I've never measured my penis.....

[Avante]

....so how do you get an accurate read?

What would you listen to while taking the measurement?

[Wild Cobra]

These people who brag about their length probably measure from their ass. The proper way is to measure from the pelvic bone.

[Avante]

These people who brag about their length probably measure from their ass. The proper way is to measure from the pelvic bone.

Alright, well I got a ruler, hmmmm...let me get a yard stick, be right back.

[Latarian Milton]

never measured mine either but it's about the same size as my thumb (when not erected of course, in fact it's rarely erected cuz im such a badass celibate), ain't too big or thick but still smooth enough to urinate imho.

[Avante]

Ok, I got out some old Playboys but it didn't work. I don't have any dirty books. I can't get a hardon, simple as that.

[Avante]

never measured mine either but it's about the same size as my thumb (when not erected of course, in fact it's rarely erected cuz im such a badass celibate), ain't too big or thick but still smooth enough to urinate imho.

Dude, look.......we get it..ok? You are celibate....O-K! I really do get it, honest..alright?

[Avante]

Ok I got the hardon, be right back....

[lefty]

If you can fit in your ass, it's probably huge

[Avante]

lefty, try again, ok?

Ok here's what I got.....9 1/2. Hmmmm?

There's gotta be some song that fits the occasion, hmmmm?

[Latarian Milton]

im proud to be a celibate and i never get bored of bragging about it tbh

[Avante]

im proud to be a celibate and i never get bored of bragging about it tbh

I'm not talking about you I'm talking about me, I'm tired of hearing it. Having that goofy looking avatar doesn't help matters.

[Latarian Milton]

too bad our avatars don't have to get disabled for the heavy traffic tonight (thanks to the return of the spurstalk chatroom which had been missed for too long). like i said in another thread, people can chat in the right place now rather than in a game thread dropping lol & lmao posts one after another (which are basically a waste of bandwidth), and it indeed saves alot of cyber space.

[The Reckoning]

had to measure for condom size and filled out a survey to send free condoms to africa :tu.

[DJR210]

I'd listen to:

1. Memphis Blues – W.C. Handy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/w-c-handy/)
2. Crazy Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/crazy-blues-mamie-smith/) – Mamie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/mamie-smith/)
3. Pine Top Boogie (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pinetops-boogie-woogie-pine-top-smith/) – Pine Top Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/pine-top-smith/)
4. Dust My Broom (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/dust-my-broom-elmore-james/) – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
5. Boogie Chillen (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/boogie-chillen-john-lee-hooker/) – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
6. Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
7. Stormy Monday – T-Bone Walker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/t-bone-walker/)
8. Hellhound On My Trail – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
9. Spoonful – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
10. The Thrill Is Gone (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-thrill-is-gone-b-b-king/) – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
11. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/good-morning-little-schoolgirl-sonny-boy-williamson/) – Sonny Boy Williamson I (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sonny-boy-williamson/)
12. Born Under A Bad Sign – Albert King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/albert-king/)
13. Forty Four Blues – Roosevelt Sykes (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/roosevelt-sykes/)
14. Smokestack Lightnin’ (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/smokestack-lightnin-howlin-wolf/) – Howlin’ Wolf (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/howlin-wolf/)
15. Statesboro Blues – Taj Mahal (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/taj-mahal/)
16. Hoochie Coochie Man (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/hoochie-coochie-man-muddy-waters/) – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
17. Juke (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/juke-little-walter/)- Little Walter (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-walter/)
18. The Little Red Rooster (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-little-red-rooster-willie-dixon/) – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
19. Come In My Kitchen – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
20. I’m a King Bee – Slim Harpo (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/slim-harpo/)
21. The Things That I Used To Do (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-things-that-i-used-to-do-guitar-slim/) – Guitar Slim (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/guitar-slim/)
22. Back Door Man – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
23. It’s My Own Fault – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
24. I’m Tore Down – Freddie King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/freddie-king/)
25. T-Bone Blues – T-Bone Walker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/t-bone-walker/)
26. Sweet Home Chicago (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/sweet-home-chicago-robert-johnson/) – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
27. Preaching The Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/preaching-the-blues-son-house/) – Son House (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/eddie-james-son-house-jr/)
28. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down & Out (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/nobody-knows-you-when-youre-down-and-out-bessie-smith/) – Bessie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bessie-smith/)
29. I Can’t Be Satisfied – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
30. Shake Your Moneymaker – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
31. Matchbox Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/matchbox-blues-blind-lemon-jefferson/) – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
32. Hideaway – Freddie King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/freddie-king/)
33. How Long, How Long Blues – Leroy Carr (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/leroy-carr/) & Scrapper Blackwell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/scrapper-blackwell/)
34. Five Long Years – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
35. Red House – Jimi Hendrix (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/jimi-hendrix/)
36. Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
37. All Your Love – Magic Sam (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/magic-sam/)
38. Give Me Back My Wig (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/give-me-back-my-wig-hound-dog-taylor/) – Hound Dog Taylor (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/hound-dog-taylor/)
39. Reconsider Baby – Lowell Fulson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lowell-fulson/)
40. Worried Life Blues – Sleepy John Estes (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sleepy-john-estes/)
41. If Trouble Was Money (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/if-trouble-was-money-albert-collins/) – Albert Collins (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/albert-collins/)
42. I Ain’t Superstitious – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
43. Sweet Black Angel (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/sweet-black-angel-robert-nighthawk/) – Robert Nighthawk (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-nighthawk/)
44. I Know What You’re Putting Down – Louis Jordan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/louis-jordan/)
45. Black Snake Moan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/black-snake-moan-blind-lemon-jefferson/) – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
46. Ball and Chain (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/ball-and-chain-big-mama-thornton/) – Big Mama Thorton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-mama-thornton/)
47. Further On Up The Road – Bobby “Blue” Bland (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bobby-blue-bland/)
48. I Can’t Quit You Baby (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/i-cant-quit-you-baby-otis-rush/) – Otis Rush (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/otis-rush/)
49. Boom Boom (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/boom-boom-john-lee-hooker/) – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
50. Born In Chicago – Paul Butterfield (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/paul-butterfield/) Blues Band
51. Let The Good Times Roll (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/let-the-good-times-roll-louis-jordan/) – Louis Jordan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/louis-jordan/)
52. Pride and Joy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pride-and-joy-stevie-ray-vaughan/) – Stevie Ray Vaughan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stevie-ray-vaughan/)
53. Pony Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pony-blues-charley-patton/) – Charley Patton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/charley-patton/)
54. The Sky Is Crying – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
55. Catfish Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/catfish-blues-robert-petway/) – Robert Petway (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-petway/)
56. Highway 49 – Big Joe Williams (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-joe-williams/)
57. See That My Grave Is Kept Clean – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
58. Blues Before Sunrise (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-before-sunrise-leroy-carr-and-scrapper-blackwell/) – Leroy Carr (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/leroy-carr/) & Scrapper Blackwell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/scrapper-blackwell/)
59. Baby Please Don’t Go (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/baby-please-dont-go-big-joe-williams/) – Big Joe Williams (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-joe-williams/)
60. Bumble Bee – Memphis Minnie (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/memphis-minnie/)
61. I’m Ready – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
62. It Hurts Me Too (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/it-hurts-me-too-elmore-james/) – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
63. Stop Breakin’ Down – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
64. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stevie-ray-vaughan/)
65. I’m In The Mood – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
66. Me and The Devil Blues – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
67. The Walkin’ Blues – Taj Mahal (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/taj-mahal/)
68. ‘Taint Nobody’s Bizness If I Do – Bessie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bessie-smith/)
69. It’s Tight Like That – Tampa Red (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/tampa-red/)
70. Love In Vain – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
71. Evil – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
72. Baby Scratch My Back – Slim Harpo (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/slim-harpo/)
73. Wang Dang Doodle (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/wang-dang-doodle-koko-taylor/) – KoKo Taylor (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/koko-taylor/)
74. On The Road Again – Canned Heat
75. Rock Me Mama – Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/arthur-big-boy-crudup/)
76. Three O’Clock Blues – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
77. Tomorrow Night (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/tomorrow-night-lonnie-johnson/) – Lonnie Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lonnie-johnson/)
78. Boom Boom Out Go The Lights – Little Walter (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-walter/)
79. The Same Thing – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
80. West Coast Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/west-coast-blues-blind-blake/) – Blind Blake (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-blake/)
81. How Many More Years – Howlin’ Wolf (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/howlin-wolf/)
82. Cryin’ Shame – Lightnin’ Hopkins (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lightnin-hopkins/)
83. Rollin & Tumblin – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
84. Everyday I Have The Blues – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
85. Messin Around – Memphis Slim (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/memphis-slim/)
86. Blues After Hours – Pee Wee Crayton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/pee-wee-crayton/)
87. Eyesight To The Blind (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/eyesight-to-the-blind-sonny-boy-williamson-ii/) – Sonny Boy Williamson II (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sonny-boy-williamson-ii/)
88. CC Rider (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/see-see-rider-blues-ma-rainey/) – Ma Rainey (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/ma-rainey/)
89. I’m Tired – Savoy Brown
90. Graveyard Dream Blues – Ida Cox (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/ida-cox/)
91. Beaver Slide Rag – Peg Leg Howell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/peg-leg-howell/)
92. Key To The Highway (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/key-to-the-highway-jazz-gillum/) – Big Bill Broonzy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-bill-broonzy/)
93. Messin’ With The Kid (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/messin-with-the-kid-junior-wells/) – Junior Wells (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/junior-wells/)
94. The Seventh Son – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
95. As The Years Go Passing By (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/as-the-years-go-passing-by-gary-moore/) – Gary Moore (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/gary-moore/)
96. We’re Gonna Make It – Little Milton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-milton/)
97. Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee – Stick McGhee (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stick-mcghee/)
98. Hard Luck Blues – Roy Brown (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/roy-brown/)
99. Black Magic Woman – Fleetwood Mac
100. Stone Crazy – Buddy Guy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/george-buddy-guy/)

[BobaFett1]

never measured mine either but it's about the same size as my thumb (when not erected of course, in fact it's rarely erected cuz im such a badass celibate), ain't too big or thick but still smooth enough to urinate imho.

:lol

[Thebesteva]

Why do they tell u to measure from the pelvic bone? Doesn't that add more length tbh?

Plus women are fuckin idiots, any girl u talk to always claims they've been with atleast 2-3 guys with 11 inch dicks. When you look up how rare it is for guys to have anything past 7-7 1\2 u realize that women are pretty worthless when it comes to measurements. Then again, I asked a few of the same girls how long they thought an average remote controller was and they said 1 foot long.

[Paulie]

never measured mine either but it's about the same size as my thumb (when not erected of course, in fact it's rarely erected cuz im such a badass celibate), ain't too big or thick but still smooth enough to urinate imho.

:lmao

[lebomb]

im proud to be a celibate and i never get bored of bragging about it tbh


Dats cool niggra..........I had sex twice last night and once this morning before work. I never get tired of bragging about it either TBQH. :hat

[Relevancy]

You're unusual Avante, I wouldn't be surprised if you have dead bodies buried somewhere in your backyard

[lebomb]

Actually the correct way to measure according to most men who do this, start at the small of their back, underneath the ballsack to the tip of the cawk. Niggras end up with 14" pornstar cawks.

[Avante]

I'd listen to:

1. Memphis Blues – W.C. Handy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/w-c-handy/)
2. Crazy Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/crazy-blues-mamie-smith/) – Mamie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/mamie-smith/)
3. Pine Top Boogie (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pinetops-boogie-woogie-pine-top-smith/) – Pine Top Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/pine-top-smith/)
4. Dust My Broom (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/dust-my-broom-elmore-james/) – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
5. Boogie Chillen (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/boogie-chillen-john-lee-hooker/) – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
6. Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
7. Stormy Monday – T-Bone Walker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/t-bone-walker/)
8. Hellhound On My Trail – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
9. Spoonful – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
10. The Thrill Is Gone (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-thrill-is-gone-b-b-king/) – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
11. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/good-morning-little-schoolgirl-sonny-boy-williamson/) – Sonny Boy Williamson I (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sonny-boy-williamson/)
12. Born Under A Bad Sign – Albert King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/albert-king/)
13. Forty Four Blues – Roosevelt Sykes (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/roosevelt-sykes/)
14. Smokestack Lightnin’ (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/smokestack-lightnin-howlin-wolf/) – Howlin’ Wolf (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/howlin-wolf/)
15. Statesboro Blues – Taj Mahal (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/taj-mahal/)
16. Hoochie Coochie Man (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/hoochie-coochie-man-muddy-waters/) – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
17. Juke (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/juke-little-walter/)- Little Walter (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-walter/)
18. The Little Red Rooster (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-little-red-rooster-willie-dixon/) – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
19. Come In My Kitchen – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
20. I’m a King Bee – Slim Harpo (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/slim-harpo/)
21. The Things That I Used To Do (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/the-things-that-i-used-to-do-guitar-slim/) – Guitar Slim (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/guitar-slim/)
22. Back Door Man – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
23. It’s My Own Fault – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
24. I’m Tore Down – Freddie King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/freddie-king/)
25. T-Bone Blues – T-Bone Walker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/t-bone-walker/)
26. Sweet Home Chicago (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/sweet-home-chicago-robert-johnson/) – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
27. Preaching The Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/preaching-the-blues-son-house/) – Son House (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/eddie-james-son-house-jr/)
28. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down & Out (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/nobody-knows-you-when-youre-down-and-out-bessie-smith/) – Bessie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bessie-smith/)
29. I Can’t Be Satisfied – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
30. Shake Your Moneymaker – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
31. Matchbox Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/matchbox-blues-blind-lemon-jefferson/) – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
32. Hideaway – Freddie King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/freddie-king/)
33. How Long, How Long Blues – Leroy Carr (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/leroy-carr/) & Scrapper Blackwell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/scrapper-blackwell/)
34. Five Long Years – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
35. Red House – Jimi Hendrix (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/jimi-hendrix/)
36. Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
37. All Your Love – Magic Sam (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/magic-sam/)
38. Give Me Back My Wig (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/give-me-back-my-wig-hound-dog-taylor/) – Hound Dog Taylor (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/hound-dog-taylor/)
39. Reconsider Baby – Lowell Fulson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lowell-fulson/)
40. Worried Life Blues – Sleepy John Estes (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sleepy-john-estes/)
41. If Trouble Was Money (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/if-trouble-was-money-albert-collins/) – Albert Collins (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/albert-collins/)
42. I Ain’t Superstitious – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
43. Sweet Black Angel (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/sweet-black-angel-robert-nighthawk/) – Robert Nighthawk (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-nighthawk/)
44. I Know What You’re Putting Down – Louis Jordan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/louis-jordan/)
45. Black Snake Moan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/black-snake-moan-blind-lemon-jefferson/) – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
46. Ball and Chain (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/ball-and-chain-big-mama-thornton/) – Big Mama Thorton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-mama-thornton/)
47. Further On Up The Road – Bobby “Blue” Bland (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bobby-blue-bland/)
48. I Can’t Quit You Baby (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/i-cant-quit-you-baby-otis-rush/) – Otis Rush (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/otis-rush/)
49. Boom Boom (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/boom-boom-john-lee-hooker/) – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
50. Born In Chicago – Paul Butterfield (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/paul-butterfield/) Blues Band
51. Let The Good Times Roll (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/let-the-good-times-roll-louis-jordan/) – Louis Jordan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/louis-jordan/)
52. Pride and Joy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pride-and-joy-stevie-ray-vaughan/) – Stevie Ray Vaughan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stevie-ray-vaughan/)
53. Pony Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/pony-blues-charley-patton/) – Charley Patton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/charley-patton/)
54. The Sky Is Crying – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
55. Catfish Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/catfish-blues-robert-petway/) – Robert Petway (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-petway/)
56. Highway 49 – Big Joe Williams (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-joe-williams/)
57. See That My Grave Is Kept Clean – Blind Lemon Jefferson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-lemon-jefferson/)
58. Blues Before Sunrise (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-before-sunrise-leroy-carr-and-scrapper-blackwell/) – Leroy Carr (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/leroy-carr/) & Scrapper Blackwell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/scrapper-blackwell/)
59. Baby Please Don’t Go (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/baby-please-dont-go-big-joe-williams/) – Big Joe Williams (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-joe-williams/)
60. Bumble Bee – Memphis Minnie (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/memphis-minnie/)
61. I’m Ready – Muddy Waters (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/muddy-waters/)
62. It Hurts Me Too (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/it-hurts-me-too-elmore-james/) – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
63. Stop Breakin’ Down – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
64. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stevie-ray-vaughan/)
65. I’m In The Mood – John Lee Hooker (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/john-lee-hooker/)
66. Me and The Devil Blues – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
67. The Walkin’ Blues – Taj Mahal (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/taj-mahal/)
68. ‘Taint Nobody’s Bizness If I Do – Bessie Smith (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/bessie-smith/)
69. It’s Tight Like That – Tampa Red (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/tampa-red/)
70. Love In Vain – Robert Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/robert-johnson/)
71. Evil – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
72. Baby Scratch My Back – Slim Harpo (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/slim-harpo/)
73. Wang Dang Doodle (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/wang-dang-doodle-koko-taylor/) – KoKo Taylor (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/koko-taylor/)
74. On The Road Again – Canned Heat
75. Rock Me Mama – Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/arthur-big-boy-crudup/)
76. Three O’Clock Blues – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
77. Tomorrow Night (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/tomorrow-night-lonnie-johnson/) – Lonnie Johnson (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lonnie-johnson/)
78. Boom Boom Out Go The Lights – Little Walter (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-walter/)
79. The Same Thing – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
80. West Coast Blues (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/west-coast-blues-blind-blake/) – Blind Blake (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/blind-blake/)
81. How Many More Years – Howlin’ Wolf (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/howlin-wolf/)
82. Cryin’ Shame – Lightnin’ Hopkins (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/lightnin-hopkins/)
83. Rollin & Tumblin – Elmore James (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/elmore-james/)
84. Everyday I Have The Blues – B.B. King (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/b-b-king/)
85. Messin Around – Memphis Slim (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/memphis-slim/)
86. Blues After Hours – Pee Wee Crayton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/pee-wee-crayton/)
87. Eyesight To The Blind (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/eyesight-to-the-blind-sonny-boy-williamson-ii/) – Sonny Boy Williamson II (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/sonny-boy-williamson-ii/)
88. CC Rider (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/see-see-rider-blues-ma-rainey/) – Ma Rainey (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/ma-rainey/)
89. I’m Tired – Savoy Brown
90. Graveyard Dream Blues – Ida Cox (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/ida-cox/)
91. Beaver Slide Rag – Peg Leg Howell (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/peg-leg-howell/)
92. Key To The Highway (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/key-to-the-highway-jazz-gillum/) – Big Bill Broonzy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/big-bill-broonzy/)
93. Messin’ With The Kid (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/messin-with-the-kid-junior-wells/) – Junior Wells (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/junior-wells/)
94. The Seventh Son – Willie Dixon (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/willie-dixon/)
95. As The Years Go Passing By (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/as-the-years-go-passing-by-gary-moore/) – Gary Moore (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/gary-moore/)
96. We’re Gonna Make It – Little Milton (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/little-milton/)
97. Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee – Stick McGhee (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/stick-mcghee/)
98. Hard Luck Blues – Roy Brown (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/roy-brown/)
99. Black Magic Woman – Fleetwood Mac
100. Stone Crazy – Buddy Guy (http://www.aintnothinbut.com/blues-artists/george-buddy-guy/)

Impressed. Now how many of those have you actually listened to?

Which one is considered the very first blues on record?

[Avante]

You're unusual Avante, I wouldn't be surprised if you have dead bodies buried somewhere in your backyard

Dude, I could post...

Who likes buttermilk?

I 'd somehow be unusual.

[Avante]

Why do they tell u to measure from the pelvic bone? Doesn't that add more length tbh?

Plus women are fuckin idiots, any girl u talk to always claims they've been with atleast 2-3 guys with 11 inch dicks. When you look up how rare it is for guys to have anything past 7-7 1\2 u realize that women are pretty worthless when it comes to measurements. Then again, I asked a few of the same girls how long they thought an average remote controller was and they said 1 foot long.

I've always got...

"you're far more worried about it than I am"

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao

[Avante]

Looking for a tune that fits,,,,


Hmmmm?


OntwwcBVe6o

[Spur|n|Austin]

BB King: Hummingbird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7ye9ps7… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7ye9ps7xM&feature=PlayList&p=7906DAC1D72F4431&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=21)

Blister On the Moon - Taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaG9IxYe… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaG9IxYeAE)

Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwEYuues… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwEYuues6Y&feature=PlayList&p=64FA47549D1B9503&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3)

Savoy Brown Train To Nowhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsa… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsaV8)

I'm Going Home - Alvin Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P30OGJeJu… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P30OGJeJu9w)

Elmore James - Standing At The Crossroads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSWVfx39U… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSWVfx39UIs)

Canned Heat - Bullfrog Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwGrXnbM… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwGrXnbMUw)

[Avante]

BB King: Hummingbird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7ye9ps7… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm7ye9ps7xM&feature=PlayList&p=7906DAC1D72F4431&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=21)

Blister On the Moon - Taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaG9IxYe… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaG9IxYeAE)

Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwEYuues… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TwEYuues6Y&feature=PlayList&p=64FA47549D1B9503&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3)

Savoy Brown Train To Nowhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsa… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6UfMyBsaV8)

I'm Going Home - Alvin Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P30OGJeJu… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P30OGJeJu9w)

Elmore James - Standing At The Crossroads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSWVfx39U… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSWVfx39UIs)

Canned Heat - Bullfrog Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwGrXnbM… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwGrXnbMUw)

We have two covers there, which ones? Can't really call Elmore's Standing At The Crossroads a cover of Robert Johnson's...Crossroads....too different.

[DJR210]

Impressed. Now how many of those have you actually listened to?

Which one is considered the very first blues on record?

George W. Johnson's "Laughing Song" recorded in 1895 is considered by many to be the first. I suppose i could mention W.C Handy had one of the first some years later in 1912.

[Avante]

George W. Johnson's "Laughing Song" recorded in 1895 is considered by many to be the first. I suppose i could mention W.C Handy had one of the first some years later in 1912.

Ah...no.

Mamie Smith's..Crazy Blues ...from 1920 is the record all us blues historians consider to be the first.

http://www.redhotjazz.com/mamie.html