BUMP
09-12-2013, 12:19 PM
I remember we did this in the LSU vs 'Bama 'tional 'ship 'hread 'while 'ack and due to popular opinion, we're gonna do it again. ('murica)
okay guise here we go...assuming A&M has the ball first
Play #1
Manziel drops back, has three open receivers, scrambles, and runs into the arms of two sweaty black males for a one yard gain. (sweaty black men in white all chest bump and yell)
Play #2
Sweaty black running back runs into a group of more sweaty black men for a 2 yard gain (more chestbumping, jive, etc)
Play #3
Manziel has multiple people open but runs around and throws it away into row 7 for a 3 and out (the chestbumping from the black males on the other side has reached a crescendo at this point, similar to the 4th berotone in Beethoven's 19 orchestra Dramagio in D flat
Play #4
Alabama has the ball, they run it up the middle into the arms of another large male species on the team in maroon (defensive tackle) for a one yard gain. This large male is also perspiring heavily
Play #5
Alabama gets creative and runs it to the left this time, for an astounding 3 yard gain, but sweaty black male in Fig. 3-1 finds another group of sweaty black men that bring him to his knees
Play #6
Alabama's creativity is simply mindblowing as they hit A&M with a play-action pass (where they fake it to the running back) and he hits a tall perspiring African American Male for a first down
http://uwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jon-Bostic.jpg
Figure 3-1
okay guise here we go...assuming A&M has the ball first
Play #1
Manziel drops back, has three open receivers, scrambles, and runs into the arms of two sweaty black males for a one yard gain. (sweaty black men in white all chest bump and yell)
Play #2
Sweaty black running back runs into a group of more sweaty black men for a 2 yard gain (more chestbumping, jive, etc)
Play #3
Manziel has multiple people open but runs around and throws it away into row 7 for a 3 and out (the chestbumping from the black males on the other side has reached a crescendo at this point, similar to the 4th berotone in Beethoven's 19 orchestra Dramagio in D flat
Play #4
Alabama has the ball, they run it up the middle into the arms of another large male species on the team in maroon (defensive tackle) for a one yard gain. This large male is also perspiring heavily
Play #5
Alabama gets creative and runs it to the left this time, for an astounding 3 yard gain, but sweaty black male in Fig. 3-1 finds another group of sweaty black men that bring him to his knees
Play #6
Alabama's creativity is simply mindblowing as they hit A&M with a play-action pass (where they fake it to the running back) and he hits a tall perspiring African American Male for a first down
http://uwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jon-Bostic.jpg
Figure 3-1