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These people who brag about their length probably measure from their ass. The proper way is to measure from the pelvic bone.
....so how do you get an accurate read?
What would you listen to while taking the measurement?
These people who brag about their length probably measure from their ass. The proper way is to measure from the pelvic bone.
Alright, well I got a ruler, hmmmm...let me get a yard stick, be right back.
never measured mine either but it's about the same size as my thumb (when not erected of course, in fact it's rarely erected cuz im such a badass celibate), ain't too big or thick but still smooth enough to urinate imho.
Ok, I got out some old Playboys but it didn't work. I don't have any dirty books. I can't get a hardon, simple as that.
Dude, look.......we get it..ok? You are celibate....O-K! I really do get it, honest..alright?
Ok I got the hardon, be right back....
If you can fit in your ass, it's probably huge
lefty, try again, ok?
Ok here's what I got.....9 1/2. Hmmmm?
There's gotta be some song that fits the occasion, hmmmm?
im proud to be a celibate and i never get bored of bragging about it tbh
I'm not talking about you I'm talking about me, I'm tired of hearing it. Having that goofy looking avatar doesn't help matters.
too bad our avatars don't have to get disabled for the heavy traffic tonight (thanks to the return of the spurstalk chatroom which had been missed for too long). like i said in another thread, people can chat in the right place now rather than in a game thread dropping lol & lmao posts one after another (which are basically a waste of bandwidth), and it indeed saves alot of cyber space.
had to measure for condom size and filled out a survey to send free condoms to africa.
I'd listen to:
1. Memphis Blues – W.C. Handy
2. Crazy Blues – Mamie Smith
3. Pine Top Boogie – Pine Top Smith
4. Dust My Broom – Elmore James
5. Boogie Chillen – John Lee Hooker
6. Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
7. Stormy Monday – T-Bone Walker
8. hound On My Trail – Robert Johnson
9. Spoonful – Willie Dixon
10. The Thrill Is Gone – B.B. King
11. Good Morning Little Schoolgirl – Sonny Boy Williamson I
12. Born Under A Bad Sign – Albert King
13. Forty Four Blues – Roosevelt Sykes
14. Smokestack Lightnin’ – Howlin’ Wolf
15. Statesboro Blues – Taj Mahal
16. Hoochie Coochie Man – Muddy Waters
17. Juke - Little Walter
18. The Little Red Rooster – Willie Dixon
19. Come In My Kitchen – Robert Johnson
20. I’m a King Bee – Slim Harpo
21. The Things That I Used To Do – Guitar Slim
22. Back Door Man – Willie Dixon
23. It’s My Own Fault – B.B. King
24. I’m Tore Down – Freddie King
25. T-Bone Blues – T-Bone Walker
26. Sweet Home Chicago – Robert Johnson
27. Preaching The Blues – Son House
28. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down & Out – Bessie Smith
29. I Can’t Be Satisfied – Muddy Waters
30. Shake Your Moneymaker – Elmore James
31. Matchbox Blues – Blind Lemon Jefferson
32. Hideaway – Freddie King
33. How Long, How Long Blues – Leroy Carr & Scrapper Blackwell
34. Five Long Years – B.B. King
35. Red House – Jimi Hendrix
36. Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson
37. All Your Love – Magic Sam
38. Give Me Back My Wig – Hound Dog Taylor
39. Reconsider Baby – Lowell Fulson
40. Worried Life Blues – Sleepy John Estes
41. If Trouble Was Money – Albert Collins
42. I Ain’t Supers ious – Willie Dixon
43. Sweet Black Angel – Robert Nighthawk
44. I Know What You’re Putting Down – Louis Jordan
45. Black Snake Moan – Blind Lemon Jefferson
46. Ball and Chain – Big Mama Thorton
47. Further On Up The Road – Bobby “Blue” Bland
48. I Can’t Quit You Baby – Otis Rush
49. Boom Boom – John Lee Hooker
50. Born In Chicago – Paul Butterfield Blues Band
51. Let The Good Times Roll – Louis Jordan
52. Pride and Joy – Stevie Ray Vaughan
53. Pony Blues – Charley Patton
54. The Sky Is Crying – Elmore James
55. Catfish Blues – Robert Petway
56. Highway 49 – Big Joe Williams
57. See That My Grave Is Kept Clean – Blind Lemon Jefferson
58. Blues Before Sunrise – Leroy Carr & Scrapper Blackwell
59. Baby Please Don’t Go – Big Joe Williams
60. Bumble Bee – Memphis Minnie
61. I’m Ready – Muddy Waters
62. It Hurts Me Too – Elmore James
63. Stop Breakin’ Down – Robert Johnson
64. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan
65. I’m In The Mood – John Lee Hooker
66. Me and The Devil Blues – Robert Johnson
67. The Walkin’ Blues – Taj Mahal
68. ‘Taint Nobody’s Bizness If I Do – Bessie Smith
69. It’s Tight Like That – Tampa Red
70. Love In Vain – Robert Johnson
71. Evil – Willie Dixon
72. Baby Scratch My Back – Slim Harpo
73. Wang Dang Doodle – KoKo Taylor
74. On The Road Again – Canned Heat
75. Rock Me Mama – Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup
76. Three O’Clock Blues – B.B. King
77. Tomorrow Night – Lonnie Johnson
78. Boom Boom Out Go The Lights – Little Walter
79. The Same Thing – Willie Dixon
80. West Coast Blues – Blind Blake
81. How Many More Years – Howlin’ Wolf
82. Cryin’ Shame – Lightnin’ Hopkins
83. Rollin & Tumblin – Elmore James
84. Everyday I Have The Blues – B.B. King
85. Messin Around – Memphis Slim
86. Blues After Hours – Pee Wee Crayton
87. Eyesight To The Blind – Sonny Boy Williamson II
88. CC Rider – Ma Rainey
89. I’m Tired – Savoy Brown
90. Graveyard Dream Blues – Ida Cox
91. Beaver Slide Rag – Peg Leg Howell
92. Key To The Highway – Big Bill Broonzy
93. Messin’ With The Kid – Junior Wells
94. The Seventh Son – Willie Dixon
95. As The Years Go Passing By – Gary Moore
96. We’re Gonna Make It – Little Milton
97. Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee – Stick McGhee
98. Hard Luck Blues – Roy Brown
99. Black Magic Woman – Fleetwood Mac
100. Stone Crazy – Buddy Guy
Why do they tell u to measure from the pelvic bone? Doesn't that add more length tbh?
Plus women are in idiots, any girl u talk to always claims they've been with atleast 2-3 guys with 11 inch s. When you look up how rare it is for guys to have anything past 7-7 1\2 u realize that women are pretty worthless when it comes to measurements. Then again, I asked a few of the same girls how long they thought an average remote controller was and they said 1 foot long.
Dats cool niggra..........I had sex twice last night and once this morning before work. I never get tired of bragging about it either TBQH.
You're unusual Avante, I wouldn't be surprised if you have dead bodies buried somewhere in your backyard
Actually the correct way to measure according to most men who do this, start at the small of their back, underneath the ballsack to the tip of the cawk. Niggras end up with 14" pornstar cawks.
Impressed. Now how many of those have you actually listened to?
Which one is considered the very first blues on record?
Dude, I could post...
Who likes buttermilk?
I 'd somehow be unusual.
I've always got...
"you're far more worried about it than I am"
Looking for a tune that fits,,,,
Hmmmm?
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