2013 SEC Thread Presented by People Who Chant ESS-EEE-SEE, ESS-EEE-SEE

[Vito Corleone]

And Oklahoma shouldn't have been in their last 3 championship appearances.

I agree with you if you say 2003 Oklahoma shouldn't have been there, but the same can be said for a 2 loss LSU team.

2003 Oklahoma had no business playing in a championship when they didn't even win their conference. Sounds familiar?

2004 Oklahoma was undefeated, they had just as much right as Auburn not that it mattered, neither would have come close to USC that year.

2008 Texas, Oklahoma and Florida all had one loss. Texas beat Oklahoma by the same amount of points as Florida did on a neutral field just like Florida did. Looking back it should have been Texas facing Florida, but the truth is when you look at who each team lost to, it actually should have been Texas facing Oklahoma for the championship if the BCS had got it right.

I agree with you on one of those but it would have been balanced out by having two Big 12 teams in 2008.

[Pelicans78]

I agree with you if you say 2003 Oklahoma shouldn't have been there, but the same can be said for a 2 loss LSU team.

2003 Oklahoma had no business playing in a championship when they didn't even win their conference. Sounds familiar?

2004 Oklahoma was undefeated, they had just as much right as Auburn not that it mattered, neither would have come close to USC that year.

2008 Texas, Oklahoma and Florida all had one loss. Texas beat Oklahoma by the same amount of points as Florida did on a neutral field just like Florida did. Looking back it should have been Texas facing Florida, but the truth is when you look at who each team lost to, it actually should have been Texas facing Oklahoma for the championship if the BCS had got it right.

I agree with you on one of those but it would have been balanced out by having two Big 12 teams in 2008.

Two loss LSU team got the benefit of many teams losing like Missouri and West Virginia.

2003 Oklahoma team got mauled in the Big 12 Title game. USC should have been in that game.

Texas lost to TT. Florida lost to Ole Miss who mauled TT in the Cotton Bowl. Thats using your logic. Also Florida beat an undefeated Saban team to get to the BCS title. They earned it.

[Vito Corleone]

Two loss LSU team got the benefit of many teams losing like Missouri and West Virginia.

2003 Oklahoma team got mauled in the Big 12 Title game. USC should have been in that game.

Texas lost to TT. Florida lost to Ole Miss who mauled TT in the Cotton Bowl. Thats using your logic. Also Florida beat an undefeated Saban team to get to the BCS title. They earned it.

Oklahoma also mauled Tech, beating tech outside of Lubbock is easy, in Lubbock is a different story back when the Pirate was there. That same bama team got destroyed by Utah in their bowl game, proving how overrated they were.

Its all water under the bridge, it doesn't change the fact that between 1990 - 2010 65% of all the national titles were with a Big 12 team. Also, let's not forget that Texas is responsible for keeping Nebraska out of the national title in 1996 and aggsy kept KSU out in 1998, without those two upsets it could have been 75%.

[symple19]

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A Pittsburgh-area high school teacher who police say confessed to arriving at school high on heroin and passing out in class had only two words for comment-seeking media members today: "Roll Tide."
26-year-old Chris Chiappetta waived a preliminary hearing on charges of drug possession, public drunkenness, and disorderly conduct in a Pittsburgh courtroom Thursday. Cops say they found Chiappetta passed out at his desk during an art class two weeks ago. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says he'll likely receive probation after going through rehab (http://www.post-gazette.com/local/2013/10/31/Northgate-substitute-teacher-waives-hearing-in-heroin-case/stories/201310310254).
(Also, his name is Chiappetta, which makes us wonder if he'll grow green hair if we water him regularly.)

[symple19]

THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #1 THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE



Published on: October 29, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis







http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/3bf81e494971b3f.jpgThe Alabama Crimson Tide fan base is the dumbest in the country and there isn't a close second.
Alabama's fan base stupidity is not a function of a small minority of bad apples ruining it for the rest of the fans, nope, it's the majority of the fan base that gives Alabama fans a bad name.
Let's be clear about this, Harvey Updyke was not an outlier.
When news broke that authorities had arrested a man for poisoning the trees at Auburn, millions of Alabama fans secretly thought to themselves, "God, I hope it's not Uncle Ray."
That's because Harvey Updyke could have easily been in many Bama families.
Easily.
Alabama fans are so dumb that every single other SEC fan base thinks, "Damn, you Bama fans are really stupid."
Kentucky fans are like, "These Bama fans need to get their lives in order."
The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who can't really stand each other.
At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school.
This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury.
Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding.
The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem.
This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, "elitists." (To be an "elitist" in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you're 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that's an Alabama elitist.). Auburn fans, a distinct minority in the state, are really nothing like Alabama fans. That's because by and large Auburn fans are associated in some way with Auburn. 95% of the idiots in Alabama root for the Crimson Tide.
These fans are the ones who wear the, "Got (insert made up national title numbers here) t-shirts," and call into Paul Finebaum's radio show.
The irony of Nick Saban's Alabama success is that the University of Alabama can't even find enough smart kids to enroll at the school anymore. Over half of Bama's entering freshman class last year came from outside the state. The real reason that Nick Saban's so mad at the student section -- lots of them don't even care that much about Alabama football. Sure, it's fun, but they aren't likely to get a misspelled tattoo on their arm supporting the Crimson Tide like the majority of the fan base is.
That's because Alabama fans think differently than most of us. That is, they think backwards.
For instance, these idiot Bama fans would rather have a genius football coach who is arrogant as hell, but they insist on electing a President that they can have a beer with.
Obama's elitist, but Nick Saban? Hell, Nick Saban's a football coach, he's got more important things to do than worry about whether fans like him!
If Nick Saban was on Twitter -- God this would be amazing if he Tweeted what he really thought -- and he stepped in dog crap on Tuscaloosa's campus, he could take to Twitter and Tweet, "If a thousand Alabama fans don't show up and lick this dog shit off my shoe, I'm leaving town."
Ten thousand of more Bama fans would immediately show up to dutifully stand in line for hours to lick the dog shit off Nick Saban's shoe.
This is not hyperbole.
Even Nick Saban hates Alabama fans.
What's the dumbest stereotypical Bama fan like in his element?
He's a 38 year old grandfather and he owns fourteen shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football's mythical national titles.
An important aspect of his life is that everyone must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. His truck, his trailer, his clothing, his animals, his arm, his parole papers -- all of them must include a reference to his Alabama fandom.
To not do this would be unacceptable.
When he was 19 he got a 14 year old pregnant, married her, and then got another, different, 14 year old pregnant and subsequently got divorced. Then he got a third 14 year old pregnant and there was only one appropriate way to celebrate this accomplishment while simultaneously combining it with his love for Bama football.
His tailgate was his canvas.
http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/fckeditor/image/bama%20kids%20on%20tailgate.jpg
Despite dropping out of school of his own volition at the age of 16 he blames, "the Mexicans and Mike Shula," for everything that has gone wrong in his life for the past twenty years.
He spent the Mike Shula era in prison for passing bad checks at Mexican restaurants -- at his trial he said, "I wish they'd go back to their country, but leave their burritos," -- but he still felt compelled to send Shula fan letters from prison.
Every single letter began with, "Hey looser," and ended with "your gay."
His proudest moment in the past fifteen years was when he was best man at his son's shotgun wedding outside Bama's stadium before the 2013 spring game.
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He "made it classy" by convincing his son to wear a houndstooth hat.
The wedding was doubly powerful because he had conceived the same son while wearing this same Stabler jersey and having sex with the third 14 year old in a Tuscaloosa Waffle House bathroom.
The circle of Bama fan life.
One of his other sons married a tattoo parlor chick and they got their picture taken for the family Christmas card.
That son wore his awesome new Alabama swag t-shirt.
http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/fckeditor/image/bama%20family%20baby%20football.jpg
Their fifth child was a football.
Even the family dog of the "smart son" can't escape having a favorite football team.
The "smart son" graduated from high school at the age of 20 and now lives in Birmingham where he plays in a band and "acts all uppity."
By "acts all uppity," they mean, "doesn't live in a trailer."
http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/fckeditor/image/bama%20poodle.jpg
If y'all want to judge him, y'all can all go to hell and "kiss the rings."
He doesn't mean literally kiss the rings since he pawned each of his wedding rings and sold platelets to go watch the latest Alabama-Auburn game.
Roll Tide, Roll, bitches.
Home sweet home.
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By the way, he just claimed another national title for this #1 dumbest fan base ranking.
He would travel to Tennessee to shake my hand in person if it wasn't a parole violation to do so.
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[symple19]

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[symple19]

THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #2 THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS



Published on: October 22, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis







http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/9fddbcda4e00fde.jpegWhat would happen if you took the worst parts of the Midwest and combined it with the worst parts of the South?
You'd have the state of Kentucky.
Kentucky is the chinstrap bearded white guy in the oversized jean shorts and high top tennis shoes who rolls up to your tailgate and says, "Yo, where the bitches at?"
Not surprisingly, "the bitches" are never with him.
And who do the vast majority of dumb Kentuckians root for? Kentucky's basketball team, of course.
Kentucky basketball fans are the dumbest basketball fans in the country and there isn't a close second.
Intelligent Kentucky basketball fans -- and there are at least a handful -- solemnly acknowledge this fact.
While every other Southern school is obsessed with football, Kentucky, forever unable to compete in football, adopted basketball as its chosen sport. That doesn't stop Kentucky basketball fans from choosing other football teams to root for either. Kentucky basketball fans will root for Ohio State, Tennessee, even, of late, and this fan has to be the worst on earth, Alabama for football.
There is no worse human being on earth than a Kentucky basketball fan and an Alabama football fan.
Have you no shame, Wildcat fans?
Of course not. The man they named their arena after, Adolph Rupp, actually got the NCAA death penalty for a year.
What can you say? Cheating is in the Wildcat fan DNA, right down to its present day savior, John Calipari.
John Calipari is the only man alive who has twice had NCAA Final Fours stricken from his record. When he coached at Memphis, Kentucky fans hated him and called him a cheating liar. The moment the Wildcats hired him he became a saint who was unfairly maligned by everyone.
Make no mistake about it, Kentucky is a very dumb state. But unlike other dumb states, there's no real dilution of the stupid when it comes to who to root for in the state of Kentucky. There are no pro sports franchises in the state siphoning off a few idiots, and Louisville is a substantial minority fan base when it comes to rooting interest in the state. If you root for Louisville you either live in Louisville or you went to the school.
If you root for Kentucky you probably failed the GED.
Twice.
What's the dumbest stereotypical Kentucky fan like in his element?
He lives in a mini-trailer behind his mom and dad's actual trailer.
The trailer is made to be pulled behind a truck, but there are no cement blocks to hold it up when it's not attached to a truck so when you enter the "house" you have to walk uphill to the back.
The only furniture is a bed, which is constantly sliding down towards the door.
Inside the trailer there is one poster, a faded Rick Pitino Kentucky Wildcats schedule from 1992 that is affixed to the ceiling above where the bed is supposed to be. Occasionally he has pretend conversations with Rick Pitino after he's had too much to drink, but he's ashamed of this fact and only admitted it to his second wife once and, DAMNED IF THAT BITCH DIDN'T USE IT TO KEEP CUSTODY OF THEIR LABRADOR RETRIEVER MIX NAMED NAZR.
He has worn a Jeff Sheppard jersey to four consecutive weddings, only three of which were his own.
His three wives have had six children while married to him, but he has failed to be the father five different times when he was tested for child support.
The sixth child was brown and they didn't test him to see if he was the father.
Secretly he's hoping that Tiffanye -- with an e, yes, that's how you really spell it -- wasn't lying when she told him that Tony Delk was the baby daddy.
But he kind of doubts that Tony Delk hangs out at the Frankfort Ruby Tuesday.
Although come to think of it, that kid really didn't have a neck either.
When his first wife, Melodie -- she pronounced it Melodie instead of Melodee, which he always thought was kind of creepy -- left him on Halloween night while she was still dressed in her slutty Walter McCarty costume, she said, "G-- Damn you all to hell, you don't even live in the suburbs of Frankfort. Frankfort is 45 minutes from here!"
That made him kind of sad because Frankfort is a bad ass town.
You know who is from Frankfort?
Johnny F'ing Depp.
Johnny F'ing Depp could have been born anywhere in the world and he was born in Frankfort. So there.
He actually lives in between Paris and Frankfort in a town without a name.
In addition to Kentucky basketball, Johnny Depp being from Frankfort, and what Rick Pitino looks like shirtless, he is proud of other, unexpected things. For instance, he regularly praises the "cave systems" of Kentucky when he calls in to talk Wildcat basketball.
He has been to Mammoth Cave for 42 consecutive years and he recently got a tattoo of Mammoth Cave on his right arm.
Left arm tattoo?
A picture of Rick Pitino, of course.
The only time he leaves the state is for Kentucky basketball games in Nashville or Atlanta.
Last year he made $12,462 working part-time at Walgreen's before taxes and spent $4,828 on SEC tourney and NCAA basketball tickets.
He owns 12 different versions of the UK 2K t-shirts and thinks whoever came up with the connection between UK and 2k is a "genius."
He doesn't have a television in his trailer so he has to watch the UK games in his parent's trailer.
When he knocked on the trailer door late to watch a late night game from Hawaii, his dad once showed up at the door completely naked holding a shotgun.
"You crazy knocking on a man's trailer door this late at night? It's so dark out here I thought you were Tony Delk," his dad said.
"Wait, dad, has Tony Delk really been coming around here?"
"Never mind," his dad said.
Then his dad watched the entire Kentucky game with him naked while cleaning his shotgun.
Last year he failed the GED for the fourth time, but he's planning on a fifth try.
Why?
Because Rick Pitino tells him he can do it late at night when they talk to each other.
C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S

[symple19]

THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #4 ARKANSAS



Published on: September 17, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis







http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/5d56e1a67898a05.jpgWhat would happen if every dumb person in the nation's dumbest Southern state all rooted for the same team?
You'd have the Arkansas Razorback fan base.
Razorback fan idiocy is pure, undistilled, unadulterated stupidity. If you drank it, you'd be drunk for a month in a row and would probably go blind. You'd file Freedom of Information requests for your own coach's cell phone records and start wearing a hog hat within days. You're a special kind of dumb, the kind that has never left the state of Arkansas in three hundred years and truly believes that Razorback sports are the greatest in the country. Every other team pales in comparison, Arkansas fans really believe they're the greatest in the nation.
Woo Pig Soooooie!
All fan bases are provincial and myopic to some degree, but Arkansas fans really believe they should be contending for national championships in football every year.
That's because they all drink the Razorback kool-aid and go insane.
When I told Razorback fans that they were the ninth best job in the SEC, I got death threats.
Death threats!
And do you really want to argue with the fact that Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Auburn, Texas A&M, LSU, Tennessee, and South Carolina are all better SEC jobs?
I mean, best case scenario, you could argue that Arkansas was the 8th best job in the SEC.
But, no, Arkansas fans really believe that Arkansas is the best job in the country.
They legitimately thought Pete Carroll was going to leave the Seattle Seahawks to come coach the Razorbacks.
It's like people in Moldova arguing Moldova is the best European country.
Razorback idiocy doesn't just infect the dumb people in the state either. Even the smartest Arkansan ever, Bill Clinton, couldn't escape the idiot fan pull.
He really posed on the cover of Sports Illustrated wearing Arkansas warm-ups on the front lawn of the White House.
Think about how crazy this is.
Bill Clinton, a middle-aged President, put on basketball warm-ups and posed in the front yard of the White House.
The only thing that could have made this better is if he'd posed in high-tops and a Todd Day jersey and shorts.
There was a huge controversy in Arkansas over this magazine cover because, and I'm not making this up, the locals were displeased over how Sports Illustrated spelled soooooie on the cover.
"There's no -y in soooooie!," screamed the same Arkansas fans who haven't ever distiguished between your and you're in their entire lives.
Go figure, Arkansas, the state with more misspelled words than any state outside of West Virginia, is suddenly up in arms over grammar.
Hello, it's a made up word!
What's the Dumbest Stereotypical Arkansas Fan Like In His Element?
He's been fired from six different Wal Marts for a variety of employment offenses including, but not limited to, illegally filming with an audio/video display camera in the women's bathroom, stealing Razorback football jerseys that he subsequently lit on fire when Bobby Petrino was fired, hiding ammunition in his pannus -- the fat overlapping gut that every Arkansas fan seems to have from birth -- and smuggling out Viagra pills which were TOTALLY NOT FOR HIM but for a friend instead.
He first married at the age of fifteen and was divorced with four kids by the age of nineteen. Since that time he has married five additional times, the latest time to a cross-dressing stripper who he halfway believes might actually be his daughter/son from an illicit sex act late one night by the Waffle House dumpster.
He blames all of his economic issues on, "the mexicans and Obama," which he has shortened to "the damn m.o." when he calls into sports talk radio shows.
He has never left the state of Arkansas, but he will fight you if he thinks you do not love Arkansas and America as much as he does. To prove his undying fealty to Arkansas and America he got a full back tattoo of an Arkansas Razorback riding a motorcyle and holding an American flag.
To pay for this tattoo he missed six consecutive child support payments.
He once met Darren McFadden out at a local Chili's and said, "Those fajitas are on me, big dog."
He has since told the story about the time he bought Darren McFadden fajitas at Chili's 2,476 times, including, during his father's own eulogy. That was right after he called the hogs for daddy one last time.
For nineteen consecutive years he has given each of his wives the same birthday present every year -- edible panties.
He once gave Houston Nutt a pair of the same edible panties, winked, and said, "The Missus will love them." And Houston Nutt said, "Edible panties! I love these." Then Nutt ate them with his steak at the Razorback club event in Little Rock.
Ask him about it and he'll say, "That's when I knew Houston Nutt had no class."
When Bobby Petrino was fired, he cried for the first time since Clint Stoerner fumbled the football in 1998. On the day Petrino was fired he grabbed an oversized elementary school pencil and wrote, "Your a homo," 1,000 consecutive times on one of his children's oversized school notebook paper. He then drove to athletic director Jeff Long's house and put the pages in his mailbox.
He recently opened a Twitter account and has Tweeted Darren McFadden fourteen straight days saying the same thing every time, "Remembr win I bougt u fagitas at Chilis!"
His profile pic on AdultFriendFinder is him naked wearing a Razorback hat over his face. His profile tagline is, "Lets call the Hog's! (no mexican's)."
That's despite the fact that he has been unable to get an erection since Bobby Petrino was fired as Arkansas head football coach, but the two are, "COMPLETELY UNRELATED."
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[symple19]

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THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #10 THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE



Published on: July 30, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis







http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/96059a737ea55fe.jpgToday Outkick the Coverage begins our countdown of the ten dumbest fan bases in America. I've been writing online and doing sports talk radio for nine years. During that time I've written about every fan base in America. Contrary to what you've been told, all fan bases are not equally dumb.
Some fan bases are uniquely dumb.
These are their stories.
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When Rocky Top, the insanely popular song your fan base cheers with hearty vibrancy, pays ode to the implied murder of a federal agent intent on stopping you from producing illegal moonshine, you're pretty crazy.
Tennessee fans occupy a unique and fertile crescent of idiocy -- the central region of the Bermuda Triangle of fan idiocy, where IQ points go to die, Kentucky to Tennessee to Alabama, is connected by I-65 -- namely they're like Alabama or Kentucky fans who have suddenly gotten rich in the past twenty years and found distractions to limit their idiocy. That is, while Alabama and Kentucky fans have embarked upon a continued descent into crazy, Tennessee's collective idiocy has declined. In the past fifteen years the Volunteer state has spawned many additional teams for people to root for and the crazy Vol fan has been diluted by the rise of the Tennessee Titans, the Nashville Predators, and the Memphis Grizzlies.
As a general rule, the more teams you have to root for in a given state, the less crazy fans become. The rationale is fairly straightforward, in Alabama you have to be Harvey Updyke crazy in order to stand out. In New York, how crazy does the average Brooklyn Nets fan have to be to stand out as the crazy Nets fan? He just has to have season tickets.
Combine the sudden upswing in pro sports competition with the odd geography of Tennessee. The state's really three distinct regions, Memphis and west Tennessee, where the Vols aren't that popular in the grand scheme of things, Nashville and middle Tennessee, where the Vols are the most popular college team, but there is ample competition for fan affection, and Knoxville and east Tennessee, where the craziest Vol fans live in the hills, drink moonshine from their own stills, and FedExed feces to Chris Fowler when Peyton Manning lost the Heisman.
Fowler's feces came with a note -- "Phuck you!," it said.
This really happened.
That's mountain damn crazy, and that's why Tennessee is our tenth dumbest fan base in the country.
But let's dive in a bit more.
When I was growing up Tennessee football was the entire show, the end all, be all of big time sports. But that's changed. Now the Vols have competition. In the past thirty years the state of Tennessee has added two million people, increasing the state's population by nearly 50%. Many of these new residents brought their own fandoms, this was not a natural population growth of Vol fans who can still recall the 1968 Alabama-Tennessee game. Along the way Nashville -- with nearly a third of state's population in its metro area -- has become one of the fastest growing cities in the country.
All of this is great for the state, but it also helps dilute the crazy.
Craziness thrives in provincial states that see little migration. The less cross-pollination, the dumber fan bases can become. If people are constantly moving into your state from other places then you end up with hundreds of different fan bases and that kills your potency. Migration stops the crazy from percolating, the particular witches brew of insanity doesn't fester and explode into the popular consciousness. So Tennessee fans are dumb, but they're becomingly increasingly less so. Primarily because they're so easily distracted by other teams.
If the Titans ever start winning again, the Vols could lose Nashville forever. (Fortunately for the Vols, the Titans are never going to start winning again).
Usually college kids are the smart ones, but at Tennessee an entire fraternity was buttchugging.
Leading to this press conference, which, to be fair, is worthy of UT being in the top five all by itself. (http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/tennessee-fraternity-denies-buttchugging-charge-in-press-conference-that-really-happened.php)
By the way, I'm a Tennessee fan and I consider myself to be reasonably intelligent. But if you're a fan of an SEC school and at some point you haven't looked around your stadium and thought, "Holy s--, there are a lot of really dumb mother------ here," you are completely lying to yourself.
So what's the dumbest sterotypical UT fan like in his habitat:
He's now 47 years old, still rocking his goatee and 1998 back-to-back SEC championship t-shirt. He has been wearing "husky" jeans since 1974 and he lives in a holler in a doublewide that he inherited from his mom when she died of a rattlesnake bite in 1996. He remembers that his mother died in 1996 because it was the same year that Tennessee lost to Memphis on that ridiculous kick return touchdown when that Memphis player's arm hit the ground and it was totally NOT FAIR.

He has four Peyton Manning jerseys -- Colts, Broncos, and two Vols -- hanging in his closet and he wore the "classy" Peyton Manning orange jersey to his twenty year high school reunion. There were eighteen other men in the same jersey at his reunion. Before he attended his high school reunion, he called to make sure that dropouts who later took the GED were eligible to attend.
He played one year of JV football, but, miraculously, every situation that occurs in Vol football for the past thirty years bears a complete and total similarity to the 1980 Soddy Daisy JV season. He is prone to starting all conversations about Vol football strategy by saying, "Well, what we did at Soddy Daisy was..."
He takes a yearly vacation to Panama City Beach, where he stays at the Econo Lodge with his on and off girlfriend named Tiffany. Tiffany works in a strip club, but she is a waitress, not a stripper. This is a HUGELY IMPORTANT distinction. She has four kids of three different mixed races -- one of them might be Travis Henry's but she's not sure because it might have just been an Applebee's bartender pretending to be Travis Henry -- and she is also a huge Vol fan. They go to three games a year, where they proceed to get drunk in the upper deck and talk about how awesome 1998 was. Both are secretly ashamed that in 2009 they role-played sex acts where he pretended to be Lane Kiffin -- he even wore the coaches polo! -- and she pretended to seduce him while playing the role of Urban Meyer's wife.
Neither has talked about this since January of 2010.
Before he takes his yearly trip to Panama City he dials up his Internet, hops on the message board and writes this subject, "Going to GAYtor land. Plan to piss everywhere. LOL."
He calls Vandy, "Candy," and believes, "That homo Clay Travis is soooooo gay and married to James Franklin!"
He has sent one Tweet in his life and it was addressed to me and read as follows, "Hey gayboy #"
Of late everytime he makes a profound statement, "ESPN can go straight to hell for that bastard Charles Woodson!" He will append it with "VFL." VFL stands for Vol for Life.
Using VFL is a universal sign that you could not actually be admitted to Tennessee.
He gets fever blisters during football season and always says, "It's not herpes damnit, I'm just stressed," when Tiffany won't kiss him or wipe away his tears after Nick Saban sodomizes the Vols.
Tiffany gave him herpes.
So she never corrects him.
Go Vols!
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[symple19]

:lol

Completely agree

[Vito Corleone]

LOL you don't have enough dumb fan bases in the SEC you had to import the worlds biggest cult to add to the fun.


Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University

Editor's note: The following is Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University that he broadcasted on national radio.

Thoughts on Texas A&M...
Fox Sports Show And Radio Host Jim Rome

1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT.

2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know ... the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins".

3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song ... about? ... Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does.

4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However ... There is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel.

5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.

6) "T.U." is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn.

7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid.

8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college?

9) Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.

10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.

11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin ... They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.

As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.

God bless the great state of Texas.

[Blake]

Pretty sure that's a phony Jim Rome quote

[symple19]

Vito failing per par

[Vito Corleone]

Pretty sure that's a phony Jim Rome quote

It is, I know the real guy that made it, however it's an internet urban myth that it came from Rome so I just ran with it. Easier than telling you it came from a guy named Rpongetti. Then there would be some dill hole here saying no it came from Jim Rome and give a dozen links showing where someone else attributed it to Rome.

So instead of saying it came from a anonymous poster on Orangebloods.com I said it came from Rome.

Still doesn't take away from the fact that every word is true and the SEC did in fact just bring in the biggest bunch of cultist in all the world.

[Sisk]

It is, I know the real guy that made it, however it's an internet urban myth that it came from Rome so I just ran with it. Easier than telling you it came from a guy named Rpongetti. Then there would be some dill hole here saying no it came from Jim Rome and give a dozen links showing where someone else attributed it to Rome.

So instead of saying it came from a anonymous poster on Orangebloods.com I said it came from Rome.

Still doesn't take away from the fact that every word is true and the SEC did in fact just bring in the biggest bunch of cultist in all the world.


You are a terrible poster.

[Vito Corleone]

You are a terrible poster.

coming from you this is a compliment

shouldn't you be with the rest of the Hitler youth jizzing in your manziel jar

[symple19]

:clap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWq7NewrUQk:clap

[DesignatedT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnb5hFxveKM&feature=youtu.be

[ace3g]

BCS
Harris Poll
Coaches Poll
Computer rankings


Rank
Team
Avg.
Prev.
Rank
Points
%
Rank
Points
%
AVG
A&H
RB
CM
KM
JS
PW
%


1
Alabama
.9958
1
1
2625
1.0000
1
1546
.9974
1
1
1
2
1
2
1
.990


2
Florida State
.9619
2
2
2514
.9577
2
1485
.9581
2
2
2
1
2
1
2
.970


3
Ohio State
.8926
4
3
2373
.9040
3
1401
.9039
4
4
4
4
6
5
3
.870


4
Stanford
.8689
5
5
2240
.8533
5
1307
.8432
3
5
3
3
3
3
4
.910


5
Baylor
.8618
6
4
2304
.8777
4
1376
.8877
5
3
6
5
7
4
8
.820


6
Oregon
.7665
3
6
1968
.7497
7
1162
.7497
6
6
5
8
5
7
6
.800


7
Auburn
.7206
9
9
1843
.7021
9
1069
.6897
7
8
8
6
4
8
5
.770


8
Clemson
.7200
7
7
1940
.7390
6
1164
.7510
9
9
7
9
10
13
9
.670


9
Missouri
.7118
8
8
1855
.7067
8
1083
.6987
8
7
10
7
8
9
7
.730


10
South Carolina
.5584
12
12
1417
.5398
12
830
.5355
10
10
9
12
13
10
12
.600


11
Texas A&M
.5473
15
10
1582
.6027
11
898
.5794
13
15
16
13
12
17
14
.460


12
Oklahoma State
.4671
14
11
1545
.5886
10
965
.6226
22
14
20
18
NR
22
25
.190


13
UCLA
.4548
19
16
1026
.3909
15
641
.4135
11
13
13
17
11
11
11
.560


14
Fresno State
.4317
16
13
1124
.4282
14
646
.4168
14
17
17
11
25
12
13
.450


15
Northern Illinois
.3505
18
18
825
.3143
21
445
.2871
14
24
12
20
17
6
10
.450


16
Michigan State
.3417
17
15
1090
.4152
16
620
.4000
21
18
21
15
22
23
22
.210


17
UCF
.3411
21
19
791
.3013
19
468
.3019
16
16
11
14
19
16
16
.420


18
Oklahoma
.2926
10
20
732
.2789
17
510
.3290
17
12
15
16
23
NR
23
.270


19
Arizona State
.2833
22
22
475
.1810
22
262
.1690
12
11
23
10
9
18
15
.500


20
Louisville
.2806
20
14
1104
.4206
13
653
.4213
28
NR
18
NR
NR
NR
NR
.000


21
LSU
.2757
13
17
919
.3501
18
476
.3071
24
NR
19
NR
16
21
21
.170


22
Wisconsin
.2612
24
21
674
.2568
20
460
.2968
18
22
22
NR
18
19
18
.230


23
Miami (FL)
.1471
11
23
457
.1741
23
228
.1471
25
21
NR
21
21
NR
24
.120


24
Texas
.1092
NR
24
247
.0941
24
176
.1135
25
20
14
24
24
24
NR
.120


25
Georgia
.0857
NR
25
102
.0389
NR
44
.0284
22
19
24
22
15
25
20
.190



http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/11/10/5089030/bcs-rankings-standings-2013-florida-state-ohio-state

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol stanford over baylor. suuuuuuuure.

[DesignatedT]

Stanford would rock Baylor. Just like they did Oregon.

[symple19]

:lol stanford over baylor. suuuuuuuure.

Right now, yes. But that will change if Baylor stays undefeated. Their schedule is backloaded like a mofo

[Bill_Brasky]

Stanford would rock Baylor. Just like they did Oregon.

no they wouldn't.

[Vito Corleone]

If Baylor and Texas both stay undefeated going into their Dec 7 game, I could see a Baylor win giving them a jump over Ohio State and Stanford. And if either FSU or Bama trip, Baylor could end up in the BCS championship game.

The game I would love to see right now is Baylor vs FSU. Talk about a fun match up.

[Hoops Czar]

If Baylor and Texas both stay undefeated going into their Dec 7 game, I could see a Baylor win giving them a jump over Ohio State and Stanford. And if either FSU or Bama trip, Baylor could end up in the BCS championship game.

The game I would love to see right now is Baylor vs FSU. Talk about a fun match up.

It wouldn't be fun for ratings or any diehard stuck watching it because FSU would trounce Baylor the same way they did Clemson.

[Vito Corleone]

It wouldn't be fun for ratings or any diehard stuck watching it because FSU would trounce Baylor the same way they did Clemson.

Great, another Laker fan. Who gives a flying frogs fat ass about rating? What the the hell does rating have to do with anything? Ratings equals number of people watching, which equals big money for TV station which equals big money for the NCAA and nothing more.

so why again do you care about ratings?

FSU might beat Baylor as you said, but then again Baylor might beat them that way, to date Baylor has yet to be tested. To date FSU has yet to be tested. Won't know who is best until they play.

At this point there are 4 undefeated teams, all 4 deserve that shot, and if things work out like I said, Baylor will deserve to be there.

[Hoops Czar]

Great, another Laker fan. Who gives a flying frogs fat ass about rating? What the the hell does rating have to do with anything? Ratings equals number of people watching, which equals big money for TV station which equals big money for the NCAA and nothing more.

so why again do you care about ratings?

FSU might beat Baylor as you said, but then again Baylor might beat them that way, to date Baylor has yet to be tested. To date FSU has yet to be tested. Won't know who is best until they play.

At this point there are 4 undefeated teams, all 4 deserve that shot, and if things work out like I said, Baylor will deserve to be there.

Baylor hasn't played anybody except for a very overrated Oklahoma team at home. FSU hasn't been tested? Well, neither conference is a world beater but, to date, smashing then No. 3 Clemson on the road and beating then No.7 Miami is a much better resume than either OSU or Baylor. After watching Baylor play the Sooners, I doubt they have what it takes to go undefeated. Even if Baylor runs the table, Auburn would need to upset Alabama because Baylor isn't jumping FSU or Bama.

It wouldn't be fun for ratings because the game would be over at the half.

[DesignatedT]

Lol Baylor hasn't done shit. OU is fucking terrible. The big12 is a joke this year.

[DesignatedT]

no they wouldn't.

Oregon >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baylor and we saw what Stanford did to them.

[Vito Corleone]

Lol Baylor hasn't done shit. OU is fucking terrible. The big12 is a joke this year.

Despite the fact they're Baptist, Baylor would pack the aggsy shit.

I believe I already said Bama would have to lose, no Big 12 or B1G school is going to jump them.

You guys sound like the national media back in 2005 sucking off USC. Every team this year has iooked beatable

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Baylor would skullfuck Aggy.

[Bill_Brasky]

:cry but the big 12 sucks :cry

fuckin deal with it. it's still an AQ conference and being undefeated in it makes you better than a team that lost to Utah.

and while we're on the subject, Baylor didn't just beat OU, they raped them. OU was never in that game. when aggy blows out OU it's ":cry SEC IS SUCH A DOMINANT CONFERENCE :cry", when Baylor does it the big 12 sucks. gmafb.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Aggy pretending they wouldn't get destroyed by Baylor

[DesignatedT]

when aggy blows out OU it's " SEC IS SUCH A DOMINANT CONFERENCE

OU sucked last year and OU sucks this year.

I said Stanford and Oregon were better than Baylor. As is Alabama and Florida State. Baylor is nowhere near those teams.

As for A&M, we certainly wouldn't get destroyed considering we would put up 50 points of our own.

[LakerHater]

BADASS!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BY_3QsSCYAAHGKv.jpg:large

[Hoops Czar]

Aggies would destroy Baylor. The aggies only two losses came to Alabama and Auburn by a combined 11 points. Baylor barely beat Kansas state for crying out loud. They played like shit for most of the game against OU before finally putting them away. Baylor is a product of the schedule makers. The Big 12 may be an AQ conference but they don't compare to the SEC in any form, way or matter. But every year, there are some Big 12 fools who gloat about their conference until they get their shit pushed in when they play a bowl game vs the SEC. I guess this year is no different.

[Vito Corleone]

Aggies would destroy Baylor. The aggies only two losses came to Alabama and Auburn by a combined 11 points. Baylor barely beat Kansas state for crying out loud. They played like shit for most of the game against OU before finally putting them away. Baylor is a product of the schedule makers. The Big 12 may be an AQ conference but they don't compare to the SEC in any form, way or matter. But every year, there are some Big 12 fools who gloat about their conference until they get their shit pushed in when they play a bowl game vs the SEC. I guess this year is no different.

Winning by 10 pts is barely winning? That is 2 scores. aggsy barely beat Ole piss by a last second fieldgoal or that would be loss #3. The fact is KSU has a defense that is light years better than aggsy and a defensive minded coach that is light years better than Sumlin on that side of the ball.

The simple fact is Baylor is still untested. After watching the Baylor defense against Oklahoma, I know for a fact they have the talent to get a few stops. Aggsy would still score between 45 and 60 pts. But I also know for a fact that the aggsy don't have the defense to get more than one stop on Baylor. Baylor would score between 70 and 80 pts on that defense.

I would venture to guess the final would be aggsy 56 Baylor 77

This has nothing to do with SEC BS, unless Sam Houston State, Rice, SMU and UTEP are also in the SEC because all those schools pushed the aggsy defense around as well.

[Bill_Brasky]

Aggies would destroy Baylor. The aggies only two losses came to Alabama and Auburn by a combined 11 points. Baylor barely beat Kansas state for crying out loud. They played like shit for most of the game against OU before finally putting them away. Baylor is a product of the schedule makers. The Big 12 may be an AQ conference but they don't compare to the SEC in any form, way or matter. But every year, there are some Big 12 fools who gloat about their conference until they get their shit pushed in when they play a bowl game vs the SEC. I guess this year is no different.

uh, what? best offense in the country vs a&m's shitty defense? im not saying Baylor would blow them out, but they definitely would not be getting destroyed.

[Sisk]

uh, what? best offense in the country vs a&m's shitty defense? im not saying Baylor would blow them out, but they definitely would not be getting destroyed.

Our offense is better than Baylor's.

[symple19]

romad_20

Good game, man. Such a great rivalry... And believe me, I know how you feel. Already looking forward to next year :toast :tu

Also... Your boy Murray will be a starter in the NFL someday. He deserves a fuckload of credit. Longtime fan, tbh

[Vito Corleone]

Our offense is better than Baylor's.

Maybe you need to watch your team while sober.

[Sisk]

Maybe you need to watch your team while sober.

Our offense is better. Especially considering the competition.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/statistics/team/_/stat/total

[symple19]

I agree. Aggie has the best O in the nation. Unfortunately, their defense is abysmal

Johnny should win the Heisman, tbh

[Sisk]

I agree. Aggie has the best O in the nation. Unfortunately, their defense is abysmal

Johnny should win the Heisman, tbh

So damn frustrating to have such a shitty defense. Really miss Damontre Moore's pass rush.

I think we will have to beat at a minimum one of LSU/Missouri. Most likely both for Johnny to win his second Heisman even though it is absolutely clear he's the best player in the country. Our defense might cost him though.

[symple19]

So damn frustrating to have such a shitty defense. Really miss Damontre Moore's pass rush.

I think we will have to beat at a minimum one of LSU/Missouri. Most likely both for Johnny to win his second Heisman even though it is absolutely clear he's the best player in the country. Our defense might cost him though.

Sorry, but you'll have to beat both. Unless Jameis gets charged, he's gonna win it (being black helps him a lot)

I really hope that JFF stays in school another year. He needs it for maturity as well as a thinner QB draft. Too bad he's gonna choose a clipboard over a surefire 1st round pick

[Sisk]

Sorry, but you'll have to beat both. Unless Jameis gets charged, he's gonna win it (being black helps him a lot)

I really hope that JFF stays in school another year. He needs it for maturity as well as a thinner QB draft. Too bad he's gonna choose a clipboard over a surefire 1st round pick

I still think Johnny goes in the first round tbh

[symple19]

I still think Johnny goes in the first round tbh

He should, but he won't. Size + perceived attitude will knock him to lower rounds. Not fair, but true imho

[symple19]

Along with Aaron Murray, JFF will ultimately play on Sundays... Meanwhile, bums like Mariotta and Bridgewater will get picked higher and fail miserably

[Hoops Czar]

uh, what? best offense in the country vs a&m's shitty defense? im not saying Baylor would blow them out, but they definitely would not be getting destroyed.

aTm isn't playing against big 12 defenses. The SEC is having a down year defensively by their standards but it's still worlds ahead of the big 12. aTm can score at will against anyone. It would be a total track meet but aTm would absolutely have the edge.

In a completely unrelated story, Nick Marshall sucks. He can't hit a moving target. If today's game proved anything, it's Auburn doesn't pass because they choose not. They run because they can't pass.

[symple19]

aTm isn't playing against big 12 defenses. The SEC is having a down year defensively by their standards but it's still worlds ahead of the big 12. aTm can score at will against anyone. It would be a total track meet but aTm would absolutely have the edge.

In a completely unrelated story, Nick Marshall sucks. He can't hit a moving target. If today's game proved anything, it's Auburn doesn't pass because they choose not. They run because they can't pass.

Wrong. They run because nobody can stop it. While NM isn't a great passer (no touch), he also isn't terrible. He beat MSU with his arm. While I agree that AU will lose if forced to throw, I also believe that there isn't a team in existence that can completely stop them from running. Even Bama

If Auburn takes care of the ball and plays good special teams, they will be in the game against Bama. Should Bammer win? Yes? Will they? Who knows. I really think it will come down to a play or two

[symple19]

Marshall is very good at running the Malzahn offense. While he isn't a good passer, I agree, he does a good job of reading the defense and deciding whether to tuck and run or hand it off

[Hoops Czar]

Marshall is very good at running the Malzahn offense. While he isn't a good passer, I agree, he does a good job of reading the defense and deciding whether to tuck and run or hand it off

CGM sat on his hands the entire 4th quarter. He took his foot off the gas and Murray just abused Auburn's secondary. Nick Marshall had all the chances in the world to show he could pass, yet, he threw three yards behind Sammie who was wide open for an easy first down. That last drive was a horrendously bad offensive display that ended with good fortune and a breakdown in the Georgia defense. The entire 4th quarter, Auburn struggled to move the ball because the dogs WERE stuffing the run and NM passes went everywhere but where they were suppose to. NM gets zero credit for that hail mary touchdown. If you put the slightest amount of pressure on NM, and he crumbles like a cookie.

If they play Bama like they played today against the dogs, they'll lose. Don't underestimate the Tides defense. They WILL stack the box and force Marshall to air it out. It will probably take an epic performance by Auburn and some mistakes by Alabama for the Tigers to have a chance.

[DesignatedT]

Sorry, but you'll have to beat both. Unless Jameis gets charged, he's gonna win it (being black helps him a lot)

I really hope that JFF stays in school another year. He needs it for maturity as well as a thinner QB draft. Too bad he's gonna choose a clipboard over a surefire 1st round pick


I still think Johnny goes in the first round tbh


He should, but he won't. Size + perceived attitude will knock him to lower rounds. Not fair, but true imho

Manziel is a top 10 pick tomorrow. Guaranteed. 1st QB off the board

There is no perceived attitude. Fucking stupid. Good win today btw.

[Michael Jordan.]

Manziel is a top 10 pick tomorrow. Guaranteed. 1st QB off the board

There is no perceived attitude. Fucking stupid. Good win today btw.

No he is not a top 10 pick you fucking homer :lol and yes there is a perceived attitude that would have cost him the Heisman. He ain't coming off the board before Bridgewater.

[DesignatedT]

He ain't coming off the board before Bridgewater.

Yeah he is.

[DesignatedT]

and yes there is a perceived attitude that would have cost him the Heisman.

Thankfully...

Heisman voters ≠ NFL General Managers....

[Michael Jordan.]

Yeah he is.

:lmao no he won't. Bridgewater is #1 or 2 overall.

[DesignatedT]

:lmao no he won't. Bridgewater is #1 or 2 overall.

:lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

:lmao

Indeed. At your thought that Jacksonville isn't tanking for Teddy.

[DesignatedT]

Indeed. At your thought that Jacksonville isn't tanking for Teddy.

I think that would be a terrible pick for Jacksonville and believe they go in a different direction at #1. Leaving the next team who needs a QB to take Manziel.

[Michael Jordan.]

I think that would be a terrible pick for Jacksonville and believe they go in a different direction at #1. Leaving the next team who needs a QB to take Manziel.

Jacksonville NEEDS a QB. They have to take a chance and move away from Gabbert/Henne. Bridgewater is the consensus top pick next to Clowney, and that is the opinion of a lot of NFL scouts and is what all the mock drafts show. Teams will also look at Boyd and :lolMariota in the top 10 as well because what will come into play with Manziel is his height and durability. If you take a QB in the top 10 it is because you believe he will be your Franchise QB. Johnny will go Top 15-20 because he will make a team money. He has a natural inclination to run when the pocket is breaking down. That could lead to a short career and teams know it.

[Sisk]

Jacksonville NEEDS a QB. They have to take a chance and move away from Gabbert/Henne. Bridgewater is the consensus top pick next to Clowney, and that is the opinion of a lot of NFL scouts and is what all the mock drafts show. Teams will also look at Boyd and :lolMariota in the top 10 as well because what will come into play with Manziel is his height and durability. If you take a QB in the top 10 it is because you believe he will be your Franchise QB. Johnny will go Top 15-20 because he will make a team money. He has a natural inclination to run when the pocket is breaking down. That could lead to a short career and teams know it.

Two consensus top picks huh? :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Two consensus top picks huh? :lmao

God Aggy is dumb, so ill dumb this down for you. Most Scouts agree either Bridgewater or Clowney goes first depending on if Jacksonville or Tampa drafts first. Dipshit.

[Sisk]

God Aggy is dumb, so ill dumb this down for you. Most Scouts agree either Bridgewater or Clowney goes first depending on if Jacksonville or Tampa drafts first. Dipshit.

So, not really a consensus first pick then? Got it.

[Michael Jordan.]

So, not really a consensus first pick then? Got it.

Where did I say first? Go back and look at the original post. I said top pick. If they say they are going 1 and 2, they are going in the top 2 and is the consensus. The second pick is still a top pick, :lol Aggy.

[Sisk]

Where did I say first? I said top pick. If they say they are going 1 and 2, they are going in the top 2 and is the consensus. The second pick is still a top pick, :lol Aggy.

"The consensus top pick"

[Michael Jordan.]

"The consensus top pick"
"Next to Clowney". As in they are going in the top 2. :lol Aggy education

[Sisk]

"Next to Clowney". As in they are going in the top 2. :lol Aggy education

Just give it up. You can't save yourself now. Bridgewater will be a bust either way.

[Michael Jordan.]

Just give it up. You can't save yourself now. Bridgewater will be a bust either way.

:lol Aggy mad det Johnny Fucking Football will get ripped in half int the league

[Sisk]

:lol Aggy mad det Johnny Fucking Football will get ripped in half int the league

Johnny will have a better NFL career than Bridgewater. Not even a question.

[Michael Jordan.]

Johnny will have a better NFL career than Bridgewater. Not even a question.
:lol He's a better monkeyballer, who won't have the luxury of Mike Evans to throw up prayers to.

[DesignatedT]

The combine hasn't even happened yet. Lol mock drafts. Lol consensus top pick.

[Michael Jordan.]

The combine hasn't even happened yet. Lol mock drafts. Lol consensus top pick.
:lol Johnny Clayface not in the top 10.

[DesignatedT]

Johnny Clayface

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ace3g]

The full BCS rankings heading into Week 13, with full poll and computer data to be added in a moment:



Alabama
Florida State
Ohio State
Baylor
Oregon
Auburn
Clemson
Missouri
Stanford
Oklahoma State
South Carolina
Texas A&M
Michigan State
UCLA
Fresno State
Northern Illinois
Arizona State
UCF
Wisconsin
Oklahoma
Louisville
LSU
USC
Ole Miss
Minnesota

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/11/17/5115840/bcs-standings-rankings-week-13-ohio-state-baylor

[dirk4mvp]

:smokin

[DMX7]

Florida taking no prisoners. S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C.

[Pelicans78]

Florida sucks ass this year. Muschamp is no better than Ron Zook. Should be a life long coordinator.

[DMX7]

Not that he was ever actually going to become the Texas coach next season, but Will Muschamp can go ahead and cross himself off "The List".

[TheCultOfPersonality]

It would of been a major upset if Georgia Southern lost to Florida tbh.

[Splits]

And they've won 3 conference games and almost beat SEC "#10 powerhouse" South Carolina on the road. What a joke.

[Pelicans78]

And they've won 3 conference games and almost beat SEC "#10 powerhouse" South Carolina on the road. What a joke.

Florida beat Tennessee, Arkansas, and Kentucky.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao Florida

[Pelicans78]

1. Bama
2. Missouri
3. Auburn
4. LSU
5. South Carolina
6. Georgia
7. A&M
8. Ole Miss
9. Vandy
10. Miss. St.
11. Florida
12. Tennessee
13. Arkansas
14. Kentucky

[Pelicans78]

Bowl projections for SEC based on my rankings

BCS - Bama
Sugar - Missouri
Capital - Auburn
Cotton - LSU
Outback - South Carolina
Chick-Fil-A - Georgia
Gator - Texas A&M
Music City - Ole Miss
BBVA Compass - Vandy

[symple19]

Bowl projections for SEC based on my rankings

BCS - Bama
Sugar - Missouri
Capital - Auburn
Cotton - LSU
Outback - South Carolina
Chick-Fil-A - Georgia
Gator - Texas A&M
Music City - Ole Miss
BBVA Compass - Vandy

If Auburn and Mizzou both lose to Bama (which is likely), the Sugar will probably still take Auburn (fans travel much better). 'Course, Mizzou won't have a cakewalk with Aggie, but right now I'm assuming they win that game. If they lose, USCjr will be in the SECCG and everything will have to be shuffled (although Auburn should still go to the Sugar)

imo

[Pelicans78]

If Auburn and Mizzou both lose to Bama (which is likely), the Sugar will probably still take Auburn (fans travel much better). 'Course, Mizzou won't have a cakewalk with Aggie, but right now I'm assuming they win that game. If they lose, USCjr will be in the SECCG and everything will have to be shuffled (although Auburn should still go to the Sugar)

imo

I agree Auburn will get the bid, but Missouri has been more impressive so far in my opinion. Most of their wins have been impressive blowouts. Auburn has the more impressive loss and have gotten better each week and legitimately have a chance to beat Bama. Missouri does as well. Their defense can easily slow down Bama's offense. Either way, Bama's road to the title game is really tough right now.

In my opinion, a one loss SEC team should get in over Ohio St. It won't happen, but it should. I'm really hoping OSU loses to Michigan State or even Michigan. No offense to JoeTait who's quality poster, but Ohio State doesn't belong in the title game.

[symple19]

I agree Auburn will get the bid, but Missouri has been more impressive so far in my opinion. Most of their wins have been impressive blowouts. Auburn has the more impressive loss and have gotten better each week and legitimately have a chance to beat Bama. Missouri does as well. Their defense can easily slow down Bama's offense. Either way, Bama's road to the title game is really tough right now.

In my opinion, a one loss SEC team should get in over Ohio St. It won't happen, but it should. I'm really hoping OSU loses to Michigan State or even Michigan. No offense to JoeTait who's quality poster, but Ohio State doesn't belong in the title game.

I actually agree that Mizzou is a slightly better team right now, primarily because they have a better defense and more balanced offense.

As for OSU, I think Rapeis will get off and Bama will get through, making the Buckeyes irrelevant.

Lots of intriguing scenarios, to be sure. What would really be funny is if Fresno St. And Northern Illinois end up as the only undefeated teams :lol

[the chronic]

I agree Auburn will get the bid, but Missouri has been more impressive so far in my opinion. Most of their wins have been impressive blowouts. Auburn has the more impressive loss and have gotten better each week and legitimately have a chance to beat Bama. Missouri does as well. Their defense can easily slow down Bama's offense. Either way, Bama's road to the title game is really tough right now.

In my opinion, a one loss SEC team should get in over Ohio St. It won't happen, but it should. I'm really hoping OSU loses to Michigan State or even Michigan. No offense to JoeTait who's quality poster, but Ohio State doesn't belong in the title game.


Mizzou is having a great year and 10-1 is impressive. But I'd point out all those wins came against teams that aren't currently ranked.

[BRHornet45]

http://i43.tinypic.com/30carv5.jpg

[Michael Jordan.]

:lmao Arkansas shittin on LSU
:lol Johnny Monkeyball

[BRHornet45]

I honestly want LSU to lose out. It has to get worse before it can get better. I don't want a "Mack Brown/Bob Stoops" situation at LSU where they are stuck with a bad coach just because of something he accomplished long ago.

Hopefully LSU loses today and their bowl game so that Miles is at least on the hot seat next year. This guy just simply cannot prepare teams.

[Michael Jordan.]

I honestly want LSU to lose out. It has to get worse before it can get better. I don't want a "Mack Brown/Bob Stoops" situation at LSU where they are stuck with a bad coach just because of something he accomplished long ago.

Hopefully LSU loses today and their bowl game so that Miles is at least on the hot seat next year. This guy just simply cannot prepare teams.
Do you think he'll be out with a loss?

[BRHornet45]

Do you think he'll be out with a loss?

Hell no his buyout his huge. That's why I said if they lose out ten by next year at least that will get him on the hot seat

[Pelicans78]

LSU's pretty much going to the Cotton Bowl now. Most likely against Baylor or UT.

[leemajors]

LSU's pretty much going to the Cotton Bowl now. Most likely against Baylor or UT.

After Baylor likely blows out UT? I like the idea of consecutive deathblows to Mack at this point.

[Spur Bank]

Hello SEC thread, Missouri Tigers fan here. I usually just browse the Spurs stuff up top, never thought to venture down here before.

It's been an exciting couple years for Mizzou, and I know it'd be more than a little douchy to suddenly show up in this thread and start talking Missouri up. I'll just say that in general, the common perception of Missouri fans and how the program fits in with the SEC is pretty accurate -- we've all been eager to fit in and show we belong (maybe overeager), and there's kind of a chip there in that the school and fan base feels like it's seen as "aw, that's cute, Missouri wants to show they're a big boy too. Good for them!" So even if our own perceived feelings of being slighted are nothing more than perceptions, it's still an awesome feeling feeling to have a year like this. :)

Hopefully the SECCG next week is as exciting as today's Iron Bowl. That'd be awfully hard to top.

[Pelicans78]

After Baylor likely blows out UT? I like the idea of consecutive deathblows to Mack at this point.

I take that back. I think the loser of a Auburn/Missouri goes to the Cotton since South Carolina most likely goes to the Capital One Bowl.

[symple19]

College football TV ratings :lol

http://www.goodbullhunting.com/2013/12/4/5173376/sec-college-football-tv-ratings-2014-texas-am-missouri

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Hello SEC thread, Missouri Tigers fan here. I usually just browse the Spurs stuff up top, never thought to venture down here before.

It's been an exciting couple years for Mizzou, and I know it'd be more than a little douchy to suddenly show up in this thread and start talking Missouri up. I'll just say that in general, the common perception of Missouri fans and how the program fits in with the SEC is pretty accurate -- we've all been eager to fit in and show we belong (maybe overeager), and there's kind of a chip there in that the school and fan base feels like it's seen as "aw, that's cute, Missouri wants to show they're a big boy too. Good for them!" So even if our own perceived feelings of being slighted are nothing more than perceptions, it's still an awesome feeling feeling to have a year like this. :)

Hopefully the SECCG next week is as exciting as today's Iron Bowl. That'd be awfully hard to top.

Howdy Spur Bank,

Been living in Missouri for the past year and a half or so, and I gotta say it's nice to see y'all have the success y'all have had this year. My wife (also an Aggie) and I were treated very well at the A&M/Mizzou game in CoMo last weekend, and we're pulling for y'all in the SECCG. Good luck!

Gig 'Em and M-I-Z!

[symple19]

Hello SEC thread, Missouri Tigers fan here. I usually just browse the Spurs stuff up top, never thought to venture down here before.

It's been an exciting couple years for Mizzou, and I know it'd be more than a little douchy to suddenly show up in this thread and start talking Missouri up. I'll just say that in general, the common perception of Missouri fans and how the program fits in with the SEC is pretty accurate -- we've all been eager to fit in and show we belong (maybe overeager), and there's kind of a chip there in that the school and fan base feels like it's seen as "aw, that's cute, Missouri wants to show they're a big boy too. Good for them!" So even if our own perceived feelings of being slighted are nothing more than perceptions, it's still an awesome feeling feeling to have a year like this. :)

Hopefully the SECCG next week is as exciting as today's Iron Bowl. That'd be awfully hard to top.

People will try to troll, but I'm happy to have you guys too. Looking forward to a quality SECCG (or Auburn blowing you out of the stadium :lol)

[DesignatedT]

Hello SEC thread, Missouri Tigers fan here. I usually just browse the Spurs stuff up top, never thought to venture down here before.

It's been an exciting couple years for Mizzou, and I know it'd be more than a little douchy to suddenly show up in this thread and start talking Missouri up. I'll just say that in general, the common perception of Missouri fans and how the program fits in with the SEC is pretty accurate -- we've all been eager to fit in and show we belong (maybe overeager), and there's kind of a chip there in that the school and fan base feels like it's seen as "aw, that's cute, Missouri wants to show they're a big boy too. Good for them!" So even if our own perceived feelings of being slighted are nothing more than perceptions, it's still an awesome feeling feeling to have a year like this. :)

Hopefully the SECCG next week is as exciting as today's Iron Bowl. That'd be awfully hard to top.

:tu

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbAeA4LCAAAVQ5O.png

[LakerHater]

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: 15 Central Florida vs. 6 Baylor
1st BCS Bowl berth for both schools


Discover Orange Bowl: 12 Clemson vs. 7 Ohio State
OSU: 10th BCS bowl appearance (most all-time)


Rose Bowl presented by VIZIO: No. 5 Stanford vs. No. 4 Michigan State.

[LakerHater]

2013-14 College Football Bowl Schedule



Bowl

Location/Tickets

Date/Time

Network



Gildan New Mexico
Washington vs. Colorado State

Albuquerque, N.M.
University Stadium

Dec. 21
2 p.m.

ESPN



Royal Purple Las Vegas
Fresno State vs. USC

Las Vegas
Sam Boyd Stadium

Dec. 21
3:30 p.m.

ABC



Famous Idaho Potato
Buffalo vs. San Diego State

Boise, Idaho
Bronco Stadium

Dec. 21
5:30 p.m.

ESPN



R+L Carriers New Orleans
Tulane vs. Louisiana-Lafayette

New Orleans
Mercedes-Benz Superdome

Dec. 21
9 p.m.

ESPN



Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg
East Carolina vs. Ohio

St. Petersburg, Fla.
Tropicana Field

Dec. 23
2 p.m.

ESPN



Sheraton Hawaii
Boise State vs. Oregon State

Honolulu
Aloha Stadium

Dec. 24
8 p.m.

ESPN



Little Caesars Pizza
Pittsburgh vs. Bowling Green

Detroit
Ford Field

Dec. 26
6 p.m.

ESPN



S.D. County Credit Union Poinsettia
Utah State vs. Northern Illinois

San Diego
Qualcomm Stadium

Dec. 26
9:30 p.m.

ESPN



Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman
Marshall vs. Maryland

Annapolis, Md.
Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium

Dec. 27
2:30 p.m.

ESPN



Texas
Syracuse vs. Minnesota

Houston
Reliant Stadium

Dec. 27
6 p.m.

ESPN



Fight Hunger
BYU vs. Washington

San Francisco
AT&T Park

Dec. 27
9:30 p.m.

ESPN



New Era Pinstripe
Rutgers vs. Notre Dame

Bronx, N.Y.
Yankee Stadium

Dec. 28
Noon

ESPN



Belk
Cincinnati vs. North Carolina

Charlotte, N.C.
Bank of America Stadium

Dec. 28
3:20 p.m.

ESPN



Russell Athletic
Miami vs. Louisville

Orlando, Fla.
Florida Citrus Bowl

Dec. 28
6:45 p.m.

ESPN



Buffalo Wild Wings
Michigan vs. Kansas State

Tempe, Ariz.
Sun Devil Stadium

Dec. 28
10:15 p.m.

ESPN



Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
Middle Tennessee vs. Navy

Fort Worth, Texas
Amon G. Carter Stadium

Dec. 30
11:45 a.m.

ESPN



Franklin American Mortgage Music City
Ole Miss vs. Georgia Tech

Nashville, Tenn.
LP Field

Dec. 30
3:15 p.m.

ESPN



Valero Alamo
Oregon vs. Texas

San Antonio
Alamodome

Dec. 30
6:45 p.m.

ESPN



National University Holiday
Arizona State vs. Texas Tech

San Diego
Qualcomm Stadium

Dec. 30
10:15 p.m.

ESPN



AdvoCare V100
Arizona vs. Boston College

Shreveport, La.
Independence Stadium

Dec. 31
12:30 p.m.

ESPN



Hyundai Sun
Virginia Tech vs. UCLA

El Paso, Texas
Sun Bowl

Dec. 31
2 p.m.

CBS



AutoZone Liberty
Rice vs. Mississippi State

Memphis, Tenn.
Liberty Bowl

Dec. 31
4 p.m.

ESPN



Chick-fil-A
Duke vs. Texas A&M

Atlanta
Georgia Dome

Dec. 31
8 p.m.

ESPN



TaxSlayer.com Gator
Nebraska vs. Georgia

Jacksonville, Fla.
Everbank Field

Jan. 1
Noon

ESPN2



Heart of Dallas
UNLV vs. North Texas

Dallas
Cotton Bowl

Jan. 1
Noon

ESPNU



Capital One
Wisconsin vs. South Carolina

Orlando, Fla.
Florida Citrus Bowl

Jan. 1
1 p.m.

ABC



Outback
Iowa vs. LSU

Tampa, Fla.
Raymond James Stadium

Jan. 1
1 p.m.

ESPN



Rose Bowl Game presented by VIZIO
Stanford vs. Michigan State

Pasadena, Calif.
Rose Bowl

Jan. 1
5 p.m.

ESPN



Tostitos Fiesta
UCF vs. Baylor

Glendale, Ariz.
U. of Phoenix Stadium

Jan. 1
8:30 p.m.

ESPN



Allstate Sugar
Oklahoma vs. Alabama

New Orleans
Louisiana Superdome

Jan. 2
8:30 p.m.

ESPN



Discover Orange
Clemson vs. Ohio State

Miami
Sun Life Stadium

Jan. 3
TBD

ESPN



AT&T Cotton
Oklahoma State vs. Missouri

Arlington, Texas
AT&T Stadium

Jan. 3
7:30 p.m.

FOX



BBVA Compass
Vanderbilt vs. Houston

Birmingham, Ala.
Legion Field

Jan. 4
1 p.m.

ESPN



GoDaddy
Arkansas State vs. Ball State

Mobile, Ala.
Ladd-Peebles Stadium

Jan. 5
9 p.m.

ESPN



VIZIO BCS National Championship
Florida State vs. Auburn

Pasadena, Calif.
Rose Bowl

Jan. 6
8:30 p.m.

ESPN

[DesignatedT]

Oregon / Texas should be interesting :lol

Outside of a couple games it seems like a very underwhelming bowl season tbh

[Obstructed_View]

So Baylor's reward for winning their conference is to play the weakest BCS team? Seems legit.

[Pelicans78]

So Baylor's reward for winning their conference is to play the weakest BCS team? Seems legit.

Big 12 was the weakest AQ conference this season yet they had two teams get into the BCS. PAC-12 got screwed. They were on par with the SEC this season and only got Stanford in. Oregon deserved a berth over OU.

[Obstructed_View]

Big 12 was the weakest AQ conference this season yet they had two teams get into the BCS. PAC-12 got screwed. They were on par with the SEC this season and only got Stanford in. Oregon deserved a berth over OU.

So much fail in four sentences. lol

[Vito Corleone]

Big 12 was the weakest AQ conference this season yet they had two teams get into the BCS. PAC-12 got screwed. They were on par with the SEC this season and only got Stanford in. Oregon deserved a berth over OU.

According to the last numbers I saw the Big 12 was very high, ranked either 2nd or 3rd. I do agree about Oklahoma, but I think OSU should have gotten the call not OU.

[Bill_Brasky]

ou doesn't deserve their bowl. talk about a shit stained bowl season.

[Hoops Czar]

Big 12 was the weakest AQ conference this season yet they had two teams get into the BCS. PAC-12 got screwed. They were on par with the SEC this season and only got Stanford in. Oregon deserved a berth over OU.

Not including the AAC, the ACC is the worst AQ conference followed by the BIg 10. Not sure where your getting your intel from.

[symple19]

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[symple19]

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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao