***Week 4 Game Thread sponsored by Brian Baldinger's pinkie finger***

[Chief Brody]

Couple observations:

-Either Pittsburgh or Minnesota is going to be 0-4 at the end of the week--2 underachieving teams that are poorly coached (hmmmm)

-The fucking Jets OR Titans will be 3-1. I'm sure we all saw that coming.

-Litmus test for Miami, especially since it looks like Cam Wake is out (knee). If they can win or keep it close down to the wire in the Dome then they might be legit.

-Another chance for Dallas to build on a dominant performance and separate from the pack in that shitty division. If they lose another winnable game like this (@SD), then.............i don't know, smh.

-New England is the quietest 3-0 I've ever seen, mostly due to drastic decrease in talent coupled with a shitty beginning schedule. On the road against a 1-2 Falcons team will be a good indicator of just how depleted they are on the offensive side. That being said, I wouldn't feel safe betting against Brady in an underdog situation. HOFer playing with house money, etc.

-Don't get too excited if the Texans beat the Seahawks...they're a shitty road team. On the flipside, if Seattle wins then it's another impressive victory. That doesn't sound fair, but that's life.

-Ravens defense is best it's been since 2006 (possibly better). Good test for Buffalo. Despite their anemic offense and key injuries (RR, DP, etc), they're still the 2nd best team in the AFC and actually had a halftime lead in Mile High in Week One before Peyton went Godmode in the 2nd half. Even with all their personnel losses, they'll still maintain their streak of making the playoffs and winning at least one playoff game which started back in 2008 when Flacco and Harbaugh arrived.

[J.T.]

I can count to potato

[Holden_Caulfield]

I can count to potato
good luck bro, gabby gonna tap that ass tomorrow :lmao

[Blizzardwizard]

SD is extremely reliant on the O-line this year, with injuries to it already, the only way I can see Dallas losing is if Romo plays like Romo.

[Spur-Addict]

If our decimated O-Line holds up on the road vs JJ and company it's a HUGE win. Biggest game of the year to date hands down, and top 5 for the year.

[Fabbs]

I'll be at the game.
Anyone want Rivers or Romos auto?

[jeebus]

I'm suicidal today as my nigga Scam has a bye week.

[td4mvp2k]

I'll be at the game.Anyone want Rivers or Romos auto?a auto is da only good thing bout dat sh*t SD team

[spurraider21]

San Francisco chronicle reports Pryor is starting, but glazer says its flynn

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[Chinook]

The Bills are missing 3/4 of their starting secondary. I want to see Flacco and company pass. We also have Glennon's first start. Not really excited about Eagles/Broncos, although I'm definitely rooting for Philadelphia pulling the upset.

[Chinook]

San Francisco chronicle reports Pryor is starting, but glazer says its flynn

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Hopefully it's the former. But it's also not a bad thing if the team wants to protect Pryor. After all, he is now more valuable than the organization might have thought he was.

[Spur-Addict]

The Bills are missing 3/4 of their starting secondary. I want to see Flacco and company pass. We also have Glennon's first start. Not really excited about Eagles/Broncos, although I'm definitely rooting for Philadelphia pulling the upset.

Yeah if Gino Sanchez can throw for 300 plus, Flacco in theory shouldn't have a problem. I think Rice is a go this week too.

[leemajors]

This Rob Riggle pregame shit is godawful.

[Holden_Caulfield]

come on jags, make it blaine on them hoes!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This Rob Riggle pregame shit is godawful.
It was hilarious when they had Caliendo doing it (assuming you're referring to the fox pregame).

[Spur-Addict]

Earl!!!!!!! Pick in the red zone.

[leemajors]

It was hilarious when they had Caliendo doing it (assuming you're referring to the fox pregame).

Aye.

:lol Texans

[benefactor]

Welp

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I guarantee you all that the Packers will not lose this week.

[Chief Brody]

Mike Glennon already having a better year than Freeman:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Who would of thought that the first TD of the day would come from the Tampa Bay offense of all things.

[Holden_Caulfield]

luck scared against that jags D :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

fucking beast

[benefactor]

Thankfully I'm not on call and I have plenty of beer today.

[benefactor]

...and the Dline saves the day again. They will have to do that a lot for Houston to have a chance.

[AchillesHeel]

lol Steelers going 0 - 4 after this game

[Michael Jordan.]

Watt beastin

[Spur-Addict]

...and the Dline saves the day again. They will have to do that a lot for Houston to have a chance.

And they certainly will. Our O-Line is being held together with duct tape LOL

[Bill_Brasky]

Pitt/minny is awful. please take us elsewhere, cbs.

[Bill_Brasky]

yea loved watt blowing up that run.

[benefactor]

Griffin leveled someone.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Pitt/minny is awful. please take us elsewhere, cbs.
yeah put the jags game. theyre actually up :lmao

[Chief Brody]

Buffalo needed 6 there

[jeebus]

Pitt/minny is awful. please take us elsewhere, cbs.
"OK. Here's Bengals/Browns."

- in 2 hours

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Mike Glennon already having a better year than Freeman:lol
Well Glennon can at least complete over 50% of his passes unlike Freeman.

[Spur-Addict]

Damn he was wide open

[Chief Brody]

wow, an actual beautiful throw from Schaub

[benefactor]

Graham...best 2nd TE in the league.

[Raven]

what a throw by shaub :wow

[benefactor]

wow, an actual beautiful throw from Schaub
Guy was open and it wasn't that far. He can hit those all day.

[Bill_Brasky]

Griffin leveled someone.

Brandon browner. not very often someone gets a good hit on that guy either.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Kansas City started on their own 2 yard line and are now 1st and goal at the Giants 5.

Kansas City on this drive is doing what they're suppose to do against a horrible defense.

[Spur-Addict]

Just take a damn knee

[Bill_Brasky]

lol at the Texans kicker trying to get in on that dogpile

[Raven]

great idea to return that :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Leveon doing work for my team so far tbh imo fwiw

[AchillesHeel]

lol monkeyballer

[TheCultOfPersonality]

98 yard Chiefs drive ends with a TD pass from Alex Smith.

[Raven]

wilson's monkeyballing ruined that drive.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Touchdown Giants. Wow that was quick.

[Chief Brody]

That Flacco-to-Brown play was a carbon copy of Boldin's TD catches against NE and SF last year

[benefactor]

wilson's monkeyballing ruined that drive.
He's not going to be able to get away with that shit against Houston's defensive front...especially with all the injuries Seattle is dealing with on the Oline.

[benefactor]

Foster has been destroying them in the open field.

[benefactor]

...and now Tate.

[Spur-Addict]

Getting gashed

[benefactor]

Now if we can only convince the Skeens to send Cousins to Houston for Tate....

[benefactor]

Schaub has put together a nice recovery after the pick.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Well at least Big Ben isn't thoroughly getting outplayed by Matt Cassell like he was by Locker, Dalton, and Cutler.

[AchillesHeel]

shithawks getting shitted on

[Chief Brody]

lol Seattle just playing like the road team they are.

[Holden_Caulfield]

is schaub carving that seattle d? :lmao

[benefactor]

is schaub carving that seattle d? :lmao
I know. I don't know quite what to make of it either.

[Chief Brody]

RIP Brandon Weeden. A late bloomer whose career is already over

[Chief Brody]

AP is so fucking good:lol

[benefactor]

Cushing rejects your deposit

[AchillesHeel]

lol interception

:lmao shithawks

[Clipper Nation]

AP is so fucking good:lol

Man, the Steelers suck ass this year, too.... all the yinzers in Pittsburgh must be on suicide watch :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Cush

[Chief Brody]

Gabbert 3/8 with 2 ints...sounds about right

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Brian Hoyer 11-13 134 yards 1 TD 0 INTs against a Cincinnati defense that Aaron Rodgers had trouble with.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Gabbert 3/8 with 2 ints...sounds about right
in his defense his only wr is shorts and the rest are rookies and practice squad players. but yeah he sucks

[Chief Brody]

EJ to Woods woot woot!

[Raven]

in his defense his only wr is shorts and the rest are rookies and practice squad players. but yeah he sucks

when athleticism is a big reason why you drafted your qb, you know you're doing it wrong.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Rapistpervert
:lol Sacked again

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Eli Manning and the Giants with their 1 millionth turnover this season.

[Chief Brody]

lol Stafford is a lucky bastard

[Chief Brody]

Colts with the impressive power running in the redzone. That team is going to beast for years to come

[benefactor]

Nice stop.

[Chief Brody]

Freddie!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lets go you fat rapist piece of shit Antonio Brown time.

[Chief Brody]

Lets go you fat rapist piece of shit Antonio Brown time.
:tuon my other FF team. Nigga went HAM last week

[benefactor]

Oh...and lol read option. I have no idea why they continue to force that bullshit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Or get sacked while staring down Heath Miller big rape.

[benefactor]

Conserviak tbh.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Roethlisberger sacked again.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:tuon my other FF team. Nigga went HAM last week
He's been beasting for me in the ST league because of the bullpoint reception points we get :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Conserviak tbh.

after what hapened against Balt to close that half not surprising

[benefactor]

Good point

[Chinook]

That Flacco-to-Brown play was a carbon copy of Boldin's TD catches against NE and SF last year

And then the offense goes to absolute crap and the defense lets players run right up the middle for a score.

[benefactor]

Johnson putting in serious work

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao jesus the Lions are ass raping Chicago

[Holden_Caulfield]

the bears getting shat on :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Lions raping the Bears right now 30-10

[benefactor]

:lmao jesus the Lions are ass raping Chicago
:lol 27pt second quarter

[Trainwreck2100]

damn that shit looked bad

[Bill_Brasky]

goddamn, that was ugly....

[benefactor]

Reggie Bush with the USC first half :wow

[Raven]

Oh...and lol read option. I have no idea why they continue to force that bullshit.

coz it's oh so exiting

[AchillesHeel]

Feel sorry for Bennett's dad, tbh. Watching your own son get injured like that, shit could be serious.

[benefactor]

Beer Can...hopefully he's got his bad game out and can be consistent from here on out.

[Trainwreck2100]

Feel sorry for Bennett's dad, tbh. Watching your own son get injured like that, shit could be serious.

I don't think he knew it was his kid while he was on the ground either

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the Lions' lead would be even bigger if Stafford didn't miss a few wide open throws

[Raven]

feels really weird to see lardarius webb getting burned and missing tackles.

[Spur-Addict]

Could be a lot worse aside from losing Bennett

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Well that ends that Lions drive.

[Raven]

...and now he's injured too, yuck.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Looking at the score board and the only real shocker that I see is Cleveland over Cincinnati and how Hoyer is outplaying Dalton. I thought for sure that what Hoyer did was a fluke because he faced the Minnesota Viking defense.

[benefactor]

Alright Houston...finish dammit.

[benefactor]

That pieced together line doesn't have a chance.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You assholes better hand it off to Le'veon at the one

[Raven]

wilson keeps on monkeyballing

[benefactor]

Using Mercilus as a spy has worked to perfection.

[jeebus]

wilson keeps on monkeyballing
because that's all they know how to do. they don't have the processing power in their brain to do something else.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Seattle with 91 yards of offense.
Marshawn Lynch with 92 yards of offense (60 rushing 32 receiving)

[symple19]

Great watching the semen chickens get abused

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I think that was the first interception of the season for Alex Smith.

[Holden_Caulfield]

i think the jags has a better chance of coming back down 20-3 than the seahags :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The two smug ass friends I have from Seattle got so butthurt at the notion Russell Wilson was gonna have a sophomore slump when I trolled them about it over the off season but I never imagined Wilson would be this shitty :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao AP making the Steelers look like a high school team

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Alshon beasting the week I start him and symple starts Cutler

[Spur-Addict]

Duct tape isn't holding.

[JingleJangleJingle]

:lmao AP making the Steelers look like a high school team

most teams are making the Steelers look like a high school team this year.

[jeebus]

Wilson shoulda monkeyballed for the 1st down. Stupid fucking chimp.

[JingleJangleJingle]

lol Russell Wilson what a pussy cost his team a 1st down by sliding now they have to punt

[Michael Jordan.]

Watt!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

lol game manager slid before the first down

[Michael Jordan.]

lol game manager slid before the first down
CushROID put det fear of gawd in his life

[Trainwreck2100]

CushROID put det fear of gawd in his life

Roids he got from Carroll so i guess it's come full circle

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Rapistpervert with a hideous INT

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao big rape with the Gabbertesk intercepton.

[resistanze]

big rape
:lol

[jeebus]

:lmao Rapistpervert with a hideous INT


:lmao big rape with the Gabbertesk intercepton.
:lmao I might have to watch this game

[Spur-Addict]

Beautiful strip. Should have three turnovers so far but I'll take. We have to convert on this possession.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Steelers "defense"

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol jags you guys suck. can it be the 2014 draft already :(

[resistanze]

:lol Eli is horrendous

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Joey Baggadonuts with the retarded pick

[resistanze]

:lol Flacco elite

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol flacco. nigga got paid and has a ring. who cares :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Flacco coasting in the regular season per par :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Wilson with more 3rd down monkeyballing

:lmao that Eli Manning fly ball to center field interception

[Spur-Addict]

Fighting with one hand without half a starting offensive line. Just keep fighting.

[benefactor]

:lol Houston's whole defense chasing Wilson...I could block better than some of these Olinemen that Seattle are playing.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Eli is horrendous
He's been horrible all season tbh.

[Chief Brody]

Flacco with a terrible game...Aaron Williams went from a horrible CB to a beast safety. I'll take it

[Trainwreck2100]

game manager managing a FG with gifted field position for the second time today

[Raven]

nowhere :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Wilson with more 3rd down monkeyballing

:lmao that Eli Manning fly ball to center field interception
Wilson got BLASTED at the end of the play too. Like a ragdoll :lol

[Chief Brody]

Flacco coasting in the regular season per par :lol

Yup, he'll finish with 22/16 this season and beast in the playoffs like always. Dude is the ultimate sandbagger

[JingleJangleJingle]

lol flacco. nigga got paid and has a ring. who cares :lmao

yeah fuck it i would take overpaying a guy 100m if it meant a ring somewhere around that time, even if it kills the team the next couple of seasons.

[Holden_Caulfield]

watt you warrior

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol KC only being up by 3 points
:lol them and the Dolphins getting taken seriously

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Rapistpervert sacked yet again

[jeebus]

Sacklisberger

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Packers have the Giants and the Steelers on their schedule. They better not lose to either one.

[Michael Jordan.]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1050/xmin.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Jay Cutler one upping big rape and flacco on ugly ints when Jeffery was wide open

[Holden_Caulfield]

cutler getting owned by the lions secondary? lol wut :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Lechler!

[Chinook]

Hay esperanza en Bufalo.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cassel running on the Steelers

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Roethlisberger getting outplayed by Jake Locker, Andy Dalton, Jay Cutler, now Matt Cassel
:lol Steeler defense forcing zero turnovers on the season despite playing Locker, Cutler, and Cassel

[jeebus]

:lmao Jay Cutler one upping big rape and flacco on ugly ints when Jeffery was wide open
They need to beg det nigga Nic Orton back tbh.

[Holden_Caulfield]

holy shit whats the interception count on the day:lmao

[Raven]

:lol @ fumbling qb at the own 1yd line

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Nice throw by Alex Smith. NOT!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They need to beg det nigga Nic Orton back tbh.
:lol I'm hoping we can see FatNicCage play today

:lol Staff infection throwing a redzone int

[benefactor]

Nice catch.

[jeebus]

:lol I'm hoping we can see FatNicCage play today

:lol Staff infection throwing a redzone int
:lol Romo going out with an injury would make my month

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol cutler

[Clipper Nation]

holy shit whats the interception count on the day:lmao

The Philbilly hasn't even played yet, imagine how he's going to be inflating that count :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Romo going out with an injury would make my month

Sadly, Turny Romover is going to look like regular-season Peyton against our secondary :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Cutler

[Trainwreck2100]

Nice catch.

game manage bailed out by his receiver

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cutler
http://thejetpress.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/30/files/2009/03/emo_jay_cutler.jpg

[benefactor]

game manage bailed out by his receiver
The Schaub Special.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The Philbilly hasn't even played yet, imagine how he's going to be inflating that count :lol
The Jets Titans game should also add a few to the int count :lol

[jeebus]

Sadly, Turny Romover is going to look like regular-season Peyton against our secondary :lol
Maybe R:rollinm:rollin can build a huge lead so Cage can take over

[Spur-Addict]

McCluster with a sick return

[TheCultOfPersonality]

TOUCHDOWN DEXTER McCLUSTER!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

http://thejetpress.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/30/files/2009/03/emo_jay_cutler.jpg
I wonder if he's gonna go test his blood sugar

[benefactor]

Receiver bailout disengaged

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Rapistpervert bailed out by his receivers and faking an injury

[Holden_Caulfield]

rapelisberger can only rape with one hand now :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol big rape injuring his hand
:lol jacking off too much since he can't rape girls anymore

[Chief Brody]

:lmaoFlacco today

[jeebus]

:monkey

[resistanze]

HOU is eating that O-line alive.

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[resistanze]

Monkeyball Perfection.

[AchillesHeel]

Damn AP is beasting, 2TDS and 115 yds so far

[Spur-Addict]

Beast drive. Good job Russ

[resistanze]

Make all the jokes in the world, but he's one of the best game managers I've ever seen, tbh

[benefactor]

Should have called a timeout there. The alignment was all fucked up.

[Raven]

pure monkeyballing.. can't get more fluky than that

[Chief Brody]

Blaine Gabbert update: 8/17, 44 yds, 0 tds, 2 ints

[Clipper Nation]

:cry pure :cry monkeyballing.. :cry can't :cry get :cry more :cry fluky :cry than :cry that :cry:cry:cry

[Spur-Addict]

Gotta do what you gotta do when you don't have top flight wide outs.

[Raven]

geez watt

[Trainwreck2100]

Blaine Gabbert update: 8/17, 44 yds, 0 tds, 2 ints

lock of the week huh?

[Chief Brody]

yeah yeah yeah

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Blaine Gabbert update: 8/17, 44 yds, 0 tds, 2 ints
So basically just another day at the office for Blaine Gabbert.

[resistanze]

What a fucking stiff QB

[benefactor]

Cushing has a concussion. Fucking hell.

[JingleJangleJingle]

houston texans just love to choke...

[benefactor]

They will lose this game. None of the LB's behind Cushing are worth a damn.

[benefactor]

Come on Dline...save our ass.

[Trainwreck2100]

we already saw that gamebreak fox

[jeebus]

:monkey:monkey:monkey

[resistanze]

Fail.

[leemajors]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Thank you, Mr. Game Manager.

[Spur-Addict]

Solid pick

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck you game manager

[Lincoln]

Lol

[Raven]

They will lose this game. None of the LB's behind Cushing are worth a damn.

they look ok to me tbh :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey:monkey:monkey

[Chief Brody]

Make monkeyball throw and you see the results...

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Rapistpervert getting bailed out yet again
:lol Luckiest quarterback of all time

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Rapistpervert getting bailed out yet again
:lol Luckiest quarterback of all time
Every time the Steelers get brought up on ESPN they rant about how bad the offensive line is and how hard they make it for big rape but watching this game the O-line hasn't been bad at all.

[jeebus]

Sch:lmaoub

[resistanze]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Matt Shit

[Pelicans78]

WTF Schaub?

[Spur-Addict]

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raven]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

afkja;kjv;lajb;lajgv;laekjf;aljf;dlfj fuck

[jeebus]

honestly. why the fuck do you throw right there? :lmao

[Chief Brody]

OMFG WE'VE SEEN THAT MCCLUSTER REPLAY 10 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY

[leemajors]

Wow

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Schaub

[jeebus]

lol time to kill myself with alcohol

[Chris]

LMAO Schwabb

[Pelicans78]

What a shitty play call as well. Play-action pass was a dumb call. Should have just called a passing play. But then Schaub totally fucks up. What a horrible mistake.

[Trainwreck2100]

game manager bailed out by his D again

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Schaub

[AchillesHeel]

LOL TEXANS HOLY SHIT

talk about a choke :lmao

[Chief Brody]

The state of Texas has 2 Tony Romos

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

OMFG WE'VE SEEN THAT MCCLUSTER REPLAY 10 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY
:lol literally the same thing I was thinking

[HarlemHeat37]

Man, Schaub fucking sucks, tbh..

Houston should fire Kubiak and cut Schaub tomorrow, tbh..

[benefactor]

...and the feed is dead.

[resistanze]

game manager bailed out by his D again

How the fuck do you make that play about Wilson? :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I still can't believe that the Packers lost to this Cincinnati team that's now getting buttraped by the Browns.

[Trainwreck2100]

omg ANOUTHER pick 6 for schaub

[Ditty]

Only time I will ever go for the seacocks!

[UZER]

Matt "Romo" Schaub

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao schaub. roll with keenum already you stupid fucks :lmao

[jeebus]

...and the feed is dead.
they're at around the 45 yard line

[Spur-Addict]

Defense needs a breather

[Pelicans78]

The play call by Kubiak was horrible as well.

[resistanze]

I still can't believe that the Packers lost to this Cincinnati team that's now getting buttraped by the Browns.

I almost forgot that happened. Thanks.

But if GB can bounce back after the Fail Mary last year, they should be OK.