It Dawned On Me This Evening As I Was Cruising The Streets: "I Think I'm Really Kobe"

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol man my living vicariously through Kobe is getting out of control...I be flossing in my ride thinking I'm that nigga...thinking all those titles and awards are in my crib...well I may not have his money but I sure am banging a lot of fine ho's...:lol he doesn't trump me in that category not even with all his money...my evening was fantastic...sometimes I get jealous of myself :lol....these white girls be blowing hella weed too and this evening she paid the dinner bill...$120.00...the shit is wild man... but what I like the most is the looks from all the other white dudes as I'm rolling into these white establishments with these chics...I eat it up man :toast and yes I always park Valet so people can see me :lol

[Fortune Cookie]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/fcchoke.jpg

[Bynumite]

:lmao

[Andrew Beckett]

I have no doubt you were "cruising."

[Calispursfan11]

:lol man my living vicariously through Kobe is getting out of control...I be flossing in my ride thinking I'm that nigga...thinking all those titles and awards are in my crib...well I may not have his money but I sure am banging a lot of fine ho's...:lol he doesn't trump me in that category not even with all his money...my evening was fantastic...sometimes I get jealous of myself :lol....these white girls be blowing hella weed too and this evening she paid the dinner bill...$120.00...the shit is wild man... but what I like the most is the looks from all the other white dudes as I'm rolling into these white establishments with these chics...I eat it up man :toast and yes I always park Valet so people can see me :lol

The great riches and rewards of being Kobe's clone come at a price my friend. Are you really ready for this?
http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Kobe-Bryant-tights.jpg

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kobe-gay.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/39/78971480_c01db556bd.jpg

http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Kobe-1.jpg

http://images.dailyfill.com/51507aa13e5f4981_9754824abda12f9f/o/THUMB-1272978640kobe_gay_outcome.jpg

http://cap-news.com/stories/2011/201104/201104008full.jpg

[Leon Black]

:lol man my living vicariously through Kobe is getting out of control...I be flossing in my ride thinking I'm that nigga...thinking all those titles and awards are in my crib...well I may not have his money but I sure am banging a lot of fine ho's...:lol he doesn't trump me in that category not even with all his money...my evening was fantastic...sometimes I get jealous of myself :lol....these white girls be blowing hella weed too and this evening she paid the dinner bill...$120.00...the shit is wild man... but what I like the most is the looks from all the other white dudes as I'm rolling into these white establishments with these chics...I eat it up man :toast and yes I always park Valet so people can see me :lol

P.I.M.P.

[PlayNando]

:lol man my living vicariously through Kobe is getting out of control...I be flossing in my ride thinking I'm that nigga...thinking all those titles and awards are in my crib...well I may not have his money but I sure am banging a lot of fine ho's...:lol he doesn't trump me in that category not even with all his money...my evening was fantastic...sometimes I get jealous of myself :lol....these white girls be blowing hella weed too and this evening she paid the dinner bill...$120.00...the shit is wild man... but what I like the most is the looks from all the other white dudes as I'm rolling into these white establishments with these chics...I eat it up man :toast and yes I always park Valet so people can see me :lol
If you were Kobe, you'd be tapping dat azz. Who cares about consent? That's for pussies.

[Thread]

If you were Kobe & Neal, you'd be tapping dat azz. Who cares about consent? That's for pussies.

[hater]

even a gay man gets more punani than Kobe. :rolleyes

[rayjayjohnson]

:lol man my living vicariously through Kobe is getting out of control...I be flossing in my ride thinking I'm that nigga...thinking all those titles and awards are in my crib...well I may not have his money but I sure am banging a lot of fine ho's...:lol he doesn't trump me in that category not even with all his money...my evening was fantastic...sometimes I get jealous of myself :lol....these white girls be blowing hella weed too and this evening she paid the dinner bill...$120.00...the shit is wild man... but what I like the most is the looks from all the other white dudes as I'm rolling into these white establishments with these chics...I eat it up man :toast and yes I always park Valet so people can see me :lol

Why aren't gun toting crips rolling up on this dick suck?

[AchillesHeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossSWj17Jnk

This is how retarded Kirby fans are, and this nigga is from Chicago :lol chose the wrong team to bandwagon last year.

[PlayNando]

Heh, Thread, can't argue with that. Neal definitely did the dirty deed that night in college...............................

And who knows what kind of sick shit he did in Europe, tbh?

[PlayNando]

I shed a tear for each of Kobe's victims each night, tbh. My eyes are overflowing with tears, so Kobe must have had a lot of victims, tbh. :(

[Wiz]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/409/810/97d.gif

[Calispursfan11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossSWj17Jnk

This is how retarded Kirby fans are, and this nigga is from Chicago :lol chose the wrong team to bandwagon last year.

LOL retards

[Rogue]

I've kind of experienced the same my mayne. Like when I take my clothes off in the bathroom prepared to have a shower, I look at the mirror and instantly think of

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz8YxJb0MG0MpWJczNRHPczUDpl4C5z ZI7CAQx97SsbUUeakjo

But that person whom I've been constantly thinking of is not a guy, at least

[Baseline]

Son, even ho's deserve better than El Pollo Loco and Panda Express.

[Baseline]

I've kind of experienced the same my mayne. Like when I take my clothes off in the bathroom prepared to have a shower, I look at the mirror and instantly think of

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQz8YxJb0MG0MpWJczNRHPczUDpl4C5z ZI7CAQx97SsbUUeakjo

But that person whom I've been constantly thinking of is not a guy, at leastRogue, I've met Scarlett a couple of times. Nice girl, very normal. Once at the Oscars, and another time at a voice record when she did the SpongeBob movie. For the VO session she was in sweats and super chill. She's a good one, Rogue. As they say in the Spurs' culture, she's over herself.

[Rogue]

my goddess has "stage fear" and it's just unbelievable she has been so successful in hollywood, and "stage fear" is just one of the many things that I have in common with my goddess. I also feel nervous like a shit whenever I'm to make a speech in front of my class or shits like that. I'd just try my best to calm down but you would still see my body & voice trembling slightly. I think it's a remarkable self-breakthrough for my goddess to overcome the "stage fear" and become such a great public personality, she's my role model in so many ways tbh.

and you're such a fortunate guy you've met my goddess twice in person, you're kind of making me feel jealous tbh. :cry

She's not a perfect girl though, I have to admit. She has some bad habits (like smoking and tattooing) and she might be a big saucy, but I believe she still has an angel's heart in her chest, and it'll come a time when she'll start to behave like an angel again. God bless us and my goddess...

[KaiRMD1]

I almost feel sorry for the ol' sport, almost but then I realize.......he is nothing more than literal adherent fool