Results 1 to 20 of 20
  1. #1
    noididnot ididnotnothat's Avatar
    Post Count
    1,437
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/29483218/detail.html

    Steven Seagal Becomes Hudspeth County Sheriff's Deputy.

    HUDSPETH COUNTY, Texas -- He is best known for his starring roles in action movies. Now Steven Seagal has a new le: Sheriff's deputy of west Texas.

    Seagal was sworn in as deputy earlier this week in Hudspeth County just east of El Paso.

    Officials said Sheriff Arvin West administered that oath.

    The Sheriff's Office said Seagal contacted them back in August about work opportunities.

    He has been deputy before. He filmed a reality show when he worked as an officer of the law in Jefferson County, La.

    Sheriff West told the Associated Press, "It became clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for his celebrity or publicity. He is like the rest of us."

  2. #2
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
    Post Count
    14,938
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Karate guy: check
    Wife beater: check
    Rock star: check
    Policeman: check
    Fireman:
    Cowboy:




    edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated
    Last edited by cantthinkofanything; 10-14-2011 at 09:59 AM.

  3. #3
    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
    Post Count
    41,384
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    seems like his doing any job atm in this economy

  4. #4
    Veteran pawe's Avatar
    Post Count
    4,876
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Arizona State Sun Devils
    Karate guy: check
    Wife beater: check
    Rock star: check
    Policeman: check
    Fireman:
    Cowboy:




    edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated
    Fat ass: check
    puppy killer: check
    chicken killer: check
    sued in Arizona for being a dumbass: check

  5. #5
    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
    Location
    a house.
    Post Count
    3,022
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    uhhh.... Population 40.

  6. #6
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
    Name
    Yvonne
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    17,464
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    He wants to get some of that "border vigilante" action.

  7. #7
    sup? hehateme's Avatar
    Post Count
    1,719
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    College
    Florida State Seminoles
    He wants to get some of that "border vigilante" action.

    or the good smuggled tacos...

  8. #8
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
    Post Count
    11,214
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    Karate guy: check
    Wife beater: check
    Rock star: check
    Policeman: check
    Fireman:
    Cowboy:




    edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated
    Fat ass: check
    puppy killer: check
    chicken killer: check
    sued in Arizona for being a dumbass: check
    Why is it that Segal is Under Siege, despite risking his life for this country.

  9. #9
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
    Post Count
    11,214
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    LOL! This is from Seagal's IMDB page. Did he write it himself???

    Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988 in the fast-paced Warner Bros. film Above the Law.

  10. #10
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
    Name
    Yvonne
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    17,464
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    LOL! This is from Seagal's IMDB page. Did he write it himself???
    "often with ponytail" Yea I think he wrote it---or his mom did

  11. #11
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
    Post Count
    11,214
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    "often with ponytail" Yea I think he wrote it---or his mom did
    It is right next to this picture. How stunning, boyish and stylish!

    edit: cant seem to post the picture.... here is a link to it

    http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...0,214,314_.jpg

  12. #12
    Veteran pawe's Avatar
    Post Count
    4,876
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Arizona State Sun Devils
    Why is it that Segal is Under Siege, despite risking his life for this country.
    lol risking his life.

  13. #13
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
    Post Count
    11,214
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    lol risking his life.
    Hey man, The Patriot is On Deadly Ground.

  14. #14
    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
    Location
    Hellhole of Houston, Tx
    Post Count
    11,146
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Houston Cougars
    Hey man, The Patriot is On Deadly Ground.
    Between bordertown food and bordertown women there's definitely going to be some Fire Down Below in this future.

  15. #15
    Veteran pawe's Avatar
    Post Count
    4,876
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Arizona State Sun Devils
    Maybe he shouldn't stick his nose on places where he is already Marked For Death.

  16. #16
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
    Post Count
    41,642
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    hudspeth county! Nothing but dirt roads, a small ass courthouse, a small ass jail, and a bunch of bs cops there, nothig else. I visited their jail for one night and one day about 7 yrs ago. That place is literally on earth, nothing is there but dirt.

  17. #17
    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Post Count
    43,117
    NBA Team
    Portland Trailblazers
    College
    Oregon Ducks
    Karate guy: check
    Wife beater: check
    Rock star: check
    Policeman: check
    Fireman:
    Cowboy:




    edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated
    You forgot astronaut on the last items for his bucket list.

  18. #18
    silverblk mystix
    Guest
    Karate guy: check
    Wife beater: check
    Rock star: check
    Policeman: check
    Fireman:
    Cowboy:




    edit: I wasn's sure what order wife beater fell in but I guesstimated
    You forgot guitarist...he's actually a pretty decent blues guitarist...

  19. #19
    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
    Location
    The Free World
    Post Count
    4,270
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Can't wait for him to take a stance on Occupy Wallstreet and the rampant corruption in our government...


  20. #20
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
    Post Count
    41,642
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    there's only one man ABOVE THE LAW there and that's ol' willy nelson himself.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •