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Technique
05-18-2013, 03:19 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2461/gansevortdalempert.jpg

I'm on the right. Asked what he thought about the Grizz Spurs he said Spurs in 6. Cool ass dude.

AaronY
05-18-2013, 03:21 PM
Did anything interesting happen?..

DMC
05-18-2013, 03:42 PM
Who's the nig in the middle?

Suspect
05-18-2013, 03:47 PM
What club?

Technique
05-18-2013, 04:00 PM
Dude was with his white girl n her friends, so I was hanging out with his girl's friends cause our table was right next to his. He was the only black dude there and nobody knew who he was.

It was at Gonsevoort rooftop.

Trill Clinton
05-18-2013, 04:19 PM
pic looks mighty zesty...and that nigga's knuckle's are ashy as fuck.

Spurs9
05-18-2013, 06:07 PM
Birdman BIRDMAN

My buddy saw Birdman making it rain at the Palace last year when the Nuggets were in town.

http://i.imgur.com/WcxT0V0.jpg

Durant82
05-18-2013, 06:10 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2461/gansevortdalempert.jpg

I'm on the right. Asked what he thought about the Grizz Spurs he said Spurs in 6. Cool ass dude.

No offense but you and your friends look like HarlemHeats.

Technique
05-18-2013, 06:19 PM
No offense but you and your friends look like HarlemHeats.

None taken keyboard jockey.

Technique
05-18-2013, 06:24 PM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2695/54444438271114901721207.jpghttp://imageshack.us/a/img401/1196/24651038179446610075682.jpg

My dude is a promoter so he's always partying with ball players. Met Danny Green 2 nights in a row last summer.

lefty
05-18-2013, 06:29 PM
Birdman hooking up with ugly ass chicks

Suspect
05-18-2013, 06:29 PM
No offense but you and your friends look like HarlemHeats.
:lmao

rayjayjohnson
05-18-2013, 06:36 PM
I prefer when you had some degree of anonymity. Now I know you're just another homo looking twat the mystique is gone

Mugen
05-18-2013, 06:42 PM
Those are some great white pants.

Latarian Milton
05-18-2013, 11:01 PM
any rumors spurs would sign up his ass this summer? guy is a FA and would be a nice addition to the spurs current squad imho

hater
05-18-2013, 11:13 PM
:lmao who's the faggot holding Danny Green by the waist? :lmao

DeadlyDynasty
05-18-2013, 11:20 PM
Those are some great white pants.

:rollin


Dude should've cropped his Hadji-looking ass out of the pic. Where's Tacker to photoshop a turbin when you need him

Nathan89
05-18-2013, 11:29 PM
:lmao who's the faggot holding Danny Green by the waist? :lmao

:lmao

Technique
05-18-2013, 11:40 PM
:lol Buncha mavs>spurs dudes up in here

I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse

DeadlyDynasty
05-18-2013, 11:51 PM
I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse

Says the guy in white pants who is friends with:

1. a guy who likes to hold dudes by the waist and
2. a brotha wearing a floral flannel

Technique
05-18-2013, 11:54 PM
Says the guy in white pants who is friends with:

1. a guy who likes to hold dudes by the waist and
2. a brotha wearing a floral flannel

Aight why is some faggot gambler addict from montana commenting on my style. Go look at Ibakas dick.

Durant82
05-18-2013, 11:58 PM
Says the guy in white pants who is friends with:

1. a guy who likes to hold dudes by the waist and
2. a brotha wearing a floral flannel
:lmao

Durant82
05-18-2013, 11:59 PM
:lol Buncha mavs>spurs dudes up in here

I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse
Yeah that really seems likely with those sausagefest pics you post to brag to ppl on the internet.

Jacob1983
05-19-2013, 12:01 AM
Any Wolfpack moments?

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:01 AM
:lol ^beta fag making knob slobbering trolls on the internet

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:03 AM
Aight why is some faggot gambler addict from montana commenting on my style. Go look at Ibakas dick.

:lolWhere did you come up with Montana? I wouldn't call anybody else gay if I wore white pants, had a glitter-kitty avatar, and posted pics of my metro friends on the internets.

glass houses, etc, naw mean?

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:04 AM
:lol ^beta fag making knob slobbering trolls on the internet
Did you and your buddy hold hands behind Dalembert's waist in that picture?

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:05 AM
had a glitter-kitty avatar
:lmao

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:09 AM
Yeah that really seems likely with those sausagefest pics you post to brag to ppl on the internet.

but all joking aside...^this. Post some pics of you with some dimes and that'll shut us up. Hell, just a pic w/ any female is a step in the right direction.

HI-FI
05-19-2013, 12:09 AM
Joe Lo Truglio going HAM on SpursTalk.

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:11 AM
:lolWhere did you come up with Montana? I wouldn't call anybody else gay if I wore white pants, had a glitter-kitty avatar, and posted pics of my metro friends on the internets.

glass houses, etc, naw mean?

:lol I like how you ignore the fact that you're a homosexual gambling addict. At least that was spot on. You're the most socially detached poster on this board. Keep wasting the few pennies that you make on retarded ass bets though.

The bitches eat up what I rock, I'm cool with some random beta ass pussy hating though.

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:12 AM
but all joking aside...^this. Post some pics of you with some dimes and that'll shut us up. Hell, just a pic w/ any female is a step in the right direction.

:lol just as I suspected, the faggot wants to see more pics. I'll pm you a dick shot so you can rest easy buddy.

AaronY
05-19-2013, 12:16 AM
Epic thread developing..

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:16 AM
The bitches eat up what I rock
By "bitches" i assume you mean "fat skanks desperate enough to be impressed by a 5-2 guinea who jizzes his pants over meeting an NBA scrub"

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:18 AM
:lol I like how you ignore the fact that you're a homosexual gambling addict. At least that was spot on. You're the most socially detached poster on this board. Keep wasting the few pennies that you make on retarded ass bets though.

The bitches eat up what I rock, I'm cool with some random beta ass pussy hating though.
:lmao:lmao:lmao
Did you miss the part about calling somebody else gay after posting a meat market pic with you sporting white pants? I love to gamble, never hid that fact. I also don't hide behind sparkle tigers and confuse Miami with Montana.

:lol just as I suspected, the faggot wants to see more pics. I'll pm you a dick shot so you can rest easy buddy.
I asked for pics of these females "that eat up what you tock"....yet you have none.

fevertrees
05-19-2013, 12:18 AM
"Promoter" :lol:

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:21 AM
"Promoter" :lol:
:lol 99% of the time douchebags who call themselves club promoters are those dickfaces who stand around handing out fliers to ppl who don't give a shit. A real promoter wouldn't give two shits about Danny Green, much less lovingly put his arm around his waist.

TE
05-19-2013, 12:22 AM
Technique is playing with fire considering what we know tbh:lol

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:22 AM
Guess who else likes to rock the white pants...

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/09_03_10/Guest,-Richard-Jefferson,-Andrew-Azoulay,-Karen-Azoulay-and-Ian-Duke.jpg

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:23 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao
Did you miss the part about calling somebody else gay after posting a meat market pic with you sporting white pants? I love to gamble, never hid that fact. I also don't hide behind sparkle tigers and confuse Miami with Montana.

I asked for pics of these females "that eat up what you tock"....yet you have none.

Hold up, so you claim to live in Miami, but consider white pants taboo? Do you even leave your basement to go food shopping? Or you just get the local chinese delivered. This is worse than I thought.

I know your gay tricks bro, subtely asking me to post pics of me with girls when you secretly want to check out my cock like you do ibakas.

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:24 AM
At least RJ could feign heterosexuality with a bitch on his arm though...still waiting for your evidence

Jacob1983
05-19-2013, 12:25 AM
So was he nice and friendly or one of those douchebag celebrities that think they're awesome and the best at everything and look down on regular people?

lefty
05-19-2013, 12:25 AM
http://mjcdn.motherjones.com/preset_16/jason-collins.jpg

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:25 AM
Hold up, so you claim to live in Miami, but consider white pants taboo? Do you even leave your basement to go food shopping? Or you just get the local chinese delivered. This is worse than I thought.

I know your gay tricks bro, subtely asking me to post pics of me with girls when you secretly want to check out my cock like you do ibakas.
White pants aren't taboo, they just happen to be worn by gay guys and douchebags. Which are you?

AaronY
05-19-2013, 12:26 AM
Excellent debate

benefactor
05-19-2013, 12:26 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2205978880/h23088E36/

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:26 AM
Hold up, so you claim to live in Miami, but consider white pants taboo? Do you even leave your basement to go food shopping? Or you just get the local chinese delivered. This is worse than I thought.

I know your gay tricks bro, subtely asking me to post pics of me with girls when you secretly want to check out my cock like you do ibakas.

Post #20 in this thread and counting w/o a female pic

LkrFan
05-19-2013, 12:27 AM
:lol 99% of the time douchebags who call themselves club promoters are those dickfaces who stand around handing out fliers to ppl who don't give a shit. A real promoter wouldn't give two shits about Danny Green, much less lovingly put his arm around his waist.
:lol

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:28 AM
Post #20 in this thread and counting w/o a female pic
At least he seems all too eager to want to send you a dick pic.

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:28 AM
Guess who else likes to rock the white pants...

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/09_03_10/Guest,-Richard-Jefferson,-Andrew-Azoulay,-Karen-Azoulay-and-Ian-Duke.jpg

http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/arnold-s-070912sp.jpg

:lol haters gon hate

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:30 AM
At least he seems all too eager to want to send you a dick pic.

It's just kinda sketchy that there's none to be found. I look up an RJ pic to rip on him and even that has a couple broads in it.

Technique, even a pic with you hugging your Mom could help save face at this point.

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:31 AM
Post #20 in this thread and counting w/o a female pic

Damn.. Counting too? You really do have an addictive personally. If not gambling, it's dicks.

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:32 AM
http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/arnold-s-070912sp.jpg

:lol haters gon hate

that got him this:

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mildred2.jpg

with a mexican chud-baby to boot

Thebesteva
05-19-2013, 12:32 AM
Why would anyone post a pic of themselves on SPurstalk NBA forum? That's a disaster waiting to happen tbh

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:33 AM
Damn.. Counting too? You really do have an addictive personally. If not gambling, it's dicks.

Alright, that's the killshot...you win. I wave the white pants

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:34 AM
Alright, that's the killshot...you win. I wave the white pants

:lol So now you admit you have white pants? Is that why you were so offended? Just come out already, HH paved the way.

Durant82
05-19-2013, 12:36 AM
http://cdn3.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/arnold-s-070912sp.jpg

:lol haters gon hate
Yeah that guy thought it was a good idea to procreate with this -

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/arnold-schwarzenegger-s-mistress-maria-cried-with-me.jpg

so i guess we all know what kind of "bitches" you're hunting for :lmao

AaronY
05-19-2013, 12:36 AM
:lol So now you admit you have white pants? Is that why you were so offended? Just come out already, HH paved the way.
Betas gonna bate brah, don't even pay them no mind, you just keep being the Tru Alpha that you most definitely are..

Reck
05-19-2013, 12:37 AM
Those are some great white pants.

This shit made me :lol.

But ya'll some heartless fucks. Cant go a couple of posts without being judgemental and condescending as hell.

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:37 AM
:lol 99% of the time douchebags who call themselves club promoters are those dickfaces who stand around handing out fliers to ppl who don't give a shit. A real promoter wouldn't give two shits about Danny Green, much less lovingly put his arm around his waist.

:lol This clueless motherfucker... These athletes pay thousands for bottle service. Green was charged $5000 for a bottle both nights. My boy racked in $1000 from him alone.

Leave the money making to the big boys faggot troll

lefty
05-19-2013, 12:38 AM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2461/gansevortdalempert.jpg

I'm on the right. Asked what he thought about the Grizz Spurs he said Spurs in 6. Cool ass dude.


Dalembert and Technique are officially gay
(plus Technique says /cool ass" in his post)

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Zach+Randolph+Mike+Conley+2011+ESPY+Awards+7imAFOL mqQux.jpg

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:39 AM
:lol So now you admit you have white pants? Is that why you were so offended? Just come out already, HH paved the way.

No, can't say I do...I just give in to your incredible sense of style and cunning wit.:yield

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:41 AM
:lol This clueless motherfucker... These athletes pay thousands for bottle service. Green was charged $5000 for a bottle both nights. My boy racked in $1000 from him alone.

Leave the money making to the big boys faggot troll
Yet all that money didn't get you any closer to pussy...not even by proxy. Unless of course you have evidence to the contrary

Technique
05-19-2013, 12:41 AM
No, can't say I do...I just give in to your incredible sense of style and cunning wit.:yield

Even though you're beta as fuck.

I accept your conceding ways

midnightpulp
05-19-2013, 12:45 AM
:lol This thread

AaronY
05-19-2013, 12:45 AM
Ya, that pic in the OP definitely screams alpha..not even a question..

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:45 AM
Even though you're beta as fuck.

I accept your conceding ways

Another basket for white pants

ElNono
05-19-2013, 12:47 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2000050/prince-o.gif

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 12:50 AM
:loldet moment when you realize you shouldn't have clicked +New Thread

Durant82
05-19-2013, 01:09 AM
:loldet moment when you realize you shouldn't have clicked +New Thread
rofl what must have been going through his mind. "Oh man i can't wait to post this Dalembert picture! Those guys will think i'm totally badass AND see my hot white pants! This is my best idea since my sparklekitty avatar! I fuckin rule!"

100%duncan
05-19-2013, 01:19 AM
Why would anyone post a pic of themselves on SPurstalk NBA forum? That's a disaster waiting to happen tbh

This tbh :lol

I knew OP will receive so much shit after posting his pics. :lol

Thebesteva
05-19-2013, 01:23 AM
:loldet moment when you realize you shouldn't have clicked +New Thread

OP tbh

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/I-immediately-regret-this-decision-anchorman.gif

Technique
05-19-2013, 01:26 AM
:lol I don't take the internet that seriously. Was more of an NBA player relating to the Spurs.

apalisoc_9
05-19-2013, 01:28 AM
Dalembert and Technique are officially gay
(plus Technique says /cool ass" in his post)

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Zach+Randolph+Mike+Conley+2011+ESPY+Awards+7imAFOL mqQux.jpg

Damn conley chick is fine!

Reck
05-19-2013, 01:29 AM
:lol I don't take the internet that seriously. Was more of an NBA player relating to the Spurs.

Enough to defend your white pants though.

HI-FI
05-19-2013, 01:29 AM
OP tbh

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/I-immediately-regret-this-decision-anchorman.gif

:lol
i agree about posting personal stuff on here. worse than the shit you'll receive, i wouldn't want my personal identity linked to some of the stupid shit I say on here, most of which is tongue in cheek.

Sean Cagney
05-19-2013, 01:30 AM
Birdman hooking up with ugly ass chicksHey atleast it is not little boys! Wait....

I see what you are saying there man, them ducks look busted in that pic! I guess he doesn't care about looks when it comes to his women lol. They look horrid, some average everyday dude could get that.

Technique
05-19-2013, 01:30 AM
Enough to defend your white pants though.

That's for shits and giggles. This is all entertainment

Bynumite
05-19-2013, 01:30 AM
http://qikr.co/files/pics/b/bish97722.gif

apalisoc_9
05-19-2013, 01:31 AM
:lol I don't take the internet that seriously. Was more of an NBA player relating to the Spurs.

Op, you probably regret posting pics. That said, I don't see any reason why wearing white pants is considred gay. I don't wear white pants because it's too flamboyant for my taste, that said, bishes love dat kind of shit. Maybe cut a few pounds op because you're currently fat and flamboyant shit doesnt really work well with fat people.

Technique
05-19-2013, 01:33 AM
Op, you probably regret posting pics. That said, I don't see any reason why wearing white pants s gay. I don't wear white pants because it's too flamboyant for my taste, that said, bishes love dat kind of shit. Maybe cut a few pounds op because you're currently fat and flamboyant shit doesnt really work well with fat people.

:lol My man I got abs... That's all muscle.

But, shit... If anything fat people are the most obnoxious and flamboyant dudes out there.

http://www.islanddefjam.com/images/local/500/0524df93-7e17-40a7-93eb-4bfd896fbf43.jpg

AaronY
05-19-2013, 01:35 AM
Yeah, you look ripped..strong jawline..

Technique
05-19-2013, 01:37 AM
Yeah, you look ripped..strong jawline..

:lol

AaronY
05-19-2013, 01:40 AM
:lol
i agree about posting personal stuff on here. worse than the shit you'll receive, i wouldn't want my personal identity linked to some of the stupid shit I say on here, most of which is tongue in cheek.
Ya, gf hears me giggling in front of the computer sometimes..looks at me like I'm a halfwit..would be embarrassed to let anyone I know see my posts on any of the message boards I frequent..

apalisoc_9
05-19-2013, 01:42 AM
:lol

I might spend a a couple of weeks in NY with my half-brother in july, you know of any places with "Skanks" but look decent type of girls there? Been dry ever since i dumped the GF a year ago...:depressed

Hit me up with the bitches you're talking about...

Latarian Milton
05-19-2013, 01:46 AM
http://qikr.co/files/pics/b/bish97722.gif
nigga should've tapped bitch's ass and it'd be fun to see how the bitch reacts. if bitch was professional enough she would've acted like nothing had happened, even if nigga had pulled her panties down tbh

Rick Santorum
05-19-2013, 01:51 AM
OP looks like a dyke with one of those short haircuts...not the bull but the bitch imo

Thebesteva
05-19-2013, 02:01 AM
I might spend a a couple of weeks in NY with my half-brother in july, you know of any places with "Skanks" but look decent type of girls there? Been dry ever since i dumped the GF a year ago...:depressed

Hit me up with the bitches you're talking about...

1 year drought? Damn...sorry brotha. That's tough...

apalisoc_9
05-19-2013, 02:12 AM
1 year drought? Damn...sorry brotha. That's tough...

yeah, sounds awfull but i really didnt realize it about until a couple of months ago.

So where the fck is techniuque? Hit me up with bishes man

Technique
05-19-2013, 02:25 AM
yeah, sounds awfull but i really didnt realize it about until a couple of months ago.

So where the fck is techniuque? Hit me up with bishes man

Aight here's the deal. The cardinal sin of clubbing, is don't go in with just dudes. You're gonna be charged double if it's just you and 3 guy friends, after you wait in line for about an hour. I get paid to bring in girls. Only time sausage fests go in is when you pay for bottle service or each person opens a $150 bar tab.

That said, there's one club you go to if you're just trying to hook up and grind with some skanks, and that's Tenjune. My favorite club in the city. I don't really know you though, but if you're looking for a good time hit up Tenjune, and be there early. Club opens at 11:30 line starts ~11 on a good day (fri,sat) and cover is only $30 around that time.

TDMVPDPOY
05-19-2013, 02:57 AM
the pic with him danny green where Technique is holding up 2 fingers or any number of fingers, is that :

2 shots per session??
or 2 fingers in the pooper?

Technique
05-19-2013, 02:58 AM
the pic with him danny green where Technique (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15971) is holding up 2 fingers or any number of fingers, is that :

2 shots per session??
or 2 fingers in the pooper?

Reread the thread Ian Thorpe

TDMVPDPOY
05-19-2013, 02:59 AM
Aight here's the deal. The cardinal sin of clubbing, is don't go in with just dudes. You're gonna be charged double if it's just you and 3 guy friends, after you wait in line for about an hour. I get paid to bring in girls. Only time sausage fests go in is when you pay for bottle service or each person opens a $150 bar tab.

That said, there's one club you go to if you're just trying to hook up and grind with some skanks, and that's Tenjune. My favorite club in the city. I don't really know you though, but if you're looking for a good time hit up Tenjune, and be there early. Club opens at 11:30 line starts ~11 on a good day (fri,sat) and cover is only $30 around that time.

your friend is in the wrong profession, i got a friend who owns and run a car magazine who gets clowns who think they are models, who then end up sleeping with groupie if t hey want more PR jobs...lol there is always resupply of girls wannabe models/PR lining up who are stupid enough to be trolled thinking they are irreplaceable...

Mugen
05-19-2013, 03:25 AM
:lmao Poor Tech. All this for Samuel fucking Dalembert.

Dirk Oneanddoneski
05-19-2013, 03:42 AM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby

007nites
05-19-2013, 05:05 AM
This thread is jokes

DMC
05-19-2013, 08:22 AM
Ya, gf hears me giggling in front of the computer sometimes..looks at me like I'm a halfwit..would be embarrassed to let anyone I know see my posts on any of the message boards I frequent..

Guys don't giggle, faggot. We laugh. Girls giggle. Does your gf get a bulge in her pants when you move your warm ass up next to her in bed?

DUNCANownsKOBE
05-19-2013, 08:45 AM
Looks like a woman Obama would pick for the supreme court tbh

ElNono
05-19-2013, 08:50 AM
would Harlem Heat, I mean, hit?

DMC
05-19-2013, 09:08 AM
Harlem starts a new troll and suddenly all these other wannabes file in and try the same things. It's not amusing and it dilutes the entertainment value of the original tbqfhwy

Brazil
05-19-2013, 09:33 AM
Technique with the rookie mistake :lol

Brazil
05-19-2013, 09:33 AM
would Harlem Heat, I mean, hit?

Sup lefty

DMC
05-19-2013, 09:41 AM
Technique with the rookie mistake :lol

So how many posters here filed those pics away for later editing? Just a wild guess...

100%duncan
05-19-2013, 10:04 AM
:lmao Poor Tech. All this for Samuel fucking Dalembert.



would Harlem Heat, I mean, hit?

:lmao

Suspect
05-19-2013, 10:38 AM
Guys don't giggle, faggot. We laugh.
:rollin

The Reckoning
05-19-2013, 10:45 AM
up there with "hottest poster in the club :king"

DeadlyDynasty
05-19-2013, 11:01 AM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby

:rollin

jbspurs
05-19-2013, 11:44 AM
Still no pics with women?:depressed

Suspect
05-19-2013, 11:49 AM
Im eager to see these wonderful NYC women. Only used to seeing fat immigrants :(

Splits
05-19-2013, 11:57 AM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby

:lmao

I mean, it wouldn't be so funny if not accurate... holy shit I'm still rolling at that one

Durant82
05-19-2013, 11:58 AM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

benefactor
05-19-2013, 12:21 PM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby
win

symple19
05-19-2013, 12:39 PM
:lmao

Greatness, but not as win as the "hottest clubber" thread.

DarkReign went nuclear holocaust/Armageddon on somebody in there... This has potential, though...

...Especially if that faggot continues to defend himself

benefactor
05-19-2013, 12:52 PM
:lmao

Greatness, but not as win as the "hottest clubber" thread.

DarkReign went nuclear holocaust/Armageddon on somebody in there... This has potential, though...

...Especially if that faggot continues to defend himself
That will never be replicated. Kinda like what J.T. did to 90210 in Colts championships thread.

Suspect
05-19-2013, 01:34 PM
info on hottest clubber thread?

benefactor
05-19-2013, 01:37 PM
info on hottest clubber thread?
Enjoy.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138941

Suspect
05-19-2013, 01:40 PM
"location: stone oak" :lmao explains the ego

AaronY
05-19-2013, 02:27 PM
Guys don't giggle, faggot. We laugh. Girls giggle. Does your gf get a bulge in her pants when you move your warm ass up next to her in bed?
No, I definitely giggle..thats why I mentioned it, its embarrassing, gf looks at me like I'm a short bus six year old..always just tell her I'm talking to some people on the computer as vaguely as possible then delete my browsing history like I was looking at snuff porn..

Quadzilla99
05-19-2013, 07:28 PM
Lmfao.

Reck
05-19-2013, 08:16 PM
Enjoy.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138941

Holy shit that first pic, I knew he was done. :lmao

Reck
05-19-2013, 08:18 PM
Im eager to see these wonderful NYC women. Only used to seeing fat immigrants :(

Dont hate. We got some fine latinas up in here. Miami still wins.

Lot of white maintenence bitches here tbh.

hater
05-19-2013, 08:28 PM
Says the guy in white pants who is friends with:

1. a guy who likes to hold dudes by the waist and
2. a brotha wearing a floral flannel


:lmao

look like a bunch of faggots IMO (except Dalembert)

hater
05-19-2013, 08:29 PM
Yeah that really seems likely with those sausagefest pics you post to brag to ppl on the internet.

:lol

hater
05-19-2013, 08:30 PM
:lol 99% of the time douchebags who call themselves club promoters are those dickfaces who stand around handing out fliers to ppl who don't give a shit. A real promoter wouldn't give two shits about Danny Green, much less lovingly put his arm around his waist.

:lmao :lmao

Durant82
05-19-2013, 08:56 PM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby
http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/warriors-celebrate.gif

InK
05-19-2013, 08:58 PM
Another one of these threads eh, where all fags converge and judge the OP, trying to decide if he is attractive enough for em to suck his dick. :sleep

hater
05-19-2013, 09:33 PM
Another one of these threads eh, where all fags converge and judge the OP, trying to decide if he is attractive enough for em to suck his dick. :sleep

nah, it's more like OP was stupid to post his pic on the NBA Forum. who can resist :lol

tbh even if The Rock post his pic here he'd be called a fag, just doing it qualifies you IMO. and the OP is far from The Rock, more like The Cock lover :lol

Reck
05-19-2013, 09:44 PM
There used to be a "post your pic" thread here.

Had to be deleted.

MarioSpeedwagon
05-19-2013, 09:49 PM
There used to be a "post your pic" thread here.

Had to be deleted.
Lol, really?

Phallusy
05-19-2013, 10:00 PM
LOL @ blue t-shirt tucked into tight white jeans... without a belt

And who is that pretty little thing in the black striped polo with the glassy stare and luscious DSLs? Mmm, striking that Donald Duck pose with his chest up and ass out

Suspect
05-19-2013, 10:07 PM
Dont hate. We got some fine latinas up in here. Miami still wins.

Lot of white maintenence bitches here tbh.
Please do not refer to my precious white women as bitches

Woo Bum-kon
05-20-2013, 03:10 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

Bynumite
05-20-2013, 07:56 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

:rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao:rollin

hooperflash
05-20-2013, 09:07 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpgDead! :lmao

Durant82
05-20-2013, 11:25 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg


:lmao

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1199637/heatmenageatrois.gif

DUNCANownsKOBE
05-20-2013, 11:48 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

I like how ironic it is that he has a black arm on his shoulder :lmao:lmao

Reck
05-20-2013, 03:37 PM
Tech is lucky Mouse gave up this place.

We still have JamStone but he's probably not into these shenanigans anymore.

AaronY
05-20-2013, 04:18 PM
Tech is lucky Mouse gave up this place.

We still have JamStone (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=1889) but he's probably not into these shenanigans anymore.
What are those guys gonna do?..

Reck
05-20-2013, 04:37 PM
What are those guys gonna do?..

Photoshop his image into the most hilarious shit you've ever seen.

Bene posted a link to a thread that has some sample of what they can do here in this thread. :lol

HarlemHeat37
05-20-2013, 05:36 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

:lmao, tbh..

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3173837/young-jeezy-win-o.gif

Splits
05-20-2013, 05:46 PM
I was looking at snuff porn..

Link?

IronMaxipad
05-20-2013, 05:55 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

fuck :lmao:lmao:rollin

AaronY
05-20-2013, 06:03 PM
Link?
Lol just found out that snuffporndotcom redirects to some straightforward teen porn site.."Well, I wanted to see someone get decapitated while giving a blumpkin, but this will do.."

DeadlyDynasty
05-20-2013, 06:49 PM
What's sad is that Technique has to hope for the death toll to rise in OKC to avoid the spotlight

Captivus
05-20-2013, 08:42 PM
Dalembert at a club?...Im gonna read this later...maybe..

Wait a minute? 5 pages!!! WTF!!

manufan10
05-20-2013, 08:47 PM
OP should just embrace it and post more pictures like iilluzioN did. :lol

P.S. damn, where did all the good Photoshoppers go?? :depressed

benefactor
05-20-2013, 08:49 PM
Merciless couple of days on ST for white pant wearing homos and OK residents tbh.

timtonymanu
05-20-2013, 08:54 PM
:lmao

Mugen
05-20-2013, 09:28 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

:lmao:rollin:lol:lmao

Killakobe81
05-20-2013, 09:29 PM
After I read ... "I am on the right" ... knew it was over.

spurraider21
05-20-2013, 09:38 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg
I'm literally crying right now :lmao :rollin :lmao

Reck
05-20-2013, 09:39 PM
OP should just embrace it and post more pictures like iilluzioN did. :lol

P.S. damn, where did all the good Photoshoppers go?? :depressed

I wanted to feel bad about that illuzion clearly homosexual ways but then he kept posting pictures making it worse. Then he resigned to the situation laughing at himself, even calling himself homo not realizing it was way too late. :lol

Guy didn't make it to 2k posts before been run the fuck out of here. :lmao

Technique is almost at the point of no return.

BTW what was the deal with that belkman guy? I was reading that other thread and he was getting lumped in with how gay he was. :lol

HI-FI
05-20-2013, 09:45 PM
Looks like Fred Savage and wee man had a baby
looks like he's also partying with Chris Cornell and Boris Diaw's less talented brothers.

Captivus
05-20-2013, 09:45 PM
Take my advice Technique, next time you post a picture, better be something like this, or this forum will eat you alive.

http://amazingnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/surfing-giant-wave-tsunami.jpg

manufan10
05-20-2013, 09:48 PM
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4205/picture7di6.jpg

taken at 1.48am :(

Explains a lot, tbh imo fwiw.

manufan10
05-20-2013, 09:49 PM
I wanted to feel bad about that illuzion clearly homosexual ways but then he kept posting pictures making it worse. Then he resigned to the situation laughing at himself, even calling himself homo not realizing it was way too late. :lol

Guy didn't make it to 2k posts before been run the fuck out of here. :lmao

Technique is almost at the point of no return.

BTW what was the deal with that belkman guy? I was reading that other thread and he was getting lumped in with how gay he was. :lol

I remember something vaguely about him posting a question about his jawline on Yahoo! Answers (or a similar site) and someone tracked it down. :lol

Reck
05-20-2013, 09:54 PM
I remember something vaguely about him posting a question about his jawline on Yahoo! Answers (or a similar site) and someone tracked it down. :lol

:lol These guys are ruthless.

I'm glad I signed on here with this name instead of the one I usually use. lol

Woo Bum-kon
05-20-2013, 09:55 PM
TDMVPDPOY looks surprisingly less Downsy than expected.

Reck
05-20-2013, 09:56 PM
Explains a lot, tbh imo fwiw.

I had an idea when he told me he only watches asian porn and that he despises american made porn. :lol

manufan10
05-20-2013, 09:59 PM
I had an idea when he told me he only watches asian porn and that he despises american made porn. :lol

:lol

I was searching for that thread about Balkman and stumbled on that. I had to share it, tbh.

manufan10
05-20-2013, 10:12 PM
I suck at searching this thing, and really can't find the thread... but here's a few posts:


lmao male secretary

lmao calf tats

lmao hippie hair

lmao 130 pounds

lmao speaks like a 5th grader.


all are a thousand times worse than me asking about my jawline when I was 18/19 years old.


Rolando balkman having his yahoo questions resurface about his soft jawline :lol lol insecurities

Calispursfan11
05-21-2013, 01:25 AM
Posting pics of oneself on ST... Not too swift tbh

Greg Oden
05-21-2013, 01:45 AM
BTW what was the deal with that belkman guy? I was reading that other thread and he was getting lumped in with how gay he was. :lol

RenaldoBalkman is gayer than a sack of unicorns.

Greg Oden
05-21-2013, 01:45 AM
But still not as gay as OP.

symple19
05-21-2013, 01:45 PM
http://i.minus.com/i2BXLZd50BACy.gif

DAF86
05-21-2013, 02:01 PM
Posting pics of oneself on ST... Not too swift tbh

It can be done, you just have to be very careful about it. There was even a thread back in the days where everyone would post photos of themselves.

Calispursfan11
05-21-2013, 03:26 PM
It can be done, you just have to be very careful about it. There was even a thread back in the days where everyone would post photos of themselves. So the question is, where did OP go wrong in posting mack daddy pics of himself in the white pants?

MarioSpeedwagon
05-21-2013, 03:37 PM
So the question is, where did OP go wrong in posting mack daddy pics of himself in the white pants?
He went severely wrong when he started all that beta male smack talk.

Hemotivo
05-22-2013, 10:50 PM
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/WHITE-PANTS-LADY.gif

:lmao

hater
05-22-2013, 10:52 PM
:lol

Reck
05-22-2013, 10:55 PM
Not sure if that's a man, a woman or both. :lmao

Suspect
05-22-2013, 10:59 PM
Regardless, it's fucking with your woman while you're at work saving up to buy her a purse imo

TDMVPDPOY
05-22-2013, 11:10 PM
Explains a lot, tbh imo fwiw.

taken over the internatz

TDMVPDPOY
05-22-2013, 11:11 PM
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/WHITE-PANTS-LADY.gif

:lmao

same broad as the blonde in the series against the knicks who was shouting at knick player in hallway?

Splits
05-23-2013, 01:48 AM
same broad as the blonde in the series against the knicks who was shouting at knick player in hallway?

First of all, that was the Bulls.

Second, she may only own one pair of pants (borrowed from Technique)

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/noah-ejection.jpg?w=1200&h=800

Third, I would totally smash her daughter:

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/24381bb35c1852ea4e50836c1346fd2d/l.jpg
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/f55aeab4517e952d79de51257a5e78f9/l.jpg

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/89b43ac86e6acbd92a93588fe080a186/l.jpg

Thebesteva
05-23-2013, 01:50 AM
http://i.minus.com/i2BXLZd50BACy.gif

I fuckin love this....this shit is hilarious.

TDMVPDPOY
05-23-2013, 01:57 AM
I fuckin love this....this shit is hilarious.

looks like the cholo IronMexican and koriwhat

Thebesteva
05-23-2013, 02:02 AM
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/WHITE-PANTS-LADY.gif

:lmao

Am I the only one assuming this is Rod Stewart?

Reck
05-23-2013, 02:08 AM
Am I the only one assuming this is Rod Stewart?

Thought crossed my mind but canceled it in favor of trolling technique. lol

HI-FI
05-23-2013, 02:11 AM
First of all, that was the Bulls.

Second, she may only own one pair of pants (borrowed from Technique)

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/noah-ejection.jpg?w=1200&h=800

Third, I would totally smash her daughter:

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/24381bb35c1852ea4e50836c1346fd2d/l.jpg
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/f55aeab4517e952d79de51257a5e78f9/l.jpg

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/89b43ac86e6acbd92a93588fe080a186/l.jpg

yeah, very very smashable. looks like a party girl/whore with no self respect, probably picked it up from mommy tbh. probably has a coke problem too. but still, she has no problem finding pipe.

Splits
05-23-2013, 02:19 AM
yeah, very very smashable. looks like a party girl/whore with no self respect, probably picked it up from mommy tbh. probably has a coke problem too. but still, she has no problem finding pipe.

It's only a problem when you run out, tbh

Thebesteva
05-23-2013, 02:47 AM
Thought crossed my mind but canceled it in favor of trolling technique. lol

I am sure someday, people from 30-40 years from now will look at our styles and laugh but nothing can explain this.

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/10/05/52565/rod.jpg?t=20111005082349

Reck
05-23-2013, 03:43 AM
He looks like he has aids. lol

DeadlyDynasty
05-23-2013, 01:06 PM
I am sure someday, people from 30-40 years from now will look at our styles and laugh but nothing can explain this.

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/11/10/05/52565/rod.jpg?t=20111005082349

Did Rod Stewart go to the U?

Calispursfan11
05-24-2013, 10:56 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

:lol :lmao :blah

DMC
05-24-2013, 11:43 PM
yeah, very very smashable. looks like a party girl/whore with no self respect, probably picked it up from mommy tbh. probably has a coke problem too. but still, she has no problem finding pipe.

Coke habit, likely not a problem, not in Miami looking like that.

DMC
05-24-2013, 11:44 PM
This thread is going to reach flag lot status.

TDMVPDPOY
05-24-2013, 11:47 PM
thats why they have it so easy to get money, they can just lie on the bed like a starfish and still get paid

jag
05-25-2013, 11:53 AM
Explains a lot, tbh imo fwiw.


TDMVPDPOY looks surprisingly less Downsy than expected.

:lmao

ohmwrecker
06-08-2013, 09:07 AM
Not sure if that's a man, a woman or both. :lmao

It's wearing a sports bra so, yeah . . . I don't know either.




Oh, and :lmao @ OP.

Calispursfan11
06-08-2013, 09:27 AM
:lol:spin:lol @ OP. I know it's cold but seriously, when you claim substantial swag you gotta bring it AND... WELL... he brought reverse swag instead tbh :lol:spin:lol

gnsf0946
07-16-2013, 04:59 PM
seems the picture still roams around the internet

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjgFUuNM21GB-6xwC12lVGi68Ngg0AjtzhK8jq_ZOye1Xm3ZNt

whitemamba
07-16-2013, 05:07 PM
bold of OP to post a pic of him self tbh...

spurraider21
07-16-2013, 05:15 PM
some highlights :lol


Those are some great white pants.


:lmao who's the faggot holding Danny Green by the waist? :lmao


:lol Buncha mavs>spurs dudes up in here

I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse


The bitches eat up what I rock, I'm cool with some random beta ass pussy hating though.


:lol 99% of the time douchebags who call themselves club promoters are those dickfaces who stand around handing out fliers to ppl who don't give a shit. A real promoter wouldn't give two shits about Danny Green, much less lovingly put his arm around his waist.


Ya, that pic in the OP definitely screams alpha..not even a question..


http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

Spurs9
07-16-2013, 08:52 PM
Good bump tbh

AchillesHeel
07-17-2013, 05:39 AM
OP is a faggot, no question.

I feel like everyone's gay these days because it's "hip" to, I don't understand this new fad, I sure ain't taking it up in the ass just to be "modern".

spurraider21
07-30-2013, 03:40 PM
Says the black boy whos obsessed with regular ass white females. I fuck more white girls a day than you will in your whole life. Stick to your jordans and hoodrats homie.

:lol the gift that keeps on giving

Trill Clinton
07-30-2013, 04:34 PM
http://i.minus.com/iSpxXFnwJh21z.gif

Bynumite
07-30-2013, 05:28 PM
Says the black boy whos obsessed with regular ass white females. I fuck more white girls a day than you will in your whole life. Stick to your jordans and hoodrats homie.

:lmao delusions of grandeur

Why is this dude talking like we've never seen his photos? Get real son, hot chicks don't dig your middle-aged lesbian look.

Calispursfan11
07-30-2013, 08:47 PM
What ever happened to technique tbh. I don't see him posting much these days :lol

Bynumite
07-30-2013, 08:56 PM
What ever happened to technique tbh. I don't see him posting much these days :lol

He's busy fucking your girl when you're at work saving up for her new purse.

spurraider21
07-30-2013, 08:57 PM
and to add insult to injury, he picks her up while wearing white pants

Calispursfan11
07-30-2013, 08:58 PM
He's busy fucking your girl when you're at work saving up for her new purse.

:lmao why didn't I think of that. Thanks for the heads up brah :lmao

Calispursfan11
07-30-2013, 08:59 PM
and to add insult to injury, he picks here up while wearing white pants

Shit man, fuck det nigga and his mack ways tbh :lmao

hooperflash
10-04-2013, 12:04 AM
BUMP

https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/1383090_10151820711108463_1643743869_n.jpg

Calispursfan11
10-04-2013, 12:06 AM
Bumping this thread was brilliant tbh. You get poster of the month just for doing that shit :lmao

lefty
10-04-2013, 12:10 AM
Who's the nig in the middle?
:lmao

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
10-04-2013, 12:20 AM
yeah, very very smashable. looks like a party girl/whore with no self respect, probably picked it up from mommy tbh. probably has a coke problem too. but still, she has no problem finding pipe.

lmao what the fuck bro?

Calispursfan11
10-04-2013, 12:32 AM
Technique pretty much cemented himself as the ultimate faggy white pants pimp of all time with this thread. I mean who the fuck is dumb enough to take a pic of himself fondling a bunch of other men in some faggy white pants and then posting it on this site while calling himself a pimp with the ladies? The answer... TECHNIQUE. All this proved to millions was that the love of the sausage-fest was strong with him. A Spurstalk classic if ever there was one.

Clipper Nation
10-04-2013, 12:34 AM
:lol at Technique now trying to adopt his faggot white pants as part of his schtick.... it's not working, s:loln....

Calispursfan11
10-04-2013, 12:35 AM
:lol at Technique (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15971) now trying to adopt his faggot white pants as part of his schtick.... it's not working, s:loln....

Lol, I haven't been checking in too frequently. WTF? Trying to play it off, really?

Clipper Nation
10-04-2013, 12:36 AM
Way to hold down his street cred champ. I'm from Brooklyn buddy, I've been there done that homie, and I wear white pants on top of all of that. That's bravado you can't brave to swallow.
:lol

Calispursfan11
10-04-2013, 12:37 AM
:lol

Jeezus what a faggot is he.

Calispursfan11
10-04-2013, 12:40 AM
Tbh there is no recovery from the following...

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2461/gansevortdalempert.jpg

spurraider21
10-04-2013, 01:03 AM
I'm the dude that your girl is fuckin with when you're at work saving up for her new purse


The bitches eat up what I rock, I'm cool with some random beta ass pussy hating though.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c7f0cc7854eccc41a5711b822ef1014/tumblr_mmptcreVra1qlrxcho1_400.gif

TE
10-04-2013, 01:31 AM
Mono and DD regulated this white pant wearing faggot tbh

AchillesHeel
10-04-2013, 02:14 AM
:lmao white pants

DJR210
10-04-2013, 08:25 PM
I just came to confirm that while I was at work saving for that new Coach purse my girl's been asking for, Technique was at home fucking my girl. I got home just like any other day and I wouldn't have known, but her arm up to the elbow smelled of shit. After confronting her she admitted to the perverse sex acts they committed.

Needless to say I got a refund on the purse.

Rogue
10-04-2013, 08:56 PM
white pants are nasty because you can always find the yellowish stain on it which makes you want to vomit.

DJR210
10-04-2013, 09:08 PM
white pants are nasty because you can always find the yellowish stain on it which makes you want to vomit.


You are a yellowish stain my friend.

Rogue
10-04-2013, 09:27 PM
^ yes, especially when situated amid such circumstances that are all so white, which makes me look so obtrusive and repugnant. That's why I always prefer dark-colored pants because you can wear a pair for several days without changing it and it still looks clean as new.

apalisoc_9
11-28-2013, 07:24 PM
pantalones de blanco

whitemamba
11-28-2013, 11:56 PM
:lol

chunticakes
11-29-2013, 12:10 AM
never gets old.

spurraider21
11-29-2013, 03:11 AM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/2ic2p91.jpg

Calispursfan11
11-29-2013, 04:05 AM
pantalones de blanco

:lmao En Espanol.

Buddy Mignon
11-29-2013, 03:54 PM
Dude was with his white girl n her friends, so I was hanging out with his girl's friends cause our table was right next to his. He was the only black dude there and nobody knew who he was.

It was at Gonsevoort rooftop.


Isn't your friend a nigga?

blah blah blah
11-29-2013, 04:06 PM
LOL @ blue t-shirt tucked into tight white jeans... without a belt

And who is that pretty little thing in the black striped polo with the glassy stare and luscious DSLs? Mmm, striking that Donald Duck pose with his chest up and ass out

:lmao:lmao:lmao this post

BUMP
11-29-2013, 05:54 PM
rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a shit about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple jizz stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get shit on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?

apalisoc_9
11-29-2013, 06:05 PM
rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a shit about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple jizz stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get shit on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?


:rollin

kamikazi_player
11-29-2013, 06:13 PM
rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a shit about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple jizz stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get shit on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?
Bump with no regard for human life!

Trill Clinton
11-29-2013, 06:56 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

Captivus
11-29-2013, 07:02 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

I didnt see him the first time...haha

benefactor
11-29-2013, 07:11 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg
:lol

DMC
11-29-2013, 07:16 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

Los Lonely Boys featuring El Pantalones de Blanco

monosylab1k
11-29-2013, 08:19 PM
rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a shit about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple jizz stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get shit on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/2/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-21126-1357163617-8.gif

chunticakes
11-29-2013, 08:25 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

fuck that made me spit coke all over my screen!! :lol

Jodelo
11-29-2013, 08:47 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

log in/log out goods
11-30-2013, 11:27 AM
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log in/log out goods
11-30-2013, 11:28 AM
Oh, sorry wrong thread, this thread was on page 2 didn't mean to bump it to thte top

Bulaien999
11-30-2013, 12:01 PM
Bump with no regard for human life!

More bravado then you can swallow :lol

Calispursfan11
11-30-2013, 01:35 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

Pantalones de blanco revival thread tbh LMFAO :lmao

Thread won't die, ever :lol

UZER
11-30-2013, 03:11 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

Dude! I don't care who you are that's funny right there :lol

apalisoc_9
12-14-2013, 11:46 PM
http://electrictour.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/imag0396.jpg

RD2191
12-14-2013, 11:57 PM
:lmaoHow did I miss this gem of a thread?

whitemamba
12-15-2013, 12:48 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

:lmao holy shit

Reck
12-15-2013, 04:14 PM
http://electrictour.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/imag0396.jpg

This fat fuck is not even trying to pretend he ain't gay. :lmao

resistanze
12-15-2013, 04:33 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2qn41vp.jpg

:lol Daaamn how'd I miss this??

AchillesHeel
12-15-2013, 04:53 PM
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chris dudley
12-15-2013, 05:36 PM
Still a classic :lmao