Everything is under control. There's no such things as North Korean ICBM's, Lenin.
What you think are nukes, are in fact just some old-used condoms of mine.
Don't tell the americans, though. Look how the capitalist pigs will fold again against my mighty condoms.
All hail my mighty penis!
I have mastered the ultimate form of recycling. *gasp* Adore me! I'm like a chinese Jesus! Like an Al Gore v2.00!

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