The Los Angeles Skunker Crew vs. the Dallas Mavericks Game Thread

[ezau]

Will the Skunker Crew from LA go 5-0 against the defending champions? :lol:lol

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker!!!

[ezau]

Cully already in this thread a few seconds after I posted it haha.

[Giuseppe]

Cully already in this thread a few seconds after I posted it haha.

Just checkin' assholes. As author of this thread you came to mind at once.

[ezau]

As author of this thread

:lol:lol

[Giuseppe]

What.

[m>s]

interesting to see how LO gonna work out against the lakers tbh, n!gga been saving for this one and its time of vengeance

[DeadlyDynasty]

No rogue, LO is gonna go all emo when he sees Khloe sitting with her sisters, reminding him of better days. He'll be psyched out before the opening tip.

[Nathan89]

O/U Mavs win by 36?

[pass1st]

Kobe will probably go in gunning and come out gunning. We either win and Kobe shoots 50%+ or we lose and Kobe shoots under 30%.

These are things we know.

[InTheCrust]

This game is a cross-roads for Lamar. Either he goes full-on freak mode... or he goes full-on vagina mode.

[ElNono]

So, is team leader Steve Blake back yet?

[Jelloisjigglin]

So, is team leader Steve Blake back yet?

Out 3-4 weeks. Sucks but i'd like to see more of the rook, Morris.

[ElNono]

Out 3-4 weeks. Sucks but i'd like to see more of the rook, Morris.

thanks

[Jelloisjigglin]

you're welcome

[ElNono]

Odds of Barnes picking up a fight and getting a T in this game?

[ElNono]

Good lord Haywood is horrible

[TheMACHINE]

Kobes passing...if he sees no production, then its Kobe time!

[DPG21920]

Dirk played championship level defense.

[Jelloisjigglin]

Fisher made his shot for the game.

[pass1st]

Odom getting love from the crowd

[ElNono]

classy lakerfans :cry

[Jelloisjigglin]

Can any of these faggots make a shot?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Laker fans just being the class acts they're supposed to be, nothing to see here.

Take note, Spurfan

[WeNeedLength]

cj watson
Wouldn't b surprised if Lamar cries on his return bak lol

Lol.

[ElNono]

Laker fans just being the class acts they're supposed to be, nothing to see here.

Take note, Spurfan

noting, imo

[skut_farkus]

0 for 3 and counting

[DPG21920]

kevin ding @KevinDing

3 Laker fans just arrested for dressing up in cow costumes and harassing Khloe. Lamar crying & livid. WoW.

[pass1st]

Damn, Bynum blocked. This game going to be tough

[pass1st]

Morris coming in, let's see what he can do

[ElNono]

lol that n!gga haywood

[skut_farkus]

Morris coming in, let's see what he can do

probably more than fisher, mwp, barnes, and kobes done

[pass1st]

probably more than fisher, mwp, barnes, and kobes done

'sup, nugfan?

[skut_farkus]

'sup, nugfan?

pacers son

[skut_farkus]

Go fuck your mother some more.

crucify that clown luva, crucify em'

[pass1st]

pacers son

Lawson doing work, be happy

[ElNono]

nobody can hit the side of a barn

[boutons_deux]

both teams shooting 30% or less

[skut_farkus]

Lawson doing work, be happy

huh?

[ElNono]

Dirk looks whiter... is that even possible?

[DPG21920]

both teams shooting 30% or less

We call that both teams going "Kobe on it", ya dig :lol

[pass1st]

huh?

You not a good fan, tbh

[DPG21920]

Dirk played championship level offense.

[pass1st]

Wow, never seen Dirk shoot like that

[ElNono]

wow Dirk

[ElNono]

I'm waiting for the VC slamma-jamma over drew

[skut_farkus]

You not a good fan, tbh

you still mad your fellow laker fans have kicked your ass to the curb?

[Koolaid_Man]

Wow, never seen Dirk shoot like that

never seen you suck so hard

[Koolaid_Man]

LO is fools gold

[ElNono]

Dirk 0-5, 0 points.... weird

[WeNeedLength]

Metta World Piece of Shit shooting 7% from 3 for the season!?!?!??:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

you fags up in here hoping we lose

[ElNono]

Kobe 0-4, not to be outdone

[Jelloisjigglin]

Well, of course Odom was gonna break out of his horrible, asshurt play this night.

[ElNono]

you fags up in here hoping we lose

you gonna cry all night?

[Killakobe81]

Man of course LO will play well tonight ...

Wow this feed the bigs offense looks GREAT!!!

Seriously though, for two pretty good teams the shooting has been horrid.

[skut_farkus]

Lmao pass1st...I can understand your dumbass calling me Nugfan cause I posted under Kyle Orton but why that nlgga skut?

at this point hes just getting pathetic:lol

[DAF86]

WTF is wrong with Dirk? I don't buy the TOSB card, 6 months ago he was playing at the highest level of his career.

[Banzai]

Best scenario for this laker team would be to miss the playoffs tbh.

[pass1st]

you still mad your fellow laker fans have kicked your ass to the curb?

not sure what your angle is, nugfan

[ElNono]

Man of course LO will play well tonight ...

Wow this feed the bigs offense looks GREAT!!!

Seriously though, for two pretty good teams the shooting has been horrid.

Both teams shooting like shit... what's worrying for Dallas is that I've seen this movie before against the Spurs earlier in the season so it doesn't look like a fluke

[Killakobe81]

Hey thank the staples crowd, we made Odom feel at home ...

Well the bigs cant say they are not involved we have only two nice post-up baskets even they each have taken over 4 shots.

[WeNeedLength]

Best scenario for this laker team would be to miss the playoffs tbh.

:lmao

[Jelloisjigglin]

Best scenario for this laker team would be to miss the playoffs tbh.

Son, we're good. We just need to get back MVP Blake.

[Technique]

Man, 33 is hitting hard.

0-4 2 TO

0-5

Another 40 point night in the making.

[ElNono]

Man of course LO will play well tonight ...

Wow this feed the bigs offense looks GREAT!!!

Seriously though, for two pretty good teams the shooting has been horrid.

BTW, bigs keeping you in this game

[pass1st]

never seen you suck so hard

You're digging deep, pipqueek. Keep hugging your life sized Kobe doll.

[Koolaid_Man]

trhat faggot Artest ain't even trying

[Koolaid_Man]

that faggot Artest ain't even trying

[Koolaid_Man]

Dirk looks like a drunk German

[pass1st]

Lol, finally a successful oop

[ElNono]

yeah, those bigs suck :rolleyes

[Killakobe81]

Loving McRoberts!!! Best passer we have on that bench unit ...

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Dirk is appalling out there right now.

[Koolaid_Man]

Carter looks like drunk bum

[pass1st]

tbh what happened to Dirk? One of the best shooters in the game, brick n brick, injured recently?

[Killakobe81]

Bigs are playing OK, but better bigs would be completely dominating ...Mcroberts gives great energy. I like Pau, Andrew and him as a unit Murphy has been mostly useless.

Morris is trying too hard he played better against the 2nd best PG in the NBA than he is playing right now.

Dirk wont keep missing we need to get some buckets.

Side note: Shocked those guys in pre-game picked us over OKC ...

[ElNono]

Dirk gonna go Hitler on that Lakers ass in the 2nd half, IMO

[DPG21920]

Maybe people who aren't trying to prop up 0-4 Bryant (:lol you making fun of the bigs keeping you in the game and not Kobe) see LA's talent.

[Killakobe81]

Odom needs to come back home this off season ...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can anyone remember the last time the Lakers made a fucking 3-pointer?

I vaguely remember seeing one in college, but not sure...

[ElNono]

Dirk warming up

[DeadlyDynasty]

Maybe people who aren't trying to prop up 0-4 Bryant (:lol you making fun of the bigs keeping you in the game and not Kobe) see LA's talent.

oh here we go...

[ElNono]

Can anyone remember the last time the Lakers made a fucking 3-pointer?

I vaguely remember seeing one in college, but not sure...

Are you gonna double-dip and make fun of Spurfan tomorrow?

[Killakobe81]

Maybe people who aren't trying to prop up 0-4 Bryant (:lol you making fun of the bigs keeping you in the game and not Kobe) see LA's talent.

Didnt say that the bigs wasnt playing well all mighty regulator ...

I said that the offense looks like crap.

BTW, Reggie just pointed out what I said. Pau takes too long to attack and it bogs down the offense. But you would rather just feed the bigs even if they are not scoring effectively.. Kobe is not scoring either right now, so moot point btw ...

But Im just saying that when you need scores just because you have 7 footers doesnt mean you'll get great offense. Im glad Kobe (or Brown) has fed our bigs. Just saying I know my team and this is how our offense looks bigs first. Pau is not the same as he was in 2008. And Bynum is not ready to be the #1 option yet.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Are you gonna double-dip and make fun of Spurfan tomorrow?

There's always time to make fun of spurfan

[Killakobe81]

Nice play by Barnes but he needs to finish ...

[TDfan2007]

Lol Lakers spacing is awful. Bigs have very little room to work.

[ElNono]

Even though bigs were scoring, they don't have to score... guys like Bynum can draw a double and kick out for an open shooter.... it's what bought that shot for Kapono a few mins ago

[Killakobe81]

Also with this new big offense we lack shooters hard to space for bigs when no one can hit 3's ...even Kobe.

[ElNono]

There's always time to make fun of spurfan

bring it on :ihit

[pass1st]

lol marion

[ElNono]

lol marion

[Killakobe81]

Even though bigs were scoring, they don't have to score... guys like Bynum can draw a double and kick out for an open shooter.... it's what bought that shot for Kapono a few mins ago

Kapono cant play big mins. cuz he can't defend ...

We need a PG and backup SG that can shoot ...

[pass1st]

marion should have an assist, tbh

[ElNono]

I don't even get what Kobe was doing all alone at the other end... great D I guess :lol

[ElNono]

you can't guard that

[DPG21920]

Dirk and Kobe getting ready...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe bringing the Lakers back, nothing to see here

[pass1st]

dirk back to making those crazy fadeaways

[TheMACHINE]

keep passing it to gasol! Use our bigs! Kobe should shoot only 10 times a game!

[TDfan2007]

Dirk going off now. Couldn't keep the German freak of nature down for too long.

[ElNono]

haywood in... lakers should take advantage

[pass1st]

nice ball movement

[ElNono]

those bigs suck :cry :cry

[pass1st]

gasol with the block! fisher with the brick!

[ElNono]

Fish with the hero shot

[Jelloisjigglin]

God fucking damnit Fisher

[TDfan2007]

Pau taking too long. He made it there, but he's still boging the offense down.

[DPG21920]

Bigs making the impact at both ends.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I hope that pediatric specialty eye center relocates to Salt Lake City.

[ElNono]

haywood :lol

[ElNono]

I hope that pediatric specialty eye center relocates to Salt Lake City.

:lol

[TDfan2007]

Kobe's turnaround is picture perfect.

[ElNono]

so what's Cubes waiting for to go get chandler back?

[DPG21920]

I hope that pediatric specialty eye center relocates to Salt Lake City.

Why? It's not like it would cause Fisher to move back to Utah.

[Koolaid_Man]

you fuckers in this bitch giving a play by play...lol

[DPG21920]

And Kool giving a play by play of the game thread ...lol

[TDfan2007]

LOL! Marion needs to figure this whole passing thing out.

[ElNono]

you fuckers in this bitch giving a play by play...lol

it's a "game thread" chimp

[DeadlyDynasty]

Orlando would be crazy to do a deal with anyone but us...we have the goods to send back

[ElNono]

What happened to Dallas? they're a shell of their former selves

[pass1st]

Safe to say Kobe is done with 40+ pt games? He's going to need to go crazy to make it

[Killakobe81]

2nd quarter was much better than the 1st ...

Dirk and Kobe got going Kidd is shooting like Fisher and Artest right now ...

[Koolaid_Man]

stop being a bitch

[TDfan2007]

Kobe has hit his last 4. Guy has an amazing ability to forget his misses and just keep firing. Maybe that's why he shoots so much...

[ElNono]

Didn't think Peja was that valuable, tbh

[TheMACHINE]

I think Reggie Miller is really CR. Just told us to appreciate Kobe.

[Koolaid_Man]

my n|gga needs 32 more points

[Banzai]

Yo yo people!!

[TDfan2007]

Dallas looks like complete garbage. They're soft on the boards, soft on the interior, and have a horrible offensive scheme.

[Jelloisjigglin]

Typical Laker game these days. Shitty offense, good defense.

[ElNono]

Safe to say Kobe is done with 40+ pt games? He's going to need to go crazy to make it

32 to go... but he only took 9 shots... basically, he's got 20+ shots saved for the 2nd half

[DAF86]

How do this people measure desire to so loosely say that Kobe is the person that most desires to win in the World?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe has hit his last 4. Guy has an amazing ability to forget his misses and just keep firing.

The great ones always do. The Spurs will get somebody like that someday. Keep the faith, brotha:tu

[lefty]

I think Reggie Miller is really CR. Just told us to appreciate Kobe.

He also said : " obviously, not a MJ's level "

[ElNono]

How do this people measure desire to so loosely say that Kobe is the person that most desires to win in the World?

It's Reggie Miller...

[Koolaid_Man]

How do this people measure desire to so loosely say that Kobe is the person that most desires to win in the World?

we know fo sho it ain't tired ole shitbag with his 11 and 7 avg

[Killakobe81]

How do this people measure desire to so loosely say that Kobe is the person that most desires to win in the World?

I agree. I know he means it appears he wants it more. I also get that they talk to these guys to prepare for a game ...but I think that is bull shit too.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kidd fuckin blows...start VC and Delonte again imo

Where has West been anyways?

Valtrex refill, imho

[Killakobe81]

Funny thing is Reggie sounds like a Laker fan.
When Pau plays like this who wants to trade him?
Who doesnt think he has skills to score over Pau on one side and block him on the other?

Pau's talent isnt the question ...but why doesnt he WANT it more consistently? Maybe Kobe does not want it more than anyone else on the planet...but he clearly wants it more than Pau.

[Jelloisjigglin]

I approach women with the same mentality. I get at em. The first 4 might say no, but the next 6 slipping their panties off.

http://narutofever.com/naruto-cosplay/images/naruto.jpg

[pass1st]

pakifuck sharing his tranny experiences, lol "formally introduced"

[Killakobe81]

Great shooters Matt Barnes and Fisher?! :lol

[ElNono]

who let chimp and faguto fan in? lots of noise in this game thread...

[Koolaid_Man]

The tranny let me in

[TDfan2007]

I approach women with the same mentality. I get at em. The first 4 might say no, but the next 6 slipping their panties off.

*sigh*... you know that nobody believes that your Naruto-loving Asian ass is getting laid like that, right?

[ElNono]

The tranny let me in

no surprises there

[Koolaid_Man]

UmiiW936jqw

[TDfan2007]

no surprises there

Nono with the goods.

[DMC]

I've bagged well over 300 babes in my short, yet eventful life.
Groceries.

[Killakobe81]

:depressed

That Morris kid should be cut. I'd rather see Luke play the point. No handles, no shot, and running scared. Worse than Fartmar.

Disagree. He is a rookie he will struggle some. Blake looked scared last year, and he has been our best PG this one. Ease up Luva too early to make final judgement.

[DMC]

That was a shitty shot by Fish. They were doing good down low and he decides to pull up in transition like he's dangerous. Fucking Neal 2.0

[TDfan2007]

I've bagged well over 300 babes in my short, yet eventful life.

There's another guy who pretends to have "bagged" over 300 babes.

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000011200012-z63mmy-original.jpg?5d75100

However, we all know the truth...

http://www.passportmagazine.com/blog/uploads/neil-patrick-harris-david-burtka-twins.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

hey DMC there are times when you need someone, I will be by your side...there is a light that shines special for you and me...

[pass1st]

Lol, fighting teammates for rebounds

[ElNono]

Fisher with the clutch shot

[Killakobe81]

Kobe has to at least challenge that shot ...

[Killakobe81]

Barnes looking healthy ...

[ElNono]

:lol Barnes with the flagrant

[lefty]

Dirk shitting on Pau

[pass1st]

lol wtf you doing barnes

[Koolaid_Man]

what a pussy ass league

[Killakobe81]

Hey he did go high but that wasnt intentional ...

[pass1st]

Dirk has missed a freethrow

world is ending

[DPG21920]

lol Chris Tucker looking crazy in the back ground

[Banzai]

Matt Barnes dirtier than Bruce Bowen?

[DPG21920]

:lol Pau's I didn't touch it face. Because he really didn't.

[DPG21920]

Matt Barnes dirtier than Bruce Bowen?

No.

[lefty]

Pau :lmao

[Technique]

Too old

[Jelloisjigglin]

lol Bryant

[DPG21920]

smh Kobe

[ElNono]

Matt Barnes dirtier than Bruce Bowen?

Nah... but he's starting to get those reputation calls

[DPG21920]

SMH again Kobe.

[lefty]

Kobe with the "hey !"

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Matt Barnes dirtier than Bruce Bowen?

tbh until Barnes starts roundhousing his opponents in the face and sticking his foot under their landing then Bowen has him beat by a country mile.

[DPG21920]

SMH again again Kobe

[lefty]

You ain't no Jordan, son

[ElNono]

Kobester better hurry up... still stuck at 8

[Banzai]

Dallas is pretty good

[Killakobe81]

Good gosh freaking Kobe why would you dribble in traffic with you effed up wrist ...for someone so basketball smart, he does some dumb shit sometimes ...

[ElNono]

can't let Dallas run...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe's got this, no worries.

[lefty]

Kobe cant even tweak the game sliders here

Kobe = fucked

[Killakobe81]

the block by Marion was just a good play but that TO was dumb ball ...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Kobe cant even tweak the game sliders here

Kobe = fucked

OT, but you're mentally retarded.

[Banzai]

:lmao

I'm not being sarcastic ...I was being honest.

[pass1st]

Need to let Kobe sit n cool off a little.

[lefty]

OT, but you're mentally retarded.

:cry :cry :cry

[TDfan2007]

Marion is still a great defender.

[ElNono]

game still long ways from over

[lefty]

Need to let Kobe sit n cool off a little.

He's already cold, TBH

[ElNono]

Dirk going into Nazi mode,no regard for human life

[TDfan2007]

Dirk just going off now.

[ElNono]

:lol why is haywood out there?

[ElNono]

:lmao Kobe

[lefty]

Kobe!!!!!


Wait

[DeadlyDynasty]

REMOVE Pau Gasol from this game, from this arena, from this city...gtfo you faggy spaniard

[lefty]

REMOVE Pau Gasol from this game, from this arena, from this city...gtfo you faggy spaniard

Dumbfuck :lmao

[ElNono]

As long as Haywood is out there, Lakers should go to Bynum, tbh

[Killakobe81]

Pau has played mostly well but the offense is not setting him up ...

Im with Kerr we need a PG

[ElNono]

wow Fish

[ElNono]

haywood can't guard him

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dumbfuck :lmao

Your mother should've swallowed you.

lol canada

lol sars

[skut_farkus]

artest is the shittiest player on the lakers.. that includes their trainers

[lefty]

Pau has played mostly well but the offense is not setting him up ...

Im with Kerr we need a PG

Trade Kobe for CP3 and the Lakers 3peat


Oh wait

[Killakobe81]

Wow why are we posting artest instead of Pau?

[skut_farkus]

kobe just airballed a lay up???
:lmao

[Killakobe81]

Wow this is bad ...

[Banzai]

Pau has played mostly well but the offense is not setting him up ...

Im with Kerr we need a PG

Question is..will the front office address this issue ever?

[ElNono]

wow Odom :lol

[lefty]

Fisher :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

artest is the shittiest player on the lakers.. that includes their trainers

this is true.

[lefty]

This game sucks

[Killakobe81]

LOL Lakers are title contenders?!

[ElNono]

unbelievable it's a 2 point game... comedy of errors

[skut_farkus]

this is horrible haha

[ElNono]

Kobe going into "I'm getting mine" mode

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is about as fun as the WNBA right now

[lefty]

This is worse than watching Bonner

[Banzai]

Remember..best outcome..miss the playoffs.

[Killakobe81]

My GOD screw Dwight we need a PG ...

[Killakobe81]

Remember..best outcome..miss the playoffs.

Dont say that on LG ...they will call you names ...:lol

But we wont miss playoffs there are teams worse than us quite a few actually.

[skut_farkus]

"sons this game should be on comedy central"

BR

[DeadlyDynasty]

LOL Lakers are title contenders?!

Just ask a certain poster here who should be sent to da sidelines for such idiocy:lol

[DAF86]

I want 5 OT's, and if they keep playing this shitty better.

[Killakobe81]

Marion is doing a great job of forcing Kobe to fade on his jumper ...

Kobe needs to seek out better shots but the offense looks bad ...

[024]

this is just sad

[Technique]

Kobe doin' work

[skut_farkus]

510 consecutive games for fisher, hopefully he can hit 700

[DeadlyDynasty]

keep chucking Kobe, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take





and 92% of the shots you do

[lefty]

The Raptors would destroy those 2 sorry ass teams

[Banzai]

Game is over..Dallas is going to win lol lakers..

[DPG21920]

So champion Steve Kerr agrees with me, but yall want to listen to Kool and DD :lol

[Technique]

I love this Kobe inspired Lakers offense, it's great

[024]

so many bricks..

[WeNeedLength]

This is about as fun as the WNBA right now

Hey I thought the Lakers were doing better than the Spurs? What happened to that? :lmao

Spurs absolutely crushed this same Mavs team. Poor Lakerfan.

[lefty]

Kapono looks retarded without a beard

[skut_farkus]

first to 60 takes this game

[lefty]

Bynum :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

So champion Steve Kerr agrees with me, but yall want to listen to Kool and DD :lol

your basketball opinions have you $500 in the red so far:lol

[ElNono]

laugh all you want, but Odom is the 2nd top scorer for Dallas tonight

[Spurs9]

this is as boring as the boston game

[Killakobe81]

Wow. Just wow ...

Like I said with no Blake ... Fisher and Morris 2 worst PG's in the NBa for a playoff team. Fisher was great in his day and Morris may be OK someday ...

But we are awful at PG ...

Mitch better get moving ...

[DPG21920]

your basketball opinions have you $500 in the red so far:lol

I didn' fancy you a liar tbh...I won more bets than I lost.

[lefty]

Halftime

Finally

[InTheCrust]

:lmao 7 points

[Banzai]

Damn..down 6..no hope it looks like lmao

[ElNono]

Halftime

Finally

:lol