Should’ve Seen It Coming: The Most Suspect Moments In Tim Duncan History
Sports • Adam Hayes • Jul 22, 8:06am
Should’ve Seen It Coming: The Most Suspect Moments In Tim Duncan History
Oh, Timmy D. I mean, Tim Duncan. Your rumored bisexual lifestyle has surely shocked the sports world, but I can’t say that any of us are hardly surprised. So what if arguably the greatest power forward in the history of NBA likes men? He’s still a sure fire Hall of Famer and four-time world champion.
We should have seen it coming from a mile away, though. Not only are you one of the most reserved stars in the league, but you are also one of the most articulate. There was always a certain grace to your demeanor on the floor, and now we can see why. While you may not have wanted for this information to get out, just remember, it isn’t all that bad.
Just take a look at Jason Collins. He was a scrub for his entire career, fighting for the chance to play in the final five minutes of blow out games, but now that he’s come out, all of a sudden he’s an American hero and sports rockstar. That was easy!
Now just look at yourself. You have been the heart and soul of the San Antonio Spurs for the past decade, and if these rumors are true, no one will think any less of you. In fact, you could very well change the entire culture of the league forever. If and when you decide to free yourself (if the rumors are actually true), this would open the lane for more star athletes to follow suit.
But until then, we’ll just dive into your past and reflect on the moments that make us say, “Damn, I should have known!” These are the most suspect moments in Tim Duncan history.
Timmy taught me!
“This my man, I mean, point guard!”
“Give me that sweet ass, boy!”
Not exactly the most fashionable sus boy.
That ain’t celebration, that’s practice.
“I got your back B.”
Looks like Chris Bosh smells the blood on the cheeks.
“See you in the showers homie!”
“That’s the spot!” – Jason Collins
“I love you bro, no .”
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None of that spamming changes the fact that Duncan fancies the
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None of that spamming changes the fact that Duncan fancies the
Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol got
Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol got
Duncan checking out Howard's ass... lol got
10:30 pm
San Antonio Spurs 120, Los Angeles Lakers 89 Scoring by quarter: 30–18, 25–26, 30–19, 35–26 Pts: Tim Duncan 26
Rebs: Tim Duncan 9
Asts: Tony Parker 7Pts: Dwight Howard 25
Rebs: Pau Gasol 13
Asts: Pau Gasol 10
Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Attendance: 18,997
Referees: Ken Mauer, Ed Malloy, Leon Wood
Timmy just checkin' assholes.
^Too bad the spurs premature ejaculated in game 6.
I wonder if Tim has the same problem while he's ing hairy assholes.
He sure doesn't have that problem with the Lakers, he ed 'em so hard in the clincher that D-Ho quit in the 3rd because it was too painful
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the entire Laker fanbase has a premature ejaculation problem. It's pretty embarrassing when you blow your load to a team that eventually got thoroughly assraped by a got and a frenchie in the first round
^Such a nice little run and then you blow it with 28 seconds to go... it's a goddamn shame.
TBH you could see nothing but total ecstacy from Jason Collins's face with such a big smile on. But haven't noticed no sign on Duncan really. Dude's always been cool and calm like a rock to me.
I found it pleasurable when my bros (cousins to be exact) pulled my pants down and spanked my ass for groping their balls; I once kissed a bro of mine, and I don't feel attracted to any at all... Could those be signs of me being gay?
"little" my ass. A 2 moth run. I know. I have the itinerary by the rank & file plastered in my room and mail box..."that's half way, Cully." - "3 more, Cubby." - "Come back, Dale, I promise I won't do anything." - "Nobody closes us out, Cully, nobody.".......oops, that's not for this occasion. tee, hee.
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