Lakers: :wow MVPau [Archive] - Page 2

spurraider21

01-04-2014, 01:47 PM

Still not good enough to make the playoffs, so not sure what your point is. If it's to have a non-playoff team piss away a golden opportunity to land a franchise draft pick, then solid take:tu

This is a 35-37 win team if they go all-out the rest of the year. What does that accomplish?
I'm not suggesting their winning games here and there is good for their long term outlook. But Pau having a d-league roster winning games is pretty impressive

Venti Quattro

01-04-2014, 01:52 PM

I'm not suggesting their winning games here and there is good for their long term outlook. But Pau having a d-league roster winning games is pretty impressive

Kobe made the playoffs twice with a D-League roster. What's the big deal

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 01:57 PM

AchillesHeel

01-04-2014, 02:05 PM

He's been dead to me since 2011 when he went full emo in the playoffs and killed any shot of a 3-peat. That was still a damn good Lakers team and our last real contender. Him stat-padding against shitty teams in meaningless regular season games isn't gonna change my view of him.

Because everyone else (Kirby) were playing up to their best on that team. They were all fatigued and Phil abandoned ship. Kirby sucked in the POs that year, especially against Dallas.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 02:17 PM

Because everyone else (Kirby) were playing up to their best on that team. They were all fatigued and Phil abandoned ship. Kirby sucked in the POs that year, especially against Dallas.
^Another Pau apologist. Man, you would think this guy is Jesus Christ by reading this site.

As bad as the Lakers played that series they definitely should've won games 1 and 3. Pau played bad AND played like a pussy. He's the fucking reason we didn't sweep that garbage-ass Hornets team in the first round. Dude got owned by Aaron Gray.

So your "MVPau" or "alpha" (or whatever the fuck is trending in the NBA Forum these days) is a guy who gets beasted on by the likes of Leon Powe and Aaron Grey, and also lets female problems affect his play on the court. These are facts. This is the guy you worship

Venti Quattro

01-04-2014, 02:49 PM

I actually like Pau but this is just another pathetic ploy by people who will stop at nothing to discredit Kobe.

Pau plays like a pussy .... of course it's Kobe's fault.
Pau plays well .... OMG he is the best Laker of all time, certainly better than the champion chucker.

It's getting old and it's futile because the Lakers are going nowhere this year, whether it's MVPau or Pussy Pau. This would've been a bit more effective if

A. The Lakers are ACTUALLY winning
B. He didn't play like a tight vagina in 2011

Don't get why some people are jacking off to a 12-12 with "MVPau", but sure, suit yourself. Whatever gets you through the night.

ZOMG MVPAU IS THE BEST the Lakers are .500 when he's playing! And OMG that near triple double against a scrub team, such an amazing work of God :cry :cry

Splits

01-04-2014, 03:02 PM

Damn all of Laker nation SALTY as fuck with ENs thread and Pau's throwback year and carrying their team

Venti Quattro

01-04-2014, 03:11 PM

Damn all of Laker nation SALTY as fuck with ENs thread and Pau's throwback year and carrying their team

Since you think we are salty, what purpose does this MVPAU prop-up thread serve other than to try to prop up a lost cause and to spite Kobe...

Salty is when the Lakers lost to Boston in 2008 and Paul Pierce and his wheelchair defeated LA. I just feel pity for the empty praises for Pau Gasol.

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01-04-2014, 03:12 PM

Salty is when the Lakers lost to Boston in 2008 and Paul Pierce and his wheelchair defeated LA.

Venti

Splits

01-04-2014, 03:12 PM

^mad

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 03:16 PM

^idolizes a homosexual LARPing cuckold

thunderup

01-04-2014, 03:19 PM

^idolizes a homosexual LARPing cuckold
:lol He's the shittiest piggyback rider poster on the forum, too.

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01-04-2014, 03:21 PM

^mad

Me? No. I'm resigned. You guys are living the nightmare of last June again & again & again. We're handy so you take off after us. It's understandable. You not only lost, but, you didn't win. You didn't get it. You had it lined up perfect...5-5, the shit bag, the whole fucking thing was finished. That it happened is acceptable, but, that it happened to you? No. Even I cannot come to grip with that.

Splits

01-04-2014, 03:28 PM

Me?

No, Venti. Although I do find it interesting you've collectively given up on your team. Olajuwon won a chip from the 8, and Ewing got his team to the finals from the same spot.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 03:29 PM

Me? No. I'm resigned. You guys are living the nightmare of last June again & again & again. We're handy so you take off after us. It's understandable. You not only lost, but, you didn't win. You didn't get it. You had it lined up perfect...5-5, the shit bag, the whole fucking thing was finished. That it happened is acceptable, but, that it happened to you? No. Even I cannot come to grip with that.
The Spurs are like the Dallas Cowboys on steroids--with each new collapse better than the last:

2008: Blew 20-pt leads in Games 1 and 5 of WCF
2009: 1st round TKO by #6 Mavs
2010: Swept by the Suns
2011: 8
2012: Backdoor swept--on the heels of a 20-game winning streak:rollin
2013: 6, the most epic collapse in American professional sports history

Sadly, last year will never be topped in our lifetimes. San Antonio might have a WCF run in them, but more than likely they'll get dropped in the WCSF, then brag that they finished better than the worst Lakers team in history.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 03:30 PM

No, Venti. Although I do find it interesting you've collectively given up on your team. Olajuwon won a chip from the 8, and Ewing got his team to the finals from the same spot.
No, he won from the 6. Ewing didn't get his team shit. Sprewell, Houston, and LJ got them there in that diluted piss-poor abortion of an NBA season

Splits

01-04-2014, 03:34 PM

No, he won from the 6. Ewing didn't get his team shit. Sprewell, Houston, and LJ got them there in that diluted piss-poor abortion of an NBA season

My bads, 6, 8, whatever. MVPau can keep you afloat until your God comes back to lead you to a 6-8 seed. But you've all quit on your team already.

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01-04-2014, 03:36 PM

MVPau can keep you afloat until your God comes back to lead you to a 6-8 seed. But you've all quit on your team already.

Go on, Pau. Chop/chop.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 03:43 PM

My bads, 6, 8, whatever. MVPau can keep you afloat until your God comes back to lead you to a 6-8 seed. But you've all quit on your team already. thunderup (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35988) was right tbh, you're the Smush Parker of the NBA Forum...and you apparently can't read for shit. Any sensible Lakers/basketball fan knows that tanking this season is in the best interest of the team long term.

Just ask David Robinson, who made his greatest contribution to your franchise by embellishing his injury and landing you Tim Duncan.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 03:47 PM

I might have to re-enable my Laker app updates so I can rub one out every time Pau drops a double-double

ElNono

01-04-2014, 03:55 PM

:lol MVPau is making probably one of the worst rosters in the league a borderline playoff team (Wolves are currently ranked #9 in the West exactly with a .500 record. In the East, a .500 record is good for #5 seed), trying to save the dignity of a once proud franchise and Lakerfan is mad... smh...

Just goes to show how good this guys still is, tbh... if the Lakeshow would've been able to surround him with a proper roster instead of handing out $10m/$30m contracts to has beens... that's on Fredo though, not the fans...

ElNono

01-04-2014, 03:58 PM

If the Lakeshow wants to tank, why are they handing out $20m+ contracts to 35 year olds? :lol

You already have a 20-10 player in MVPau, you just need a solid roster around him...

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01-04-2014, 04:00 PM

If the Lakeshow wants to tank, why are they handing out $20m+ contracts to 35 year olds? :lol

Because he went back-to-back and stopped a Lottery pick from coming back here.

Let us proceed...

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01-04-2014, 04:01 PM

:lol MVPau is making probably one of the worst rosters in the league a borderline playoff team

& he also swore up & fucking down (in association with Howard & Nash) that he'd persevere in Kobe's absence Vs. you.

tee, hee.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 04:08 PM

& he also swore up & fucking down (in association with Howard & Nash) that he'd persevere in Kobe's absence Vs. you.

tee, hee.

Unlike Nash, Howard, Cancer, Dr Buss and you, he didn't quit.

tee, hee

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 04:12 PM

If the Lakeshow wants to tank, why are they handing out $20m+ contracts to 35 year olds? :lol
You just answered your own question, dumbass. They are incapable of beating a team like the Miami Heat (or an up-and-coming Pacers squad) for the next couple of years, so rather than be mediocre (at best) with crickets chirping at Staples, they made a business decision to keep asses in the seats. It's a shitty situation, but they weren't going anywhere anyways.

Besides, who were these "missing FA pieces" the Lakers could've had that would've magically made them competitive with the elite teams?

Howard was a disaster and is mentally weak, Melo is a loser, everybody Brooklyn acquired sucks, etc etc. It's completely diluted right now (which is fine, but nevertheless), and that is why tanking is the only viable option.

Congrats to Pau though for being this season's Gerald Wallace or Al Jefferson. Looks great on the resume.

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01-04-2014, 04:14 PM

tee, hee

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 04:28 PM

You just answered your own question, dumbass. They are incapable of beating a team like the Miami Heat (or an up-and-coming Pacers squad) for the next couple of years, so rather than be mediocre (at best) with crickets chirping at Staples, they made a business decision to keep asses in the seats. It's a shitty situation, but they weren't going anywhere anyways.

It's only a shitty situation because Fredo decided to hand out Nash hilarious money, got rid of any assets to rent Howard and killed the franchise handing out the $30m deal cancer is currently sitting in.
Now it's compounded by handing out another ridiculous extension to the same cancer, and likely losing the only player that has any actual value on the team in MVPau.

Besides, who were these "missing FA pieces" the Lakers could've had that would've magically made them competitive with the elite teams?

This is funny coming from Lakerfan, whose team has a habit of making lopsided trades. Howard wasn't a FA either, until you guys traded a broken knee and garbage for him. Making deals isn't the problem, the problem is the Lakers management extended the wrong player, so who's going to want to go there to play sidekick to a has been? This is a guy that already ran outta town Shaq, Howard and soon Gasol. Nobody that wants to win is going there.

Howard was a disaster and is mentally weak, Melo is a loser, everybody Brooklyn acquired sucks, etc etc. It's completely diluted right now (which is fine, but nevertheless), and that is why tanking is the only viable option.

Congrats to Pau though for being this season's Gerald Wallace or Al Jefferson. Looks great on the resume.

Well, he's definitely on a contract year, but he's been this good in the past couple of years too. This isn't new. Unfortunately the player that was the second wheel is not even good enough to be a third or fourth wheel right now. It's difficult to win like that, and frankly I don't blame him from walking away once his current deal is done, tbh...

Brazil

01-04-2014, 04:31 PM

:lmao golden thread trapping dat lakers fans

:lol mad

:cry mvpau sucks :cry
:cry stop with your agenda :cry
:cry obliged to throw under the bus one of our player :cry

:lol getting trolled for 10 pages :lmao

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 04:32 PM

It's only a shitty situation because Fredo decided to hand out Nash hilarious money, got rid of any assets to rent Howard and killed the franchise handing out the $30m deal cancer is currently sitting in.
Now it's compounded by handing out another ridiculous extension to the same cancer, and likely losing the only player that has any actual value on the team in MVPau.

This is funny coming from Lakerfan, whose team has a habit of making lopsided trades. Howard wasn't a FA either, until you guys traded a broken knee and garbage for him. Making deals isn't the problem, the problem is the Lakers management extended the wrong player, so who's going to want to go there to play sidekick to a has been? This is a guy that already ran outta town Shaq, Howard and soon Gasol. Nobody that wants to win is going there.

Well, he's definitely on a contract year, but he's been this good in the past couple of years too. This isn't new. Unfortunately the player that was the second wheel is not even good enough to be a third or fourth wheel right now. It's difficult to win like that, and frankly I don't blame him from walking away once his current deal is done, tbh...

I'm still waiting for your hypothetical hindsight contender we could've had that could beat Miami.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 04:33 PM

Splits

01-04-2014, 04:42 PM

They are incapable of beating a team like the Miami Heat (or an up-and-coming Pacers squad) for the next couple of years

Quitter.

Besides, who were these "missing FA pieces" the Lakers could've had that would've magically made them competitive with the elite teams?

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/files/2013/06/lakers_billboard_stayd12_dwight_howard_062713b.jpg

The Lakers have NEVER built through the draft, but somehow they are now going to adopt this philosophy? Kobe has this year + 2 more. There is not a Duncan or anyone close in this draft who will make the Lakers contenders in that time period. Your best option is a healthy frontcourt rotation of MVPau, Hill, and Kaman, and Nash to make a miraculous comeback, and get a breakout season from one or two of the league min d-Leaguers you've got. That's all still a possibility, but instead the fans have embraced quitting. Congrats.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 04:45 PM

Quitter.

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/files/2013/06/lakers_billboard_stayd12_dwight_howard_062713b.jpg

The Lakers have NEVER built through the draft, but somehow they are now going to adopt this philosophy? Kobe has this year + 2 more. There is not a Duncan or anyone close in this draft who will make the Lakers contenders in that time period. Your best option is a healthy frontcourt rotation of MVPau, Hill, and Kaman, and Nash to make a miraculous comeback, and get a breakout season from one or two of the league min d-Leaguers you've got. That's all still a possibility, but instead the fans have embraced quitting. Congrats.
Smush, bringing the vanilla bads per par.

I'll bust the second nut on your face when football's over tonight.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 04:48 PM

I'm still waiting for your hypothetical hindsight contender we could've had that could beat Miami.

There were plenty of solid FA this summer, tbh. Monta Ellis, Kevin Martin, Mo Williams, Crack-Odom, Derek Fisher... if you wanted a has been SG, you could've had Manu for $7m a season, and still bring in the taco-eating population without killing your cap-space...

Plus it's not like the Lakeshow couldn't have salary-dumped Nash + scrubs for piece like Ariza or Afflalo... the problem though is you had 3 players making exorbitant amounts of money (Cancer $30m, Pau $20m and Nash $9m) and only Pau being worth that money vs production.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 04:49 PM

ElNono

01-04-2014, 04:50 PM

Forgot golden-god Splitter too, tbh...

ElNono

01-04-2014, 04:53 PM

:lol funny though that the new rationale is "build a team that can beat the Heat"... if that's the rationale, then the Lakeshow should've been tanking since Phil left... yet, not a peep was heard when they traded for Nash and Howard...

I also don't know how Wiggins help on that either, seeing Kirby is still going to want to be "the man", which automatically means you're not beating the Heat either... :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:03 PM

:lol funny though that the new rationale is "build a team that can beat the Heat"
Uh, yeah...that's every team's rationale.:lol

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01-04-2014, 05:11 PM

:lol funny though that the new rationale is "build a team that can beat the Heat"...

You beat 'em, twice.

tee, hee.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:12 PM

Uh, yeah...that's every team's rationale.:lol

But it isn't. 25+ teams aren't tanking. They might not be able to beat the Heat, but business-wise, making the conference finals is already a great deal, money wise.

Also, if that's the rationale, why was Fredo begging Howard to stay? :lol You already knew he wasn't taking you over the top...

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01-04-2014, 05:15 PM

making the conference finals is already a great deal

As if The Finals.

tee, hee.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:17 PM

As if The Finals.

tee, hee.

No doubt. Spurs did a hell of a job as the underdogs against the defending champs. The Sweep and the Quit was sweet too...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:20 PM

But it isn't. 25+ teams aren't tanking. They might not be able to beat the Heat, but business-wise, making the conference finals is already a great deal, money wise.

Also, if that's the rationale, why was Fredo begging Howard to stay? :lol You already knew he wasn't taking you over the top...
This isn't San Antonio, where the Spurs have no other competition in town to distract their ham-hock wildebeest fanbase...when I go to SA I request a room without a view, tbh.

Making the CF isn't good enough (and they're miles from even being that good) when you have the history the Lakers do while playing in the entertainment capital of the world. It's like the Yankees, where every non-title season is a failure.

I'm guessing you played basketball in a league where everybody got trophies at the end.

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01-04-2014, 05:21 PM

No doubt. Spurs did a hell of a job

"hell of a job"...you won! You beat 'em. tee. hee.

spurraider21

01-04-2014, 05:25 PM

Would the lakers have been able to construct a roster that could beat the heat? Maybe not. But so far no team in the league can say they can definitely beat the Heat. But their odds would have been much better if they didn't pay Nash 10 mil per year and choose Kobe over Dwight (and pau once free agency hits)

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:25 PM

This isn't San Antonio, where the Spurs have no other competition in town to distract their ham-hock wildebeest fanbase...when I go to SA I request a room without a view, tbh.

Making the CF isn't good enough (and they're miles from even being that good) when you have the history the Lakers do while playing in the entertainment capital of the world. It's like the Yankees, where every non-title season is a failure.

I'm guessing you played basketball in a league where everybody got trophies at the end.

:lol so why was Fredo begging? The "rationale" isn't rational in light of that.

Howard just came from blemishing the "history (of) the Lakers ... while playing in the entertainment capital of the world". So I guess now that DHo walked, it's time to pull the "but we weren't beating the Heat anyways, so this was the plan all along" card :lol

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:26 PM

"hell of a job"...you won! You beat 'em. tee. hee.

We didn't beat them, and that's fine. We could've easily pulled a Lakers, quit and chicken shit out of it, but instead we put a fight. Going in as the underdogs, it's all you can ask for and they delivered.

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01-04-2014, 05:31 PM

We didn't beat them, and that's fine. We could've easily pulled a Lakers, quit and chicken shit out of it, but instead we put a fight. Going in as the underdogs, it's all you can ask for and they delivered.

You did beat 'em, El, and you know it. That is what galls you six months and a lifetime ago. You had it right there, the victory, the 5-5, Kobe was in the haberdasher gettin' his shit bag fitted. You had it all, and you had it your way. What is a man, what has he got, if not himself, than he has not. To say the words he truly feels and not words of the one who kneels.

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:34 PM

10 emoticons, from a veteran poster too.

Yikes.

:lol still mad
:lol still getting trolled for 10 pages

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:35 PM

Spurs fans: Pau is the greatest thing in the universe since the hamburger
lakers fans: no no he sucks, he is worst than bonner

:lmao

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:36 PM

You did beat 'em, El, and you know it. That is what galls you six months and a lifetime ago. You had it right there, the victory, the 5-5, Kobe was in the haberdasher gettin' his shit bag fitted. You had it all, and you had it your way. What is a man, what has he got, if not himself, than he has not. To say the words he truly feels and not words of the one who kneels.

Nope and nope, you're not dragging the Spurs into this convo. MVPau isn't like you, he doesn't chickenshit out of it.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:36 PM

We didn't beat them, and that's fine. We could've easily pulled a Lakers, quit and chicken shit out of it, but instead we put a fight. Going in as the underdogs, it's all you can ask for and they delivered.
:lolDo you post this mickey mouse rah-rah bullshit with a straight face, tbh? You were sobbing into your spurs snuggie when they choked, and now you're trying to rationalize the most epic collapse in history.

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01-04-2014, 05:36 PM

Nope and nope, you're not dragging the Spurs into this convo. MVPau isn't like you, he doesn't chickenshit out of it.

lmcontrollinao!!!

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01-04-2014, 05:37 PM

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:38 PM

:lolDo you post this mickey mouse rah-rah bullshit with a straight face, tbh? You were sobbing into your spurs snuggie when they choked, and now you're trying to rationalize the most epic collapse in history.

link, tbh?

Let's keep talking about how tanking is going to make your team beat the Heat though :lol

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:39 PM

Forgot golden-god Splitter too, tbh...

Best defensive big in the league...lakers fans would trade Pau for our Brazilian god in a heartbeat

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:40 PM

Spurs fans: Pau is the greatest thing in the universe since the hamburger
lakers fans: no no he sucks, he is worst than bonner

:lmao

:lol this is because they've been running with the "Kirby didn't have any help" line the past couple of seasons, when in reality MVPau has been the one carrying this team despite Kirby dragging him down...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:41 PM

link, tbh?

Let's keep talking about how tanking is going to make your team beat the Heat though :lol
It certainly beats your "You could've had Monta Ellis!" strategy. I get it, bro...just like with Manu, you have a soft spot for illegal aliens. Kindred spirits, I suppose

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:43 PM

:lol this is because they've been running with the "Kirby didn't have any help" line the past couple of seasons, when in reality MVPau has been the one carrying this team despite Kirby dragging him down...

Thread of the year hands down, 10 pages and counting... You did a fine job ElNono...that's Manu vintage right there

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:43 PM

It certainly beats your "You could've had Monta Ellis!" strategy. I get it, bro...just like with Manu, you have a soft spot for illegal aliens. Kindred spirits, I suppose

So no answer on why Fredo was begging Howard and how that somehow fits with this new "building a team to beat the Heat" rationale? :lol

Yeah, I didn't think so. :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:44 PM

link, tbh?
Small market fanbases have nothing else to preoccupy their time, so they pour their lives into their sports teams. You cried, and are now denying it

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:44 PM

It certainly beats your "You could've had Monta Ellis!" strategy. I get it, bro...just like with Manu, you have a soft spot for illegal aliens. Kindred spirits, I suppose

Monta Ellis > Pau tbh

:lol

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:45 PM

Small market fanbases have nothing else to preoccupy their time, so they pour their lives into their sports teams. You cried, and are now denying it

No link? No surprises there.

Brazil

01-04-2014, 05:45 PM

Small market fanbases have nothing else to preoccupy their time, so they pour their lives into their sports teams. You cried, and are now denying it

Thats racist

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:46 PM

I can't blame DD though... going from GOAT Dr Buss to Fredo is probably one of the worst swings in ownership in the history of the league, tbh...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:48 PM

So no answer on why Fredo was begging Howard and how that somehow fits with this new "building a team to beat the Heat" rationale? :lol

Yeah, I didn't think so. :lol
Yeah, it's new...he took a shot and missed. Back to the drawing board, since there's no worthwhile FA's. "Best" shot at rebuilding now is grabbing one of those Top 4 picks...or just wait a few more years till real talent hits the market.

:lolMonta Ellis
:lol40 y/o Derek Fisher

:lolSome of the worst takes I've read in years.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:50 PM

Thats racist
I apologize.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:52 PM

Derek Fisher was in the Finals just a season ago... not sure why Lakerfan keeps on hating on their last true floor general, tbh...

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:53 PM

If anything, this thread is a testament on how good Pau was, so next season they can't pull a Fisher on him, tbh... :lol

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:54 PM

Yeah, it's new...he took a shot and missed. Back to the drawing board, since there's no worthwhile FA's. "Best" shot at rebuilding now is grabbing one of those Top 4 picks...or just wait a few more years till real talent hits the market.

So you're saying the Lakeshow could've beat the Heat with Howard back and this clusterfuck, despite what you've seen last season? :lol

You sure you want to talk about worst takes? :lol

ElNono

01-04-2014, 05:57 PM

BTW, the argument that the only way to go is to "build a team to beat the Heat" is yours, and only yours. I've stated that business-wise, a good/solid Laker team, even if they can't win it all, is still a much more marketable team that this abortion.

That's where players like Monta Ellis, Kevin Martin, etc could've helped fortify Gasol into being such a team. Same buzz that was there when 38 year old Nash was signed for $30 million, tbh...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 05:58 PM

So you're saying the Lakeshow could've beat the Heat with Howard back and this clusterfuck, despite what you've seen last season? :lol
No.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 06:00 PM

No.

Agreed. And FWIW, one thing I agreed with Bynumite on, was that the Lakeshow avoided a bullet when DHo didn't extend.

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 06:01 PM

ElNono

01-04-2014, 06:03 PM

:lolwow

:lol it's true though. The Lakeshow is all about the buzz. ESPN was tripping over itself when you guys signed up Nash/Dwight. A bunch of them had prognosticated that team coming out of the West :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 06:10 PM

:lol it's true though. The Lakeshow is all about the buzz. ESPN was tripping over itself when you guys signed up Nash/Dwight. A bunch of them had prognosticated that team coming out of the West :lol
:lolnowhere close, a former 2 time MVP and the best young Center in the league does not create the same buzz as a couple middling, inconsistent, nondescript 2-guards. That wouldn't even make the backpage of the sports section:rollin

AchillesHeel

01-04-2014, 06:21 PM

11 pages and Lakerfans are still getting trolled

this is why Nono is the best

ElNono

01-04-2014, 07:04 PM

:lolnowhere close, a former 2 time MVP and the best young Center in the league does not create the same buzz as a couple middling, inconsistent, nondescript 2-guards. That wouldn't even make the backpage of the sports section:rollin

Mo Williams, Monta, Ariza, Crack Odom, MVPau would have this team a top 3 seed right now, tbh...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 07:06 PM

Yeah, Ariza and Odom have really blossomed since leaving the Lakers:rollin

Brazil

01-04-2014, 07:17 PM

I apologize.

Thanks, appreciated

ElNono

01-04-2014, 07:17 PM

Yeah, Ariza and Odom have really blossomed since leaving the Lakers:rollin

Ariza has been great, tbh... who can forget the show he put at Staples a mere season or two ago?

voS4Wuj_am8

Granted, he was being guarded by Kirby :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 07:19 PM

Ariza has been great, tbh... who can forget the show he put at Staples a mere season or two ago?
I did

ElNono

01-04-2014, 07:20 PM

I did

Don't blame you, tbh...

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 07:23 PM

I shit you not, I had no idea what team he was on till about a minute ago.

ElNono

01-04-2014, 07:25 PM

I shit you not, I had no idea what team he was on till about a minute ago.

:lol

it's like Afflalo... since leaving Denver, I had no idea where he was at all... had to look it up :lol

DeadlyDynasty

01-04-2014, 07:27 PM

lol UCLA

Bill_Brasky

01-04-2014, 07:27 PM

We'd take Pau off your hands if yall don't want him.

Joyrider

01-04-2014, 07:36 PM

We'd take Pau off your hands if yall don't want him.

Bonner for Gasol. Straight up.

Bill_Brasky

01-04-2014, 07:39 PM

Bonner for Gasol. Straight up.

:cry not a fair trade, I want more than just pussy ass gasol if I'm giving you my 3 pt shootout runner-up :cry

Thread

01-04-2014, 08:04 PM

We'd take Pau off your hands if yall don't want him.

Danka.

AchillesHeel

01-04-2014, 08:37 PM

Ariza has been great, tbh... who can forget the show he put at Staples a mere season or two ago?

voS4Wuj_am8

Granted, he was being guarded by Kirby :lol

Lakerfans are ungrateful fucks and extremely salty when their ex-players take a huge shit on em'

Venti Quattro

01-04-2014, 11:47 PM

Lakerfans are ungrateful fucks and extremely salty when their ex-players take a huge shit on em'

:lmao :lmao :lmao So it's okay when you bash Bonner, Manu and Parker to death but Lakers fans are ingrates when they do the SAME THING to Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Trevor Ariza?

Do us a favor. Quit posting, walk yourself to a burning building and never come out

DeadlyDynasty

01-05-2014, 01:12 AM

We'd take Pau off your hands if yall don't want him.
If it were that easy I'd do it. They don't hand out trophies to 35-win teams--especially not in LA. Jerry's sprog struckout in FA, so the only thing left is to swallow his pride, tank for a possible franchise lottery pick, and bide your time by handing out a legacy contract to the only player that'll keep asses in the seats during their shitty transition.

Bad situation, but I'm not bitter over 2012 or Dwight b/c it was clear after a couple months it was doomed to fail. Wish him success in Houston. Only team that annoys me anymore is the Clippers b/c they're cunty. I'm salty as fuck over 2011, though and always will be. Much like Manu will forever be tainted to some Spurs fans for costing them 2 titles.

AchillesHeel

01-05-2014, 07:13 AM

:lmao :lmao :lmao So it's okay when you bash Bonner, Manu and Parker to death but Lakers fans are ingrates when they do the SAME THING to Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Trevor Ariza?

Do us a favor. Quit posting, walk yourself to a burning building and never come out

:lmao touched a nerve there, didn't I?

We bash a player when they deserve to be bashed. You bash one player to prop up another (in this case, downplay Pau's impact on your team the last 5 years to make Kirby look better than he really is).

Bill_Brasky

01-05-2014, 09:14 AM

If it were that easy I'd do it. They don't hand out trophies to 35-win teams--especially not in LA. Jerry's sprog struckout in FA, so the only thing left is to swallow his pride, tank for a possible franchise lottery pick, and bide your time by handing out a legacy contract to the only player that'll keep asses in the seats during their shitty transition.

Bad situation, but I'm not bitter over 2012 or Dwight b/c it was clear after a couple months it was doomed to fail. Wish him success in Houston. Only team that annoys me anymore is the Clippers b/c they're cunty. I'm salty as fuck over 2011, though and always will be. Much like Manu will forever be tainted to some Spurs fans for costing them 2 titles.
Lol, he won two titles there. And you weren't winning that series against god mode Dirk. LeBron didn't even beat god mode Dirk. I'm really failing to see how Pau deserves hatred.

AchillesHeel

01-05-2014, 10:15 AM

Lol, he won two titles there. And you weren't winning that series against god mode Dirk. LeBron didn't even beat god mode Dirk. I'm really failing to see how Pau deserves hatred.

Seriously. Pau has been nothing but great for that franchise, and look at how they treat him...It's not like he missed a key free throw to seal the championship or turn the ball over 8 times in the same game...

Wish we had MVPau instead of splitter.

LkrFan

01-05-2014, 10:25 AM

Lol, he won two titles there. And you weren't winning that series against god mode Dirk. LeBron didn't even beat god mode Dirk. I'm really failing to see how Pau deserves hatred.
Show me one thread whereas Spur Fan gave a shit about Pau before he donned the Purple and Gold in '08. My theory: he didn't matter until he became a Laker, but now he does to Spur Fans. He is currently 0-16 without Kobe in the playoffs and is also leading a lottery team this year without him.

The Lakers aren't winning jack shit this year. He is the highest paid PF/C in the league...and he is not even an allstar... yet he's paid like one. That shit doesn't add up son.

Question for all of you farmers: is Pau worth $19M? If he isn't, why the fuck should we keep him on the payroll? Time to get something for him or let his albatross contract expirePERIOD.

Killakobe81

01-05-2014, 10:28 AM

lol UCLA

Happy new year DD but stay the fuck off my Bruins ...

Killakobe81

01-05-2014, 10:34 AM

:lmao touched a nerve there, didn't I?

We bash a player when they deserve to be bashed. You bash one player to prop up another (in this case, downplay Pau's impact on your team the last 5 years to make Kirby look better than he really is).

Lol yall do the same but in reverse exaggerating Pau to diminish Kobe ...
More than even ESPN boards Kobe's value here sits on a extremely wide spectrum not a good as Kobe stans would argue ... Or as bad as his bashers claim ...

Bill_Brasky

01-05-2014, 10:36 AM

Show me one thread whereas Spur Fan gave a shit about Pau before he donned the Purple and Gold in '08. My theory: he didn't matter until he became a Laker, but now he does to Spur Fans. He is currently 0-16 without Kobe in the playoffs and is also leading a lottery team this year without him.

The Lakers aren't winning jack shit this year. He is the highest paid PF/C in the league...and he is not even an allstar... yet he's paid like one. That shit doesn't add up son.

Question for all of you farmers: is Pau worth $19M? If he isn't, why the fuck should we keep him on the payroll? Time to get something for him or let his albatross contract expirePERIOD.

Pau was at least in the playoffs while Kobe couldn't even get there.

And yeah, you're pretty dumb to bitch about Pau's contract that he's playing out while turning a blind eye to the $48m shitbag ruining your cap space.

LkrFan

01-05-2014, 10:58 AM

Pau was at least in the playoffs while Kobe couldn't even get there.

And yeah, you're pretty dumb to bitch about Pau's contract that he's playing out while turning a blind eye to the $48m shitbag ruining your cap space.
:downspin: that shit if you must son. "He didn't win until Kobe took him in" - that's a fact. What's also a fact? My disdain for Fredo extending Kobe before him playing one minute - let alone a few games - especially when no other team was competing for his services. I never signed off on that extension. Check my posts before you go talking out your ass.

I'm still waiting for you to show me even one thread whereas you or any other farmer gave two shits about "MVPAU" while he played for 8. Go ahead, I'll wait. :wakeup

Venti Quattro

01-05-2014, 11:13 AM

:lmao touched a nerve there, didn't I?

We bash a player when they deserve to be bashed. You bash one player to prop up another (in this case, downplay Pau's impact on your team the last 5 years to make Kirby look better than he really is).

So Pau doesn't deserve to be bashed when he's having bad performances after another??! :lmao :lol :lmao :lol :lmao

He doesn't deserve to be called out for the instances wherein he got bent over by Powe in 2008 and Dirk in 2011?!

Then you don't have a right to call out Manu Turnobili or whatever name you call him too! Remember when he bailed out Duncan in Game 7, 2005 NBA Finals?

AchillesHeel

01-05-2014, 11:48 AM

So Pau doesn't deserve to be bashed when he's having bad performances after another??! :lmao :lol :lmao :lol :lmao

He doesn't deserve to be called out for the instances wherein he got bent over by Powe in 2008 and Dirk in 2011?!

Then you don't have a right to call out Manu Turnobili or whatever name you call him too! Remember when he bailed out Duncan in Game 7, 2005 NBA Finals?

But I'm not bashing Manu to prop up Duncan. I bashed him for costing my team a title, I didn't bash him for having a 23 point 17 rebound 8 assist game.

Bill_Brasky

01-05-2014, 11:49 AM

:downspin: that shit if you must son. "He didn't win until Kobe took him in" - that's a fact. What's also a fact? My disdain for Fredo extending Kobe before him playing one minute - let alone a few games - especially when no other team was competing for his services. I never signed off on that extension. Check my posts before you go talking out your ass.

I'm still waiting for you to show me even one thread whereas you or any other farmer gave two shits about "MVPAU" while he played for 8. Go ahead, I'll wait. :wakeup

Considering I didn't post here until a couple of years ago that would be pretty hard to do....

Splits

01-08-2014, 08:31 PM

Doing WERK in the 1st quarter against the Rockets.

whitemamba

01-11-2014, 01:25 AM

MVPau 5-15 , 10 pts 8 boards 5 assists... While Blake drops 33 on him. Bump tbh...

LkrFan

01-11-2014, 01:28 AM

MVPau 5-15 , 10 pts 8 boards 5 assists... While Blake drops 33 on him. Bump tbh...
Solid bump young man. :tu

HI-FI

01-11-2014, 01:30 AM

actually MVPau is such a team player, he's leading the Tanking Brigade. so good bump tbh.

whitemamba

01-11-2014, 01:31 AM

Solid bump young man. :tu

:toast

Clipper Nation

01-11-2014, 01:31 AM

Solid bump young man. :tu

:cry He's just tanking for Jabari Parker :cry

ElNono

01-11-2014, 01:39 AM

Props to MVPau for not quitting, tbh... he could've easily faked some injury, gifted some laptops to his teammates, and mailed it in, but he's obviously a guy that cares about the franchise...

Arnold Toht

01-11-2014, 05:02 AM

Surrendering 33&12 on 80%.

Johnny RIngo

01-11-2014, 06:14 AM

Surrendering 33&12 on 80%.

Nowhere near as bad as this:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/wizards/arenas_320_061217.jpg

Got to be the worst defensive performance of all-time from a renowned defender.

007nites

01-14-2014, 10:46 PM

Looks like he is going to go off again tonight

Splits

01-15-2014, 02:35 AM

Yet another 20-10 game from this cat, doing everything in his power to avoid the quitting attitude of the organization which has quit on both him and the next 3 seasons. Why is Sacre starting with both Hill and Kaman back healthy? What's the January ratio?

Killakobe81

01-15-2014, 08:05 AM

Solid game by Pau some contender is missing out ...

Splits

01-16-2014, 07:50 AM

24/9/5 in another disappointing loss. This poor guy, having an AS season and getting no respect while 2-4 Kirby will get an AS invite. SMH

AchillesHeel

01-16-2014, 07:55 AM

MVPau is averaging 19.6 ppg 11.2 rpg 4.2 apg 2.0 bpg on 48,3% shooting since Christmas.

Hope he signs with the Spurs next season.

007nites

01-17-2014, 11:09 PM

24 Points, 13 Rebounds, and 6 Assists sons.

Thread

01-17-2014, 11:12 PM

MVPau is averaging 19.6 ppg 11.2 rpg 4.2 apg 2.0 bpg on 48,3% shooting since Christmas.

Hope he signs with the Spurs next season.

Chop/chop. It would be swell watching you guys prop him up for 9 months. We've been doing it for 7 years.

HI-FI

01-17-2014, 11:19 PM

Chop/chop. It would be swell watching you guys prop him up for 9 months. We've been doing it for 7 years.
he took you out of the first round dumbass. He's the only reason you're here, other than retirement and incontinence.

tee, hee.

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01-17-2014, 11:20 PM

he took you out of the first round dumbass. He's the only reason you're here, other than retirement and incontinence.

tee, hee.

Please. He can't even win a single playoff game unless Kobe is holding his fucking hand.

Don't start your shit tonite, HI. I'm in a good mood. I don't want it spoiled.

Savvy?

HI-FI

01-17-2014, 11:23 PM

Please. He can't even win a single playoff game unless Kobe is holding his fucking hand.

Don't start your shit tonite, HI. I'm in a good mood. I don't want it spoiled.

Savvy?
and Kobe couldn't get out of the first round til the league gifted him MVPau. then he proceeded to 3 Finals appearances with Kobe riding coattails as usual.

Let us proceed.

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01-17-2014, 11:24 PM

and Kobe couldn't get out of the first round til the league gifted him MVPau.

Please. He had 3.

HI-FI

01-17-2014, 11:25 PM

Please. He had 3.
riding coattails. You threw Shaq and now MVPau under the bus, you've taken the media's cue and can't think for yourself.

Now.....let us proceed.

MeloHype

01-18-2014, 03:06 PM

Overall this month: 20.3 PPG, 11.8 RPG, 5 APG on 51% shooting.

FYM

01-18-2014, 03:13 PM

Pau is working for his next contract... Cannot blame him tbh especially when he helps celtics to get a new loss on their column

AchillesHeel

01-18-2014, 03:16 PM

Please. He can't even win a single playoff game unless Kobe is holding his fucking hand.

Don't start your shit tonite, HI. I'm in a good mood. I don't want it spoiled.

Savvy?

Pau is one of the best big men in the last 10 years(when Shaq became a TOSB)

Duncan
KG
Pau

Thread

01-18-2014, 03:21 PM

Props to MVPau for not quitting, tbh... he could've easily faked some injury, gifted some laptops to his teammates, and mailed it in, but he's obviously a guy that cares about the franchise...

He's found his sweet spot, his glory hole:::Kobe is shelved, but, still his "friend",,,the $20 million is still coming in every two weeks, there is nothing to lose OR gain and he's king shit of turd island. It's like Memphis only in Los Angeles.

irishock

01-18-2014, 03:23 PM

Pau Gasol is finished. Lakers organization is playing him and telling the guys to give him lots of touches just to up his trade value. This guy is one of the 5 worst defenders in the NBA

Thread

01-18-2014, 03:49 PM

^But, nobody will bite and trade for him. They have to give back $20 million, or within 15% of it. Nobody is that stupid.

Splits

01-18-2014, 04:44 PM

Shoulda amnestied him instead of Artest

AchillesHeel

01-18-2014, 04:47 PM

:lmao:lmao:lmao

AchillesHeel

01-18-2014, 04:48 PM

Pau Gasol is finished. Lakers organization is playing him and telling the guys to give him lots of touches just to up his trade value. This guy is one of the 5 worst defenders in the NBA
:lmao:lmao

Thread

01-18-2014, 04:54 PM

Shoulda amnestied him instead of Artest

Amen.

Clipper Nation

01-19-2014, 03:48 PM

22 and 9 in a Lakers win over Toronto.... MVPau doesn't tankPERIOD

007nites

01-20-2014, 11:00 PM

20 Points, 19 Rebounds, 5 Blocks

ElNono

01-20-2014, 11:03 PM

tbh, the news of his possible contract extension must've recharged his energies...

Killakobe81

01-20-2014, 11:06 PM

tbh, the news of his possible contract extension must've recharged his energies...

Like I said no way for a half a season he is not worth a 1st round and a young bench scrub.
I would keep him if he takes a cut.

DeadlyDynasty

01-20-2014, 11:10 PM

Thank you White Al Jefferson

http://bryandavenport.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/man-prays.jpg

ElNono

01-20-2014, 11:10 PM

Sorry Killa, but the Lakeshow don't deserve MVPau... he should walk when the season is over. Much like Coward, if he's going to take a paycut, he at least need to go somewhere where he's appreciated.

ElNono

01-20-2014, 11:10 PM

Thank you White Al Jefferson

http://bryandavenport.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/man-prays.jpg

Al Jefferson is black? :lol

Killakobe81

01-20-2014, 11:15 PM

Sorry Killa, but the Lakeshow don't deserve MVPau... he should walk when the season is over. Much like Coward, if he's going to take a paycut, he at least need to go somewhere where he's appreciated.

I appreciate Pau. Greatly skilled great team-mate and the right kind of #2 to play with a shot hungry Kobe.

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01-20-2014, 11:47 PM

HI-FI

01-21-2014, 12:09 AM

I appreciate Pau. Greatly skilled great team-mate and the right kind of #2 to play with a shot hungry Kobe.
tbh, it's tough playing with Kobe. you essentially have to be a number 1 yet don't mind being labelled a number 2 while taking the blame for Kobe's mishaps. very few players can settle for that. Shaq couldn't, but MVPau was willing to take on that role. Respect for MVPau :tu.

Thread

01-21-2014, 07:32 AM

tbh, it's tough playing with Kobe.

Artest had no problem with it. That's how we climbed over your queer Duncan.

ha, ha.

LkrFan

01-21-2014, 07:38 AM

Artest had no problem with it. That's how we climbed over your queer Duncan.

ha, ha.
I thought you said Queen Duncan. :lol

Rogue

01-21-2014, 09:45 AM

Al Jefferson played like 3 years in Minny so he's probably not really black, don't get fooled by how he looks tbh.

HI-FI

01-21-2014, 09:38 PM

Artest had no problem with it. That's how we climbed over your queer Duncan.

ha, ha.
actually you climbed over Spurs by another lopsided trade to Lakers that gave them the best frontcourt and length in league. Not much we could do about it, but you were prepared to blow Kobe regardless while wearing a bib. Now........let us proceed.

Thread

01-22-2014, 06:15 AM

^Pissed ya off, huh? You think you're mad over it, think how Pierce feels.

tee, hee.

ambchang

01-24-2014, 07:30 AM

22/11 in a close game vs the defending champs. Props

ElNono

01-24-2014, 11:55 AM

It was a nice audition for Capt Pau, tbh...

007nites

01-27-2014, 01:12 AM

20 Points, 13 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 2 Blocks

apalisoc_9

01-27-2014, 01:38 AM

MVPau

AchillesHeel

01-27-2014, 08:10 AM

MVPau with 8 straight 20+ point games, he's averaging 22 and 12 on 53,1%FG in the last 8 games.

spurraider21

01-29-2014, 03:19 AM

21 and 13 on 10-19 shooting while the opposing starting center was Roy Hibbert :wow

Splits

02-01-2014, 12:50 AM

24/9

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 12:52 AM

24/9
He got raped tbh

Splits

02-01-2014, 12:54 AM

He got raped tbh

No help down low, Al Jeff has raped every big in the league throughout his career, including Duncan multiple times and in the playoffs

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 01:09 AM

Let this one go. Seriously.

Venti Quattro

02-01-2014, 01:11 AM

:lmao MVPAU has led the Lakers to the bottom of the Pacific

Division or Ocean would both be a suitable ending to that sentence.

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 01:17 AM

:lmao MVPAU has led the Lakers to the bottom of the Pacific

Division or Ocean would both be a suitable ending to that sentence.
As Nono expertly pointed out, he's missing his partners in crime, namely Xavier Henry and Steve Blake

Venti Quattro

02-01-2014, 01:18 AM

As Nono expertly pointed out, he's missing his partners in crime, namely Xavier Henry and Steve Blake

:cry Blake Mamba can't save the Lakers because he's injured

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 01:20 AM

Not to mention D'Antoni holding Pau back and Gasol still putting up massive numbers

lakerfan still shitting on him. Pau is truly the hero they need but definitely not one they deserve

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02-01-2014, 02:06 AM

Not to mention D'Antoni holding Pau back and Gasol still putting up massive numbers

lakerfan still shitting on him. Pau is truly the hero they need but definitely not one they deserve

I smell 6.

irishock

02-01-2014, 02:06 AM

:lmao Pau Gasol....

ElNono

02-01-2014, 02:44 AM

Black Al Jefferson >>> White Al Jefferson

Raven

02-01-2014, 02:57 AM

they are shutting him down tbh

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 03:22 AM

I smell 6.
i smell somebody who bitched out after his team got swept

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02-01-2014, 07:36 AM

i smell somebody who bitched out after his team got swept

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

FYM

02-01-2014, 07:50 AM

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Damn girl, you surely love playing numbers with spurs fans but not with me... Wonder why ...

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02-01-2014, 07:58 AM

...because you have a 17-16 lead. If SF hadn't fucked up last June they'd have the con. But, they fucked up. & now they must stand tall before the man.

FYM

02-01-2014, 08:10 AM

...because you have a 17-16 lead. If SF hadn't fucked up last June they'd have the con. But, they fucked up. & now they must stand tall before the man.

Straight up answer you are in good mood ol chap :tu

i am not a lot into personal rings count tbh you know my stance on the 5-4. Nevertheless I understand spurs fans being much more butt hurt by 5-4 than 16-4, they usually root for players rather than team. At the end your approach is fair game, they deserve all the shit.

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02-01-2014, 08:25 AM

FYM

02-01-2014, 09:33 AM

^16-4 is not germane here. Our beef is not with the macro. It is with the micro. This is between Kobe & SF. We've brought Duncan into it as the lightening rod because they suffer most thru his inclusion. You know, good/Spurs/Duncan Vs. evil/Lakers/Kobe. Like the old days with you:::Celtics/lunch pail/goodness Vs. Lakers/Hollywood/fake. It's Media code meant for the masses.

Spur Fan must suffer for last June. They know this.

All fair game, 1 hurts more than 12, like a needle on the right spot is more painful than a punch in the face.

And me sitting on top of the 17 has no harmful weapon to throw at them... How ironic... Fan base behavior should be more studied... One could write a lot more on that.

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02-01-2014, 09:46 AM

All fair game, 1 hurts more than 12, like a needle on the right spot is more painful than a punch in the face.

And me sitting on top of the 17 has no harmful weapon to throw at them... How ironic... Fan base behavior should be more studied... One could write a lot more on that.

Exactly. 16/17 means nothing to them. 17 is everything to me. & when it happened--'08--the landscape had changed dramatically from the last time we'd met ('87). 20 years had passed and with those years a profound change had taken place in NYC--Media. No longer was there a [loser] in Media's eyes. We weren't cast down like in '84. No mention was made of 17-16 and if we had won it'd be 17-16 Lakers in the lead. It's just another sample of the softening of America. There are no losers. Just winners. & it's sad for those who haven't suffered thru the torturous years '60s-'90s. You don't appreciate the championships because there is little distinction to the victor/loser.

I enjoy my wounds and scars from the 80's. I'd not trade them for money, marbles, nor chalk. It's part of who I am now by what I went thru then.

Even the Super Bowl,,,they preface the game by certifying both teams for just getting there. It's just sickening to do that. There is nothing wrong with suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. It fortifies the soul of man. Christ, if I didn't sear the soul of Spurs Fan for last June nobody would have. They wouldn't even know they're suffering if I didn't kick them in the stomach 2, or 3 times a week. They should really thank me. For if, God forbid they ring they'll come here for their salvation, there deliverance, their pound of flesh from Cubby. Perhaps I won't be here, yes, but, they'll come nonetheless.

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 03:30 PM

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
chickenshit

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02-01-2014, 03:33 PM

chickenshit

Grow up.

Jodelo

02-01-2014, 03:37 PM

Grow up.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/dumbledoresarmyroleplay/images/1/16/Neil-patrick-harris-spit-take.gif

Coming from you...

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 03:40 PM

Grow up.
why don't you man up and stop being a chickenshit?

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02-01-2014, 03:41 PM

why don't you man up and stop being a chickenshit?

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 03:48 PM

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.
yeah, backing down as always

Katherine Robinson

02-01-2014, 04:09 PM

I'll choose the time, place and inquisitor when I decide to take an exam.

You don't have that right, Dale. Do you believe spurfans chose 6, Miami and Ray Allen?

spurraider21

02-01-2014, 04:57 PM

You don't have that right, Dale. Do you believe spurfans chose 6, Miami and Ray Allen?
leave him be katherine. when my dog tucks his tail between his legs to hide under the couch, i dont go after him with a hockey stick. let him cower

jeebus

02-01-2014, 06:11 PM

:cry the savior is out at least a week.

Killakobe81

02-01-2014, 08:59 PM

:cry the savior is out at least a week.

Mvpau helping the tank hope the bruised labia isn't serious ...
Jokes aside maybe pau worried he upped hi is trade value too high

djohn2oo8

02-01-2014, 10:23 PM

Mvpau helping the tank hope the bruised labia isn't serious ...
Jokes aside maybe pau worried he upped hi is trade value too high
Pau just quitting on dem Lakers after they shopped him 50,000 times. Now he'll walk for nothing.

Rogue

02-01-2014, 10:50 PM

Pau's expiring contract is something pleasant to hold for a rebuilding team that the Lakers are, and it's not like they could've managed another Gasol-type deal, dumping Pau and taking back a prime superstar to rejoin the title contention immediately. The Grizzlies ain't no more a scrub team, and even if they could get a superstar in exchange for Pau, it'd remain a big question if a 36yr old post-achilles Kobe could still lead his team the way he used to tbh.

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02-01-2014, 11:04 PM

Pau just quitting on dem Lakers after they shopped him 50,000 times. Now he'll walk for nothing.

Buh, bye.

Splits

02-02-2014, 12:07 AM

BSPN hijacking EN's schtick

http://s18.postimg.org/k34qzscah/mvpayton.png

ElNono

02-02-2014, 12:13 AM

well damn :lol

DeadlyDynasty

02-02-2014, 09:25 AM

Black Al Jefferson >>> White Al Jefferson
Just WAJ bein WAJ, gettin' bullied by bigs per par...at least it was at the hands of an NBA-level talent in secrecy this time, and not by a Leon Powe or Aaron Gray on national television.

ElNono

02-02-2014, 12:47 PM

Just WAJ bein WAJ, gettin' bullied by bigs per par...at least it was at the hands of an NBA-level talent in secrecy this time, and not by a Leon Powe or Aaron Gray on national television.

:lol Leon Powe, the one-season hit wonder... I remember I wanted him on the Spurs after that '08 season, real talk.

DeadlyDynasty

02-02-2014, 02:47 PM

:lol Leon Powe, the one-season hit wonder... I remember I wanted him on the Spurs after that '08 season, real talk.
Last I heard he's giving back-alley handies in Puerto Rico to make ends meet

spurraider21

02-02-2014, 02:52 PM

:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1UnoY3rIo

DeadlyDynasty

02-02-2014, 03:02 PM

^Ugh...that dude would literally blow me for a bag of rocks right now, but somehow he looked like Tim Duncan against Pau's defense.

Clipper Nation

03-04-2014, 12:42 AM

22/9/5 in a Lakers victory over the Guests :worthy:

ElNono

03-04-2014, 12:49 AM

tbh, he was tired at the end and he almost cost the Lakeshow the game... still, an amazing performance from a top guy that just refuses to mail it in.

Despite having d-league teammates, a coach that clearly doesn't like him and horrendous management, he's still a professional, shows up to do his job, and doesn't steal his salary.

Clipper Nation

03-04-2014, 12:51 AM

"Tanking" is just not in MVPau's vocabulary, tbh....

lefty

03-04-2014, 12:53 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5slcq4ON1qaoie1.gif

HI-FI

03-04-2014, 12:54 AM

damn, MVPau just doesn't quit. only in LA would they throw this guy under the bus. smdh.

Killakobe81

03-04-2014, 09:31 AM

Amazing 4th quarter by Pau, stepping up in the clutch ...0/4 FG 1 rebound in 6:48 ...

Solid game by Pau but this board is hilarious ...

Clipper Nation

03-04-2014, 11:28 AM

Amazing 4th quarter by Pau, stepping up in the clutch ...0/4 FG 1 rebound in 6:48 ...

Solid game by Pau but this board is hilarious ...
Kirby shoots 23% for his career in the clutch in the playoffs and is worshipped by Lakerfan.... MVPau has one bad regular-season fourth quarter and Lakerfan wants to run him offPERIOD :lol

Show some damn gratitude for a guy who delivered two rings as the alpha and still plays hard every night despite Pringles throwing him under the bus, shit teammates, and a bartender making personnel decisions, tbh....

ElNono

03-04-2014, 02:49 PM

Amazing 4th quarter by Pau, stepping up in the clutch ...0/4 FG 1 rebound in 6:48 ...

Solid game by Pau but this board is hilarious ...

nitpicking, tbh... congrats on the win

spurraider21

03-04-2014, 03:48 PM

Amazing 4th quarter by Pau, stepping up in the clutch ...0/4 FG 1 rebound in 6:48 ...

Solid game by Pau but this board is hilarious ...
maybe if he didnt have his typical 20-10-2 they wouldn't have been in it in the first place...

jimbo

03-04-2014, 05:26 PM

Amazing 4th quarter by Pau, stepping up in the clutch ...0/4 FG 1 rebound in 6:48 ...

Solid game by Pau but this board is hilarious ...

Best explanation is that he realized he needed to tank in the 4th, that's just some incredible awareness.

Unluckily for him, he had already put up enough buckets to make it impossible for the Lakers to lose.

Arnold Toht

03-04-2014, 06:54 PM

All of you circle jerkers, bitter over the NBA's active leader in championship rings. Tsk tsk.

Clipper Nation

03-04-2014, 06:55 PM

All of you circle jerkers, bitter over the NBA's active leader in championship rings. Tsk tsk.
Who's bitter over Fisher?

Katherine Robinson

03-04-2014, 06:57 PM

Who's bitter over Fisher?

A lot of people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdZHffwOF8

irishock

03-04-2014, 06:59 PM

Katie is right, don't forget game 6 in 2012 too

ElNono

03-05-2014, 12:11 AM

:wow 25/9 right now, and the 4th quarter hasn't started yet... 11th consecutive 20+ point game for MVPau (a personal career high)...

Just putting in work, tbh...

Clipper Nation

03-05-2014, 12:14 AM

MVPau putting the team on his back, they'd be losing by 30 without him.... he's showing the type of leadership he displayed while winning two rings as the alpha :worthy:

spurraider21

03-05-2014, 12:15 AM

:wow 25/9 right now, and the 4th quarter hasn't started yet... 11th consecutive 20+ point game for MVPau (a personal career high)...

Just putting in work, tbh...
:rolleyes

ElNono

03-05-2014, 12:16 AM

:rolleyes

they just said it on NBA TV...

Thread

03-05-2014, 12:16 AM

Cartwheel time.

lefty

03-05-2014, 12:21 AM

MVPau makiing sure the tanking deosnt look as suspect as Philly's

A win here, a few losses there, then another win to cover up ... tonight the Lakers need a L, and he knows it

Beautiful work by MVPau, a true Maestro

spurraider21

03-05-2014, 12:49 AM

they just said it on NBA TV...
arite i won't shoot the messenger :lol

ElNono

03-05-2014, 12:52 AM

:lol choking dem freebie

spurraider21

03-05-2014, 12:53 AM

:lol choking dem freebie
MVPau just flexing his muscles all game, tanking when it matters. what a champ :worthy:

Clipper Nation

03-09-2014, 05:22 PM

20 and 11, making clutch plays down the stretch and willing his team to a win over the Thunderefs :worthy:

ElNono

03-09-2014, 05:25 PM

should be getting the $48m extension from the other guy that mailed it in, tbh...

Clipper Nation

03-24-2014, 12:19 AM

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And he STILL played tonight.... meanwhile, Kirby is still quitting and faking an injury....

MVPau :worthy:

Robz4000

03-24-2014, 12:24 AM

Jesus Christ, MVPau is a warrior...

Clipper Nation

03-24-2014, 12:25 AM

Jesus Christ, MVPau is a warrior...
This... MVPau is a true warrior and an alpha with the will to win.... insane work ethic as well :worthy:

scanry

03-24-2014, 12:42 AM

Rob, CN & EL showing that true blue collar work ethic.

Deuce Bigalow

03-24-2014, 12:46 AM

:wow 25/9 right now, and the 4th quarter hasn't started yet... 11th consecutive 20+ point game for MVPau (a personal career high)...

Just putting in work, tbh...
Has Duncan ever did that tbh?

Wiz

03-24-2014, 01:29 AM

Has Duncan ever did that tbh?
That doesn't make any sense

TDMVPDPOY

03-24-2014, 01:45 AM

Has Duncan ever did that tbh?

dont think duncan has posted up volume stats to a loosing record

unforeseen

03-24-2014, 01:46 AM

Has Duncan ever did that tbh?

4>2

Sean Cagney

03-24-2014, 01:48 AM

Has Duncan ever did that tbh?
Duncan has done a wholllllllllllllllle LOT TBH. He is called the greatest PF of all times for a reason.

ElNono

03-24-2014, 10:34 AM

Has Duncan ever did that tbh?

no idea... sorry about the win last night :lol

Clipper Nation

04-04-2014, 05:34 PM

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http://i.imgur.com/yh0BIIz.jpg

whitemamba

04-04-2014, 05:37 PM

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http://i.imgur.com/yh0BIIz.jpg

pretty sure no one cares anymore but u.. :lolbsessed

Clipper Nation

04-04-2014, 05:38 PM

Just showing respect to a great player with two alpha rings, tbh....

ElNono

04-04-2014, 05:43 PM

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http://i.imgur.com/yh0BIIz.jpg

Thought it was BRHornet twitter, tbh

whitemamba

04-04-2014, 05:59 PM

Just showing respect to a great player with two alpha rings, tbh....

Since your a stat lover, show me Paus Memphis playoff stats, your born an alpha you don't become one, and since pau is the alpha according to you, show me what he accomplished pre kobe. :downspin:

Clipper Nation

04-04-2014, 06:01 PM

Since your a stat lover, show me Paus Memphis playoff stats, your born an alpha you don't become one, and since pau is the alpha according to you, show me what he accomplished pre kobe. :downspin:

MVPau in Memphis: Kirby shinin' shoes and demanding a trade

MVPau in LA: three Finals trips and back-to-back rings as the alpha

'Nuff said, tbh....

Bynumite

04-04-2014, 06:07 PM

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http://i.imgur.com/yh0BIIz.jpg

So fans shouldn't call out players when they consistently play like pussies? Strong logic.

If he didn't have a major injury there's absolutely no reason for the drop in performance. :cry "I got cucked" :cry is not an excuse when you're getting paid millions.

Also, i don't see how this is any different than spurfan constantly shitting on Parker. A dude that actually has a FMVP, not the imaginary FMVP that spurfan gave Pau.