First off, alphas don't make the in' bed. You get one of the 14 es you ed the night before - who then paid you money for you to let them sleep on your floor - to do it for you.
First off, you wake those s up by punching each one in the nose. As they sit crying with blood dripping down their face, you tell them the last to leave the room has to give you a handjob with their own blood as lube. As they rush out, you kick the the last one in the line in the back so they all fall over like dominoes right down the in' stairs. The point of this is so they leave their purses in the room. Take all the money out of the purses and then jerk off into each one. Then as a courtesy throw the purse out of the window onto the lawn for them to pick up as they GTFO (optional).
After this, you take the final left over and tell that she's got two options: either give you a handjob and let you on her broken nose, or call her boyfriend and tell him what happened. This, my fellow alpha's, is called the illusion of choice. Of course this doesn't wanna tell her beta ass boyfriend that she spend the night getting assplowed and then Strawberry Shortcake'd by a motha in alpha. But you're gonna do that anyways.....AFTER you get that to tug your one more time.
So after you on her busted ass nose, you take her phone and call her boyfriend anyways, tellin him all about that . Of course this weak ass beta will take the bait and drive over in his Kia to come fight you. Because he's a pussy he'll bring a few of his beta ass friends along too. Let them in the house and into your bedroom, then kick the out of each of them. After that you tell those betas that if they don't make your bed perfectly, you're gonna DP their girlfriend, in one hole and balls in the other. After the bed is made, you DP that anyways, then kick everybody's asses again and throw them out the window.
You're welcome, gots.
I see we have another re ed steroid user here.
driving kia is also part of the reason why he's such a beta ass and a cuckolded pussy that he is, its just like using samsung and eating pickles tbh
Per miami heatfan, PT Cruiser is also an acceptable form of beta transportation
PT Loser cowers in the presence of the Alpha Male. Mr Bean wouldn't even drive it.
Whose troll are you and why are you ALWAYS such a ?
Everyone seems to know you're fat, so they must know who you are.
Wow, you have serious issues.
he threw you out the window, didn't heWow, you have serious issues.
It figures lebomb would take the post seriously. One day he'll evolve and have opposable thumbs--maybe even a language
Yeah, becauseThe Club was a beacon of great posting before these alpha threads(which are at least OC and not reposts of from reddit)
Real ALPHAS don't spend this much time on the Internet. By the way, dat Lincoln is as beta as they come.
Have to agree with this. He has to ask advice on a forum full of betas on how to bag an older chick. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
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