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LilMissSPURfect
06-20-2005, 12:50 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else suffer any symptons...

seems to only happen when i'm watching the SPURS!

i've been going crazy trying to figure out why i have to pee every stoppage of game...

every time out
every dead ball
every foul call
every ref consultation
every time
every time

dam spurs! they can screw with one's emotions, body and soul!

i wouldn't have it any other way!


GO SPURS GO!

danyel
06-20-2005, 12:53 PM
stop drinking so much beer, that should do it...

Flea
06-20-2005, 12:53 PM
I do laundry. I can't sit still in games like game 5.

nkdlunch
06-20-2005, 12:54 PM
women :rolleyes

texbound
06-20-2005, 12:55 PM
and I thought I was the only one. I solved that problem though, I went to the doctor and got a catheter. JK, Thank god for TIVO though.

Hook Dem
06-20-2005, 12:55 PM
Don't quit peeing!!!! We need another win! :lol

CosmicCowboy
06-20-2005, 12:57 PM
My solution was to keep the beer in an ice chest in my truck. I can pee and get another beer at the same time..:lol

beirmeistr
06-20-2005, 12:59 PM
It happens every time I consume mass quantities of beer.

easjer
06-20-2005, 01:01 PM
Stop playing the Pivotal Game drinking game (where you take a shot each time a commentator or analyst mentions that this is a pivotal game or a must win), and for good measure stop playing the Switcheroo drinking game (where you take a shot each time a commentator or analyst switches on his pick for series winner).

There are no winners in these games.

SpursWoman
06-20-2005, 01:02 PM
I do laundry. I can't sit still in games like game 5.



That's what I was doing at timeouts, end of quarters.....before overtimes.... :oops :lol

easjer
06-20-2005, 01:06 PM
This is why I knit. If things aren't going well, I can concentrate on that, but sometimes I miss some neat plays.

Of course, the knitting hasn't been such a great distraction in the finals - I get too nervous, and start dropping stitches or forgetting to yarn over or slip a stitch. And spurs_fan_in_exile doesn't care for me ranting and waving sharp objects in my hand if we lose. He seems to think I waved a pair of scissors in anger at him after the Spurs lost in 2002. I have pointed out on numerous occassions that I was not threatening him with the scissors, that I was gesticulating with them in my hand.

Ahem, yes. Back on topic. I had to leave the room last night, I got too nervous and couldn't stand to watch OT after we went down early on. Fortunately, I caught the pertinent parts.

Ishta
06-20-2005, 01:07 PM
Last nights game was bad for me....I cut the crap out of my little toe, and my stomach was hurting like nobodys business...So i'm sitting on the couch holding a pillow to my stomach with my foot dripping blood...I was not getting up for anything... http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

JackLalanne
06-20-2005, 01:14 PM
I was puckered up tighter than a drum.

GoldToe
06-20-2005, 01:16 PM
I was puckered up tighter than a drum.

No shit?

Ishta
06-20-2005, 01:29 PM
No shit?


:lmao

caŽlo
06-20-2005, 01:58 PM
i had to endure not peeing for the ENTIRE GAME.

its ok though. i was having a blast n chat.

it was a wild experience.. having gone thru the entire game.. every freakin minute of it.. with your bladder threatening to burst any moment.

ObiwanGinobili
06-20-2005, 02:00 PM
colostomy bag

Gatita
06-20-2005, 02:01 PM
No shit?

:lmao

Dre_7
06-20-2005, 02:25 PM
No bladder problems here. I just have no freakin finger nails left!!

SpursWoman
06-20-2005, 02:27 PM
I was puckered up tighter than a drum.



You should try throwing some prunes in the juicer. That should help. :)

LilMissSPURfect
06-20-2005, 04:27 PM
Don't quit peeing!!!! We need another win! :lol



:lol :lol :lol :lol :drunk :drunk :drunk :drunk :lol :lol :lol

reporting for duty TUES night!

bigbendbruisebrother
06-20-2005, 04:52 PM
Do what Larry Brown does. Wear a diaper.

ShoogarBear
06-20-2005, 06:29 PM
Damn, was wondering when LB was gonna get drug into this . . .