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I'd hit it.
It's got it all, Naked Texas Cowgirl, Jeeps, cowboy boots, DWI, running from the cops...This girl sounds like a lot of fun!...
Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed Police Chase
Meet Taylor Burnham.
When Corpus Christi cops responded to a su ious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the Jeep and took off at around 3:10 AM. She then led officers on a slow speed chase through a neighboring subdivision, where she drove on a sidewalk before coming to a stop.
Burnham, police reported, appeared to be intoxicated, so she was subjected to field sobriety tests and a Breathalyzer. While officers noted that a female cop helped Burnham get reacquainted with her clothes, a police report offers no insight as to why she was driving while naked.
Along with a misdemeanor drunk driving count, Burnham was hit with an evading arrest in a vehicle charge, a felony. She was released from the Nueces County jail yesterday afternoon after posting $3500 bond.
I'd hit it.
"I lost my T-back playin poker at the salooooooooon"........................
All together now!! ....
That's cause your options are dwindling by the minute.
.............yep, he is down to Ricky, Larry and this girl
Must be the daughter of the judge who beat the out of her re ed ass when she was young.
She's a drunk drivin' danger, and if the story got stranger
you'd swear it couldn't be true.
This tale's no gag, it's like the American flag:
her ass was white, the lights red and bluuuuuuueee.
Ryan Bishop was a life coach, baby.
Doin' real good till he joined the navy.
When he came back,
he started smokin' da crack
Ended up naked in an alley with a named Sally.
(repeat chorus)
What's in/on/near her ears?
Ear on our left dark specks around all but the lobe.
Ear area our right some white cotton looking stuff.
That's the wall behind her CSI.
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