The 3 Main Types Of SpurFans

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

1. The Blind Homer Delusional SpurFan - Most of these can be found upstairs. I swear, I think most of the ones which fall into this category still have Tim Duncan and Manu posters hanging on their walls and look at them while jerking off. They are the worst and least intelligent fans. They become extremely defensive whenever anyone says anything badly about any Spurs player or coaching decision. They truly believe that the Spurs are the favorites to win the NBA title this year, and scream conspiracy theory after every single questionable call. In their minds, the Spurs are the most important and coolest thing in this world.

2. The Doom & Gloom Overreacting SpurFan - Oh my god, the Spurs just lost a regular season game. Blow the entire fucking team up and rebuild. Bonner fucking sucks, Manu is old, Parker is a soft, French faggot. Pop is a horrible fucking coach. :lol The Spurs could go 9-1 in any stretch, and these fans will focus on the 1 loss. We've all been to sporting events in our lives where they have that 1 fan sitting next to you, and they will sit there and bitch and complain the entire game. The fans that fall into this category usually have issues that go beyond their shitty fandom

3. The Level Headed Realistic SpurFan - These are the tolerable fans who usually deliver good basketball takes and understand that the Spurs have a good team with a few flaws that keep them from being elite. They are generally nice people who enjoy watching NBA games of all teams. They are some of the most intelligent NBA fans.

[EmoKobe]

Upstair spurfan is one of the worst kind of fan in sports.. up there with kobe nuthuggers

[Thread]

They're so insecure. It's really precious.

[midnightpulp]

Number 3 reporting in. Although I'm not generally a nice person, especially to my favorite fanbase in all of sports: Lakers fans.

[Latarian Milton]

99.9% of fans on crutchfans.net should fall into category one imho, while fans of the 2nd category are the majority on this site tbh, who always want to carp on their team and some certain players (blair, neal) for no reasons.

[Bynumite]

Number 3 reporting in. Although I'm not generally a nice person, especially to my favorite fanbase in all of sports: Lakers fans.

Sup Thread?

[Grit and Grind]

This is the same for every fanbase though

[spurraider21]

There's 1 type of laker fan.

Kobe nuthugger who thinks Kobe is MJ and is the best player in the league even today

[Reck]

I'm a hybrid tbh. Sometimes I'm emo about a loss, sometimes I just dont give a fuck and most of the times I'm just in "oh well and meh" mode.

[Thread]

Sup Thread?

Nothin'. Just good to be back. I'm feelin' much better after a rough first couple of days.

Though I worry about Kori and her husband when they return from their trip to Plato's Retreat there in Dallas.

[Bynumite]

Nothin'. Just good to be back. I'm feelin' much better after a rough first couple of days.

Though I worry about Kori and her husband when they return from their trip to Plato's Retreat there in Dallas.

Why not just go back to your old account?

[midnightpulp]

Sup Thread?

Nah. That's legitimately culburn. It's long been known that Thread is his alt.

Admittedly, while I'm pretty handy with the written word, I think I'd find myself in a padded room if I had to emulate culburn's style for more than a few posts.

[Thread]

Why not just go back to your old account?

She never lifted the ban. I kept tryin' once or twice a month, but, she never relented. This is the only other one I had. When the din from the clamor that I return became a groundswell I decided to grant on the horde.

[Venti Quattro]

How's Katie-Girl, Thread? Do you still beat her up?

[Reck]

Why not just go back to your old account?

Its banned.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:cry I missed you Dale

[chapnis]

Shit, im number 1 dammit.

[Thread]

:cry I missed you Dale

I told ya's you would. But, nobody would listen. It broke my heart to be gone so long. I'm come in every day and read the Forum like some kind of loser. Then I'd go and jack-off then watch TV and wait till Katie girl came home from work and then I could beat the shit out of her.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

I told ya's you would. But, nobody would listen. It broke my heart to be gone so long. I'm come in every day and read the Forum like some kind of loser. Then I'd go and jack-off then watch TV and wait till Katie girl came home from work and then I could beat the shit out of her.
:lmao

[Robz4000]

When watching most games, two. The rest of the time, three.

Agree with Grit and Grind tho, these guidelines represent most teams with bandwagoner a fourth kind for the large markets/contenders/up-and-coming teams.

[Thread]

:lmao

I still got it!!!

[vander]

I don't understand the difference between 2 and 3

other than the premise I suppose

2: spurs fans who want their team to win it all but know they can't
3: spurs fans who enjoy that their team is competitive but know that they can't win it all: proper spurs fans

[EmoKobe]

never emo about a loss tbh... if there is one thing I've learned over the stretch is pop couldn't give a fuck about regular season and probably drops games just for the sake of it

[Latarian Milton]

im honestly jubilant as shit now that i know the legend cully is back tbh

[Katherine Robinson]

I still got it!!!

I'll be home from work soon, honey. It's busy work to support a crippled old man and allow him to wallow on me with my 14 inch mariglade, but that is what an obedient wife does. Do you need your smegma cleaned today, Dale?

[Thread]

im honestly jubilant as shit now that i know the legend cully is back tbh

Bend over. I'll show ya some fuckin' jubilant.

[Latarian Milton]

Bend over. I'll show ya some fuckin' jubilant.
great, i just pooped and was out of paper so you can do me a fucking favor licking my ass till it's clean tbh

[BatManu20]

That pretty much goes for every fan base though.. With that said, I take pride in falling into the category of #3. I can't stand the first 2 kinds tbh.

[jeebus]

great, i just pooped and was out of paper so you can do me a fucking favor licking my ass till it's clean tbh
your personal bidet

[TDMVPDPOY]

all 3 insecure bitches all upstairs

[LnGrrrR]

Tbh I think numbers 1 and 2 are the same person, it just depends on if the Spurs are winning or not.

[timtonymanu]

#2 perfectly applies to posters like Ice009.

[J.T.]

This thread is dumb. Everyone knows the three types of Spur fans are the ones who can count and the ones who can't.

[hater]

Examples:
1 - you always seem to find some obscure stat that proves spurs are still contenders - timvp
2 - you open your mouth - sequspur
3 - you can perceive reality and actually accept it in your concious - hater

[jeebus]

This thread is dumb. Everyone knows the three types of Spur fans are the ones who can count and the ones who can't.
:wow

[rayjayjohnson]

Solid take by koolaids brother tbh

[rayjayjohnson]

Tbh I think numbers 1 and 2 are the same person, it just depends on if the Spurs are winning or not.

There's a lot of crossover, you're right

[Budkin]

Pretty much applies to the fan bases of every sports team in existence. You just happen to be on a Spurs forum.

[Juggity]

This could be easily simplified to "homer vs. realist fan," "reactionary vs. jaded," etc.

Categories 1 and 2 are virtually the same bipolar emotionally distraught homers just faced with different situations

[jeebus]

Tonight's game is a great opportunity for a case study in the 3 types.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Tonight's game is a great opportunity for a case study in the 3 types.

Indeed it was, and My God, I didn't realize how many Spurfans fall into category 1. It's like a fucking jizzfest upstairs.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Me
4th. Fan who hasn't watched one game this year because last year was so embarrassing I am done with professional sports

[Thread]

^Damn, Swordsy, you still get me all juiced up, crooked cock & all. WTF is it, Swords about you that affects me so? Your prose just causes me such longing.

[Trainwreck2100]

Indeed it was, and My God, I didn't realize how many Spurfans fall into category 1. It's like a fucking jizzfest upstairs.

it only gets worse in the playoffs, when the spurs won 20 straight, the gnsfs subjected us to a jizz hurricane

[Thread]

^You ever think about lodging that leg sweep video again, Wrecky?

Por favor?

[Trainwreck2100]

i don't even know where that is anymore, plus it ran it's course

[Thread]

^No. That one never got old. A legend.

[Trainwreck2100]

legends get old, else they would not be considered legends

[jeebus]

it only gets worse in the playoffs, when the spurs won 20 straight, the gnsfs subjected us to a jizz hurricane

it will be surpassed if the spurs somehow make it into the finals. the good thing about that would be thunderup legitimately killing himself and ridding us of his presence.

[ambchang]

This thread just revealed that there is a 4th and 5th kind, those who are 1, and think they are 3, and those who are 2 and think they are 3.

[sjacquemotte]

This thread is dumb. Everyone knows the three types of Spur fans are the ones who can count and the ones who can't.

:lol

[callo1]

"They are who we thought the were"
Dennis Green

This is true for every fan base, [B]especially those who frequent fan forums/B]. If you truly want to find category three you are looking in the wrong place, as they are the ones not fanatical enough to be here.

I know that my position on the Portland loss was one of "wow, Portland can't miss tonight, this is going to be a tough game to win" to "what the hell are you doing Pop...down by 7 and you put Neal, Bonner and Diaw on the floor at the same time...here goes any chance at a comeback"

I think the real categories between posters on the forum would be those who wait a bit and let their minds clear of emotion (good or bad) vs. those who sit frothing at the keyboard ready to post as soon as the game ends, or even before the final whistle.