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    The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
    Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.

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    Good thing I've got one of these....






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    Good think I've got one of these....






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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    National Weather Service:
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    The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Don't mess with MannyIs(the weather)God

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    i have a good friend that NEVER got his umbrella - it's been almost 2 years now - it's a big joke between us that he is STILL waiting for it

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    Detroit's going to need the rains, that city's gonna burn if the Pistons don't get it done tonight.

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    The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
    Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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    National Weather Service:
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    The National Weather Service has issued a Flash Flood Warning for the area of Detroit and surrounding area. This so called Spurs Flash Flood is expected to rain on Detroits parade some time Tuesday night and is expected to cause massive emotional and structural damage for the remainder of the night. Please stay away from TV's and newspapers as you may be reminded of the damage. Please be aware of the severity and destruction of this quick moving storm as it will be over before you know it.


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    San Antonio is 150 miles inland. You should have paid more attention in Geography class. San Antonio has been known to have some floods and tornados spawned from Hurricanes there HULKAROCK.

    BTW, sorry about that warehouse fire there in Detroit.

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    National Weather Service:
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    The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
    Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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    Creative yet stupid at this point in time.

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    Awesome response!

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    National Weather Service:
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    The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
    Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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    What a tool....err....troll

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    I thought they were both pretty damn funny, it's a lot better than lame trolls that just say you suck.

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    San Antonio is 150 miles inland. You should have paid more attention in Geography class. San Antonio has been known to have some floods and tornados spawned from Hurricanes there HULKAROCK.

    BTW, sorry about that warehouse fire there in Detroit.

    Oh.. my bad.. But this is supposed to be a FICTIONAL FUNNY POST.
    Hey I have an idea for you guys. Why don't you all go down to River Walk, get in one of those stupid boats, get yourself a hot dog or rib sandwich and go sail off..

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    I thought they were both pretty damn funny, it's a lot better than lame trolls that just say you suck.

    I thought it was funny, too.

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    The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...

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    January Championship Banner? td4mvp21's Avatar
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    The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...
    No one on that team went into the crowd and punched people. Ben Wallace was wrong for pushing Artest, but other than that, what on earth the Piston's players do? It was all the Indiana thugs that were doing it. And the drunk idiots in the crowd.

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    get yourself a hot dog or rib sandwich and go sail off..
    mmmm....rib sandwich.

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    The team the had the worst fight in league history does not deserve the trophy...
    You can't blame the players for the actions of a few ignorant and stupid fans.

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    National Weather Service:
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    The National Weather Service has issued a level 6 Hurricane for the area of San Antonio and surrounding area. Hurricane Wallace expected to hit land sometime Tuesday around 5 pm and locate it's eye over the SBC Arena for the remainder of the night. Please stay indoors, under secure structures.
    Gail force wids expected to reach 200mph and is known to sweep championships away with ease. Please be aware of the destructive force and stay clear of it's red, white and blue North Eastern fury.
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    What Hulkarock doesn't know is that the forecast for San Antonio on June 21st is the same as the forecast for July 21st, August 21st & sometimes September 21st:

    A ridge of high pressure has settled in over South Texas and will prevent showers from forming. Fair skies, high 97 degrees (adjusted for chamber-of-commerce factor), low 78 degrees. Maybe if we're lucky a hurricane will come and cool our ass off. How long until October?

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