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KoolAid Mans Brother
07-23-2013, 07:28 PM
Should’ve Seen It Coming: The Most Suspect Moments In Tim Duncan History


http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-800x400.pngSports (http://elitedaily.com/category/sports/) • Adam Hayes (http://elitedaily.com/author/julian/) • Jul 22, 8:06am
Should’ve Seen It Coming: The Most Suspect Moments In Tim Duncan History







Oh, Timmy D. I mean, Tim Duncan. Your rumored bisexual lifestyle (http://elitedaily.com/sports/ex-wife-of-tim-duncan-claims-that-hes-bisexual-has-had-boyfriend-for-years/) has surely shocked the sports world, but I can’t say that any of us are hardly surprised. So what if arguably the greatest power forward in the history of NBA likes men? He’s still a sure fire Hall of Famer and four-time world champion.
We should have seen it coming from a mile away, though. Not only are you one of the most reserved stars in the league, but you are also one of the most articulate. There was always a certain grace to your demeanor on the floor, and now we can see why. While you may not have wanted for this information to get out, just remember, it isn’t all that bad.
Just take a look at Jason Collins. He was a scrub for his entire career, fighting for the chance to play in the final five minutes of blow out games, but now that he’s come out, all of a sudden he’s an American hero and sports rockstar. That was easy!
Now just look at yourself. You have been the heart and soul of the San Antonio Spurs for the past decade, and if these rumors are true, no one will think any less of you. In fact, you could very well change the entire culture of the league forever. If and when you decide to free yourself (if the rumors are actually true), this would open the lane for more star athletes to follow suit.
But until then, we’ll just dive into your past and reflect on the moments that make us say, “Damn, I should have known!” These are the most suspect moments in Tim Duncan history.
Timmy taught me!

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-1.png“This my man, I mean, point guard!”

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-2.png“Give me that sweet ass, boy!”

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-3.pngNot exactly the most fashionable sus boy.

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-shirts-elite-daily.jpgThat ain’t celebration, that’s practice.

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-4.jpg“I got your back B.”

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-5.jpgLooks like Chris Bosh smells the blood on the cheeks.

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-6.jpg“See you in the showers homie!”

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-7.png“That’s the spot!” – Jason Collins

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-8.jpg“I love you bro, no homo.”

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tim-duncan-suspect-elite-daily-9.jpg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:53 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/79%20WTF.jpg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:53 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3RFMVcHGC3qSbHNuNWFxDGK3Raeb-KIpASvL5cr8nNQN-d8yh

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:53 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUdf4Cn-mC_dSeXdC_Bk_PeskkBJZ8Iy9TbslPlA5613RVAzkAqQ

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:54 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_okSIvb7zcQE/SPeOUFfOVNI/AAAAAAAADts/pbt4b7YZADU/s400/southpark.jpg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:56 PM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/52/screenshot20120810at903.png

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:56 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1013807_10153003992385341_1888500560_n.jpg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:57 PM
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000071191495/1f702745cab5714f36681f7ccc1e108c.jpeg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:57 PM
http://caitlindurkin.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/achilles-arrow-heel.jpg

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:58 PM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpVwV1QHWlHgpHCJpXSJ9Wmyw5E6b48 bPNjQAhpJ9wEjyUaOS_

Salty
07-23-2013, 07:59 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/027/612/7VT3W5TGCLPZZBMA747AIFYVETVVEQ2U.jpeg

Chief Brody
07-23-2013, 08:04 PM
^
None of that spamming changes the fact that Duncan fancies the cock:lol

Andy
07-23-2013, 08:11 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3RFMVcHGC3qSbHNuNWFxDGK3Raeb-KIpASvL5cr8nNQN-d8yh

Salty :lmao

Salty
07-23-2013, 08:16 PM
^
None of that spamming changes the fact that Duncan fancies the cock:lol

http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/awesome.gif

Andy
07-23-2013, 08:18 PM
http://cdn.cosbysweaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/awesome.gif

Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol faggot :lmao

Chief Brody
07-23-2013, 08:19 PM
Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol faggot :lmao
:lolethered

Salty
07-23-2013, 08:24 PM
Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol faggot :lmao




April 26
10:30 pm





Boxscore (http://www.nba.com/games/20130426/SASLAL/gameinfo.html)





San Antonio Spurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_San_Antonio_Spurs_season) 120, Los Angeles Lakers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Los_Angeles_Lakers_season) 89



Scoring by quarter: 30–18, 25–26, 30–19, 35–26


Pts: Tim Duncan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Duncan) 26
Rebs: Tim Duncan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Duncan) 9
Asts: Tony Parker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Parker) 7

Pts: Dwight Howard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_Howard) 25
Rebs: Pau Gasol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol) 13
Asts: Pau Gasol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pau_Gasol) 10








Staples Center (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staples_Center), Los Angeles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles), California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California)
Attendance: 18,997
Referees: Ken Mauer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Mauer), Ed Malloy, Leon Wood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Wood)

Salty
07-23-2013, 08:24 PM
Timmy just checkin' assholes.

spurraider21
07-23-2013, 08:27 PM
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Salty
07-23-2013, 08:29 PM
351713481847869443

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBUpiM_CUAAfS_f.jpg:large

Andy
07-23-2013, 08:30 PM
^Too bad the spurs premature ejaculated in game 6.

I wonder if Tim has the same problem while he's fucking hairy assholes.

Salty
07-23-2013, 08:39 PM
^Too bad the spurs premature ejaculated in game 6.

I wonder if Tim has the same problem while he's fucking hairy assholes.

He sure doesn't have that problem with the Lakers, he fucked 'em so hard in the clincher that D-Ho quit in the 3rd because it was too painful :lmao

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the entire Laker fanbase has a premature ejaculation problem. It's pretty embarrassing when you blow your load to a team that eventually got thoroughly assraped by a faggot and a frenchie in the first round :lol

Andy
07-23-2013, 08:44 PM
^Such a nice little run and then you blow it with 28 seconds to go... it's a goddamn shame.

Rogue
07-24-2013, 03:42 AM
TBH you could see nothing but total ecstacy from Jason Collins's face with such a big smile on. But haven't noticed no sign on Duncan really. Dude's always been cool and calm like a rock to me.

I found it pleasurable when my bros (cousins to be exact) pulled my pants down and spanked my ass for groping their balls; I once kissed a bro of mine, and I don't feel attracted to any bitch at all... Could those be signs of me being gay?

Thread
07-24-2013, 05:58 AM
^Such a nice little run and then you blow it with 28 seconds to go... it's a goddamn shame.

"little" my ass. A 2 moth run. I know. I have the itinerary by the rank & file plastered in my room and mail box..."that's half way, Cully." - "3 more, Cubby." - "Come back, Dale, I promise I won't do anything." - "Nobody closes us out, Cully, nobody.".......oops, that's not for this occasion. tee, hee.

LkrFan
01-31-2015, 05:17 PM
:lmao