Week 9 Game Thread Sponsored By Jeff Tuel

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol word. the SAWM keeps me on my toes. i stay strapped up and its not because i'm worried about a nigga robbing me, i'm more worried about the SAWM who's girl left him or who's mom forgot to by the pepperoni hot pockets.

:lol the SAWM in his mid 20s who thinks he don't need no Obamacare when he should be on lithium and getting a host of mental health treatment.

[jeebus]

Kubiak goes down, yet Andy Reid continues to waddle the sidelines w/o a care in the world
:lol He'd look right at home with a bucket of KFC boneless wings in one arm while walking said sidelines

[Chief Brody]

ugh Luck was bad on that drive

[DMX7]

:lol He'd look right at home with a bucket of KFC boneless wings in one arm while walking said sidelines

I probably wouldn't even notice it.

[Chief Brody]

Luck putting up Geno Smith #'s right now

[Monostradamus]

:lol honestly if it was RG3 who missed #17 walking into the end zone with nobody anywhere close to him there'd be about 15 monkeyball comments

[Monostradamus]

:lol NBC acting like they give a shit about Kubiak. Playing it up to get casual "death watch" viewers tuned in.

[Trainwreck2100]

wtf was that shit?

[BanditHiro]

Trent Richardson will be selling me pot in a couple months, tbh. Can't run, can't catch, can't pick up the blitz


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PJ7MJpDTk

[Robz4000]

That Keenum guy's a pretty cool dude eh throws the football and doesn't afraid of anything

[Clipper Nation]

:lol He'd look right at home with a bucket of KFC boneless wings in one arm while walking said sidelines
He probably has at least three of them engulfed in his fat rolls at any given moment without him knowing :lol

[Chief Brody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PJ7MJpDTkReport that SAWM immediately

[Trainwreck2100]

Bryan griffin obviously worried about kubiak

[HarlemHeat37]

I need an Andre Johnson and/or an Andrew Luck injury, tbh..

[Raven]

the reggie wayne injury is hurting the colts pretty bad, as expected..

[Chief Brody]

Gary Kubiak has passed away from a subdural hemorrhage. He was 52. R.I.P. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/11/03/texans-coach-gary-kubiak-collapses-at-halftime/

[BanditHiro]

horseshit call.

[resistanze]

:lol horrible

[Chief Brody]

No point in going for 2 here

[Clipper Nation]

Nice ref-aided drive by the Colts....

[resistanze]

I agree, going for 2 was completely unnecessary.

[Chief Brody]

NBC has such an embarassing Fall slate

[DPG21920]

NBC has such an embarassing Fall slate

That comment right there leads me to believe you own a cat.

[Chief Brody]

That comment right there leads me to believe you own a cat.
petless, forced to eat them after tailing Avante's bets

[Trainwreck2100]

did collinsworth just circle that guys ass?

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[BanditHiro]

:monkey

[Pelicans78]

Fatass

[resistanze]

:lol It begins

[Raven]

game still very much open

[Chief Brody]

Luck is nasty if you give him 2.5 secs in the pocket

[dirk4mvp]

What a damn throw

[Lincoln]

Good game @harlemheat27

[symple19]

Fucking Hilton. I'm probably going to lose my fantasy matchup because of him. Goddammit

[symple19]

Need A-Rod to go the fuck off tomorrow night

[Chief Brody]

refs are regressing when it comes to spotting the ball at forward progress. This used to be an exclusively NCAA problem, but it's starting to make its way into the NFL

[Trainwreck2100]

These are some cowboyesque i want to lose play calls we are seeing

[Chief Brody]

Let's see if the officials fuck up another replay this game. Already cost at least a 10-point swing at the end of the first half with that replay reverse

[Raven]

Andre with 200yd 3td in the game

[Brunodf]

:rollinIncomplete

[Chief Brody]

Wow, they fucked up both replays:rollin I'll admit on 2nd look that was a catch by Dre

[Trainwreck2100]

bullshit

[Raven]

looked good to me

[Chief Brody]

If it's incomplete, then what does it matter where the receiver was? smh these refs

[resistanze]

:lol Kubiak distracted his team to a loss

[Chief Brody]

:lol Kubiak distracted his team to a loss
hope benefactor's not working the Stepdown Unit tonight tbh

[thunderup]

C'mon, punch it in.

[thunderup]

Fuck yes!

[resistanze]

hope benefactor's not working the Stepdown Unit tonight tbh

:lol TD

bene has det defibrillator @ maximum voltage

[symple19]

:lmao

What else can you do but laugh? Luck is a fucking boss and the Texans are hopeless

[Brunodf]

:rollinThat Texans defense

[lefty]

:rollin

:rollin

[Chief Brody]

:wowdet catch

[thunderup]

It's good. Defense gotta stop them now.

[benefactor]

Fuck everything

[resistanze]

:lol If I'm a GM I'm firing Kubiak. When he's not fucking up his team with bad playcalling, he's fucking up his personal health leading to distractions.

[Chief Brody]

Luck loses his top receiver and tosses 3 2nd half touchdowns. Wilson loses his #1 receiver and throws redzone picks

[Chief Brody]

Texans should go for the kill like they've been doing all game. They can't cover Dre

[resistanze]

What's with this option bs?

[Raven]

keenum is fucking monkey.

[Chief Brody]

I'd hate to be fat kicker right now

[td4mvp2k]

:lol keenot

[resistanze]

:lmao punting, like they'll get the ball back

[Chief Brody]

DON'T GIVE IT TO RICHARDSON

[DPG21920]

Luck is bossing.

[Brunodf]

Wtf??Punt?Really?

[Trainwreck2100]

p.s. fuck that fat kicker

[Pelicans78]

p.s. fuck that fat kicker

Yup

[Monostradamus]

It's good. Defense gotta stop them now.
:lol faggot
:lol only showing up here once your team made a comeback

[thunderup]

:lol the Colts spotted the Texans a double digit lead and now they're choking away like expected
:lol it doesn't matter who is under center, the Texans will always choke and it's funny lol

[benefactor]

It's good. Defense gotta stop them now.
Get the fuck out of here shit head.

[DMX7]

Wtf??Punt?Really?

Punting was stupid. even if you don't convert on 4th, you can hold them to a FG and keep it a one score game.

[resistanze]

DON'T GIVE IT TO RICHARDSON

oh boy

[benefactor]

:lol the Colts spotted the Texans a double digit lead and now they're choking away like expected
:lol it doesn't matter who is under center, the Texans will always choke and it's funny lol
Shut up cocksucker. You were nowhere to be found when the Colts were talking it in the ass earlier.

[thunderup]

I'd rather them kneel the ball then give it to Richardson.

[Chief Brody]

Pagano paying homage to Kubiak there

[Raven]

t-rich doing his thing :lol

[thunderup]

Shut up cocksucker. You were nowhere to be found when the Colts were talking it in the ass earlier.
:lol I was busy with the family. Regardless if the Texans would've fluked out a win, I would've come in here to give props and take the heat from you and that other faggot who is from Houston but obviously that's not going to be the case.

:lol Take the loss like a fucking man you faggot

[td4mvp2k]

Lol keenot wit 1 more pos

[thunderup]

:lol faggot
:lol only showing up here once your team made a comeback
:lol an irrelevant poster like yourself keeping tab of when I log and log out and thinking that can somehow be used to talk shit to me.

[thunderup]

That's coming back.

lolol Houston

[Chief Brody]

Here we go...impressive showing by the kid

[Brunodf]

:rollinFat kicker

[resistanze]

Fat with the game on the line

[thunderup]

Just like that this weak ass secondary gives those faggots a chance.

[benefactor]

:cryI was busy with family:cry

No one is buying that shit. Only stupid, meth smoking bitches like you would expect us to buy that weak excuse.

[resistanze]

:lmao FAT SHIT

[Chief Brody]

poor bastard

[td4mvp2k]

Lol goodnight houston

[Raven]

fuck it..

[Monostradamus]

:lol I was busy with the family.

The family that cooks (meth) together stays together.

[Clipper Nation]

Houston's kicker is terrible, one of the worst I've ever seen and I sat through Playoff Kaeding :lol

[Chief Brody]

Keenum's got balls...at least Texans fans have something to build on there. We'll trade you Tuel for him tbh

[Phillip]

LOL texans

[thunderup]

:lmao Houston
:lmao Texans
:lmao benefactor with the premature ejaculation bads in the first half
:lmao Michael Jordan.

[Pelicans78]

Houston's kicker is terrible, one of the worst I've ever seen and I sat through Playoff Kaeding :lol

At least Kaeding made his in the regular season :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Have to cut that kicker tomorrow, tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol I was busy with the family.
http://i.imgur.com/w0Jgj1X.png

[thunderup]

Watching the game at my cousins.

We got this shit.


Keenum bitches


Fuck you Colts. Die in a fire faggots.
:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao
Got any quotes of yours from when the Colts were getting their shit pushed in?

[resistanze]

:lmao Houston
:lmao Texans
:lmao benefactor with the premature ejaculation bads in the first half
:lmao Michael Jordan.

http://highaltitude.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/front_runner_title.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao fatass aggy kicker

[Pelicans78]

Have to cut that kicker tomorrow, tbh..

I'm sure the same fans who dealt with Schaub will deal with his fatass tonight.

[thunderup]

:lol butthurt posters calling me out for not posting in this thread earlier
:lol reaching and hoping that's as effective as a way to talk shit to me as possible in this circumstance
:lol benefactor talking shit about the Colts all season long only to get his shit pushed in

[Chief Brody]

Have to cut that kicker tomorrow, tbh..
:loltbh I remember when the Steelers cut Skippy Reed after one shitty game,despite him playing well for Pittsburgh for many years with 2 rings. Kickers are never safe, and never should be.

[HarlemHeat37]

:loltbh I remember when the Steelers cut Skippy Reed after one shitty game,despite him playing well for Pittsburgh for many years with 2 rings. Kickers are never safe, and never should be.

They have the shittiest job in sports IMO..

Minimal money, short-term credit that is forgotten the following day, probably outcasts in the locker room, immense pressure with high risk-low reward..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol butthurt posters calling me out for not posting in this thread earlier
:lol reaching and hoping that's as effective as a way to talk shit to me as possible in this circumstance
I don't need to reach or be butthurt, I've got the Chargers 19, Colts 9 stick on my side and you'll just have to live with it :downspin:

[benefactor]

:lol butthurt posters calling me out for not posting in this thread earlier
:lol reaching and hoping that's as effective as a way to talk shit to me as possible in this circumstance
:lol benefactor talking shit about the Colts all season long only to get his shit pushed in
Let's see...shows up in NFL forum with no skin talking shit...check
Waits for the Colts to start doing good...check
Takes on Colts skin...check
Takes on Andrew Luck avatar...check
Claims to start being a Colts fan right around the time Peyton was drafted...check
Shows up in thread during a Colts/Texans game after the Colts take the lead in the fourth quarter...check

Add all that up and you get a front running faggot that should build his house in a tornado damage path. I'd rather watch my team suck for fifty straight seasons than be a piece of shit fan like you.

[Clipper Nation]

Let's see...shows up in NFL forum with no skin talking shit...check
Waits for the Colts to start doing good...check
Takes on Colts skin...check
Takes on Andrew Luck avatar...check
Shows up in thread during a Colts/Texans game after the Colts take the lead in the fourth quarter...check
You forgot "claims to have been a Coltsfan since the late '90s" (in other words, when Peyton was drafted) :lol

EDIT: NM, you added it in :lol

[benefactor]

You forgot "claims to have been a Coltsfan since the late '90s" (in other words, when Peyton was drafted) :lol
Edited :tu

[thunderup]

So we got a loser Texan fan not being able to take the loss like a man so he posts a bunch of bullshit conjecture hoping it sticks.

:lol desperate reach by questioning my Colts fanhood as some sort of way to deflect the premature ejaculation from Texan fan

[HI-FI]

tough loss for Texans. I was rooting for you guys, but that's usually a kiss of death. Not a fan of the Colts tbh. Hope Kubiak is okay, it changed my feelings towards the second half and I'm sure the team was gutted. You always think guys will play harder, but sometimes the opposite happens.

Least that Keenum kid looks wayyyy better than Schaub. Texans need to part ways with Schaub and probably that kicker at this point. Kicker's confidence is shot and Schaub just seems too proud, a la Drew Bledsoe, to admit how much they suck.

I do have TY Hilton on my fantasy team, so I was hitting pay dirt with K-DIRT with that guy.

[thunderup]

Let's see...shows up in NFL forum with no skin talking shit...check
Waits for the Colts to start doing good...check
Takes on Colts skin...check
Takes on Andrew Luck avatar...check
Claims to start being a Colts fan right around the time Peyton was drafted...check
Shows up in thread during a Colts/Texans game after the Colts take the lead in the fourth quarter...check

Add all that up and you get a front running faggot that should build his house in a tornado damage path. I'd rather watch my team suck for fifty straight seasons than be a piece of shit fan like you.
:lol T-shirt fan questioning someone else's fanhood

[benefactor]

I've been in here taking my losses for five fucking years, frontrunner. J.T. can verify that. I'm sure he's not claiming your faggot ass either.

[Monostradamus]

:lol T-shirt fan questioning someone else's fanhood
rofl like you can talk shit in that regard. Let's see that OU degree.

[benefactor]

Let's see...shows up in NFL forum with no skin talking shit...check
Waits for the Colts to start doing good...check
Takes on Colts skin...check
Takes on Andrew Luck avatar...check
Claims to start being a Colts fan right around the time Peyton was drafted...check
Shows up in thread during a Colts/Texans game after the Colts take the lead in the fourth quarter...check

Add all that up and you get a front running faggot that should build his house in a tornado damage path. I'd rather watch my team suck for fifty straight seasons than be a piece of shit fan like you.
:wakeup

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Luck is that nigga. Also fuck DHB :lol

[thunderup]

I've been in here taking my losses for five fucking years, frontrunner. J.T. can verify that. I'm sure he's not claiming your faggot ass either.
Why are you so mad that I am a Colts fan partner? I took the mid-decade losses and Peyton's departure really hard but now it's back to winning, the only thing that matters in sports really. You questioning my fanhood is a reach and obvious deflection.

You can't take the loss like a man.

[Monostradamus]

Why are you so mad that I am a Colts fan partner? I took the mid-decade losses and Peyton's departure really hard

Wow that sounds like a lot of suffering. Watching your team make the playoffs almost every year just to lose, then going from one HOF franchise QB to another in a one year span, man i bet Browns and Bills fans look on you with all kinds of pity.

[Clipper Nation]

I took the mid-decade losses and Peyton's departure really hard
:lmao Expecting sympathy for that.... :cry "we lost a couple games, and then we lost Peyton, but then tanked and got Luck, feel bad for me!" :cry

[benefactor]

but now it's back to winning, the only thing that matters in sports really.
:wakeup

[benefactor]

So much faggot bads in that one post. I can't believe he had to balls to hit reply.

[thunderup]

Wow that sounds like a lot of suffering. Watching your team make the playoffs almost every year just to lose, then going from one HOF franchise QB to another in a one year span, man i bet Browns and Bills fans look on you with all kinds of pity.
Obviously I can't speak from the same perspective as fans of suffering franchises like Cleveland and Buffalo. That said, it's no wonder my favorite teams are all competitive in some way after initial lottery seasons. I am a winner at life. Get on my level, partner.

[thunderup]

So much faggot bads in that one post. I can't believe he had to balls to hit reply.
It's funny how you can't reply to my post. You can't take the loss like a man so your go to move is questioning my fanhood. You're floundering and looking for material to use but it's no use.

[Clipper Nation]

That said, it's no wonder my favorite teams are all competitive in some way after initial lottery seasons. I am a winner at life. Get on my level, partner.
There you have it, an admitted frontrunning faggot in every sense of the word :lol

[benefactor]

:lol

[benefactor]

The fail gets deeper with every post.

[thunderup]

There you have it, an admitted frontrunning faggot in every sense of the word :lol
Actually, a frontrunner jumps on a team that is winning. I was a fan of the Colts when they sucked.

:lol the irony of Lebron's Jizz Cup claiming somebody else as a frontrunner

[Clipper Nation]

Actually, a frontrunner jumps on a team that is winning. I was a fan of the Colts when they sucked.
They sucked for like five minutes on draft day when you hopped on just as they were selecting Peyton Manning :lol

[thunderup]

The fail gets deeper with every post.
Claiming fail and/or meltdown = white flag. Thanks for playing.

[thunderup]

They sucked for like five minutes on draft day when you hopped on just as they were selecting Peyton Manning :lol
Actually I followed the team in the late 90's at the time when the front office was going through changes. It's not surprising you have no idea what you're talking about with regards to Peyton's first season. The Colts still sucked that year.

[benefactor]

I was a fan of the Colts when they sucked.



I actually have been a fan of the Colts since the late 90's.
ok

[thunderup]

ok
You should look up those records in the late 90's. That'll clear up your inability to process things I post.

[Clipper Nation]

Actually I followed the team in the late 90's at the time when the front office was going through changes.
Peyton was drafted in the late '90s, you dumbfuck :lol

It's not surprising you have no idea what you're talking about with regards to Peyton's first season. The Colts still sucked that year.
Yet you still had Peyton breaking rookie records left and right that year, and should have won more games, as you had double-digit leads in five of your losses.... meanwhile, I was sitting through Ryan Leaf that year, still want to talk about suffering? :lol

[benefactor]

You should look up those records in the late 90's. That'll clear up your inability to process things I post.
:lol one bad season...then winning seasons the next 11 out of 12 including two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win.

:crysomeone stop the pain:cry

[thunderup]

Peyton was drafted in the late '90s, you dumbfuck :lol
I remember following football closely around 96. IIRC, the Colts were a wildcard that year. The next two years were bad with front office personnel changes, Irsay's death and all around shitty product on the field.

:lol Peyton was drafted in the late 90's but it wasn't exactly success at the start, uninformed as usual.


[Yet you still had Peyton breaking rookie records left and right that year, and should have won more games, as you had double-digit leads in five of your losses.... meanwhile, I was sitting through Ryan Leaf that year, still want to talk about suffering? :lol
Can't argue with you about Leaf there.

[thunderup]

:lol one bad season...then winning seasons the next 11 out of 12 including two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win.

:crysomeone stop the pain:cry
:lol I am a winner and you are a loser whose team bolted out of that shithole they call Houston the first chance they got. The curse remains the same with the Texans. You just can't shake it off, partner. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

I remember following football closely around 96. IIRC, the Colts were a wildcard that year.
:lol Hopping on the bandwagon for a playoff team
:lol Admitted frontrunner

[benefactor]

:lol...keep pushing those years back closer to the mid-90's. No one is buying your bullshit faggot.

[benefactor]

:lol I am a winner
Oh we've all figured that one out...partner.

[thunderup]

:lol Hopping on the bandwagon for a playoff team
:lol Admitted frontrunner
:lol not knowing the difference between following the NFL and becoming a fan of a certain team
:lol Slurping Lebron's seed

[thunderup]

:lol...keep pushing those years back closer to the mid-90's. No one is buying your bullshit faggot.
:lol keep hoping this is all made up and just a nightmare. You suck at life just like the football team you support.

[thunderup]

:lol I am out for the night. GG Texans. I'll celebrate the win after work tomorrow night.

:lol again @ that floundering faggot benefactor

[Clipper Nation]

:lol If you have to keep insisting you're a "winner," that pretty much proves the opposite is true....

[benefactor]

:lol I am out for the night. GG Texans. I'll celebrate the win after work tomorrow night.

:lol again @ that floundering faggot benefactor
http://img.pandawhale.com/74343-Tombstone-well-bye-gif-hji0.gif

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://i.minus.com/immYZ699Ksm6e.gif

[Trill Clinton]

:lol I was busy with the family.

fuck that. you're supposed to devote a full 12 hours of your sunday to the game day threads if you're going to talk shit.

[Spur-Addict]

Week 10 shaping up to be a fairly good week.

49ers V Panthers

Saints V Cowboys

Lions V Bears

Broncos V Chargers (Potential, although San Diego might get curb stomped)

Cincy V Baltimore (Might yield some interesting results depending on which Dalton we see)

[Chief Brody]

Bad time for Dallas to be getting New Orleans...

[Chief Brody]

That Cincy game is essentially Baltimore's season, so they'll show up.

[Trainwreck2100]

Bad time for Dallas to be getting New Orleans...

dallas could be playing the bucs and they'd still find a way to lose, have to stay at .500 after all