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DeadlyDynasty
01-15-2012, 01:22 AM
Kobe at 33: 31.2ppg, 5.8rbg, 5.5apg

Jesus at 33: nailed to a cross

Discuss.
Bill_Brasky
01-15-2012, 01:23 AM
Can't argue with det one!
lefty
01-15-2012, 01:27 AM
To this day, people around the World still worship Jesus

In 5 years, nobody will give a fuck about Kobe
DMC
01-15-2012, 01:31 AM
Bruce Lee also died at age 33, and Kobe is a huge Bruce Lee fan.
DMC
01-15-2012, 01:32 AM
To this day, people around the World still worship Jesus

In 5 years, nobody will give a fuck about Kobe
Tebow will never thank Kobe for the win.

also

Jesus passed the bread.
ElNono
01-15-2012, 01:32 AM
Not a fan of Jesus... nor Kobe... tough one...
DeadlyDynasty
01-15-2012, 01:34 AM
Tebow will never thank Kobe for the win.

also

Jesus passed the bread.

and where'd that get him? He was mentally weak and didn't have the killer instinct Kobe has.

Kobe>Jesus
Jelloisjigglin
01-15-2012, 01:35 AM
Not a fan of Jesus... nor Kobe... tough one...

lol belligerent atheist
ElNono
01-15-2012, 01:35 AM
you sound upset, DD... did you have money on the Saints? :lol
DeadlyDynasty
01-15-2012, 01:37 AM
you sound upset, DD... did you have money on the Saints? :lol

Nope, I took the 49ers (+4)...lost the O/U though. Same for the other game. Got the spread, lost the o/u. -$10 on the night
DMC
01-15-2012, 01:37 AM
and where'd that get him? He was mentally weak and didn't have the killer instinct Kobe has.

Kobe>Jesus

Sure he was crucified but his hang time is unmatched.
DeadlyDynasty
01-15-2012, 01:38 AM
Kobe: 5

Scarecrow: 0
ElNono
01-15-2012, 01:38 AM
Nope, I took the 49ers (+4)...lost the O/U though. Same for the other game. Got the spread, lost the o/u. -$10 on the night

I thought you said Saints were gonna win... :lol

49ers gifted me some bucks too :tu
DMC
01-15-2012, 01:39 AM
Kobe: 5

Scarecrow: 0
Jesus has been the main factor in more championships than any athlete in history. They always credit him first.
DeadlyDynasty
01-15-2012, 01:40 AM
I did think the Saints would win, but not by 4+
Mav-elous Man
01-15-2012, 01:33 PM
IDK

Kobe has 5 rings.

Jesus has 0.

Jesus is the son of God.

Kobe... son of a bitch.

Jesus for the win.
DMC
01-15-2012, 01:42 PM
1) Christians - 2,116,909,552 (which includes 1,117,759,185 Roman Catholics, 372,586,395 Protestants, 221,746,920 Orthodox, and 81,865,869 Anglicans)
2) Muslims - 1,282,780,149
3) Hindus - 856,690,863
4) Buddhists - 381,610,979

Looks like Jesus for the win imo

Jesus has like a 1500peat
baseline bum
01-15-2012, 01:51 PM
Same shit tbh

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k175/holdenmckock/gwar.gif

vs


http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/2045/tosb2.jpg

One TOSB gets slaughtered and the other has a billion annoying sychophants who won't shut the fuck up about him and think he can do no wrong.
Juggity
01-15-2012, 01:53 PM
Kobe Bryant actually exists, so that gives him the edge. 6-24 is better than 0-0, if only just.
Hemotivo
01-15-2012, 02:04 PM
Sure he was crucified but his hang time is unmatched.

:downspin:
Jodelo
01-15-2012, 02:27 PM
Fuck both!
Banzai
01-15-2012, 02:58 PM
http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2292777&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/2292777/the-jesus-bowling.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1092540&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/1092540/the-jesus.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2327476&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/2327476/the-jesus-dance.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

Jesus all the way.