How do you atheists celebrate Christmas?

[spurraider21]

:cry how dare you people not share my religious belief system. you must be miserable all the time :cry

[Millennial_Messiah]

My family has always been very atheist and we've always celebrated Christmas with presents, gifts, trees, decorations, family and the whole holiday cheer nine yards. Because that's what Christmas is all about, at least for us normal laodicean people. Not the whole sky guy and magic holy ghost crap :lol

[Winehole23]

It's understandable DarrinS would be be sheepish about having old posts come to the surface, it's striking how quickly he ran away the thing sr21 reposted.

[DarrinS]

It's understandable DarrinS would be be sheepish about having old posts come to the surface, it's striking how quickly he ran away the thing sr21 reposted.


Yeah, they just magically come to the surface.

[DarrinS]

:lol what a stupid thread

You know what? You're right.

:yield

[pgardn]

My family has always been very atheist and we've always celebrated Christmas with presents, gifts, trees, decorations, family and the whole holiday cheer nine yards. Because that's what Christmas is all about, at least for us normal laodicean people. Not the whole sky guy and magic holy ghost crap :lol

You bring the Turkey from the Salvation Army?

[Blake]

You know what? You're right.

:yield

Entertaining though

[pgardn]

Digging up 8 year old threads about atheism and christmas to comment about a candle holder?

Seek professional help.

Says the board sleuth.

[Spurtacular]

Entertaining though

Agreed.


Was it, Blake (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460)? Maybe you should've forgave your wife instead of being a bitter little entitled cuck.

:lol

[DMC]

Not in the last ten years, no. You're digging for personal info now.

Today's dipshit dirt digging detective.

I didn't have to dig Blake, there are like 10 people who post on this forum for the past 10 years. It's not hard to remember you're the cuck.

[DMC]

Says the board sleuth.

Wipe your mouth

[Blake]

I didn't have to dig Blake, there are like 10 people who post on this forum for the past 10 years. It's not hard to remember you're the cuck.

You asked me a loaded question about my personal life just a few hours ago, dipshit.

You're a dirt digger piling up mud to sling in the next thread where things start going badly for you.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You bring the Turkey from the Salvation Army?

My mother buys it from HEB/Walmart, 9 pound butterball every year.

[Will Hunting]

Was it, Blake (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460)? Maybe you should've forgave your wife instead of being a bitter little entitled cuck.
You realize that forgiving his wife and being OK with her cheating would have been precisely what would make him a cuck, right? The insult is intended for those who are perfectly fine with seeing their wife/girlfriend get railed by other men, not for the guy who files for divorce after his wife cheats.

[Spurtacular]

You realize that forgiving his wife and being OK with her cheating would have been precisely what would make him a cuck, right? The insult is intended for those who are perfectly fine with seeing their wife/girlfriend get railed by other men, not for the guy who files for divorce after his wife cheats.

Yup. He should know his level. He could've been a happy cuck instead of a miserable cuck. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

I didn't have to dig Blake, there are like 10 people who post on this forum for the past 10 years. It's not hard to remember you're the cuck.

:lmao

[DMC]

You asked me a loaded question about my personal life just a few hours ago, dipshit.

You're a dirt digger piling up mud to sling in the next thread where things start going badly for you.

Any time you drop by to take a deuce on a thread because you're a bitter man now, I am going to put you back on the couch and talk about your past. It's what's best for you.

[Trey Gowdy]

Yup. He should know his level. He could've been a happy cuck instead of a miserable cuck. :lmao
lol using a word 50 times a day with no clue what it actually means :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Pretend point from a chumpette alt.

[Blake]

Any time you drop by to take a deuce on a thread because you're a bitter man now, I am going to put you back on the couch and talk about your past. It's what's best for you.

Because ad hominem is your comfort zone, huh. The NBA forum is what's best for you.

[Trey Gowdy]

Pretend point from a chumpette alt.
You already got exposed as not knowing the meaning of the word cuck, you dumbshit :lmao

[DMC]

Because ad hominem is your comfort zone, huh. The NBA forum is what's best for you.

Did you catch feelings?

[Spurtacular]

:lol

[DMC]

Did you catch feelings?

w8YHBvX4QtM

Just for you. buddy.

[Spurtacular]

w8YHBvX4QtM

Just for you. buddy.

She already figured out he's not her real daddy.

[RandomGuy]

You asked me a loaded question about my personal life just a few hours ago, dipshit.

You're a dirt digger piling up mud to sling in the next thread where things start going badly for you.

Pretty much. As soon as he gets called to the carpet he falls back on the personal stuff, and thinks he has won a point on something. Lazy. I cannot remember a time he has actually argued on substance for more than one or two posts.

[TheGreatYacht]

Scott Walker Bravely Fights Imaginary War On Christmas

https://youtu.be/nQXnrr3S3v4

[Winehole23]

by burning the Fox Christmas tree.

it's kinda like when the commies set fire to the Reichstag.

1468597192424407041

[Winehole23]

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/12/christmas-tree3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all

[RandomGuy]

:lol

No one hurt... expensive corporate xmas tree up in flames, with one soulless evil corporation to be reimbursed by another soulless evil insurance corporation.

The ability to use this as a talking point is an early gift for the talking heads there. "war on christmas" bla bla bla.

[spurraider21]

get a tree. put ornaments on it. put up lights outside the house. gather with family. exchange gifts.

[Blake]

by burning the Fox Christmas tree.

it's kinda like when the commies set fire to the Reichstag.

1468597192424407041

Lol "it's about Hanukkah"

[Winehole23]

Lol "it's about Hanukkah":lmao

[RandomGuy]

Lol "it's about Hanukkah"

:rollin

[RandomGuy]

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/12/christmas-tree3.jpg?quality=90&strip=all

Someone more clever than I:

"I heard it was a regular tourist, doing regular tourist stuff"

[Trill Clinton]

OP is a Christian????lmaooo wow

[Ef-man]

Someone more clever than I:

"I heard it was a regular tourist, doing regular tourist stuff"

It is about singing the Christmas Song: how else can you start if not by roasting chestnuts over on an open fire?

[MultiTroll]

Checklist:

Wasn't born on or anywhere near the date Dec 25th
Most of the customs from pagan origin.
:lol Teaching your kids to give honor for gifts to some imaginary fat phuck who rides thru the sky on reindeer vs the true God (atheists the great Dust Spec)
Performing gluttonly and getting hammered on alchohol (by no means all but also by no means only a few)

[Winehole23]

Checklist:

Wasn't born on or anywhere near the date Dec 25th
Most of the customs from pagan origin.
:lol Teaching your kids to give honor for gifts to some imaginary fat phuck who rides thru the sky on reindeer vs the true God (atheists the great Dust Spec)
Performing gluttonly and getting hammered on alchohol (by no means all but also by no means only a few)
https://www.livescience.com/25731-magic-mushrooms-santa-claus.html

[Winehole23]

Yes, and syncretism with Saturnalia and the Attis cult.



In ancient Rome, the immortal pine was used to celebrate the spring festival of Arbor intrat. Each year on March 22, members of the cult of Cybele cut down a pine tree and carried it to the Palatine temple. There, it was bandaged, wreathed with violets, and mourned as if it were the body of Attis, son of Cybele, who, disturbed by his mother’s attentions, had castrated himself and died beneath a pine tree. His soul was believed to have found refuge in the pine and his blood caused violets to spring up around it. Three days later, he was miraculously restored to life.

Even the Christian Bible and the Jewish Tanakh record the “heathen” origin of the Christmas tree. Take a look at Jeremiah 10:1-5:



“Hear what the LORD says to you, people of Israel. This is what the LORD says: ‘Do not learn the ways of the nations or be terrified by signs in the heavens, though the nations are terrified by them. For the practices of the peoples are worthless; they cut a tree out of the forest,



and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel. They adorn it with silver and gold; they fasten it with hammer and nails so it will not totter. Like a scarecrow in a cucumber field, their idols cannot speak; they must be carried because they cannot walk. Do not fear them; they can do no harm nor can they do any good”

https://elpidiovaldes.wordpress.com/2011/12/05/origins-of-the-christmas-tree/

[Winehole23]

The fucking Christmas tree is a pagan idol.

[Winehole23]

So is the fucking day it's celebrated on, tbh.

[Winehole23]

So wily.

[SnakeBoy]

Gather with family. Fight with my fat daddy over politics until my wife and my mom start crying.

[baseline bum]

Gather with family. Fight with my fat daddy over politics until my wife and my mom start crying.

Sad to hear snakes, I thought you used your best Aggie board material on me :depressed

[DMC]

I don't celebrate Christmas or Thanksgiving. That one was easy

[Th'Pusher]

Gather with family. Fight with my fat daddy over politics until my wife and my mom start crying.

I thought your fat daddy was your wife :lol

[SnakeBoy]

I thought your fat daddy was your wife :lol

Sup Pusher, it's been a long time

I think Sugar Momma is the term you're thinking of

[Blake]

Gather with family. Fight with my fat daddy over politics until my wife and my mom start crying.

Thoughts and prayers

[Ef-man]

Gather with family. Fight with my fat daddy over politics until my wife and my mom start crying.

My condolences and hope your children do not experience a similar situation with you.

[SnakeBoy]

Ditto


To All Our Left-Wing and Liberal Posters:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer/winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions to society have helped make the United States and Canada great nations. Not to imply that these two countries are necessarily greater than any other country in the world. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, any of the numerous genders including none at all, or sexual preference of the wishee.

To Our Right-Wing Posters:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[ChumpDumper]

:lol what a try-hard post

[ElNono]

Get the day off work, get to enjoy the feast prepared by cultists… not a bad day, tbh