monosylab1k
09-14-2012, 12:14 AM
First off, alphas don't make the fuckin' bed. You get one of the 14 bitches you fucked the night before - who then paid you money for you to let them sleep on your floor - to do it for you.
First off, you wake those sluts up by punching each one in the nose. As they sit crying with blood dripping down their face, you tell them the last bitch to leave the room has to give you a handjob with their own blood as lube. As they rush out, you kick the the last one in the line in the back so they all fall over like dominoes right down the fuckin' stairs. The point of this shit is so they leave their purses in the room. Take all the money out of the purses and then jerk off into each one. Then as a courtesy throw the purse out of the window onto the lawn for them to pick up as they GTFO (optional).
After this, you take the final slut left over and tell that bitch she's got two options: either give you a handjob and let you cum on her broken nose, or call her boyfriend and tell him what happened. This, my fellow alpha's, is called the illusion of choice. Of course this bitch doesn't wanna tell her beta ass boyfriend that she spend the night getting assplowed and then Strawberry Shortcake'd by a mothafuckin alpha. But you're gonna do that shit anyways.....AFTER you get that slut to tug your cock one more time.
So after you jizz on her busted ass nose, you take her phone and call her boyfriend anyways, tellin him all about that shit. Of course this weak ass beta will take the bait and drive over in his Kia to come fight you. Because he's a pussy he'll bring a few of his beta ass friends along too. Let them in the house and into your bedroom, then kick the shit out of each of them. After that you tell those betas that if they don't make your bed perfectly, you're gonna DP their slut girlfriend, cock in one hole and balls in the other. After the bed is made, you DP that bitch anyways, then kick everybody's asses again and throw them out the window.
You're welcome, faggots.
First off, you wake those sluts up by punching each one in the nose. As they sit crying with blood dripping down their face, you tell them the last bitch to leave the room has to give you a handjob with their own blood as lube. As they rush out, you kick the the last one in the line in the back so they all fall over like dominoes right down the fuckin' stairs. The point of this shit is so they leave their purses in the room. Take all the money out of the purses and then jerk off into each one. Then as a courtesy throw the purse out of the window onto the lawn for them to pick up as they GTFO (optional).
After this, you take the final slut left over and tell that bitch she's got two options: either give you a handjob and let you cum on her broken nose, or call her boyfriend and tell him what happened. This, my fellow alpha's, is called the illusion of choice. Of course this bitch doesn't wanna tell her beta ass boyfriend that she spend the night getting assplowed and then Strawberry Shortcake'd by a mothafuckin alpha. But you're gonna do that shit anyways.....AFTER you get that slut to tug your cock one more time.
So after you jizz on her busted ass nose, you take her phone and call her boyfriend anyways, tellin him all about that shit. Of course this weak ass beta will take the bait and drive over in his Kia to come fight you. Because he's a pussy he'll bring a few of his beta ass friends along too. Let them in the house and into your bedroom, then kick the shit out of each of them. After that you tell those betas that if they don't make your bed perfectly, you're gonna DP their slut girlfriend, cock in one hole and balls in the other. After the bed is made, you DP that bitch anyways, then kick everybody's asses again and throw them out the window.
You're welcome, faggots.