June 21st Weather Report-San Antonio

[HULKAROCK]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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[samikeyp]

:sleep

[fraga]

National Weather Service:
Detroit and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.

[SpursWoman]

Good thing I've got one of these....


http://nieonline.com/sanantonio/images/2005umbrella.jpg


:)

[Taco]

Good think I've got one of these....


http://nieonline.com/sanantonio/images/2005umbrella.jpg


:)

:lol

[Cathreina]

:lol

[MannyIsGod]

National Weather Service:
Detroit and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.
:lmao

[samikeyp]

Don't mess with MannyIs(the weather)God

[gay abc]

Good thing I've got one of these....


http://nieonline.com/sanantonio/images/2005umbrella.jpg


:)


:lol

i have a good friend that NEVER got his umbrella - it's been almost 2 years now - it's a big joke between us that he is STILL waiting for it :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Detroit's going to need the rains, that city's gonna burn if the Pistons don't get it done tonight.

[ObiwanGinobili]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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:sleep :sleep

[Flea]

National Weather Service:
Detroit and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.


:lol

[Solid D]

San Antonio is 150 miles inland. You should have paid more attention in Geography class. San Antonio has been known to have some floods and tornados spawned from Hurricanes there HULKAROCK.

BTW, sorry about that warehouse fire there in Detroit.

[Sense]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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Creative yet stupid at this point in time.

[GrandeDavid]

Good thing I've got one of these....


http://nieonline.com/sanantonio/images/2005umbrella.jpg


:)

Awesome response! :lol

[JustSpurs]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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What a tool....err....troll

[PM5K]

I thought they were both pretty damn funny, it's a lot better than lame trolls that just say you suck.

[HULKAROCK]

San Antonio is 150 miles inland. You should have paid more attention in Geography class. San Antonio has been known to have some floods and tornados spawned from Hurricanes there HULKAROCK.

BTW, sorry about that warehouse fire there in Detroit.


Oh.. my bad.. But this is supposed to be a FICTIONAL FUNNY POST.
Hey I have an idea for you guys. Why don't you all go down to River Walk, get in one of those stupid boats, get yourself a hot dog or rib sandwich and go sail off..

[SpursWoman]

I thought they were both pretty damn funny, it's a lot better than lame trolls that just say you suck.


I thought it was funny, too. :)

[Vashner]

The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...

[td4mvp21]

The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...

No one on that team went into the crowd and punched people. Ben Wallace was wrong for pushing Artest, but other than that, what on earth the Piston's players do? It was all the Indiana thugs that were doing it. And the drunk idiots in the crowd.

[samikeyp]

get yourself a hot dog or rib sandwich and go sail off..

mmmm....rib sandwich. :)

[samikeyp]

The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...

You can't blame the players for the actions of a few ignorant and stupid fans.

[Gatita]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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CCCChhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss sssssssyyyyyyyy :rolleyes

[SWC Bonfire]

:lol

What Hulkarock doesn't know is that the forecast for San Antonio on June 21st is the same as the forecast for July 21st, August 21st & sometimes September 21st:

A ridge of high pressure has settled in over South Texas and will prevent showers from forming. Fair skies, high 97 degrees (adjusted for chamber-of-commerce factor), low 78 degrees. Maybe if we're lucky a hurricane will come and cool our ass off. How long until October?:lol

[HomerStoogeson]

The weather report looks gloomy for an Argentinean on a bum thigh to close out a series. Hopefully Robert Horry can be left all alone for another game to bail out the Spurs big three, while they sulk in frustration. Duncan can hope no one fouls him and he won’t have to endure another pitiful performance from the line.
The truth is the National weather service says there will be clear skies in San Antonio until the champagne showers on Thursday night from the visiting locker room, when the Pistons take what's theirs, back home to d-town. Take It!!

[samikeyp]

Hopefully Robert Horry can be left all alone for another game to bail out the Spurs big three, while they sulk in frustration.

You realize if that happens tonight...the Spurs win the title. Works for me. :)

[HomerStoogeson]

You can't blame the players for the actions of a few ignorant and stupid fans.

I agree the Pacers, should not win this year.

[Useruser666]

All or nothing first post, hey?

And Mikey, it's "Mmmmmmmmmmm Ribwich!!!!"

[samikeyp]

I agree the Pacers, should not win this year.

Countdown to Pooh rebuttal in 5....4....3....

[HomerStoogeson]

You realize if that happens tonight...the Spurs win the title. Works for me. :)


How's that liver working out for you Sean? Don't be surprised when the ticker-tape doesn’t fall from the ceiling tonight.

[samikeyp]

All or nothing first post, hey?

And Mikey, it's "Mmmmmmmmmmm Ribwich!!!!"

:lol thanks bro...I will try to remember that.

[samikeyp]

How's that liver working out for you Sean? Don't be surprised when the ticker-tape doesn’t fall from the ceiling tonight.

Dude..it was a kidney....if you are going to drop "organ smack" at least get it right! :lol

[HomerStoogeson]

Dude..it was a kidney....if you are going to drop "organ smack" at least get it right! :lol

I'm sorry, I must be confusing you with the guy with the sad story we beat last series Alonzo "Mournung his losses to the pistons"

[SpursWoman]

I'm sorry, I must be confusing you with the guy with the sad story we beat last series Alonzo "Mournung his losses to the pistons"


No, his was a kidney, too.


BTW, Sean hasn't played in a couple of years. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Hurricane Wallace was supposed to go to San Antonio, but for some reason instead went to double-team Corpus Christi and left a wide-open rainbow.

[spurschick]

Hurricane Wallace was supposed to go to San Antonio, but for some reason instead went to double-team Corpus Christi and left a wide-open rainbow.

:lol :lol :lol

[2centsworth]

No, his was a kidney, too.



what do you expect from someone stupid enough to make fun of people with an organ transplant.

[samikeyp]

Hurricane Wallace was supposed to go to San Antonio, but for some reason instead went to double-team Corpus Christi and left a wide-open rainbow.

:lmao :lmao

Shoog was already high on my "cool list" when he busted out the J.R. Richard throwback....this just boosted him up more! :lol

[HomerStoogeson]

what do you expect from someone stupid enough to make fun of people with an organ transplant.

Now, now, I wasn't making fun of anyone! In fact some of my favorite people have transplants. Just look at the stones, they got a wallace transplant last year from a cadaver doner named the atlanta hawks.

[GopherSA]

National Weather Service:
San Antonio and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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Just a hint, as I know the public school system in Michigan is not quite what it should be...

"IT'S" is the contraction of "it is."

"ITS" is the possessive of "it."

[HomerStoogeson]

what do you expect from someone stupid enough to make fun of people with an organ transplant.


Besides, we had elliot when he was his sickest, when San Antonio didn't want a sick player, and then you got him back healthy.

[samikeyp]

Besides, we had elliot when he was his sickest, when San Antonio didn't want a sick player, and then you got him back healthy.

he wasn't healthy until 2001.

[HomerStoogeson]

Just a hint, as I know the public school system in Michigan is not quite what it should be...

"IT'S" is the contraction of "it is."

"ITS" is the possessive of "it."

Wow that is concrete proof that Michigan's schools are bad, one small typo. At least your comeback was creative though.

[HomerStoogeson]

he wasn't healthy until 2001.

But SA still allowed him to leave after all his years with the team. That's sad.

[GopherSA]

Wow that is concrete proof that Michigan's schools are bad, one small typo. At least your comeback was creative though.


Not trying to be creative or provide "concrete proof" -- just trying to educate, enlighten and entertain.

[samikeyp]

But SA still allowed him to leave after all his years with the team. That's sad.

they made a trade then brought him back....worked out good for the Spurs. He then retired in 2002.

[HomerStoogeson]

Hurricane Wallace was supposed to go to San Antonio, but for some reason instead went to double-team Corpus Christi and left a wide-open rainbow.

You are correct about this one.

[HULKAROCK]

Wow that is concrete proof that Michigan's schools are bad, one small typo. At least your comeback was creative though.

Comeback?? Did someone say COMEBACK??
S..T..O..N..E..S
GM 6
Bring it to 7 and lets see what the Spurs are made of..

[samikeyp]

Bring it to 7 and lets see what the Spurs are made of..

assuming it gets there.

[SWC Bonfire]

Just a hint, as I know the public school system in Michigan is not quite what it should be...

"IT'S" is the contraction of "it is."

"ITS" is the possessive of "it."


A pet peeve of mine as well, but....

Any forum with Ducks in it has no right to be grammar police on posters from other forum.:lol

Spurs will get refuel & win it all!

[TheAdmiral#50]

National Weather Service:
Detroit and surrounding area-
The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.


That is Awesome man! :makemyday

[samikeyp]

and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night.

which works out good because its nice and calm in the eye of a hurricane. :)

[HULKAROCK]

which works out good because its nice and calm in the eye of a hurricane. :)

Don't get smart with me Sam. You've been busting me on technicalities for two weeks now.. Just go with it. :hat

[samikeyp]

Don't get smart with me Sam. You've been busting me on technicalities for two weeks now.. Just go with it.

sensitive...its all in good fun. :)

[Gatita]

Don't get smart with me Sam. You've been busting me on technicalities for two weeks now.. Just go with it. :hat

:lol

[samikeyp]

Oh great....Gat has a beef with me now! Don't rehash it! :lol

(you know I am messing with you!) :)

[SpursWoman]

A pet peeve of mine as well, but....

Any forum with Ducks in it has no right to be grammar police on posters from other forum.:lol

Spurs will get refuel & win it all!



:lmao


God, I love grammar smack though.

I could start a epic thread on the differences between your & you're, lose & loose....

:nerd :oops


June 21st Weather Report - San Antonio:


Hotter than hell. :devil

[samikeyp]

June 21st Weather Report - San Antonio:


Hotter than hell.

nahh...its only June! :) You know we have four seasons here....kinda hot, hot, damn hot and August.