stop drinking so much beer, that should do it...
Is it just me or does anyone else suffer any symptons...
seems to only happen when i'm watching the SPURS!
i've been going crazy trying to figure out why i have to pee every stoppage of game...
every time out
every dead ball
every foul call
every ref consultation
every time
every time
dam spurs! they can screw with one's emotions, body and soul!
i wouldn't have it any other way!
GO SPURS GO!
stop drinking so much beer, that should do it...
I do laundry. I can't sit still in games like game 5.
and I thought I was the only one. I solved that problem though, I went to the doctor and got a catheter. JK, Thank god for TIVO though.
Don't quit peeing!!!! We need another win!![]()
My solution was to keep the beer in an ice chest in my truck. I can pee and get another beer at the same time..![]()
It happens every time I consume mass quan ies of beer.
Stop playing the Pivotal Game drinking game (where you take a shot each time a commentator or analyst mentions that this is a pivotal game or a must win), and for good measure stop playing the Switcheroo drinking game (where you take a shot each time a commentator or analyst switches on his pick for series winner).
There are no winners in these games.
That's what I was doing at timeouts, end of quarters.....before overtimes....![]()
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This is why I knit. If things aren't going well, I can concentrate on that, but sometimes I miss some neat plays.
Of course, the knitting hasn't been such a great distraction in the finals - I get too nervous, and start dropping s ches or forgetting to yarn over or slip a s ch. And spurs_fan_in_exile doesn't care for me ranting and waving sharp objects in my hand if we lose. He seems to think I waved a pair of scissors in anger at him after the Spurs lost in 2002. I have pointed out on numerous occassions that I was not threatening him with the scissors, that I was gesticulating with them in my hand.
Ahem, yes. Back on topic. I had to leave the room last night, I got too nervous and couldn't stand to watch OT after we went down early on. Fortunately, I caught the pertinent parts.
Last nights game was bad for me....I cut the crap out of my little toe, and my stomach was hurting like nobodys business...So i'm sitting on the couch holding a pillow to my stomach with my foot dripping blood...I was not getting up for anything...![]()
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I was puckered up tighter than a drum.
i had to endure not peeing for the ENTIRE GAME.
its ok though. i was having a blast n chat.
it was a wild experience.. having gone thru the entire game.. every freakin minute of it.. with your bladder threatening to burst any moment.
colostomy bag
No bladder problems here. I just have no freakin finger nails left!!
You should try throwing some prunes in the juicer. That should help.![]()
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reporting for duty TUES night!
Do what Larry Brown does. Wear a diaper.
Damn, was wondering when LB was gonna get drug into this . . .
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