HarlemHeat37
11-05-2013, 02:21 PM
1- Denver Broncos..Bye Week, giving Manning an entire week to rest his ankles..terrifying for the rest of the league, tbh..John Fox made his best coaching decision in years by having a heart attack, tbh(1)
2- Indianapolis Colts..impressive comeback against a divisional rival, but their offense looked shaky without Wayne and their defense got torched until Kubiak had a stroke, tbh..Andrew Luck the Ogre has become the most clutch QB in football(3)
3- SF 49ers..Bye Week, but the teams competing with them either lost or just don't look as dominant, tbh..the 9ers are battling the SB Curse, so they have virtually no chance to win or even make it to the SB, but they should enjoy the success while they can(6)
4- Seattle Seahawks..once again, they tried to showcase Game Manager Wilson and failed miserably, going down 21-0..once they quit and reverted to their usual gameplan of feeding Lynch, the game was over, tbh..they have been bailed out by shitty teams in consecutive weeks due to Carroll trying to make Wilson appear like a standout QB(4)
5- Kansas City Chiefs..the worst 9-0 team I've ever seen, tbh, with Jeff Tuel playing the role of Manu against Miami this week..makes you wonder how seemingly healthy coaches are suffering from illnesses, while Andy Reid is still eating and succeeding(5)
6- New Orleans Saints..bad loss against the Jets + injuries are piling up..offensive line has struggled all season..Sean Payton coached a poor game, so it isn't surprising that Brees struggled as well, as he's very reliant on the system, tbh(2)
7- New England Patriots..offense finally looked dominant for the first time this season(8)
8- GB Packers..expected loss without Rodgers, McCarthy coached an atrocious game..they are done if Rodgers misses more than 2 games IMO, especially since they're already without Cobb, Finley, Matthews and others..Seneca Wallace is a short, Black QB that can't run, which is probably the worst description you can make for a QB at any level, tbh(7)
9- Detroit Lions..Bye Week(10)
10- Carolina Panthers..statistically, they have been the best team in the NFC..OTOH, statistically, they have played the easiest schedule in the NFC..they are 0-2 against .500 teams..this week is their statement game, tbh.. Cum Newton looks great as a game manager, but like Wilson, he struggled this week when he tried to carry a team, with worse picks than Avante(15)
11- Cinci Bengals..bad loss, typical Bengals, the most overrated team in football, tbh..they also lost Geno Atkins, their defensive anchor and arguably their most important player(8)
12- Dallas Cowboys..ugly W against a terrible team, but still a W..Dez Bryant only had 60 yards, so needless to say, his mother did not have a pleasant Sunday night, tbh(12)
13- Arizona Cardinals..Bye Week(14)
14- Tennessee Titans..good W on the road, they get a Bye against Jacksonville this week(16)
15- Miami Dolphins..great W to keep them in the playoff mix..the Incognito shit will either motivate them or kill them, I'm going with the latter, based on their shitty recent history(17)
16- San Diego Chargers..wow, what a choke job from Whisenhunt and their coaching staff, tbh..a W would have kept them in control of the 6th seed, now they have to play Denver and KC 4 times(11)
17- New York Jets..great win, still one of the shittiest over .500 teams I've ever seen, tbh..the 3rd seed in the AFC is salivating at the thought of playing against Geno Smith in the playoffs, tbh(19)
18- Chicago Bears..meh W against the Packers without Rodgers..Jay Cutler has the most annoying face in football(18)
19- Cleveland Browns..Davone Bess made the plays he should have made last week, Campbell looks good as the starter, they deserve a playoff spot just for that Trent Richardson robbery(20)
20- Baltimore Ravens..just an awful team, tbh, can't believe they won a SB just 9 months ago:wow(13)
21- Philly Eagles..:lmao Michael Vick, you fucking pussy(29)
22- Buffalo Bills..they compete every week, they just lack a competent QB, sad, tbh(22)
23- Houston Texans..Keenum looked great, but a huge choke job from the team to lose the game, tbh..at least it appears there's hope for a few Ws with this team..Matt Schaub looked very happy and relaxed on the sidelines, tbh(23)
24- Washington Redskins..God, I can't believe they had the balls to celebrate this W, tbh, thanks to Ken Whisenhunt..people that didn't watch the game and look at the stats will think UglyG3 had a good game, but he was actually horrendous outside of the OT drive..missed passes everywhere, bailed out by Garcon and Morris..he probably won't be an NFL starter in 3 years IMO, but he'll always have a future in horror movies(28)
25- New York Giants..getting it together at the right time, tbh..they were coasting and get bored during the regular season, they took it a little too far this year, but it's time for their run(25)
26- Pittsburgh Steelers..Rothlisberger looks almost finished, tbh..no longer able to take advantage of NFL defenders, but probably still very capable of taking advantage of helpless females, tbh(24)
27- Oakland Raiders..wow, one of the most embarrassing losses in franchise history, tbh..allowing Nick Foles to score 7 touchdowns, unable to score on Philly's shitty defense, Pryor throwing inaccurate feces all game, tbh..knowing spursraider was at the game makes me smile, though, tbh(21)
28- Atlanta Falcons..just a shitty team, and since it's the city of Atlanta, the majority of their fans have probably already converted to Seahawks or Broncos fans, tbh(26)
29- Tampa Bay Buccaneers..good effort, but Mike Glennon is like 7 feet tall and couldn't just run a few feet in a fucking straight line for a 1st down to give them a chance to win?..smh(31)
30- St. Louis Rams..bad team, irrelevant, should be relocated, tbh(27)
31- Minnesota Vikings..Adrian Peterson with a monster game, looked like he does when he runs from child support, tbh..still a pathetic team, though(30)
32- Jacksonville Jaguars..still haven't won a game, must be Voodoo, tbh(32)
2- Indianapolis Colts..impressive comeback against a divisional rival, but their offense looked shaky without Wayne and their defense got torched until Kubiak had a stroke, tbh..Andrew Luck the Ogre has become the most clutch QB in football(3)
3- SF 49ers..Bye Week, but the teams competing with them either lost or just don't look as dominant, tbh..the 9ers are battling the SB Curse, so they have virtually no chance to win or even make it to the SB, but they should enjoy the success while they can(6)
4- Seattle Seahawks..once again, they tried to showcase Game Manager Wilson and failed miserably, going down 21-0..once they quit and reverted to their usual gameplan of feeding Lynch, the game was over, tbh..they have been bailed out by shitty teams in consecutive weeks due to Carroll trying to make Wilson appear like a standout QB(4)
5- Kansas City Chiefs..the worst 9-0 team I've ever seen, tbh, with Jeff Tuel playing the role of Manu against Miami this week..makes you wonder how seemingly healthy coaches are suffering from illnesses, while Andy Reid is still eating and succeeding(5)
6- New Orleans Saints..bad loss against the Jets + injuries are piling up..offensive line has struggled all season..Sean Payton coached a poor game, so it isn't surprising that Brees struggled as well, as he's very reliant on the system, tbh(2)
7- New England Patriots..offense finally looked dominant for the first time this season(8)
8- GB Packers..expected loss without Rodgers, McCarthy coached an atrocious game..they are done if Rodgers misses more than 2 games IMO, especially since they're already without Cobb, Finley, Matthews and others..Seneca Wallace is a short, Black QB that can't run, which is probably the worst description you can make for a QB at any level, tbh(7)
9- Detroit Lions..Bye Week(10)
10- Carolina Panthers..statistically, they have been the best team in the NFC..OTOH, statistically, they have played the easiest schedule in the NFC..they are 0-2 against .500 teams..this week is their statement game, tbh.. Cum Newton looks great as a game manager, but like Wilson, he struggled this week when he tried to carry a team, with worse picks than Avante(15)
11- Cinci Bengals..bad loss, typical Bengals, the most overrated team in football, tbh..they also lost Geno Atkins, their defensive anchor and arguably their most important player(8)
12- Dallas Cowboys..ugly W against a terrible team, but still a W..Dez Bryant only had 60 yards, so needless to say, his mother did not have a pleasant Sunday night, tbh(12)
13- Arizona Cardinals..Bye Week(14)
14- Tennessee Titans..good W on the road, they get a Bye against Jacksonville this week(16)
15- Miami Dolphins..great W to keep them in the playoff mix..the Incognito shit will either motivate them or kill them, I'm going with the latter, based on their shitty recent history(17)
16- San Diego Chargers..wow, what a choke job from Whisenhunt and their coaching staff, tbh..a W would have kept them in control of the 6th seed, now they have to play Denver and KC 4 times(11)
17- New York Jets..great win, still one of the shittiest over .500 teams I've ever seen, tbh..the 3rd seed in the AFC is salivating at the thought of playing against Geno Smith in the playoffs, tbh(19)
18- Chicago Bears..meh W against the Packers without Rodgers..Jay Cutler has the most annoying face in football(18)
19- Cleveland Browns..Davone Bess made the plays he should have made last week, Campbell looks good as the starter, they deserve a playoff spot just for that Trent Richardson robbery(20)
20- Baltimore Ravens..just an awful team, tbh, can't believe they won a SB just 9 months ago:wow(13)
21- Philly Eagles..:lmao Michael Vick, you fucking pussy(29)
22- Buffalo Bills..they compete every week, they just lack a competent QB, sad, tbh(22)
23- Houston Texans..Keenum looked great, but a huge choke job from the team to lose the game, tbh..at least it appears there's hope for a few Ws with this team..Matt Schaub looked very happy and relaxed on the sidelines, tbh(23)
24- Washington Redskins..God, I can't believe they had the balls to celebrate this W, tbh, thanks to Ken Whisenhunt..people that didn't watch the game and look at the stats will think UglyG3 had a good game, but he was actually horrendous outside of the OT drive..missed passes everywhere, bailed out by Garcon and Morris..he probably won't be an NFL starter in 3 years IMO, but he'll always have a future in horror movies(28)
25- New York Giants..getting it together at the right time, tbh..they were coasting and get bored during the regular season, they took it a little too far this year, but it's time for their run(25)
26- Pittsburgh Steelers..Rothlisberger looks almost finished, tbh..no longer able to take advantage of NFL defenders, but probably still very capable of taking advantage of helpless females, tbh(24)
27- Oakland Raiders..wow, one of the most embarrassing losses in franchise history, tbh..allowing Nick Foles to score 7 touchdowns, unable to score on Philly's shitty defense, Pryor throwing inaccurate feces all game, tbh..knowing spursraider was at the game makes me smile, though, tbh(21)
28- Atlanta Falcons..just a shitty team, and since it's the city of Atlanta, the majority of their fans have probably already converted to Seahawks or Broncos fans, tbh(26)
29- Tampa Bay Buccaneers..good effort, but Mike Glennon is like 7 feet tall and couldn't just run a few feet in a fucking straight line for a 1st down to give them a chance to win?..smh(31)
30- St. Louis Rams..bad team, irrelevant, should be relocated, tbh(27)
31- Minnesota Vikings..Adrian Peterson with a monster game, looked like he does when he runs from child support, tbh..still a pathetic team, though(30)
32- Jacksonville Jaguars..still haven't won a game, must be Voodoo, tbh(32)