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milkyway21
07-13-2005, 01:23 AM
HUMOR TIME :lmao

when this Lakers/Kobe vs Shaq ends?

for how long Shaq keeps on saying trash such as this one? :rolleyes


Shaq returns to L.A., tweaks rookie Bynum
FOXSports.com
Posted: 10 hours ago



Shaquille O'Neal returned to Los Angeles recently with some colorful things to say — as you might expect.

O'Neal ventured back to his old haunts (where he played for eight seasons) to host a Hollywood auto show, according to a report in the Los Angeles Times. And he promptly gave himself a new nickname: "Dr. Shaq."

Lakers rookie Andrew Bynum, seen here during Summer Pro League play, should already know better than to engage Shaq in a verbal spat. (Juan Ocampo / Getty Images)

The veteran center recently earned a master's degree :huh from the University of Phoenix, and said he plans to earn his doctorate in psychology, criminology or sports psychology.

But has Shaq become an intellectual snob?

When asked about Andrew Bynum, the Lakers' 17-year-old draft pick, O'Neal told The Times, "Tell him Shaq doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me Dr. Shaq because I'm working on my PhD."

When the Lakers drafted Bynum, the high school big man invited a comparison to O'Neal, with one exception — he makes his free throws, which might be what elicited Shaq's sharp rebuke. And while he is young for the NBA, Bynum does not have a criminal record.

As for basketball matters, O'Neal is entering the final year of a three-year contract extension he signed before the Lakers traded him. He is reportedly closing in on a contract extension with the Heat.

Is Shaq worried?

Not really.

"We understand business, and we understand leverage," said O'Neal, scheduled to make $30.6 million next season. "We'd just like to do it in a professional manner."

O'Neal was traded to Miami last July 14 for Lamar Odom, Caron Butler, Brian Grant and Miami's 2006 first-round pick.

milkyway21
07-13-2005, 01:28 AM
When asked about Andrew Bynum, the Lakers' 17-year-old draft pick, O'Neal told The Times, "Tell him Shaq doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me Dr. Shaq because I'm working on my PhD."

wait 'til KG, J'O'Neal, et al responds to this story :lmao

BadlyDrawnBoy
07-13-2005, 01:57 AM
Shaq took Orlando to the finals, he gave LA a three-peat. Dude can say whatever he wants to this Andrew kid and KG/O'Neal for all I care.

Timoha
07-13-2005, 02:00 AM
Isn't Shaq taking his online earned degree where his wife took tests for him a bit too serious. I'm sorry, but when listening to him speak, I cannot fathom that he has that much going on up there, so he shouldn't be talking. I'm not for NBA drafting guys out of high school, but back then, NBA players did play some college ball or finished college. In the past couple of years, draft picks out of high school have been all the rage.

milkyway21
07-13-2005, 02:18 AM
Shaq took Orlando to the finals, he gave LA a three-peat. Dude can say whatever he wants to this Andrew kid and KG/O'Neal for all I care.

he doesn't respect other people's feelings.
You don't have to say such things just because you won those titles. Russell has 13 but doesn't act like one. :rolleyes

BIG EGO=ShAQ.

And he when ShaQ die it will be the day when I laugh instead of cry. And I will always remember him as comic but a big :blah trash talker than a champion.

mavsfan1000
07-13-2005, 02:23 AM
And he when ShaQ die it will be the day when I laugh

That is not cool. I don't like him either but I wouldn't take it that far.

BadlyDrawnBoy
07-13-2005, 02:29 AM
Shaq is all tv. It's just a persona. Have you not seen the guy buy toys for kids?

He's a big kid.

He's had that same egotisical persona since high school. Watch the WOAI (KMOL) clip they have of him in high school. He has that same cocky smile and talked about being the soon to be best.

He gives himself all kinds of stupid names, which everyone takes serious.

He's probably a really cool person if you were his pal or met him on the street.

You people take his statements way too serious.

He throws that fish line and people always fall for the bait.

I'll admit he pissed me off when he said all the crap about David. But then when David was in his final year, Shaq recorded a goodbye message which was funny. He said all these nice things about David and then at the end said: "You didn't think I'd say that did you?"

And what is this "he doesn't care about other people's feelings" crap.

He's not John Rocker.... damn.

atlfan25
07-13-2005, 02:44 AM
BIG EGO=ShAQ.

if any of us dominated the NBA like he has i am sure we'd all have a large ego.

milkyway21
07-13-2005, 02:45 AM
That is not cool. I don't like him either but I wouldn't take it that far.:D

okay, sorry. I didn't really mean it.

let me rephrase it-

when he's gone i won't cry..and i will always remember him more as a trash talker than a champion..

milkyway21
07-13-2005, 02:47 AM
if any of us dominated the NBA like he has i am sure we'd all have a large ego.you think Russell or our own Timmy has ego as big as ShaQ?

scary :cry

BadlyDrawnBoy
07-13-2005, 02:53 AM
you think Russell or our own Timmy has ego as big as ShaQ?

scary :cry


Those two don't have the personaility that Shaq does.

Wilt did. Wilt went on to reveal he slept with 20,000 women. Would Bill or Tim ever do that? No. Does that make Wilt any less a champion or NBA legend? Hell no.

To hate a person you know only by tv interviews is pretty sad.

CubanMustGo
07-13-2005, 08:23 AM
As much as I dislike Shaq's game (and the games he plays), he is actually a pretty smart dude. His SATs were not that far behind DRob's. I have no doubt that he could successfully navigate through UoP's MBA program. Friends who have done coursework with them didn't have any problems, and I had several people complete degrees while working full-time.

1Parker1
07-13-2005, 08:31 AM
When asked about Andrew Bynum, the Lakers' 17-year-old draft pick, O'Neal told The Times, "Tell him Shaq doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me Dr. Shaq because I'm working on my PhD."

Comments like this is why I hate the guy. I can't stand when stupid, ignorant people try to act like they're smart. Stick with basketball Shaq.

Where's that thread about why do you hate Shaq? Quotes like this is why....:rolleyes

Rummpd
07-13-2005, 08:55 AM
The Doctor and the "Big MBA" agree on this one!

Rest in peace LakerGod = K. Brown = is not the answer!!!!!!!!

angel_luv
07-13-2005, 09:07 AM
Those two don't have the personaility that Shaq does.

Wilt did. Wilt went on to reveal he slept with 20,000 women. Would Bill or Tim ever do that? No. Does that make Wilt any less a champion or NBA legend? Hell no.

To hate a person you know only by tv interviews is pretty sad.


When did he have the time to keep count? :lol

nkdlunch
07-13-2005, 09:08 AM
When asked about Andrew Bynum, the Lakers' 17-year-old draft pick, O'Neal told The Times, "Tell him Shaq doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me Dr. Shaq because I'm working on my PhD."


PHD...phfff anybody can get a PHD these days, it ain't shit. Especially if you got the time and money to waste.

spurschick
07-13-2005, 09:16 AM
PHD...phfff anybody can get a PHD these days, it ain't shit. Especially if you got the time and money to waste.

I'm sure those with a PhD would strongly disagree with you.

nkdlunch
07-13-2005, 09:23 AM
I'm sure those with a PhD would strongly disagree with you.

I bet.

I actually have a recent Masters and could easily have gone for PHD. But just said fuck that, I don't need it. But professionals I talked to all say anybody can get a Masters or PHD these days.

So Shaq can stick those PHDs up his big fat...

sickdsm
07-13-2005, 09:33 AM
I heard after your first million, its easy to make money.

So i said pfff, since its so easy i don't need to make money.

ShoogarBear
07-13-2005, 09:44 AM
As much as I dislike Shaq's game (and the games he plays), he is actually a pretty smart dude. His SATs were not that far behind DRob's.

Yep. At the time Shaq was a rookie, there was a story circulating that there were three centers in NBA history who had scored over 1200 on the SATs: Kareem, DRob, and Shaq.

1Parker1
07-13-2005, 09:51 AM
What did DRob get on his SAT's again?

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-13-2005, 10:09 AM
Dr. Shaq? Then he can finally diagnose himself as an egomaniac with severe social dysfunctions and an unhealthy, even all consuming, need for attention.

CubanMustGo
07-13-2005, 10:29 AM
What did DRob get on his SAT's again?

DRob: (1320 (http://www.usstudentathletes.com/articles/d_robinson.html))

Medvedenko
07-13-2005, 10:39 AM
I think it's funny....Big Bynum shouldn't have said anything about Shaq in the first place. He said Shaq's his idol but also said that he can hit FT's better than the Big Aristotle...dumb move. Plus Shaq still needs to talk smack about the Lakers....look dude you've been traded had great success in Miami, move on....

caspian
07-13-2005, 10:41 AM
if any of us dominated the NBA like he has i am sure we'd all have a large ego.

Duncan doesn't...

1Parker1
07-13-2005, 10:48 AM
DRob: (1320 (http://www.usstudentathletes.com/articles/d_robinson.html))

Pffftt! That's all? :spin

kskonn
07-13-2005, 10:53 AM
I bet.

I actually have a recent Masters and could easily have gone for PHD. But just said fuck that, I don't need it. But professionals I talked to all say anybody can get a Masters or PHD these days.

So Shaq can stick those PHDs up his big fat...

I have my masters, and I did not do it online, I did it in the UT executive program. A lot of people that started the program did not finish, and I have never worked harder in my life. Working and doing that on nights and weekends was really tough.

However I have found that most people(who can afford to pay for school)who try to belittle the value of higher education, usually do so because they are to lazy to put in the time and effort. They feel that by making the degree worthless in their reality they have rationalized not working for one.

nkdlunch
07-13-2005, 11:08 AM
I have my masters, and I did not do it online, I did it in the UT executive program. A lot of people that started the program did not finish, and I have never worked harder in my life. Working and doing that on nights and weekends was really tough.

However I have found that most people(who can afford to pay for school)who try to belittle the value of higher education, usually do so because they are to lazy to put in the time and effort. They feel that by making the degree worthless in their reality they have rationalized not working for one.

Don't get me wrong, degrees do make you smarter, 'cause you do have to work on them. (I don't know about online ones) But my point is that it's nothing out of this world and any average or even below average intelligent person can get them these days if they put the time an effort. I just hate how this fat ass is showing them off like he's some kind of genius. :rolleyes

kskonn
07-13-2005, 01:51 PM
Don't get me wrong, degrees do make you smarter, 'cause you do have to work on them. (I don't know about online ones) But my point is that it's nothing out of this world and any average or even below average intelligent person can get them these days if they put the time an effort. I just hate how this fat ass is showing them off like he's some kind of genius. :rolleyes

agreed!!!

WayDowntownBang
07-13-2005, 03:47 PM
When asked about Andrew Bynum, the Lakers' 17-year-old draft pick, O'Neal told The Times, "Tell him Shaq doesn't respond to juvenile delinquents without a college degree. Tell him to get his degree and we can talk. In the meantime, he should call me Dr. Shaq because I'm working on my PhD."

Can't anyone else just see Shaq sitting on his couch with that big smirk on his face? Everyone gets so upset about what he says, and I'm willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that he just says 99% of this stuff just to see what happens. Shaq doesn't care about the media perception... it's obviously just a game to him. Personally, I think it's funny as hell.

And as for you guys who think a PhD is easy, you're definitely smarter than me. This bachelor's is hard enough as it is when you're working full time. To each their own.

jochhejaam
07-13-2005, 06:16 PM
if any of us dominated the NBA like he has i am sure we'd all have a large ego.

Kareem and MOses Malone weren't egotistical, nor was Jordan (well, maybe a little with Mike). David and TIm? Far from it. Superman's big "S" and MDE tatoos? Biggest smack and trash talker I've ever seen. So his legacy will be that he was dominant and egotistical, impressive. He was correct in labeling Shaq as egotistical.

There were and are lots of superstars in all sports who were/are gracious and humble people.

SenorSpur
07-13-2005, 07:17 PM
I wonder if Shaq will "buy" his Ph.D too?

xcoriate
07-13-2005, 08:29 PM
Rest in peace LakerGod = K. Brown = is not the answer!!!!!!!!


Come one Rummpd, the = thing is getting out of hand.

Here commas,

Rest in peace LakerGod, K. Brown is not the answer!!!!!!!!

^ That was a shorter sentance without your "shorthand".

Chris
07-13-2005, 09:58 PM
I can imagine some poor old lady waiting in a hospital bed for her diagnosis and Shaq walks in. I'm sure most of his patients would die of a heart attack before he would have a chance to operate.

san antonio spurs
07-14-2005, 07:00 AM
I can imagine some poor old lady waiting in a hospital bed for her diagnosis and Shaq walks in. I'm sure most of his patients would die of a heart attack before he would have a chance to operate.
what r u talkin' about? Dr Shaq stands for a PhD degree, not in medecine
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ShoogarBear
07-14-2005, 01:14 PM
Anyone see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm with Shaq laid up in the hospital bed? Hilarious. Like practically everything on the show, he improvised the whole thing.