The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2012-13

[DAF86]

He meant out of the Europa league.

[lefty]

He meant out of the Europa league.
Ah ok

[scott]

C'mon bro, try to keep up!!!

[lefty]

sorry :D

[alamo50]

LOL Man City.

Dortmund didn't even give a fuck and they still knocked City out of Europe altogether.

Danke schön Dortmund!
Because of not losing to Man Shitty, Ajax gets to play in the Euro League.
This was the maximum Ajax could get out of the group of death and it's great news for this young group full of world class potential.

[lefty]

Danke schön Dortmund!
Because of not losing to Man Shitty, Ajax gets to play in the Euro League.
This was the maximum Ajax could get out of the group of death and it's great news for this young group full of world class potential.

who exactly?

(not trolling, I want to know who RMAO is gonna buy in a few years)

[symple19]

fkn sht mthrfkr

[lefty]

:cry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FJa_ELL52z8

[scott]

:cry


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FJa_ELL52z8

Good news, that's exactly the kind of shitty defending and goalkeeping Kaka can look forward to playing against in MLS next season

[symple19]

and exactly the reason I find the MLS unwatchable

[symple19]

of course, Arsenal is unwatchable right now, too

[DAF86]

Messi doesn't play. They fucking steal us precious record breaking time :cry

[Bynumite]

Why is barcafan chanting Mourinho's name in a game vs Benfica? Obsessed fags :lol

[Bynumite]

Messi doesn't play. They fucking steal us precious record breaking time :cry

Don't worry, your life will soon be complete :lol

[DAF86]

Barca 0 - Benfica 0 at the half. Football needs God in there, tbh.

[Relevancy]

Barca 0 - Benfica 0 at the half. Football needs God in there, tbh.I know, that's the only reason why I hurried back home quickly, nobody wants to see this youth team when their rarely gonna be seen.

[Relevancy]

I know, that's the only reason why I hurried back home quickly, nobody wants to see this youth team when their rarely gonna be seen. I take that back, it seems like Messi is gonna check in soon:king

[lefty]

2 missed penaldos in the Chelsea game :lol



And Narutorres scored a goal :lmao

[DAF86]

Doesn't matter, Juventus and Shaktar aren't going to let anyone score a fucking goal on their match. :lol

[DAF86]

lol I was wrong. Juve goal in offside. Chelsea in.

[scott]

LOL Chelsea, running up the score (6-1 as I write this) not realizing goal diff isn't a tie breaker.

Chelsea out unless Juve lose, period.

[DAF86]

lol if God gets injured in this match.

[Relevancy]

Messi, please don't

[it's me]

it looks bad.........

[Relevancy]

Messi getting carried out

[DAF86]

Damn, it looks fucking serious.

[it's me]

his fault should have tried to get the penalty.... it was a penalty anyways....

[Relevancy]

Life is a bitch if it takes away its greatest attribute.

[it's me]

If god is injured we're fucked.... futbol isn't the same without him.

[lefty]

wow WTF

THis really sucks

[DAF86]

The funniest thing is that this game didn't decide anything for Barca.

[lefty]

The sick joke about this all. The individual who gave away the ball for Juve to equalize at Stamford bridge got a 5-year deal today. Enjoy Mikel. ****ing Europa League.

This Shakhtar-Juve game is ****ing joke.

[DAF86]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9YbOJRCUAEZZj4.jpg:large
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:c ry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry :cry:cry:cry:cry

[lefty]

http://media.lockerdome.com/uploads/34d3875de33cb426fa2ce4f1f1cc7af0_large
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/rontan.jpg

[DAF86]

Doesn't Chelsea qualify if Juventus wins?

[Brazil]

:lol Chelsea

[Brazil]

Doesn't Chelsea qualify if Juventus wins?

no, Chelsea needs Juve to loose

[sonic21]

Doesn't Chelsea qualify if Juventus wins?

no, sahktior won and draw against chelsea they're still behind

[Muser]

Major props to Celtic for qualifying.

:lol Racists out

[sonic21]

every 2nd will want to draw psg tbh.

[Jodelo]

Sucks if it's serious.

But, why play in such a meaningless game? Same for Ronaldo yesterday...

[Venti Quattro]

276463602028916736

[Venti Quattro]

276467195897339904

[Venti Quattro]

But, why play in such a meaningless game? Same for Ronaldo yesterday...

Fucking this...

[IronMexican]

Eriksen is the obvi choice. And there's always one guaranteed GOAT regen on FM12 for them.

[lefty]

:lol Racists out

:lol Chelsea

[lefty]

Sucks if it's serious.

But, why play in such a meaningless game? Same for Ronaldo yesterday...
Because fucking Tito wants Messi to break records

That's why

[alamo50]

who exactly?

(not trolling, I want to know who RMAO is gonna buy in a few years)


Eriksen, Fischer, Van Rhijn.

[lefty]

Eriksen, Fischer, Van Rhijn.

Ah ok, thanks

[scott]

Who will BVB clown in the next round? Hope its ManU tbh, then we'll sell you all our players

[SAtown]

I thought the knockout round draw was the friday immediately following the last group stage matchday. December 20 wtf

[lefty]

I thought the knockout round draw was the friday immediately following the last group stage matchday. December 20 wtf

yeah me too

[DAF86]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9N7xRQCYAA7loA.jpg:large

[Jodelo]

Lahm? :lmao

Other than that, good choice (Meh Pepe and insert Xavi)!

[DAF86]

Falcao had a better year than Drogba, I don't give a fuck about that flukey Champions League.

[resistanze]

No such thing as fluke CL titles tbh. If you can't beat a team over two legs (or hold on to a fucking lead for 10 minutes/score a penalty), you have no room.

[DAF86]

Everynow and then there are flukey championships, Chelsea's Champions League is one of the main examples in history, tbh.

[resistanze]

Unless the plane crashes there's no flukey championships. The rules don't change each year, every team know what's up tbh. Getting through group stage plus 2 legs of R16 + QF + SF and finals? No excuses.

[DAF86]

They won it fair and square but it was still flukey, if they play that tournement again under the same circumstances with the same players at the same level, 9.5 times out of 10 Chelsea doesn't win it.

[resistanze]

Sure, but that's just the very nature of tournaments though; your title is not validated by whether you hypothetically would've won it again in another iteration. You play the games in front of you in a tournament and win - that's the competition, doesn't make it a fluke. It's similar to saying that a particular team wouldn't have won a title if they were in another bracket, doesn't matter tbh.

The fact that a team like Barca on average would probably beat every team in the world doesn't mean anything - they don't win the CL every year. Or the fact that Chelsea are embarrassing themselves now (:lol) is irrelevant.

[lefty]

resistanze leaving a humongous dump on Camp Nou's grass

That dump + the water sprinklers = fertile ground

[Relevancy]

Barsa playing against a 2nd division team:lol

[Relevancy]

These dude's making hard for Barcelona

[DAF86]

Fuck. Didn't know Barca played today and much less that God would be playing.

[DAF86]

lol doesn't matter I still got to watch a God goal in just 10 minutes. :lol

[lefty]

lol doesn't matter I still got to watch a God goal in just 10 minutes. :lol

:lol

[lefty]

Draw is tomorrow, bitches !!!!!

[SAtown]

:cry :cry In 4 hours, Puyol will have his wish.

:cry best team evar

[DAF86]

Prediction:

Barca-Milan
Malaga-Arsenal
Schalke-Real Madrid
ManU-Celtic
Juventus-Galatasaray
Dortmund-Valencia
PSG-Shakhtar
Bayern-Porto

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Gonna enjoy watching ManU get smashed.

[Venti Quattro]

March 3: Real Madrid vs Barcelona
March 5: Real Madrid vs Manchester United

[resistanze]

:lol Arsenal trophy-less season confirmed

but lol Man U

[lefty]

Well

That was an early draw

Wtf

[scott]

Round of 16 draw
Galatasaray AŞ (TUR) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
Celtic FC (SCO) v Juventus (ITA)
Arsenal FC (ENG) v FC Bayern München (GER)
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR) v Borussia Dortmund (GER)
AC Milan (ITA) v FC Barcelona (ESP)
Real Madrid CF (ESP) v Manchester United FC (ENG)
Valencia CF (ESP) v Paris Saint-Germain FC (FRA)
FC Porto (POR) v Málaga CF (ESP)


tbqh

[lefty]

mmm..... Valencia can knock off PSG tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

valencia can beat PSG...they are fo real yo

manutd midgets hahahaha goal fest

[resistanze]

Galatasaray AŞ (TUR) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
Celtic FC (SCO) v Juventus (ITA)
Arsenal FC (ENG) v FC Bayern München (GER)
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR) v Borussia Dortmund (GER)
AC Milan (ITA) v FC Barcelona (ESP)
Real Madrid CF (ESP) v Manchester United FC (ENG)
Valencia CF (ESP) v Paris Saint-Germain FC (FRA)
FC Porto (POR) v Málaga CF (ESP)

TBH

[TimmehC]

Galatasaray - Schalke
Celtic - Juventus (Fuckers gave Barca all they could handle twice. They can pull it off)
Arsen:cryl - Bayern
Shakhtar - Dortmund
Milan - Barcelona
Real Madrid - ManU
Valencia - PSG
Porto - Malaga

[lefty]

Galatasaray AŞ (TUR) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
Celtic FC (SCO) v Juventus (ITA)
Arsen:loll FC (ENG) v FC Bayern München (GER)
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR) v Borussia Dortmund (GER)
AC Milan (ITA) v FC Barcelona (ESP)

Real Madrid CF (ESP) :flag: v Manchester United FC (ENG) :cry
Valencia CF (ESP) v Paris Saint-Germain FC (FRA)
FC Porto (POR) v Málaga CF (ESP)

[SAtown]

Galatasaray AŞ v FC Schalke 04
Celtic FC v Juventus
Arsenal FC v FC Bayern München
FC Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund
AC Milan v FC Barcelona <-------------------------------Pks (not pks after ET in 2nd leg, rather Barfa diving all over the goddamn place)
Real Madrid CF v Manchester United FC
Valencia CF v Paris Saint-Germain FC
FC Porto v Málaga CF

[DAF86]

Galatasaray AŞ (TUR) v FC Schalke 04 (GER)
Celtic FC (SCO) v Juventus (ITA)
Arsenal FC (ENG) v FC Bayern München (GER)
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR) v Borussia Dortmund (GER)
AC Milan (ITA) v FC Barcelona (ESP)
Real Madrid CF (ESP) v Manchester United FC (ENG)
Valencia CF (ESP) v Paris Saint-Germain FC (FRA)
FC Porto (POR) v Málaga CF (ESP)

TTTT

Only doubtful ones are Schalke ('cause they are a mess right now, they were lucky to draw Galatasaray), Madrid ('cause they are a mess too and ManU is still ManU) and Malaga (Porto is very good).

P/S: PSG vs Valencia is doubtful too. :lol

[DAF86]

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14487_462468307145423_59236449_n.jpg

[Jodelo]

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/14487_462468307145423_59236449_n.jpg


Yep, just saw that in a german newspaper. :lmao

[lefty]

The key for Valencia will be to avoid to take stupid red cards

They have been guilty of that this season

[Venti Quattro]

I think all the Spanish teams will advance.

[sonic21]

if valencia are playing like in la liga i like psg chances. Of course it will be a different story in february.

[quentin_compson]

Arsenal will probably get smashed.

[lefty]

if valencia are playing like in la liga i like psg chances. Of course it will be a different story in february.

Well hopefully they wont :lol

They played well vs Bayern in group stage, and they will be extremely motivated now that hey have reach the 1/16 for the 1st time in a long while


Of course, they should stop collecting stupid red cards :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Most interesting matchups are:

RMAO vs. ManU
PSG vs. Valencia
Porto vs. Malaga

These are the fairest match ups, of course RMAO is playing subpar right now but if they play to their potential, I think they will beat ManU, they're simply more talented. You can never count out Valencia either, they've been a solid team in recent years, they have time to improve, but the same goes for PSG, who is probably nowhere near their potential after the talent they just signed. Even if PSG improves to their potential, it could still be a very contested match up. Malaga and Porto, from my understanding, are relatively close in quality, could go either way.

[Libri]

Most interesting matchups are:

RMAO vs. ManU
PSG vs. Valencia
Porto vs. Malaga

These are the fairest match ups, of course RMAO is playing subpar right now but if they play to their potential, I think they will beat ManU, they're simply more talented. You can never count out Valencia either, they've been a solid team in recent years, they have time to improve, but the same goes for PSG, who is probably nowhere near their potential after the talent they just signed. Even if PSG improves to their potential, it could still be a very contested match up. Malaga and Porto, from my understanding, are relatively close in quality, could go either way.

Yeah, those games are going to be good. As for Real, since La Liga has been lost, hopefully they will put all their effort towards the Champions.

[Sense]

:) Some awesome matchups there... can't wait.

[velik_m]

It's pointless to predict results of the february matches today, a lot can change between then and now.

[lefty]

It's pointless to predict results of the february matches today, a lot can change between then and now.

True


PSG will probably buy Messi, Cavani, Falcao, Pirlo, Petr Cech, etc ...

[Venti Quattro]

UEFA has banned Malaga from European club competitions for one season (http://www1.skysports.com/news/12040/8349487/)

Malaga have been banned from all UEFA club competitions for one season due to outstanding debts.

The Spanish outfit is one of nine clubs to have had sanctions levied against them following a meeting of UEFA's Club Financial Control Body.

Manuel Pellegrini's side will be prevented from entering the next European competition they qualify for and could face a further season's absence unless the club settles its debts.

Malaga, who are due to face Porto in the last 16 of this season's Champions League, have also been fined £244,000

A statement on the UEFA website read: "Malaga is excluded from participating in the next UEFA club competition for which it would otherwise qualify in the next four seasons (i.e. 2013/14, 2014/15, 2015/16, 2016/17).

"In addition, Malaga will be excluded from a subsequent UEFA competition for which it would otherwise qualify (in the next four seasons) if it does not prove, by 31 March 2013, that it has no overdue payables towards football clubs or towards employees and/or social/tax authorities."

[symple19]

It's pointless to predict results of the february matches today, a lot can change between then and now.

This

Maybe Ars:loln:cryl will have a striker by then?

[lefty]

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Cristiano Ronaldo has said he will try to ugly himself up when he plays against former club Manchester United for the first time as a member of Real Madrid in the Champions League round of 16. Ronaldo forced a move from Man United to Madrid for a world-record transfer fee in 2009 after six years at Old Trafford, but out of respect to his old side he has vowed to alter his appearance so as not to upset them.
"I know that fans of other teams sometimes get upset with me for being so handsome and rich and talented and I do not want this to happen at Manchester United since they were like family to me," Ronaldo told Spanish newspaper Falso. "So I will try very hard to be less handsome when I play against them. I will get a bad perm before the matches. I will not moisturize. And I will have food stuck in my teeth for the entirety of both games."
Ronaldo has also said that he will not celebrate if he scores against Man United, but went on to offer even more goodwill gestures.
"I will not try to get Wayne Rooney sent off again [as he did at the 2006 World Cup]. I will not shush the Manchester United fans after any of the many, many goals we will score and I will not leave an upper decker in all of the visitors' dressing room toilets at Old Trafford. That's how much respect I have for Manchester, which was a valuable stepping stone in my career."
These words have already impressed Man United supporters. "That's pure class," said United fan Billiam H. Gacy. "It's like he never asked the club to sell him."

[Libri]

:lol

No way he said that. The newspaper is called Falso, as in false. Must be the Spanish version of The Onion.

[symple19]

It doesn't surprise me that Lefty thought it was real, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

but I think the one where Cristiano says that he's not celebrating when he scores in Old Trafford is the one that's true.

[lefty]

It doesn't surprise me that Lefty thought it was real, tbh

I didn't

But nice try :lol

[lefty]

but I think the one where Cristiano says that he's not celebrating when he scores in Old Trafford is the one that's true.

That's because he won't score there

[mabrignani]

1 more week!

[lefty]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump MFers !!!!!



Go go Feghouli , go Valencia ! :D



And Wednwsday, my RMAO vs my MU :cry

[TDMVPDPOY]

hopefully ronaldo scores a hat trick...fck chewing **** and midgets

[lefty]

hopefully ronaldo scores a hat trick...fck chewing **** and midgets

i thought u were rooting for mu

[SAtown]

Will there be lifeguards on duty at San Siro next week?

[lefty]

Just watched the Footy Show on The Score, and their tactical preview of Madrid - United

Very nice, they shit on Sportsnet and FoxSoccer "analysts" TBH

[TDMVPDPOY]

i thought u were rooting for mu

u do know this roster is doing shit right? gettin pushed by inferior teams, relying on some bullshit calls to go there way...i have never seen a match where they fully dominated this season

[Venti Quattro]

After giving it a thought, I cannot get myself to root for Manchester United. I just can't.

[symple19]

After giving it a thought, I cannot get myself to root for Manchester United. I just can't.

:lol

I only cheer for Arsenal, so I have no qualms with being a MASSIVE Real fan tomorrow. MASSIVE I SAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[symple19]

Which game should I watch today? Leaning towards the Valencia/PSG game

[NASpurs]

I don't know shit about Celtic but this game has me nervous for Juve. Any team that can beat Barcelona will be trouble. Should be an interesting match.

[Relevancy]

I don't know shit about Celtic but this game has me nervous for Juve. Any team that can beat Barcelona will be trouble. Should be an interesting match.Hmmm I wouldn't worry about Celtic, when they played against Barcelona they played the game of their life's, and a game they'll remember for the rest of their life's, them beating Juventus is highly unlikely.

[NASpurs]

This is annoying, the announcers for the Juve game are like 5 seconds behind.

Juve up 1-0 already :lol

[Venti Quattro]

PSG 1-0 Valencia

[NASpurs]

I wouldn't be surprised if Celtic's tie soon

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol italy parking the bus already

[TDMVPDPOY]

holy shit, the refs for the juv game...is fixing this shit

[lefty]

PSG dominating

[lefty]

2-0 PSG


Adios valencia

[TDMVPDPOY]

tosb pirlo with the oscar dead act

[lefty]

Sonic21 must be jizzing right now

[TDMVPDPOY]

that juv goal was already over the line the first time, fkn clowns not using the camera

[TDMVPDPOY]

clearly they dont want celtic to advance for monetary reasons

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol clown bias ref...

[NASpurs]

Geez that missed header by Ambrose for Celtic... too fucking close for comfort.

[TDMVPDPOY]

celtic pressing alot cant get a result...surprise no fight

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol celtic sucks monkey dick

[NASpurs]

Marchisio!

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol celtic

[DAF86]

lol Zlatan

What a retarded fuck :lol

[lefty]

Ibra :lol

[biziofromdowntown]

holy shit, the refs for the juv game...is fixing this shit

Damn man, u must be not so use watching soccer...

[SAtown]

Ibra being Ibra... no surprises there.


















Valenthia :lmao :lmao :lmao

[SAtown]

Will Malaga be the only La Lig:lol team to advance to quarters?

[sonic21]

:smokin

and we were missing tiago silva and tiago motta.
as for ibra fuck him, he never scores in elimination games unless it's against arsenal (which is not that difficult)

[lefty]

Will Malaga be the only La Lig:lol team to advance to quarters?
Nah

Bartha will take care of Milan

[Venti Quattro]

TODAY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.afinelung.com/wp-content/uploads/rooney.jpg

[resistanze]

Why can't they both lose?

[Sense]

Man U got this bish!!


Seriously if they take it, the rest of my bday will be awesome.

[DAF86]

:smokin

and we were missing tiago silva and tiago motta.
as for ibra fuck him, he never scores in elimination games unless it's against arsenal (which is not that difficult)

How you likin' 'em Argies? :smokin

[Jodelo]

RM: López, Arbeloa, Varane, Ramos, Coentrão, Khedira, Alonso, Ronaldo, Özil, Di María, Benzema.

Pepe, Kaka, Essien, Modric, Higuain on the bench!

[TDMVPDPOY]

i wonder if the special one is going to select the fkn self entitled wankers on the rmao team...

[TDMVPDPOY]

RM: López, Arbeloa, Varane, Ramos, Coentrão, Khedira, Alonso, Ronaldo, Özil, Di María, Benzema.

Pepe, Kaka, Essien, Modric, Higuain on the bench!

lol no fagot casillas? overrated piece of shit from day 1 living on reputation

[sonic21]

How you likin' 'em Argies? :smokin

:tu

maybe they can talk to messi for next year

:stirpot:

[Jodelo]

lol no fagot casillas? overrated piece of shit from day 1 living on reputation

Yeah, why isn't he playing with his broken hand... And you talk about faggots...

[Venti Quattro]

WTH why are they playing at the Bernabèu first?

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol manutd gettin their shit pushed in

[NASpurs]

:lmao @ the way Ramos went down and UTD getting lucky with ball hitting the post

[NASpurs]

Only time I'll ever root for RMAO

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol benzema

[NASpurs]

rofl RMAO

[DAF86]

lol set pieces
lol first United chance
lol Madrid

[NASpurs]

2nd corner for Man U and they score while RMAO has had like 20 of them and rarely got close.

[Venti Quattro]

Come the fuck on Madrid. Don't suck in the only time I'll ever hate your opponent.

[NASpurs]

The middle of the field is so soft in that UTD defense.

[NASpurs]

:lmao :lmao United

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol wayne rooney is fkn shit, wtf is he doin out there...no fkn effort on anything

[NASpurs]

The presentation from Fox Soccer during these CL games has been really damn good.

[Relevancy]

That was a pathetic coverage from that Manu player on Ronaldo.... how are you just gonna let him jump like that. Pathetic.

[NASpurs]

Damn that was close. Welbeck just a few inches short. Another corner.

[Relevancy]

If he would have jumped I bet Ronaldo wouldn't have scored that.

[Sense]

lol wayne rooney is fkn shit, wtf is he doin out there...no fkn effort on anything

what the fuck are you talking about? He's the one putting the effort as the others walk around him, get some fucking glasses.





United's defense is putrid, and because it is so bad it forces the front to come back and help so much and limits the opportunities and keeps Madrid up front.


Ronaldo's header was pretty.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lrmao giving away easy corners

[DAF86]

Come the fuck on Madrid. Don't suck in the only time I'll ever hate your opponent.

Root for United. Madrid are clearly the better team, they have a much bigger chance of winning it all, tbh.

[NASpurs]

Jesus Christ dat United defense...

[NASpurs]

Root for United. Madrid are clearly the better team, they have a much bigger chance of winning it all, tbh.

Yeah... us Arsenal fans aren't rooting for United. :lol

[NASpurs]

United is lucky to be in this game. Ozil should have shot that.

[Relevancy]

United defense is just... disgusting

[NASpurs]

:lmao dive Maria

[DAF86]

Yeah... us Arsenal fans aren't rooting for United. :lol

Barca/Arsenal fans that have CL aspirations should root for United on this matchup, tbh. It's the smart choice.

lol that United defense

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Ugh, hate this game it's like figuring out who to root for in the Heat vs. the Heat

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Barca/Arsenal fans that have CL aspirations should root for United on this matchup, tbh. It's the smart choice.

lol that United defense

Yeah I am slightly leaning towards Utd.

[Venti Quattro]

Root for United. Madrid are clearly the better team, they have a much bigger chance of winning it all, tbh.

"I'd rather have AIDS." (resistanze, 2013)

[NASpurs]

Jesus, Ronaldo killed two people in the stands with that shot :lol

[Jodelo]

Could have called a penalty there, tbh...

And Özil making ManU's defense his bitch!

[NASpurs]

Barca/Arsenal fans that have CL aspirations should root for United on this matchup, tbh. It's the smart choice.

lol that United defense

After the Van Persie fiasco, yeah, that's not happening. And we all know Arsenal aren't going to do shit against Bayern. :lol

[NASpurs]

Fucking game has flown by. Some good shit.

[TDMVPDPOY]

manutd...should sub scholes in for kagawa, need another defender in the midfield

[NASpurs]

Damnit, Ronaldo almost had another header.

[Relevancy]

Wtf is up with United defense, they just leave Ronaldo open..

[Venti Quattro]

And Özil making ManU's defense his bitch!

United's midfield sucks dick.

[Jodelo]

Jones is allowed to push and tackle the Madrid players all over the pitch! :lol

[Jodelo]

United's midfield sucks dick.

And yet he also fucks the defense.

[symple19]

United is garbage yet again...and yet again they are in position to get a result. Amazing.

Let's go RM!

[NASpurs]

I'm just waiting for United's usual last second bullshit goal to draw or win the game

[TDMVPDPOY]

chewy and midget lineup... :( his been gettin by with this all season

[Venti Quattro]

I'll chop ny dick off if Fergie time happens in the Bernabéu.

[NASpurs]

United came out firing

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol

[NASpurs]

It's comical seeing the United defenders stand around like statues when Ronaldo or Di Maria wind up for a shot instead of pressing.

[resistanze]

One of you scros gimme a link I can watch at work :cry (ATDee not working)

[DAF86]

lol RealUefa

That was a foul and a red card on Varane.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

One of you scros gimme a link I can watch at work :cry (ATDee not working)

http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=594827

[NASpurs]

Holy shit what a save by De Gea

[resistanze]

http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=594827

Eh got a server not found message, I'm probably getting blocked. Thanks anyways.

[DAF86]

I was going to say "what a save" but after seeing the replay I have to say what the fuck is DeGea doing? :lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Eh got a server not found message, I'm probably getting blocked. Thanks anyways.

Oh weird, cuz it's working for me.

Damn.

[TDMVPDPOY]

good about fkn time kagawa got off

[NASpurs]

Eh got a server not found message, I'm probably getting blocked. Thanks anyways.

http://dream1sport.blogspot.com.ar/2013/02/real-madrid-manchester.html

[TDMVPDPOY]

Eh got a server not found message, I'm probably getting blocked. Thanks anyways.

http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/168800/1/watch-real-madrid-vs-manchester-united.html

[Venti Quattro]

de Gea with a Jumanji-like save!

[resistanze]

http://dream1sport.blogspot.com.ar/2013/02/real-madrid-manchester.html


http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/168800/1/watch-real-madrid-vs-manchester-united.html

:cry Yes mah nigguhs. Good looking out.

[NASpurs]

Man, that would have been an awesome goal by Ronaldo

[NASpurs]

Fucking Van Persie :lol

[NASpurs]

:lmao Van Persie :lmao

[resistanze]

:lol RvP

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao van Persie

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck is this shit

[NASpurs]

Ozil had Higuain open

[NASpurs]

Fucking de Gea saving United's ass

[resistanze]

:lmao Crominated by TOSB Giggs

[TDMVPDPOY]

abeloa..is he even better than that tello clown on barca? both fkn lols

[NASpurs]

:lmao no corner for you

[TDMVPDPOY]

i can sense a goal comin

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf ref fix that shit

[Sense]

:lol I can't believe they didn't let them take the corner... that would have been a last second united goal :)

[TDMVPDPOY]

:lol I can't believe they didn't let them take the corner... that would have been a last second united goal :)

fkn refs fixing game as usual...

[symple19]

Fucking United is pure garbage... How the fuck are they leading the BPL?

What does this say about the overall quality of the Premiere League?

At some point Cinderella is going to turn back into an alley-skank. This magic can't last forever

[symple19]

Oh, and Jones is a dirty piece of shit.

...I get the sinking feeling that UTD is going to get a bullshit win at home and advance.

[Venti Quattro]

David de Gea provided a good audition for Barça.

[Jodelo]

Özil has to learn that he is allowed to shoot.

Other than that, Arbeloa is so bad, wow!

[Sense]

Fucking United is pure garbage... How the fuck are they leading the BPL?

What does this say about the overall quality of the Premiere League?

At some point Cinderella is going to turn back into an alley-skank. This magic can't last forever

The defense is bad, but they never have to deal with the danger of the whole team being a threat.. they usually try to neutralize the danger in the BPL, here they knew anyone could be that person so they were nervous.. shaky, and that cause a lot of problems. The attack suffered a lot from it too, since they kept having to go back to help them. If the defense doesn't pull through, they could get raped @ Old Trafford.

[DAF86]

David de Gea provided a good audition for Barça.

Valdes >> De Gea

Either way, Valdes is leaving anyways so you gotta look for a keeper but I think there are many better options out there than DeGea.

[symple19]

The defense is bad, but they never have to deal with the danger of the whole team being a threat.. they usually try to neutralize the danger in the BPL, here they knew anyone could be that person so they were nervous.. shaky, and that cause a lot of problems. The attack suffered a lot from it too, since they kept having to go back to help them. If the defense doesn't pull through, they could get raped @ Old Trafford.

That's a good analysis, but I posed it as more of a rhetorical question... I think UTD just has some un-measurable "it" factor that allows them to win or hang around to get results. Plus, Fergie is as good of a manager (especially game manager) as there is, much as I hate to admit it.

Mostly, I'm just being a jealous hater and fkn Gooner wnker. Arsenal is going to get outclassed next week and probably be a lost cause before the whistle even blows on the second leg.

Meanwhile, UTD gets outclassed, outplayed, dominated, and finds ways to hang around despite it all. That's the mark of a great team, and something that hasn't been seen in N London in a fucking decade

[TDMVPDPOY]

dunno about IT factor man, its hard to win games at old trafford when its lopsided calls....

[lefty]

Valdes >> De Gea.

Stop trolling

[DAF86]

Stop trolling

I guess Del Bosque is trolling too when he selects Valdes over De Gea as Iker's reserve.

[ALVAREZ6]

abeloa..is he even better than that tello clown on barca? both fkn lols
well they play totally different positions...but to answer your question, no

[lefty]

I guess Del Bosque is trolling too when he selects Valdes over De Gea as Iker's reserve.

Del Bosque is not perfect

He has fucking Arbeloa as his starting RB

[DAF86]

Del Bosque is not perfect

He has fucking Arbeloa as his starting RB

Who is he going to put if not Arbeloa?

[lefty]

Who is he going to put if not Arbeloa?
I dont know but im sure there are better RBs out there than that fuckin wankero

[DAF86]

I dont know but im sure there are better RBs out there than that fuckin wankero

Seeing that he's the starting RB for Real and Spain I don't know if there are many, tbh.

[Bynumite]

I didn't watch the entire game but the parts i saw showed United with their backs against the ropes but Real's defense is so bad that this can go either way tbh. Ramos is a scrub.

It's vital Pepe plays the second leg. Good goal from Ronaldo, amazing hang time.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Seeing that he's the starting RB for Real and Spain I don't know if there are many, tbh.

well him and tello do provide the lols

[Relevancy]

Do you guys think Milan will make it hard for Barcelona? I'd like to think it'll be a cakewalk for Barcelona but I'm not really familiar with milan.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Do you guys think Milan will make it hard for Barcelona? I'd like to think it'll be a cakewalk for Barcelona but I'm not really familiar with milan.

i think they bend over and received it in the ass like how their owner loves it when the minors wear cock studs ramming that italian ass...

[Relevancy]

i think they bend over and received it in the ass like how their owner loves it when the minors wear cock studs ramming that italian ass...lol:lol

[quentin_compson]

Didn't get to watch the whole game, but it seems it was another one of those where Real fail to reach their enormous offensive potential. Anyway, it's going to be an interesting second leg.

[TDMVPDPOY]

bale has been on a good run lately, if spurs are smart...they should sell him to the highest bidder b4 he goes back down to earth

[NASpurs]

Oops wrong thread.

[Sportstudi]

anothergooner:

Reporter: So Arsène, your desire to win the Champions League is there?”

Wenger: “No no, I want to lose tomorrow and exit the competition”.



Wenger troll mode activated :lmao

[lefty]

Considering the Gunner's season so far, that question is legit TBH

[velik_m]

Only "realistic" :lol chance for a trophy for Arsenal this season.

[symple19]

I desire for Arsenal not only to lose, but to get blown out of their own building.

Since this is what a vast majority either hope for or expect, they'll win 2-1 and force another agonizing spell where people return to optimism and/or back away from the ledge (when the reality is that the team still needs a busload of help)

[quentin_compson]

They might be able to eke out a narrow win at home if things are going well, but they definitely will concede at least one goal and then get blown off the pitch in Munich. Well, maybe they will get hammered today as well, very possible.

[NASpurs]

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[NASpurs]

Walcott at forward instead of winger with Cazorla at the wing... interesting...

[NASpurs]

Bayern has been unbeaten since October 28th :lol

Good luck with that Arsenal

[NASpurs]

Good, destroy this team please.