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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    I remember we did this in the LSU vs 'Bama 'tional 'ship 'hread 'while 'ack and due to popular opinion, we're gonna do it again. ('murica)

    okay guise here we go...assuming A&M has the ball first

    Play #1

    Manziel drops back, has three open receivers, scrambles, and runs into the arms of two sweaty black males for a one yard gain. (sweaty black men in white all chest bump and yell)

    Play #2

    Sweaty black running back runs into a group of more sweaty black men for a 2 yard gain (more chestbumping, jive, etc)

    Play #3

    Manziel has multiple people open but runs around and throws it away into row 7 for a 3 and out (the chestbumping from the black males on the other side has reached a crescendo at this point, similar to the 4th berotone in Beethoven's 19 orchestra Dramagio in D flat

    Play #4

    Alabama has the ball, they run it up the middle into the arms of another large male species on the team in maroon (defensive tackle) for a one yard gain. This large male is also perspiring heavily

    Play #5

    Alabama gets creative and runs it to the left this time, for an astounding 3 yard gain, but sweaty black male in Fig. 3-1 finds another group of sweaty black men that bring him to his knees

    Play #6

    Alabama's creativity is simply mindblowing as they hit A&M with a play-action pass (where they fake it to the running back) and he hits a tall perspiring African American Male for a first down



    Figure 3-1

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Five. DesignatedT's Avatar
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    Why would the Seahawks running back be playing defense for A&M?

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