Week 9 Game Thread Sponsored By Jeff Tuel

[BRHornet45]

come on Tampa hold on!

[Monostradamus]

:lol fucking faggot ass ridley with another fumble

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Do a little research idiot.

:lol you are one angry neocon

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wilson will use The Force to have the challenge upheld

[boobie4three]

:lol you are one angry neocon

You don't even know what a neocon IS you stupid fuck.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You don't even know what a neocon IS you stupid fuck.

Your political forum posts are all the evidence I need you're a neoc:loln :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol you are one angry neocon
:lol He's probably madly searching Breitbart for articles about Russell Wilson's greatness as "research" right now....

[Trainwreck2100]

sidney rice would have made the catch on that awful throw

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol He's probably madly searching Breitbart for articles about Russell Wilson's greatness as "research" right now....

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol neocon cheering for a team from one of the most liberal cities in the country

[jeebus]

Roflsberger


in other news, the NFL forum is great on game day tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

that ref is looking for a reason to not overturn that

[DeadlyDynasty]

:monkey fail

[Raven]

good cover from dont'a :wow:wow:wow

[resistanze]

foles :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Foles with his 7th

[Raven]

damn

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nick Foles 7 tds... Riley Cooper with 4:lmao

WHite Power!

[Robz4000]

Nick Foles :wow

[Darth_Pelican]

Nick Foles is getting laid tonight.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Foles has 66 pts for JT

[jeebus]

Vick needs to start researching dog breeds for his future endeavors tbh; he's going to be out of work soon.

[Robz4000]

RIP Vick. He's gonna be thrown to the dogs pretty quick.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Nick Foles is getting laid tonight.

I had a class with his girlfriend several years back, fine as hell :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

foles still has time to hit the 500 yard passing mark

[DeadlyDynasty]

"Look at Wilson doodling on his play pics. Such leadership, such poise."

[Raven]

N. Foles (http://scores.nbcsports.msnbc.com/fb/playerstats.asp?id=25798&team=21)
21
26
80.8
400
7
0



speachless

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Vick has 5 TD passes for the entire season. Foles has 7 TD passes in one game.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Pumping that noise in on 3rd down :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Seattle with the obvious offsides, but predictable no-call tbh

[jeebus]

:lmao Vick has 5 TD passes for the entire season. Foles has 7 TD passes in 3 quarters.
FIFY

[boobie4three]

Pumping that noise in on 3rd down :lol

Myth

[Brunodf]

3 and out

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
Actually, quite egregious

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Myth

:lol cheering for a team full of cheating Seattle liberals

[Clipper Nation]

Myth
Son, why are you bandwagoning onto those Godless Commies from Seattle? Ted Cruz and Santorum would not approve....

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

^
Actually, quite egregious

I wonder how torn he is on Rush Limbaugh :lol, he agrees with Rush on politics but not on the subject of overrated black QBs :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao YES Gregory is injured

[Raven]

i'm starting to hate ridley tbh

[jeebus]

Santorum
A very underrated troll, especially with that sig he had.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Great catch by Kearse on that jumpball:wow

[Trainwreck2100]

keep hitting the piece of shit

[Robz4000]

:monkey

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wilson with the Tuel Time goods:lol

[Raven]

aaaaand we have a tie

[resistanze]

:lmao Wilson

[HarlemHeat37]

Pete Carroll is trying way too hard to make Wilson look like a credible franchise QB, tbh..

Lynch is by far the best player in your offense, accept it, let Wilson manage the game, tbh..

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao still trying to feature RW instead of feeding the stud rb

[jeebus]

Cheatriots are getting Milledgeville, Georgia'd by Rape tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol jumppass :lol

[boobie4three]

I wonder how torn he is on Rush Limbaugh :lol, he agrees with Rush on politics but not on the subject of overrated black QBs :lol

Wrong dipshit. McNabb WAS overrated.

[Monostradamus]

Patriots with their patended 2nd Half bed shitting

[DeadlyDynasty]

1st and goal at the 3...give it to Lynch until he scores. Common fucking sense. I feel bad for FF Lynch owners, tbh. Pete Carroll must have beef with him imo

[resistanze]

I wonder how torn he is on Rush Limbaugh :lol, he agrees with Rush on politics but not on the subject of overrated black QBs :lol

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Cool another Gronk injury

[Monostradamus]

Gronk hurt again :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol 30 yd punt. bucs trying hard to screw the jags of the first pick

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol 30 yd punt. bucs trying hard to screw the jags of the first pick
Terrible, especially since they didn't give it to James on 3rd and 2 as well. It will cost them the game.

[Monostradamus]

:lmao YES Gregory is injured
With any luck it's season ending

[Holden_Caulfield]

Terrible, especially since they didn't give it to James on 3rd and 2 as well. It will cost them the game.
seachokes gonna get bailed out by terrible playcalling for the 2nd straight weeks tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lynch with the rugged first down...winning move

[HarlemHeat37]

Fucking Amendola producing for the first time since week 1, obviously when I benched him..

[HarlemHeat37]

Sad that Tampa Bay is going to choke and Seattle will get credit for a "resilient" win for the 2nd consecutive week, tbh..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice play by Wilson, tbh...credit where it's due on that one

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Another critical first down picked up by Lynch.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:monkey

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

:lol for 3 fucking yards

[DeadlyDynasty]

Expect a DPI call to aid Seattle here

[DeadlyDynasty]

Expect a DPI call to aid Seattle here
or roughing the chimp

[Holden_Caulfield]

big rape trying to monkeyball :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

It was the notes he took

[HarlemHeat37]

Now wait for the Glennon pick-6 to seal it, tbh..

[Holden_Caulfield]

:wakeup fuck you schiano

[Raven]

that was a delay of game

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They're gonna pump noise in like crazy on this drive :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

It was the notes he took
the scent of the highlighter gave him super powers tbh

[Lincoln]

Fucking Amendola producing for the first time since week 1, obviously when I benched him..

You're still gonna win brah

[jeebus]

They're gonna pump noise in like crazy on this drive :lol
With the PA guy screaming "ahhhhh! ahhhhhhhh!" in the mic :lol

[resistanze]

EdelJew with the great return

[Raven]

my nigga edelman :ihit

[Holden_Caulfield]

glennon with his first gw drive, the def cant save russy this time just you watch :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[HarlemHeat37]

Seahawks will get away with murder here, as usual, tbh..

[HarlemHeat37]

Glennon with the terrible running awareness, tbh:lol..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

He woulda made it if he didn't unnecessarily break to the outside

[DeadlyDynasty]

Glennon had it...smh.

[Trainwreck2100]

He woulda made it if he didn't unnecessarily break to the outside

i'm just happy he didn't lose the ball

[HarlemHeat37]

Glennon is a pussy, tbh..

He had an open lane for a first down, but tried to run it to the sidelines:lol..

Or he has instructions to tank, obviously..

[Holden_Caulfield]

go for it schiano, your legacy must continue :lol

[resistanze]

Glennon's a tard

[Raven]

DROPSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[DeadlyDynasty]

Louis Murphy looking good tbh

[lefty]

Gisele is beasting

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Louis Murphy looking good tbh

:lol I wonder where Captain Vanilla is to comment on it

[Holden_Caulfield]

josh freeman wouldve gotten them in fg range tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm changing my avy to Mike Glennon if he pulls this off, tbh..

Still fully expecting a pick-six or fumble..

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol I wonder where Captain Vanilla is to comment on it
He took his annual pilgrimage to Oakland Coliseum, only to watch Nick Foles make history:lol

[Monostradamus]

Considering how slow and horrible Blount looks returning kicks, and how great mini-Bledsoe is at PR's why the fuck dont they use him on kickoffs too?

[Raven]

I'm changing my avy to Mike Glennon if he pulls this off, tbh..

Still fully expecting a pick-six or fumble..

weather he makes it or not, it has pretty much been shown that he is qb material, tampa should develope him, he is still green in a lot of stuff..

[boobie4three]

pick-6 bitches

[Holden_Caulfield]

mike james needs to play qb again

[Raven]

Considering how slow and horrible Blount looks returning kicks, and how great mini-Bledsoe is at PR's why the fuck dont they use him on kickoffs too?

i'm guessing they don't want to risk an edelman injury

[DeadlyDynasty]

Game...defense, ST's, and clutch first down runs save the day for Seattle again.

[jeebus]

jesus christ glennon

[boobie4three]

pick-6 bitches
Howeveh, we'll settle for a FG

[Robz4000]

:cry such a hero :cry

[jeebus]

down goes rape

[HarlemHeat37]

Game...defense, ST's, and clutch first down runs save the day for Seattle again.

Don't forget refs and artificial crowd noise, tbh..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Beast mode

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Neocon bragging about this win

[Holden_Caulfield]

beast mode carrying the team per par

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Neocon bragging about this win

:lol when you cheer about the US "winning" the war in Iraq, that's not much of a surprise

[Raven]

pryor with a knee injury :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lynch approaching 100 yds...all the more impressive considering the constant 8 man fronts

[DeadlyDynasty]

Wilson will call his own # here for the glory

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hero.

[resistanze]

Lynch is a monster

[Holden_Caulfield]

seahawks got exposed again at home. inching closer to that inevitable early playoff exit tbh.

[Raven]

gronk doin what gronk does

[BRHornet45]

Seattle lucks up yet again.

A lot of the better teams look shaky lately. Funny how no one gives a shit about the Chiefs lol.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

wow Ridley beasting

[resistanze]

:lmao

[jeebus]

Chief Brody, get your ass off the boat and write up the QB report

[Raven]

pats offense looks good today..

[resistanze]

lol Ravens, by the way

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Louis Murphy

[lefty]

:lol Kobeberger

[Raven]

HOLY FUCK DROPSON!!!!

[Raven]

commentators: "you've got to run here 100%"
brady's answer: 81yd td pass

[resistanze]

Wow Big Rape.

[jeebus]

Interceptionberger

[lefty]

:lmao Kobeberger

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao just realized I'm playing against someone who has Brady on his bench

[jeebus]

the old white guys are happy

[resistanze]

Bwahahaha Steelers

[lefty]

lololololololololol

[Monostradamus]

Pats took Big Ben into a nightclub bathroom and raped the shit out of him.

[LakerHater]

LakerHater (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=4302), I want a .gif of that jump pass STAT, plz
http://i.minus.com/immYZ699Ksm6e.gif

[JoeTait75]

The Browns would be 5-4 or 6-3 had Weeden gone on IR before the season, imo.

[Trainwreck2100]

That karrie underwood intro is so bad.

[BRHornet45]

God I would bust a nut so hard on Carrie Underwood

[LakerHater]

http://107.imagebam.com/download/eLq56p69HxkoQHCv7VT0Ww/28610/286097521/RGIII.gif

[Chief Brody]

Dre!

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol comparing this nigga to Russel wilson,

His receiver didn't need to pull off some advanced yoga move to make the catch

[Raven]

The Browns would be 5-4 or 6-3 had Weeden gone on IR before the season, imo.

imagine where would you guys be with tannehill and doug martin instead of weeden and richardson :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

i just realized if Based Keenum pans out Kubiak could save his job

[jeebus]

crofl blocked

[Trainwreck2100]

crofl blocked

son you might have to change your team again tbqh

[BRHornet45]

sons can one of you make a gif for me of Drew telling ole dude "fuck you asshole" as seen in this clip at the 53 second mark ...

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000275548/Bush-flagged-for-low-hit

[Trainwreck2100]

dumbass tate

[Raven]

:lol kubiak

[jeebus]

son you might have to change your team again tbqh
I know, I was just thinking that. Either God comes through in the clutch and breaks Keenum's neck, allowing the triumphant return of Schaub, or I find a new team.

[Chief Brody]

Kubiak can do no right

[benefactor]

Watching the game at my cousins.

We got this shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

I know, I was just thinking that. Either God comes through in the clutch and breaks Keenum's neck, allowing the triumphant return of Schaub, or I find a new team.
Or Kubiak just keeps fucking up, if you're going to go for it on 4th and 1 pass on fucking 3rd and 1

[jeebus]

Or Kubiak just keeps fucking up, if you're going to go for it on 4th and 1 pass on fucking 3rd and 1
True. But Schaub was so much more fun to watch. Guaranteed pick 6's every game is a thing of beauty.

[Trainwreck2100]

Kubiak can do no right

new qb scored a td in two passes so lets run the ball with our backup the next series.

That's Garrett level retarded

[Raven]

Or Kubiak just keeps fucking up, if you're going to go for it on 4th and 1 pass on fucking 3rd and 1

you don't go on 4-1 when you are 7 points ahead (and the fg would have been a cheap shot)imho

[jeebus]

Nice save by the punter tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol great play by McAfee

[Trainwreck2100]

that was beautiful work by the punter

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol blocked again

[Raven]

:lol everything happening

[HarlemHeat37]

Why isn't that a penalty for roughing the kicker, tbh?..

[Trainwreck2100]

Why isn't that a penalty for roughing the kicker, tbh?..

can't rough em if he hits him before the kick is off

[Raven]

edit, said bullshit

[HarlemHeat37]

Nope, roughing the kicker, tbh..

[jeebus]

Fuck you Keenum. Now I have to find a new team.

[Raven]

wow what a throw

[Chief Brody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTfGCe3dZ1A

[benefactor]

Keenum bitches

[LakerHater]

sons can one of you make a gif for me of Drew telling ole dude "fuck you asshole" as seen in this clip at the 53 second mark ...

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000275548/Bush-flagged-for-low-hit
http://i.minus.com/iOSZ2gdxgFlbF.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

Nope, roughing the kicker, tbh..

yeah i thought he hit the ball there, but what else could explain how shitty that kick was

[BRHornet45]

http://i.minus.com/iOSZ2gdxgFlbF.gif

lol thanks ... that will be my new sig for the week

[Chief Brody]

Brown shitting on Richardson

[HarlemHeat37]

Just double Andre Johnson, please..

[Trainwreck2100]

the sound of music with carrie underwood has "Comedy of Errors" written all over it

[Trainwreck2100]

how the fuck do you give up a slant to andre johnson on 3rd down?

[Raven]

:lol richardson blitz pickup

[Chief Brody]

Trent Richardson will be selling me pot in a couple months, tbh. Can't run, can't catch, can't pick up the blitz

[Chief Brody]

Irsay looks like he's had a couple strong ones tonight

[Trainwreck2100]

stop...........running...............the.......... .........fucking...................ball

[DPG21920]

...

[DPG21920]

Irsay looks like he's had a couple strong ones tonight

He looks like the founder of Virgin Records and Tony Robbins had a baby tbh.

[Pelicans78]

Keenum needs to throw it away. He's making it harder for his fat kicker.

[Pelicans78]

Texans need to cut that fat ass. Put him out of his misery. Better yet, harpoon that whale.

[Trainwreck2100]

Keenum needs to throw it away. He's making it harder for his fat kicker.

that was a miss from 20 yards out

[Raven]

keenum with the monkeyball bads... almost costed him a torn acl

[Chief Brody]

CF's at the game wearing a Wayne jersey...who knew?

[Chief Brody]

Richardson's gonna bring Pagano's cancer out of remission.

[resistanze]

Richardson's gonna bring Pagano's cancer out of remission.

:lol win

[Chief Brody]

Texans Front-7 has feasted tonight...they need to come up big again.

[Chief Brody]

Whenever I see Samuel L. Jackson ranting and raving I wish that shark from Deep Blue Sea would come out of nowhere again--most underrated moment in cinematic history

[Chief Brody]

Horrible, game-changing call. Almost Sea-hawkian tbh

[benefactor]

Payback for that shitty PI call on Kareem Jackson.

[Raven]

terrible call

[resistanze]

Wow

[Chief Brody]

How is Dre constantly getting so wide open?

[Raven]

that was a holding on the rt imho

[resistanze]

:lmao God dman Keenum and Dre

[Raven]

SLIDE IDIOT!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Keenum taking a shit on the Colts :wow

[DPG21920]

:lol what is going on here. Johnson freaking out

[Chief Brody]

Schaub will be joining Vick on the unemployment line.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol How salty is Schaub right now?

[DPG21920]

He's annoying though. I hate dorky "too firery" celebrations tbh..He just doesn't look cool IMO.

[benefactor]

Fuck you Colts. Die in a fire faggots.

[Pelicans78]

:lol How salty is Schaub right now?

Honestly, I think he's relieved not to be out there.

[Chief Brody]

:lol what is going on here. Johnson freaking out

Dre is still better than Dez...we should've never doubted him. Was 2nd in receiving last year despite injury and Schaub. He also played with David Carr and Rosencopter for a long time.

[Pelicans78]

Colts just need to start throwing downfield.

[Raven]

Harlem going HAM on his balls soon enough, watch out tbh :lol

[Pelicans78]

Dre is still better than Dez...we should've never doubted him. Was 2nd in receiving last year despite injury and Schaub. He also played with David Carr and Rosencopter for a long time.

:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Honestly, I think he's relieved not to be out there.

:lol +1, tbh..

Schaub looks like the type of nigga that enjoys being the backup and making money, or playing in meaningless games, reminds me of Kyle Orton when he played for the Broncos..

[HarlemHeat37]

Harlem's rankings are going to be tough this week, tbh..

Saints and Colts losing to mediocre teams, Seahawks gifted a W against the worst team in the NFC, etc..

[Chief Brody]

2nd hand smoke didn't cause your morbid obesity you fat fuck

[Pelicans78]

:lol +1, tbh..

Schaub looks like the type of nigga that enjoys being the backup and making money, or playing in meaningless games, reminds me of Kyle Orton when he played for the Broncos..

Yeah I met him a couple of times. Doesn't really seem like a guy with confidence. Really low key which I think is not good for a QB.

[resistanze]

Wow Kubiak collapsed....

[Chief Brody]

Kubiak is dead

[Clipper Nation]

WTF happened to Kubiak?

[Chief Brody]

I wonder if they had the same reaction as when Schaub fell to the turf

[Raven]

kubiak had a heart attack?

[resistanze]

Kubiak is dead

Good QB play was too much for the heart tbh

[Pelicans78]

Kubiak redeemed himself just in time by starting Keenum.

:toast

[Chief Brody]

This means Wade takes the reins in the 2nd half. ruhroh

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck i missed kubiak collapsing

[HarlemHeat37]

Bad week for the health of mediocre coaches, tbh..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Good QB play was too much for the heart tbh

:lol all those passes downfield caused his aorta to rupture

[Chief Brody]

Stroke

[jeebus]

:lol kubiak

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Stroke

That's whottt I'm thinking.

[Trill Clinton]

frost kings, please please please go to your doctor and get a physical. ya'll dropping like flies out chea.

[Raven]

^
and here i thought it was benefactor's doing, turns out it was mine :(

[Chief Brody]

Replays circulating on deadspin that Schaub punched him in the nuts

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

frost kings, please please please go to your doctor and get a physical. ya'll dropping like flie out chea.

can you tell the SAWMs to also get an annual mental health check :lol

[Monostradamus]

frost kings, please please please go to your doctor and get a physical. ya'll dropping like flies out chea.
At least we ain't cursed with sickle cell.

[jeebus]

Hopefully Wade says "Schaub....go out there and win one for Kubi:lolk". Pure win.

[Chief Brody]

the new Zapruder film

[jeebus]

At least we ain't cursed with sickle cell.
And at least the whole world isn't pleading with our race to use condoms and stop procreating.

[DMX7]

Did he have flashbacks of Matt Schaub or something?

[Chief Brody]

heart rate and pulse rate are the same thing bitch

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Holy hell Wade Phillips looks like shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Holy hell Wade Phillips looks like shit.

well his dad did just die

[Trainwreck2100]

Meanwhile Pagano is like "Heart Attack? Bitch try cancer"

[resistanze]

:lol all those passes downfield caused his aorta to rupture

"Checkdown! checkdown! wtf going on? :wow *heart attack*"

and lol @ the bs the commentators say 'who cares about the football game!!'

[Trill Clinton]

can you tell the SAWMs to also get an annual mental health check :lol

lol word. the SAWM keeps me on my toes. i stay strapped up and its not because i'm worried about a nigga robbing me, i'm more worried about the SAWM who's girl left him or who's mom forgot to by the pepperoni hot pockets.

[resistanze]

Luck needs to close his mouth and concentrate here. They're not out of it yet.

[Chief Brody]

Kubiak goes down, yet Andy Reid continues to waddle the sidelines w/o a care in the world

[Trill Clinton]

At least we ain't cursed with sickle cell.
we? i thought you were asian.

[Chief Brody]

lol word. the SAWM keeps me on my toes. i stay strapped up and its not because i'm worried about a nigga robbing me, i'm more worried about the SAWM who's girl left him or who's mom forgot to by the pepperoni hot pockets.

:lol

[resistanze]

Ed Reed has Alzheimer's