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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    4. They contain your semen. When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he's not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy's crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome. With Liquid Lapdance, you can relax and fully-enjoy the orgasm without worrying about minimizing or containing ejaculation as you might in regular underwear.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he's not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy's crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome.


    Is this really a problem? What kind of loser gets his nut off on a lap dance?

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    "If you don't come, we'll give you a full refund"
    The Judge Judy episode will be the highest rated ever.

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    "If you don't come, we'll give you a full refund"
    The Judge Judy episode will be the highest rated ever.
    I don't think Judge Judy has jurisdiction in that case. It's really just arbitration and I doubt that Liquid Lapdance would ever let it get to that point anyway. They'll probably just honor the money back guarantee based on the honor system. On the other hand, who is willing to sue them and have that become part of the pubic records.

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    I don't think Judge Judy has jurisdiction in that case. It's really just arbitration and I doubt that Liquid Lapdance would ever let it get to that point anyway. They'll probably just honor the money back guarantee based on the honor system. On the other hand, who is willing to sue them and have that become part of the pubic records.
    Pubic records you mean, and Juggs Judy.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    European Penis Bath

    "Your lady may think you wasted $36 on a fresher set of balls, but she won't be ready to hang you by them."

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    LOL...

    Only people like Lee would use and endorse such a product.

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    lol wearing underwear while getting a lapdance. You ers are doing it wrong

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    LOL...

    Only people like Lee would use and endorse such a product.
    Nah leemajors is one of the most levelheaded people here, I'd be very surprised if he visits strip clubs.

    But anyway, I hate that there is not a picture of the product out of the wrapper

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    Let it Rain!

    Rain dance!


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    Nah leemajors is one of the most levelheaded people here, I'd be very surprised if he visits strip clubs.

    But anyway, I hate that there is not a picture of the product out of the wrapper
    Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?

    It's probably adult baby plastic covers...

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    Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?

    It's probably adult baby plastic covers...
    Don't front. You know exactly what they are.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Well, why does he make such threads? What sites is he visiting to find such things?

    It's probably adult baby plastic covers...
    cause that is hilarious. maalox is kinda right, I have not been to one in 14 years.

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    cause that is hilarious. maalox is kinda right, I have not been to one in 14 years.
    Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?

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    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?
    You seem awfully salty as well. Did lee streetview you or something?

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Why is Wild Cobra questioning anyone else's "habits"?

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    sounds like WC uses this product.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Yes, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. The question still remains. Why type of sites do you visit, people you associate with, or what that leads to such a find? What does it say about your habits?
    http://jezebel.com/these-liquid-lapd...-un-1138889213

    no matter how much you try to shift it, you're not getting away from your streetviewstalker rep son

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    Yeah, Jezebel was where I first read about this. I must also be a deviant with odd habits.

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Yeah, Jezebel was where I first read about this. I must also be a deviant with odd habits.
    You're not?!

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