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CosmicCowboy
02-14-2012, 01:28 PM
It's got it all, Naked Texas Cowgirl, Jeeps, cowboy boots, DWI, running from the cops...This girl sounds like a lot of fun!...:lol



Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed Police Chase

Meet Taylor Burnham.

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When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.

After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the Jeep and took off at around 3:10 AM. She then led officers on a slow speed chase through a neighboring subdivision, where she drove on a sidewalk before coming to a stop.

Burnham, police reported, appeared to be intoxicated, so she was subjected to field sobriety tests and a Breathalyzer. While officers noted that a female cop helped Burnham get reacquainted with her clothes, a police report offers no insight as to why she was driving while naked.

Along with a misdemeanor drunk driving count, Burnham was hit with an evading arrest in a vehicle charge, a felony. She was released from the Nueces County jail yesterday afternoon after posting $3500 bond.

tlongII
02-14-2012, 04:13 PM
I'd hit it.

lebomb
02-14-2012, 04:15 PM
"I lost my T-back playin poker at the salooooooooon"........................

All together now!! ....

Magua
02-14-2012, 04:16 PM
I'd hit it.

That's cause your options are dwindling by the minute.

lebomb
02-14-2012, 04:17 PM
That's cause your options are dwindling by the minute.


.............yep, he is down to Ricky, Larry and this girl

DMC
02-14-2012, 04:58 PM
Must be the daughter of the judge who beat the shit out of her retarded ass when she was young.

spurs_fan_in_exile
02-14-2012, 05:01 PM
She's a drunk drivin' danger, and if the story got stranger
you'd swear it couldn't be true.

This tale's no gag, it's like the American flag:
her ass was white, the lights red and bluuuuuuueee.

marini martini
02-14-2012, 05:50 PM
Ryan Bishop was a life coach, baby.
Doin' real good till he joined the navy.

When he came back,
he started smokin' da crack

Ended up naked in an alley with a whore named Sally.


(repeat chorus)

Fabbs
02-15-2012, 12:39 AM
What's in/on/near her ears?

Ear on our left dark specks around all but the lobe.
Ear area our right some white cotton looking stuff.

cantthinkofanything
02-15-2012, 12:44 AM
What's in/on/near her ears?

Ear on our left dark specks around all but the lobe.
Ear area our right some white cotton looking stuff.

That's the wall behind her CSI.