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leemajors
08-14-2013, 02:35 PM
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade
... :lol
symple19
08-14-2013, 02:40 PM
4. They contain your semen. When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he's not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy's crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome. With Liquid Lapdance, you can relax and fully-enjoy the orgasm without worrying about minimizing or containing ejaculation as you might in regular underwear.
:lmao
CosmicCowboy
08-14-2013, 04:28 PM
When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he's not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy's crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome.
:lmao
Is this really a problem? What kind of loser gets his nut off on a lap dance?
Fabbs
08-14-2013, 04:48 PM
"If you don't come, we'll give you a full refund"
:lmao The Judge Judy episode will be the highest rated ever.
cantthinkofanything
08-14-2013, 04:56 PM
"If you don't come, we'll give you a full refund"
:lmao The Judge Judy episode will be the highest rated ever.
I don't think Judge Judy has jurisdiction in that case. It's really just arbitration and I doubt that Liquid Lapdance would ever let it get to that point anyway. They'll probably just honor the money back guarantee based on the honor system. On the other hand, who is willing to sue them and have that become part of the pubic records.
I don't think Judge Judy has jurisdiction in that case. It's really just arbitration and I doubt that Liquid Lapdance would ever let it get to that point anyway. They'll probably just honor the money back guarantee based on the honor system. On the other hand, who is willing to sue them and have that become part of the pubic records.
Pubic records you mean, and Juggs Judy.
mrsmaalox
08-14-2013, 10:59 PM
:lmao European Penis Bath
"Your lady may think you wasted $36 on a fresher set of balls, but she won't be ready to hang you by them."
Wild Cobra
08-15-2013, 12:18 AM
LOL...
Only people like Lee would use and endorse such a product.
lefty
08-15-2013, 02:02 AM
http://www.lolfanatic.com/date-beautiful-women
That's Funked Up
08-15-2013, 02:03 AM
lol wearing underwear while getting a lapdance. You fuckers are doing it wrong
mrsmaalox
08-15-2013, 11:46 AM
LOL...
Only people like Lee would use and endorse such a product.
Nah leemajors is one of the most levelheaded people here, I'd be very surprised if he visits strip clubs.
But anyway, I hate that there is not a picture of the product out of the wrapper :wtf
Capt Bringdown
08-15-2013, 04:56 PM
Let it Rain!
Rain dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_h8ksmXUg
Wild Cobra
08-15-2013, 05:16 PM
Nah leemajors is one of the most levelheaded people here, I'd be very surprised if he visits strip clubs.
But anyway, I hate that there is not a picture of the product out of the wrapper :wtf
Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?
It's probably adult baby plastic covers...
ohmwrecker
08-15-2013, 05:22 PM
Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?
It's probably adult baby plastic covers...
Don't front. You know exactly what they are.
leemajors
08-16-2013, 06:50 AM
Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?
It's probably adult baby plastic covers...
cause that shit is hilarious. maalox is kinda right, I have not been to one in 14 years.
Wild Cobra
08-16-2013, 06:52 PM
cause that shit is hilarious. maalox is kinda right, I have not been to one in 14 years.
Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?
resistanze
08-16-2013, 07:47 PM
Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?
You seem awfully salty as well. Did lee streetview you or something?
ohmwrecker
08-16-2013, 07:55 PM
Why is Wild Cobra questioning anyone else's "habits"?
Bill_Brasky
08-16-2013, 09:50 PM
:lol sounds like WC uses this product.
leemajors
08-16-2013, 10:12 PM
Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?
http://jezebel.com/these-liquid-lapdance-pants-store-your-jizz-prevent-un-1138889213
no matter how much you try to shift it, you're not getting away from your streetviewstalker rep son :lol
CuckingFunt
08-16-2013, 11:44 PM
Yeah, Jezebel was where I first read about this. I must also be a deviant with odd habits.
ohmwrecker
08-18-2013, 03:40 PM
Yeah, Jezebel was where I first read about this. I must also be a deviant with odd habits.
You're not?!
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