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cheguevara
11-17-2011, 01:40 PM
what the fuck? I know policemen are known to eat donuts and have a belly but this shit is getting out of control. Just drove by a motorcycle police man, the motherfucker was bigger than his motorcycle. He looked like the governor of New Jersey's fatter brother. WTF?

a quick web search shows this is becoming the norm. How are these fat fucks supposed to stop criminals? by eating them?

http://fatcop.10-8.org/Use/fc_kehma_tx.jpg

http://fatcop.10-8.org/Use/FC-101.JPG

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/police/fat-policemen/police.jpg

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/police/fat-policemen/big-police.jpg

lefty
11-17-2011, 01:43 PM
By eating them?

:lmao

florige
11-17-2011, 03:49 PM
:lol:lol

BlackSwordsMan
11-17-2011, 04:19 PM
Once they pass their physical test once they can get fat all they want.

BlackSwordsMan
11-17-2011, 04:20 PM
Its amazing to think these fat fucks are protecting us. Get your own gun permit and you won't have to rely on these fat shits

boutons_deux
11-17-2011, 05:30 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/10/03/nyregion/white1/white1-articleLarge.jpg

Creepn
11-17-2011, 05:32 PM
:lol

boutons_deux
11-17-2011, 05:33 PM
It "should" be very easy for police and fireman managers to impose annual physicals, including run a mile in max minutes, number of pushups, number of situps, etc and body fat %age limits, or lose your job. But that would be impinging on their "freedom" to be decrepit greasebag slobs.

4>0rings
11-17-2011, 08:10 PM
The police department only requires a physical test when you apply, afterwards you can retake the physical test and if you don't pass go on probation and maybe lose your job or you can watch a video and be done with it.

What would you do?

Dex
11-17-2011, 08:33 PM
The police department only requires a physical test when you apply, afterwards you can retake the physical test and if you don't pass go on probation and maybe lose your job or you can watch a video and be done with it.

What would you do?

Can I eat popcorn while I watch the video?

Rip-Hamilton32
11-18-2011, 01:55 AM
theres a midget cop in my city, i always see her at fairs and festivals, im assuming shes never alone shes always with a massive dude

Wild Cobra
11-18-2011, 05:16 AM
I have no place in my world for fat police(wo)men. If it were up to me, certain stringent physical standards would be in place to keep their jobs.

But then I would also be extra harsh on police who commit crimes.

DMC
11-18-2011, 10:22 AM
theres a midget cop in my city, i always see her at fairs and festivals, im assuming shes never alone shes always with a massive dude

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Midget+cop+you+just+got+midget+slapped_9eda3c_1935 650.gif

DMC
11-18-2011, 10:24 AM
Ronnie Coleman, certainly not fat, but how can he do his job at competition size? The dude can barely move at that size.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/TCu_3GJ6d-I/AAAAAAAAMF4/gcbx_HfYjlQ/s1600/Big+Ronnie+Coleman+-+02+-+www.Musclebase.Blogspot.com.JPG

Bet he could put a hurt on you if he grabbed you, but I doubt he does that kind of police work.

DMC
11-18-2011, 10:28 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/10/03/nyregion/white1/white1-articleLarge.jpg
Nothing wrong with those guys. Just older men, probably been on the force forever.

Wild Cobra
11-18-2011, 10:31 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Midget+cop+you+just+got+midget+slapped_9eda3c_1935 650.gif
I was looking for fat people, but came up with short people:

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Wild Cobra
11-18-2011, 10:59 AM
Its amazing to think these fat fucks are protecting us. Get your own gun permit and you won't have to rely on these fat shits
No kidding.

The term "pig" when referring to police, is nothing new. At least about 1988, the military saw fit to start weeding out those who didn't keep their fat content under control. You would think that all public services that require a fit individual would as well.

boutons_deux
11-18-2011, 11:37 AM
Nothing wrong with those guys. Just older men, probably been on the force forever.

white shirts are supervisors, the article was wondering why white shirts were sent to OWS.

nothing wrong?

being 30-50 pounds overweight is considered "normal". BigFood loves it. It costs real money to get and stay that fat.

Wild Cobra
11-18-2011, 11:40 AM
white shirts are supervisors, the article was wondering why white shirts were sent to OWS.

nothing wrong?

being 30-50 pounds overweight is considered "normal". BigFood loves it. It costs real money to get and stay that fat.
I hate to admit it, but this is one of the few times I agree with you.

Police should be required to maintain an acceptable fitness standard. Pigs should be let go.

2Blonde
11-18-2011, 02:15 PM
It's disgusting, but I am much more offended by stupid policemen or those with a vendetta or agenda than by fat ones.
When my child was in HS, I was on the PTSA board for several years & during that time I saw that here in Comal County, we have law enforcement that appears to be much more concerned with arresting and charging teens & the mentally ill for things that would be nothing more than a warning or a ticket in San Antonio. Whereas we have a huge number of home invasions being committed by groups of adults, drug labs being run by adults which never seems to get any attention.
So I would much rather see some fat cops than more teens arrested for drinking a beer at a party or the mentally ill arrested rather than treated when they have an episode.

SnakeBoy
11-18-2011, 03:15 PM
Police should be required to maintain an acceptable fitness standard.

Not according to the courts. This fat cop couldn't even lift himself off the ground but got to keep his job.

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florige
11-18-2011, 03:21 PM
Ronnie Coleman, certainly not fat, but how can he do his job at competition size? The dude can barely move at that size.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mC1TEdZ4gks/TCu_3GJ6d-I/AAAAAAAAMF4/gcbx_HfYjlQ/s1600/Big+Ronnie+Coleman+-+02+-+www.Musclebase.Blogspot.com.JPG

Bet he could put a hurt on you if he grabbed you, but I doubt he does that kind of police work.




There is one officer in our department who is bigger muscle wise than most of the Ravens players. He was on the field working the game a few years back and he towered over Ray Lewis and a few other players when it came to overall muscle. He wasn't insanely cut up like this guy but I bet he wouldn't have had a problem handling a few of those Ravens players by himself.

DMC
11-18-2011, 09:30 PM
There is one officer in our department who is bigger muscle wise than most of the Ravens players. He was on the field working the game a few years back and he towered over Ray Lewis and a few other players when it came to overall muscle. He wasn't insanely cut up like this guy but I bet he wouldn't have had a problem handling a few of those Ravens players by himself.
Unless he had to chase one down. That's my point. Most struggles end up on the ground, and guys that big (I wouldn't fuck with him tbh) probably don't move well on the ground.

I wouldn't want to find out though.

DMC
11-18-2011, 09:31 PM
I hate to admit it, but this is one of the few times I agree with you.

Police should be required to maintain an acceptable fitness standard. Pigs should be let go.
They are held to an acceptable standard. It's just not acceptable to us.

BlackSwordsMan
11-19-2011, 10:50 AM
No kidding.

The term "pig" when referring to police, is nothing new. At least about 1988, the military saw fit to start weeding out those who didn't keep their fat content under control. You would think that all public services that require a fit individual would as well.

This country has gone fucking gay. Don't make fun of someones weight or you'll get sued -- don't fire them because they're fat and lazy you'll get sued.

mavs>spurs
11-19-2011, 11:24 AM
There is one officer in our department who is bigger muscle wise than most of the Ravens players. He was on the field working the game a few years back and he towered over Ray Lewis and a few other players when it came to overall muscle. He wasn't insanely cut up like this guy but I bet he wouldn't have had a problem handling a few of those Ravens players by himself.

pigs just exaggerating for other pigs tbh. ray lewis would knock that cop out because he's not just some meathead who goes to the gym and takes roids, his muscle actually has to be functional not just look good. Ray Lewis is way quicker and twice as strong as the average gym guy his size.

mavs>spurs
11-19-2011, 11:26 AM
reminds me of this huge ass steroid freak who would come in the ymca back when i was in high school. he was probably 6'2, 260 but couldn't put up any weight at all. me and my buddy would always laugh because it's this big ass dude doing less than us on every lift. later we once we saw him and his other middle aged workout buddies in the lockeroom taking some sort of pills.

DMC
11-19-2011, 12:01 PM
This country has gone fucking gay. Don't make fun of someones weight or you'll get sued -- don't fire them because they're fat and lazy you'll get sued.
Actually it's not like that.

Departments spend a lot of money training people, and once they are trained, it's easier to have them lose the weight than to just release them.

They send drug offenders to rehab, they can at least allow a food offender to rehab. There's time limits on it, at least there was in the military. The fat boy program we called it.

Wild Cobra
11-19-2011, 10:23 PM
Don't blame the fat policemen, they just had bad lunches in school.

hater
11-21-2011, 10:13 AM
:lol