Lest we forget: May 8 2011

[AlexJones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzQEIN68Xcw


:cry :cry

[BatManu20]

Even as a Spurs fan, that was pretty sweet. Bynum with the classy exit.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5046119351190526&pid=15.1

[Chris]

^lol

[LkrFan]

Lest any of us forget (http://www.lakersuniverse.com/headtohead/lakers_mavericks.htm) we own the deed to that Maverick ass despite 2011 fluke. :downspin:

[monosylab1k]

The Mother's Day Massacre!

[monosylab1k]

Lest any of us forget (http://www.lakersuniverse.com/headtohead/lakers_mavericks.htm) we own the deed to that Maverick ass despite 2011 fluke. :downspin:

You can have all those wins. A four game curbstomping and sending Phil to the retirement home in disgrace is more than enough for me.

[Thread]

You can have all those wins. A four game curbstomping and sending Phil to the retirement home in disgrace is more than enough for me.


Tuna!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!

[Juggity]

easily the most enjoyable mavs game of all time

[LkrFan]

You can have all those wins. A four game curbstomping and sending Phil to the retirement home in disgrace is more than enough for me.
:lol - and Mavs being irrelevant (again I might add - just like ole times :toast) is good enough for me. :lmao at letting Daddy Tyson walk to the Big Apple.

[ElNono]

As the wise BRHornet would say....

*** WRECKED ****

[D-Wade]

:lolSo many great Faker fails in that series.

Ron Ron at 10:56 getting blocked by the rim on a wide open dunk. I think that happened at least once in every game of the series.

Least Peja got his revenge for 02.

[monosylab1k]

The fact that Lakerfans have to constantly deflect and discredit Dallas shows just how traumatic an asspounding it was for them :lol

[ElNono]

:lol - and Mavs being irrelevant

Mavs are just as relevant as the Lakers this season :lol

[Thread]

:lmao at letting Daddy Tyson walk to the Big Apple.

It was so inexplicable & gross I couldn't even make fun of 'em over it.

[LkrFan]

Mavs are just as relevant as the Lakers this season :lol

The Lakers being irrelevant as you put it is temporary. This is something we both know. Dallas OTOH, not so much. And :lol at monostat thinking I give two shits about what happened 2 years ago. She's holding on to det series win like there's no tomorrow. Well, I guess I can't blame her tbh. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

It was so inexplicable & gross I couldn't even make fun of 'em over it.

Oh I didn't want to, but monostat keep holding onto the past instead of acting like somebody. It's hard not giving her a reality check tbh. :lol

[ElNono]

The Lakers being irrelevant as you put it is temporary.

It is what it is. I agree we should all enjoy it while it lasts :lol

[mindcrime]

The Lakers being irrelevant as you put it is temporary. This is something we both know. Dallas OTOH, not so much. And :lol at monostat thinking I give two shits about what happened 2 years ago. She's holding on to det series win like there's no tomorrow. Well, I guess I can't blame her tbh. :downspin:

Not with Dr. Buss gone. His son is a moron and has the potential to completely destroy what his father built. I would get used to the idea of mediocrity if I were you.

[ElNono]

and the spurs :(

at least we get to see some games after the regular season is over...

[Thread]

Not with Dr. Buss gone. His son is a moron and has the potential to completely destroy what his father built. I would get used to the idea of mediocrity if I were you.

Without that son we don't have 15 & 16. Kobe woulda run Bynum off.

[mindcrime]

Without that son we don't have 15 & 16. Kobe woulda run Bynum off.

You didn't need Bynum to win # 15. That Magic team was horrendous. 'That son' was also the one who hired _antoni and thought it was a good decision.

[Thread]

You didn't need Bynum to win # 15. That Magic team was horrendous.

It's easy to say that now. It's over. You've got no risk. It's chickenshit.

[LkrFan]

Not with Dr. Buss gone. His son is a moron and has the potential to completely destroy what his father built. I would get used to the idea of mediocrity if I were you.
This is temporary. LA has deep pockets and is a prime destination for FAs. Jim is a moron, but the Laker brand is bigger than his dumbass.

The team they put on the floor should have been better than it is right now, but for various reasons, it is not. No need to bank on the fact that the good Dr. is gone and expect the Lakers to not rebound at some point in the near future. I'm sure you were one that thought when Showtime was over, so was the chance of the Lakers getting back on top. Before you know it, Shaq/Kobe came along. Then Kobe/Pau. Then Kobe/Pau/D12. Then D12/???

Bottom line: the Lakers will always be a place where stars will flock to. It's just a matter of timing. Who knows, maybe the Kang is next. He can opt out in 2014 and we just so happened to have a ton of cap space that year. We'll see what happens tbh.

[whitemamba]

:lol1 and done
:lolMark Pubes
:lolbreaks up championship team
:lolmono the tuna

[mindcrime]

This is temporary. LA has deep pockets and is a prime destination for FAs. Jim is a moron, but the Laker brand is bigger than his dumbass.

The team they put on the floor should have been better than it is right now, but for various reasons, it is not. No need to bank on the fact that the good Dr. is gone and expect the Lakers to not rebound at some point in the near future. I'm sure you were one that thought when Showtime was over, so was the chance of the Lakers getting back on top. Before you know it, Shaq/Kobe came along. Then Kobe/Pau. Then Kobe/Pau/D12. Then D12/???

Bottom line: the Lakers will always be a place where stars will flock to. It's just a matter of timing. Who knows, maybe the Kang is next. He can opt out in 2014 and we just so happened to have a ton of cap space that year. We'll see what happens tbh.

[Thread]

:lolmono the tuna

You can't beat it. That f'in' picture of the blue tuna did it for me.:lol

[baseline bum]

And :lol at monostat thinking I give two shits about what happened 2 years ago. She's holding on to det series win like there's no tomorrow.

LOL holding onto LA's series wins over Dallas in the mid 80s instead, since that's the only success they had against them in the playoffs.

[baseline bum]

LOL if Dolan can wreck New York, Jimmy can do the same shit in LA.

[monosylab1k]

Ya know, i've come around on the tuna nickname. I think i'll wear it with pride.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dVOmH15_s7k/URBYVRxVvHI/AAAAAAAAAOk/EBCxIqYGgJ8/s320/bill+parcells.jpg

[LkrFan]

LOL holding onto LA's series wins over Dallas in the mid 80s instead, since that's the only success they had against them in the playoffs.
No. I'm stating a fact that we have owned Dallas for YEARS. The fact that we are 3-1** against them in the playoffs is further proof. That's a playoff winning percentage of 75% if I did my math correctly. :lol


LOL if Dolan can wreck New York, Jimmy can do the same shit in LA.
Has Dolan been in charge since '73? You know, the last time they won anything? In other words, how can Dolan wreck something that hasn't done shit for over 40 years? And how many rangs has the Lakers won since then? Jim wrecking LA is wishful thinking on your part tbh. :lol

**Denotes one and done f:lolrever

:downspin:

[Thread]

^LF, beatin' the Bum half to death.

[Latarian Milton]

shit happened less then 2yrs ago. :cry

[lefty]

WTF ? :lol

http://oi48.tinypic.com/w6xspg.jpg

[D12]

:lol 16> 1 faggots
:lol one and done
:lol could never repeat

[baseline bum]

No. I'm stating a fact that we have owned Dallas for YEARS. The fact that we are 3-1** against them in the playoffs is further proof. That's a playoff winning percentage of 75% if I did my math correctly. :lol


No no no, LA owned Dallas years ago. LOL 1982 playoffs bitches. LOL owning a team you haven't beaten in the playoffs since the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar era.



Has Dolan been in charge since '73? You know, the last time they won anything? In other words, how can Dolan wreck something that hasn't done shit for over 40 years? And how many rangs has the Lakers won since then? Jim wrecking LA is wishful thinking on your part tbh. :lol


Yeah, I just made up the part about them hiring D'Antoni and paying $100 million to be the 9-seed in a year they don't have their lottery pick.

[hater]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzQEIN68Xcw


:cry :cry

Boobs at 15:35

[Arcadian]

Bottom line: the Lakers will always be a place where stars will flock to. It's just a matter of timing.

:lol So in other words, Laker fans are frontrunners by default.

Even if LA were my hometown, I would root for the Clippers. I just can't follow a team that gets special privileges for arbitrary reasons. That's just...offputting.

[Thread]

I just can't follow a team that gets special privileges for arbitrary reasons. That's just...offputting.

Though you & I didn't off putt'em running Amare & Diaw off & letting Duncan stay, eh?

tee, hee.

[rayjayjohnson]

Though you & I didn't off putt'em running Amare & Diaw off & letting Duncan stay, eh?

tee, hee.
Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

[Jacob1983]

The most enjoyable Mavs game? You fuckin' serious? Game 6 of the 2011 NBA Finals is the best game in the history of the Mavs. The Mavs were finally winners after game 6 and no one could say shit about it. It was awesome.

[AaronY]

This Jacob cat is a creepily die hard fan

[AaronY]

He loves the Mavs more than Lkrfan loves shitty nicknames even

[Jacob1983]

How am I creepy? Your team winning the championship should be the best game of your team's history or at least top 5. Yes, sweeping the Lakers in the 2nd round in 2011 was awesome and a great accomplishment but it wasn't the championship. It's probably the only time where the Mavs truely owned the Lakers' ass in the NBA.

[lefty]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

troof bumbs

[Thread]

Shaq: 4


Pau: 2


Kobe: 0

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Let us proceed...

[BUMP]

Yeah, I just made up the part about them hiring D'Antoni and paying $100 million to be the 9-seed in a year they don't have their lottery pick.

http://i.imgur.com/yRL6Y.gif

[Thread]

This Jacob cat is a creepily die hard fan

& he finally showed up at loss.

[unforeseen]

Thread has his head up Kobe's ass due to the fact the Suns has not won anything in their existence.

[Latarian Milton]

my nigga jacob has inherited ghazi's role on the mavs krew imho. dude has total faith in his team and i can't find any reason to not respect such fans like him, regardless of whether his team wins or sucks. jacob is the new ghazi and his faith will finally pay off too, like 2011.

[Clipper Nation]

Even if LA were my hometown, I would root for the Clippers.

:toast

[Jacob1983]

I show up at losses. I went full on paranoid after games 1 and 3 of the 2011 NBA Finals. I went batshit crazy during most of game 2 of the 2011 NBA Finals. I take the good and the bad with the Mavs. With that being said, they are just not good this year. It's the simple truth. Mark Cuban destroyed the championship team that won a championship. I can't tell you that the Mavs would have repeated if they had kept the team together but I sure as fuck know that they wouldn't be under .500 in April. They would be at least a top 4 seed in the West.

[Thread]

I show up at losses. I went full on paranoid after games 1 and 3 of the 2011 NBA Finals. I went batshit crazy during most of game 2 of the 2011 NBA Finals. I take the good and the bad with the Mavs. With that being said, they are just not good this year. It's the simple truth. Mark Cuban destroyed the championship team that won a championship. I can't tell you that the Mavs would have repeated if they had kept the team together but I sure as fuck know that they wouldn't be under .500 in April. They would be at least a top 4 seed in the West.

You didn't show up the other nite. Nary a single Mavs Fan showed up.

Only pussies & assholes refuse to show up at loss.

[Jacob1983]

Yes I did. I mentioned how the Mavs have historically sucked against the Lakers especially when they play them in Los Angeles. Thank you.

[Thread]

Yes I did. I mentioned how the Mavs have historically sucked against the Lakers especially when they play them in Los Angeles. Thank you.

Horseshit. Nary a one of ya's.

[Jacob1983]

Go back and read some of the posts brah. Put down your can of Kobe's jizz juice and look it up.

[Thread]

Go back and read some of the posts brah. Put down your can of Kobe's jizz juice and look it up.

Please.

[Splits]

Yeah, I just made up the part about them hiring D'Antoni and paying $100 million to be the 9-seed in a year they don't have their lottery pick.

$129 million.

[Thread]

$129 million.

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Nuh uh, you gave up this fight in the Giuseppe Rodeo, finally acknowledging the count is

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

Nuh uh, you gave up this fight in the Giuseppe Rodeo, finally acknowledging the count is

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Please.

[baseline bum]

Please.

Not my fault you rolled over and took it like Kobe and Co in game 4.

[Thread]

Not my fault you rolled over and took it like Kobe and Co in game 4.

:rolleyes

[baseline bum]

:rolleyes

So it's established,

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[scanry]

It's easy to say that now. It's over. You've got no risk. It's chickenshit.

Not really. Bynum was a non factor in 2008 & 2009 Finals. He only benefited the Lakers in 2010 Finals by injuring Perkins.

[Thread]

So it's established,

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

Not really. Bynum was a non factor in 2008 & 2009 Finals. He only benefited the Lakers in 2010 Finals by injuring Perkins.

It's easy to say that now, because it's still over. You've still got no risk. It's still chickenshit.

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Nah, you gave up that fight long ago and there's no taking it back.

[Thread]

Nah, you gave up that fight long ago and there's no taking it back.

Please.

[baseline bum]

Please.

Just as long as you know

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

Just as long as you know

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

Just as long as you know

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Incorrect son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

Incorrect son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[monosylab1k]

Jacob1983 vs Cubby - legend vs legend

This round goes to Jacob1983. The champ is here! The champ is here!

[Thread]

Jacob1983 vs Cubby - legend vs legend

This round goes to Jacob1983. The champ is here! The champ is here!

Please.

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

C'mon son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

C'mon son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

C'mon son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[monosylab1k]

Please.

Jacob won, and you hid when the Giuseppe Rodeo came to town.

[Thread]

Jacob won, and you hid when the Giuseppe Rodeo came to town.

:rolleyes

[Thread]

C'mon son

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

You need to step away from the computer and go and fuck your mother some more

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

fuck your mother some more

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[baseline bum]

What're you doing here cub? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother?

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

go fuck your mother

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

:rolleyes

You hid. Belly draggin'

[baseline bum]

Don't get too big on me cubby

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

Belly draggin'

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Thread]

Don't get too big on me cubby

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

If I was gonna bust your balls, I'd say, Go get your shine box.

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[Thread]

If I was gonna bust your balls, I'd say, Go get your shine box.

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

This kid was great. Spitshine culburn. He'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors. Excuse my language. He was the best. Made a lot of money.

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[baseline bum]

:cry Giuseppe too busy fucking his mother, and goes down 3 games to none in the Giuseppe Rodeo :cry

[Sean Cagney]

Even as a Spurs fan, that was pretty sweet. Bynum with the classy exit.

I think they quit, they just quit....... That part there made me laugh as he once said that in the season about a certain team and then they go out there and he does this and just well quits....... Ironic.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

I smell skunk.

[scanry]

It's easy to say that now, because it's still over. You've still got no risk. It's still chickenshit.

WTF is easy about mentioning Bynum's non production. Every one watched the bum get injured in 08 and was MIA in 09.

And as they say Old is when…your wife says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Honey, I can't i'm on an Internet Forum parroting shit to the young ones!’

[Thread]

I smell skunk.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Thread]

WTF is easy about mentioning Bynum's non production. Every one watched the bum get injured in 08 and was MIA in 09.

Because we rang in '09. You're being purposely chickenshit.

[Thread]

This kid was great. Spitshine culburn. He'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors. Excuse my language. He was the best. Made a lot of money.

Daddy: 3

Kobe: 2

Tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

The Skunker!!!

[Thread]

The Skunker!!!

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

I invented it.

[Thread]

I invented it.

Please.

[tp2021]

Culburn is the only character I want to get shot in the head more than Andrea tbh.
Didn't we get rid of you before? Now you're back like that ho ghost Lori.

[Thread]

Culburn is the only character I want to get shot in the head more than Andrea tbh.
Didn't we get rid of you before? Now you're back like that ho ghost Lori.

I don't understand all the derision for Andrea. Lori yes, but, Andrea was tolerable. The writers failed her. She didn't fail us.

[scanry]

His post count increased from 100 to 1900 in like 2 weeks and half is posts are his usual Parroting BS. Can't blame him though, he functions that way.

[Thread]

His post count increased from 100 to 1900 in like 2 weeks and half is posts are his usual Parroting BS. Can't blame him though, he functions that way.

Go eat your breakfast and shut up.

[scanry]

I don't understand all the derision for Andrea. Lori yes, but, Andrea was tolerable. The writers failed her. She didn't fail us.

You don't get drama without a character like Andrea. The writers always do that in a sitcom. Castle is one of the very few that doesn't have a clingy and an annoying female character.

[Thread]

You don't get drama without a character like Andrea. The writers always do that in a sitcom. Castle is one of the very few that doesn't have a clingy and an annoying female character.

Lori just aggravated the shit out of me. There was one line in particular. I think it was in Season 1 where they're on the highway and are kind of taking root there for awhile and one of the group suggests going thru the abandoned cars for supplies and what not:::"We shouldn't. It's a graveyard." with the fucking look she had down to a science. I wanted to beat her like a pound of Tuna.

[monosylab1k]

Please.

Please.

[Thread]

Please.

lmemulatedao!!!

[monosylab1k]

lmemulatedao!!!

I smell skunk.

[Thread]

I smell skunk.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

The Skunker!!!

[monosylab1k]

The Skunker!!!

He quit! I win! The Giuseppe Rodeo strikes again!

[Thread]

^lmTunadefeatedao!!!

[monosylab1k]

^lmTunadefeatedao!!!

You quitPERIOD

[Thread]

You quitPERIOD

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[monosylab1k]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!

[Thread]

lmvictoriousao!!!!!

lmemulatedao!!!

[monosylab1k]

lmemulatedao!!!

There's one!

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

LOL you're 0 & 3 now and well on your way to 0 & 45.

[Thread]

0 & 45.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[hater]

:lmao dallas

http://hardwoodparoxysm.com/Gifs/mavsfanforlife_1.gif

[baseline bum]

:lmao dallas

http://hardwoodparoxysm.com/Gifs/mavsfanforlife_1.gif

:lol Where the fuck do you people find this shit?

[dirk4mvp]

CosmicCowboy rootin for dem Mavs.

[baseline bum]

His daughter got a sweet pair of tits tbh.

[LkrFan]

His daughter got a sweet pair of tits tbh.
Pics or it didn't happen.

[LkrFan]

:lmao dallas

http://hardwoodparoxysm.com/Gifs/mavsfanforlife_1.gif
His physique tells me he's from SATX tbh. :lol

[baseline bum]

Pics or it didn't happen.

You didn't see the slut on the right?

[LkrFan]

You didn't see the slut on the right?
Damn. I'm blind as a bat. How did I miss them perky morsels of goodness? :rollin

[hater]

:lol Where the fuck do you people find this shit?

chick on the right at the end wants some serious dick

[AchillesHeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzQEIN68Xcw


:cry :cry

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol

[Arnold Toht]

And you couldn't do shit about 5-4, Kobe over Duncan, that same year, Heel. Even though the entire forum was reaching a boiling point over Kobe's 5th ring, waiting for their opportunity to get one back, but then they fucked up in the first round.


:lmao

[Kool Bob Love]

:lmao