Mao Zedong keep your N.kOREA IN CHECK?

[Vladimir Lenin]

No more nukes.

[Mao Zedong]

Everything is under control. There's no such things as North Korean ICBM's, Lenin.
What you think are nukes, are in fact just some old-used condoms of mine.

Don't tell the americans, though. Look how the capitalist pigs will fold again against my mighty condoms.

All hail my mighty penis!

I have mastered the ultimate form of recycling. *gasp* Adore me! I'm like a chinese Jesus! Like an Al Gore v2.00!

[Vladimir Lenin]

Everything is under control. There's no such things as North Korean ICBM's, Lenin.
What you think are nukes, are in fact just some old-used condoms of mine.

Don't tell the americans, though. Look how the capitalist pigs will fold again against my mighty condoms.

All hail my mighty penis!

I have mastered the ultimate form of recycling. *gasp* Adore me! I'm like a chinese Jesus! Like an Al Gore v2.00!



Mao your friend is giving Communist a bad name.:rollin

[Mao Zedong]

I know, I know. I told north koreans to not put too much faith in my old condoms, but...

[Double-Up]

Both you niggas need to shut the fuck up.

[Mao Zedong]

Your opinion is noted and ignored. Thank you. Here, have a Mao pin.

[dunkman]

Only Leonid Trotsky's missing tbh

[Mao Zedong]

We have:

Mao Zedong
Lenin
che guevara
Stalin
3 or 4 nazi minions

I'm probbaly missing one or two.

[TDMVPDPOY]

^^ u forgot the chinese minions on the site

[Cry Havoc]

Your opinion is noted and ignored. Thank you. Here, have a Mao pin.

:lol :lol :lol

[Mao Zedong]

^^ u forgot the chinese minions on the site

Those are imperialist agents trying to undermine my authority within the socialist community.

[Vladimir Lenin]

Both you niggas need to shut the fuck up.


Double-Up пошел на хуй сука

[Vladimir Lenin]

Those are imperialist agents trying to undermine my authority within the socialist community.

Что попсовое мой ниггер

[Vladimir Lenin]

pril 6, Juche 82 (1993) President Kim II Sung published the JO~Point Programme of the Great Unity of the Whole Nation for the Reunification of the Country at the Fifth Session of the Ninth Supreme People's Assembly. It is as follows:
1. A unified state, independent, peaceful and neutral, should be founded through the great unity of the whole nation.
2. Unity should be based on patriotism and the spirit of national independence.
3. Unity should be achieved on the principle of promoting co-existence, co-prosperity and common interests and subordinating everything to the cause of national reunification.
4. All political disputes that foment division and confrontation between fellow countrymen should be ended and unity should be achieved.
5. The fear of invasion from both south and north. and the ideas of prevailing over communism and communization should be dispelled, and north and south should believe in each other and unite.
6. The north and south should value democracy and join hands on the road to national reunification, without rejecting each other because of differences in ideals and principles.
7. The north and south should protect the material and spiritual wealth of individuals and organizations and encourage their use for the promotion of great national unity.
8. Understanding, trust and unity should be built up across the nation through contact, exchange visits and dialogue.
9. The whole nation, north, south and overseas. should strengthen its solidarity for the sake of national reunification.
10. Those who have contributed to the great unity of the nation and to the cause of national reunification should be honoured.
Today the people of Korea and the rest of the world earnestly wish that advances be made in the solution of reunification question of Korea. Korea's division is a tragic legacy left by the politics of the world in the 20th century. So, its continuance to the 21st century is quite abnormal.

[Arnold Toht]

We have:

Mao Zedong
Lenin
che guevara
Stalin
3 or 4 nazi minions

I'm probbaly missing one or two.

Am I tallied yet?

[Mao Zedong]

Yes, herr Toht, you are.

Lenin, I wrote those. Kim just took credit because I coudn't be arsed about Korea.
So, unite or whatever: I'll just keep dumping my used condoms there either way.

[Latarian Milton]

didn't know you ever used any condoms when you have a legion of bitches and concubines who were willing to suck your dick using their mouths

[Mao Zedong]

didn't know you ever used any condoms when you have a legion of bitches and concubines who were willing to suck your dick using their mouths

North Korea needs ICBM's, I give them ICBM's. Because someone must sacrifice...

For socialism!

[Vladimir Lenin]

North Korea needs ICBM's, I give them ICBM's. Because someone must sacrifice...

For socialism! :rollin

[TDMVPDPOY]

whens the next gangbang party comrades?? wouldnt mind fkn a few peasants...

[Vladimir Lenin]

whens the next gangbang party comrades?? wouldnt mind fkn a few peasants...


Levko Lukjanenko. A former Perm-36 prisoner. One of the leaders of the struggle for Ukrainian freedom and independence, he spent twenty-five years in Soviet camps and three years in exile. In 1956 Soviet authorities sentenced him to death for “creation of an anti-Soviet organization” but revised the sentence to fifteen years in the camps. His “crime” was establishing an organization calling for a referendum on Ukrainian self-determination, activity in fact sanctioned by the Soviet Constitution.
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[Mao Zedong]

I don't like his moustache. I would totally have him sentenced to death for it.

[Latarian Milton]

it always makes me wonder how you shave your face w/o cutting off the pimple on your chin tbh, or you're just an eunuch that doesn't grow no beard at all?

[TDMVPDPOY]

so mao, how u like ur cat/dog rodent dumplings?

[Mao Zedong]

Me? I eat french cuisine, plus some chinese delicacies every so often.
Like all chinese, I suffer no hunger.

[Latarian Milton]

no wonder your such a fatass, it's pretty easy to figure out tbh

[Mao Zedong]

It's all muscle. Too much ICBM making, I assure you.

[Vladimir Lenin]

It's all muscle. Too much ICBM making, I assure you.


Man you selling to Iran?

[Mao Zedong]

No, Iran refuses to buy my condoms. It's cool. Free markat and all.

[Vladimir Lenin]

Socialist market no 1