***Week 10 Game Thread sponsored by my upset over djohn***

[chunticakes]

woah woah woah, we're not all sucking off Cum. just a select few who decided not to show up today for obvious reasons

what'll be that faggot no lyfe scrub's excuse for cum's ass raping today?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

woah woah woah, we're not all sucking off Cum. just a select few who decided not to show up today for obvious reasons

He said "people" meaning the black QB glorifying media which has been on Carolina's dick the last few weeks.

[chunticakes]

:lol Cum
:lol Kaeperdick
:lol Mediocre black QBs

fify.

[chunticakes]

but then again are there any black qbs better than mediocre tbh?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

what the fuck is with all these military fucksticks I've been seeing at these veterans day things that are fat as shit? I thought like the one thing you had to do in the military is stay in shape, did they lower the bar so much where that's not even required anymore :lol

[jeebus]

what'll be that faggot no lyfe scrub's excuse for cum's ass raping today?
hopefully no lyfe faggot is killing himself by auto erotic asphyxiation while watching youtube clips of Cum beating shitty teams.

[resistanze]

Cam is fucking terrible.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao that throw

[Robz4000]

Possibly Jason Campbell, he's average.

[jeebus]

what the fuck is with all these military fucksticks I've been seeing at these veterans day things that are fat as shit? I thought like the one thing you had to do in the military is stay in shape, did they lower the bar so much where that's not even required anymore :lol
they're the desk jockeys who don't do anything except make appointments or dick around on their computers all day, then parade around in their uniform and talk about their :cry hard life :cry due to deploying to Kuwait for a 6 month vacation.

[Robz4000]

Whoops, wrong quote :lol

[jeebus]

Possibly Jason Campbell, he's average.
son that makes no sense.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

they're the desk jockeys who don't do anything except make appointments or dick around on their computers all day, then parade around in their uniform and talk about their :cry hard life :cry due to deploying to Kuwait for a 6 month vacation.

:lmao

[Robz4000]

son that makes no sense.

Meant as a response to the post above DoK's.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Cum

[Robz4000]

:lmao Cum

[Spur-Addict]

If SF scores a TD here, the game is over LOL

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Cum Newton
:lol No Lyfe Faggot

[benefactor]

Someday, Houston will learn how to defend screens.

[Spur-Addict]

That's a fumble

[jeebus]

Meant as a response to the post above DoK's.
my nigga

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Cam's historically shitty game is overshadowing how bad Kaepershit is playing

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That's not even close it's a clear fumble

[Robz4000]

God dammit Davis, why?

[Spur-Addict]

God dammit Davis, why?

No worries, safety/pick 6/punt upcoming :lol

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/sidR0vW.png

lol.

[spurraider21]

Mike pereira needs a cock up his ass

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/sidR0vW.png

lol.
:lmao No Lyfe Faggot

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

http://i.imgur.com/sidR0vW.png

lol.

1.7

[Robz4000]

:lol that was a fumble

[jeebus]

will update if it goes lower

[Robz4000]

http://i.imgur.com/sidR0vW.png

lol.

:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Ryan Matthews sighting

[Clipper Nation]

N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB N0 LyF3 ScRuB

[chunticakes]

mah nigga jeebus with the goods.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

http://i.imgur.com/sidR0vW.png

lol.
Cam sucks when he has to play good defenses.

[benefactor]

More injuries. Fucking hell.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the fact Carolina has only allowed 7 points off turnovers all year prior to that FG is pretty damn impressive given who their QB is

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Carolina should consider benching Cum if Carolina still hasn't put any kind of offense together by halftime tbh

[spurraider21]

:monkey

[jeebus]

Carolina should consider benching Cum if Carolina still hasn't put any kind of offense together by halftime tbh
Who's the backup QB imo?

[jeebus]

Cum just tripled his rating to 4.9

[spurraider21]

Who's the backup QB imo?
Not Cam. That's good enough tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Why the fuck is San Fran starting to blitz? Just rush 3-4, let Cam sit indecisively in the pocket forever, then get sacked :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Who's the backup QB imo?

Derick "Dick Breath" Anderson :lol

[resistanze]

:lol

[jeebus]

Derick "Dick Breath" Anderson :lol
:lol

[jeebus]

lol Palmer

[Spur-Addict]

Well, looks like we have a game LOL

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol 9ers run d

[benefactor]

Swearinger!

[jeebus]

lol Palmer
"only starting QB to throw an interception in every game"

:lmao

[Robz4000]

asdfghjjl

[benefactor]

lol Palmer
Only QB to throw a pick in every single game this year. The pick six thing is worse, but damn that's terrible.

[HarlemHeat37]

Carolina-San Fran is the classic game manager battle, tbh..

Defense and running carrying both teams every week..

[benefactor]

"only starting QB to throw an interception in every game"

:lmao
:tu:lol

[jeebus]

:tu:lol
benefactor, det lil special ed nigga :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

I hate the Seahawks, but I'll give Game Manager Wilson credit for being a lot better at managing than Cum, Kaepernick and Andy Schaub, tbh:lol..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Carolina-San Fran is the classic game manager battle, tbh..

Defense and running carrying both teams every week..

Why does _Enver always take an entire quarter and then some to get Demaryius involved in the offense :lol

[benefactor]

Bullock made an FG. wtf.

[Spur-Addict]

I hate the Seahawks, but I'll give Game Manager Wilson credit for being a lot better at managing than Cum, Kaepernick and Andy Schaub, tbh:lol..

Step in the right direction LOL

[Holden_Caulfield]

I hate the Seahawks, but I'll give Game Manager Wilson credit for being a lot better at managing than Cum, Kaepernick and Andy Schaub, tbh:lol..
game manager of the year battle is between alex smith and wilson tbh :lol

[jeebus]

I want to rape Amy and broadcast it over every kindle fire.

[HarlemHeat37]

Why does _Enver always take an entire quarter and then some to get Demaryius involved in the offense :lol

Nobody knows, tbh, Manning always needs to feed Welker and Decker first, they get the drops out of their system early:lol..

[Robz4000]

Kaep competing to outchoke Cum tbh.

[Holden_Caulfield]

case keenum is the truth

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Fitz just doesn't give a shit anymore because he knows he's done as a Cardinal

[Holden_Caulfield]

chargers still cant get in the endzone :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Jizzenhunt is TERRIBLE in the red zone, tbh....

[resistanze]

N:lolvak

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao :lmao chargaaaz

[jeebus]

nice punt

[benefactor]

Damn what a punt

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

God, I hate playing against the kicker on Jizzenhunt's team in fantasy :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Newton gonna light em up in the second half. We got our run game opening up..

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/olifant/images/olifant_tank1.jpg

[jeebus]

:lol another one of those African tips

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Newton gonna light em up in the second half. We got our run game opening up..

New England can't wait to play against this shitty ass QB :lol

[resistanze]

That offense is too good..

[Holden_Caulfield]

that shitty music :bang

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

New England can't wait to play against this shitty ass QB :lol

Brady might throw three picks against our DB's.

31 point against Pittsburgh and you expect to stop us? :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/olifant/images/olifant_tank2.jpg

[Spur-Addict]

Vernon Davis done for the rest of the game

[jeebus]

Time to bring in Schaub imo.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Brady might throw three picks against our DB's.

31 point against Pittsburgh and you expect to stop us? :lmao
Big Rape >>>>>>>>>>>>> Big Cum :lmao

[Robz4000]

No Lyfe Faggot finally shows up. He'll be gone again when Cum throws a pick here in a minute.

[Holden_Caulfield]

concussion on his vagina? :lol what a faggot

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Cum with the self-sack

[Spur-Addict]

Big drop by Smith

[jeebus]

concussion on his vagina? :lol what a faggot
A concussed vagina is very serious. What if he wants to give birth to a sissy cuck later in life?

[Holden_Caulfield]

kaep :monkey with training wheels :lol

[jeebus]

Dammit Palmer, you hairy palmed faggot

[benefactor]

Watt deserves better tbh.

[resistanze]

Panthers D is beastly.

[jeebus]

croflblocked

[Holden_Caulfield]

croflblocked
when is that faggot gonna get cut tbh

[Robz4000]

49ers D is gradually wearing down and Kaeperdick continues to gargle on a bag of dicks. Fuck.

[benefactor]

lol Marciano

[spurraider21]

Moreno's ppr numbers are a thorn to my side right now

[Spur-Addict]

Tolbert is a tank

[Holden_Caulfield]

holy shit reid got shat the fuck on :lol

[jeebus]

when is that faggot gonna get cut tbh
I dunno imo

[HarlemHeat37]

Kaepernick has been so bad without Vernon Davis on the field so far this season, tbh..

[Holden_Caulfield]

demaryius is a baller

[Spur-Addict]

Wow, Demaryius is beasting today

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

On cue, the haters get quiet

[DeadlyDynasty]

Thomas>>>Dez...bonus points too for not being a filthy, self-serving n!gger tbh

[Clipper Nation]

http://alogvinov.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cover_large.jpg

[benefactor]

On cue, the haters get quiet
He sucks. Sorry to disappoint you.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:bang

[chunticakes]

On cue, the haters get quiet

shoulda taken the bet straight up faggot.

[Robz4000]

Cum getting bailed out by his run game tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Black QBs are embarrassing themselves again per par

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cum getting bailed out by his run game tbh.

tbh, you must not be watching the game. he is shitting on your DB's and is outplaying Kae - like I predicted

[Robz4000]

:lol Cum
:lol Kaepershit

[Spur-Addict]

Throw the ball to Keenan Allen, fuckin brady bunch tard rivers

[Clipper Nation]

tbh, you must not be watching the game. he is shitting on your DB's and is outplaying Kae - like I predicted
Outplaying Kaep doesn't mean much when it's basically the QB equivalent of a cripple fight :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Finally running the Demaryius screen more often the past 2-3 weeks, it's nearly unstoppable, tbh..

[Holden_Caulfield]

Throw the ball to Keenan Allen, fuckin brady bunch tard rivers
forreal or gates, i need points :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Outplaying Kaep doesn't mean much when it's basically the QB equivalent of a cripple fight :lol

:lmao bridgewater

[Robz4000]

tbh, you must not be watching the game. he is shitting on your DB's and is outplaying Kae - like I predicted

Yop, as his abyssmal qbr represents an all-time performance...

[Clipper Nation]

Throw the ball to Keenan Allen, fuckin brady bunch tard rivers


forreal or gates, i need points :lol
Fuck your fantasy teams, we need det good draft position, tbh :downspin:

[Spur-Addict]

forreal or gates, i need points :lol

You're getting ass raped, it's time to target your best wideout damn it :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Rahim Moore made a play:wow..

[benefactor]

Swearinger is balling.

[Spur-Addict]

Fuck your fantasy teams, we need det good draft position, tbh :downspin:

I don't care whether SD wins or loses, in fact, lose :lol

Just get my guy the rock damn it

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LETS FUCKING GO!

[Holden_Caulfield]

Fuck your fantasy teams, we need det good draft position, tbh :downspin:
the draft is not gonna save that defense :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

the draft is not gonna save that defense :lol

tbh it saved ours

[DeadlyDynasty]

Both these teams run the seahawk model to near perfection.

[benefactor]

:lol special teams

[Holden_Caulfield]

also thanks for overpaying derek cox chargers :lol

[Spur-Addict]

Damn, Hunter got crushed.

[Brunodf]

Poor Gore carrying the team per par, get some rest and his team turn the ball over

[spurraider21]

Finally running the Demaryius screen more often the past 2-3 weeks, it's nearly unstoppable, tbh..
this IIRC in Manning's first reg season game with the Donks, Thomas had a screen pass TD against the Steelers. demaryius was a great 5th round fantasy pick last year, too bad we weren't in a keeper leauge

[Clipper Nation]

the draft is not gonna save that defense :lol
We might be able to tank ourselves into position for Vic Beasley or Louis Nix, tbh....

[Robz4000]

My God, what a trainwreck...

[resistanze]

Manning looked like a geezer there :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

yo playaction to keenan do it

[Clipper Nation]

FG upcoming :lol

[benefactor]

Just get that feeling something bad is about to happen for Houston.

[jeebus]

so what that graphic just showed us is that Houston is hilarious in the 2nd half?

[jeebus]

Just get that feeling something bad is about to happen for Houston.
http://i.imgur.com/41pYEXT.jpg

[Holden_Caulfield]

:monkey with training wheels

[benefactor]

http://i.imgur.com/41pYEXT.jpg
If he comes in and the light goes out under my name, you might want to notify the authorities.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Cum is 11- 25 with an int...Kraep's #s are even worse...fucking yos

[chunticakes]

im eagerly looking forward to the report card this week.

[jeebus]

Cum is 11- 25 with an int...Kraep's #s are even worse...fucking yos
Jockeying for a higher spot on the report card tbh.

[Spur-Addict]

LOL McDonald

[Holden_Caulfield]

kraep finally throws a good pass :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

That's a TD if Vernon Davis was playing, tbh..

That White boy just wasted Kaepernick's only good pass of the day:lol..

[Brazil]

I never understood all these false starts by offense tbh how complicated is it to stay discipline?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Someone else has to handle the BQRC this week...i dont have the patience to post it from my phone and christ knows there's a lot of material

[jeebus]

Someone else has to handle the BQRC this week...i dont have the patience to post it from my phone and christ knows there's a lot of material
I nominate DUNCANownsKOBE

[Robz4000]

That's a TD if Vernon Davis was playing, tbh..

That White boy just wasted Kaepernick's only good pass of the day:lol..

Exactly what I said tbh.

[benefactor]

Brice McCain needs to die.

[Robz4000]

I nominate DUNCANownsKOBE
jeebus and DoK collaboration tbh. What could possibly go wrong?

[Holden_Caulfield]

Someone else has to handle the BQRC this week...i dont have the patience to post it from my phone and christ knows there's a lot of material
BQRC by committee :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

keenan allen sighting!

[Robz4000]

Welp, Panthers should take the lead here in a minute...

[jeebus]

jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) and DoK collaboration tbh. What could possibly go wrong?
I didn't see any of the coon QBs this week tbh. My redzone stream was cutting in and out during the first round of games. :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

Just post stats, we'll all have a good laugh

[Robz4000]

I didn't see any of the coon QBs this week tbh. My redzone stream was cutting in and out during the first round of games. :cry

You could always do the afternoon games/TNF.

[Brazil]

Welp, Panthers should take the lead here in a minute...

Or not

[jeebus]

Just post stats, we'll all have a good laugh
:lol true. everyone had a good time with Cum's 1.7 tbh

[Spur-Addict]

Gano redemption LOL

[Robz4000]

Cum being bailed out by his kicker tbh.

[Robz4000]

Or not

:cry almost

[spurraider21]

i needed the niners to cover 6.5

fucking pigs :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

did teo just make a play or am i imagining it?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Morenos been money this year...still expecting a 3 fumble game from him this year.

[Brazil]

:cry almost

This sack made me believe

[Spur-Addict]

i needed the niners to cover 6.5

fucking pigs :lol

Dang, with this defense? Man you took a risk.

[spurraider21]

Morenos been money this year...still expecting a 3 fumble game from him this year.
8 catches today. the fucker

[Robz4000]

It's time to bench Kaeperdick tbh. Bring out Colt McCoy so he can lead the team to victory.

[spurraider21]

Dang, with this defense? Man you took a risk.
Gore is averaging 5.5/carry and they keep giving the ball to Kraep. fucking morons

[jeebus]

now, how's Palmer gonna fuck up here?

[Brazil]

Sf offense is horrible today

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol christ, cum newton and kcrapernik have just set black qb's back 50 years

[Brunodf]

:lol 3 and out

[jeebus]

Bring out Colt McCoy so he can lead the team to victory.
The world isn't ready for the return of Jesus.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Come on mendenladen, get ur ass in the endzone

[Spur-Addict]

Gore is averaging 5.5/carry and they keep giving the ball to Kraep. fucking morons

Moronic absolutely. A few bad drops, but still. Still have time for a big defensive play to swing the tide LOL

[HarlemHeat37]

Vernon Davis is one of the 5 most underrated players in the league IMO..

SF's offense looks like a HS-level unit when he's off the field, tbh..

[Brazil]

But but kap is not that black tbh

[resistanze]

Yeah the fact Kap throw for 420 yards against GB is hilarious

[Brazil]

Good pass here by newton

[Robz4000]

The world isn't ready for the return of Jesus.

Its time for the NFL to be judged. No one shall hide from his all-knowing eyes.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I nominate DUNCANownsKOBE (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26386)

I need to talk to KoolAid Mans Brother (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=29699). If he doesn't want to do it, I'll do it but he created it and has first dibs since he'll do a better job than I will.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cam not playing that bad tbh.

Carolina is one of two teams with 4 receivers of at least 350 yards this season

[DeadlyDynasty]

A fg will ice it for Carolina:lol

[Robz4000]

Just praying Cum has a choke in him. He usually does.

[jeebus]

Its time for the NFL to be judged. No one shall hide from his all-knowing eyes.
My dream is for both Shipleys and both McCoys on the same team. NF:lol = f:lolcked

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:monkey

[Spur-Addict]

They keep calling these shit QB draws LOL Give it up tbh

[Robz4000]

:monkey

[Spur-Addict]

Wow, nice special teams play there

[Robz4000]

My dream is for both Shipleys and both McCoys on the same team. NF:lol = f:lolcked

Glorious.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:monkey

4 rushes tonight bro

[jeebus]

I need to talk to KoolAid Mans Brother (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=29699). If he doesn't want to do it, I'll do it but he created it and has first dibs since he'll do a better job than I will.
oh shit, I forgot about det ice cold killa. Yes, definitely ask him.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Run Frank Gore till u get in fg range

[Brazil]

Holy shit niners :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

God, Broncos need to stop fucking around, tbh, San Diego is somehow back in the game..

[Brazil]

:lmao

[resistanze]

That D...damn

[HarlemHeat37]

Man, Kaepernick looks so shaky in the pocket, tbh..

[jeebus]

Who you throwin at Keenum?

[Robz4000]

Welp

[jeebus]

:lmao Case!

[chunticakes]

case keenum with the romo impersonation :lol

[LakerHater]

Damn Keenum!! :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Time for the Chargers' defense to choke, tbh....

[Spur-Addict]

Niners with the FG to win the game LOL

[Thebesteva]

Cmon Broncos...do it for Fox

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Frostee Rucker molesting Keenum like he used to molest 9 year old girls, tbh

[Robz4000]

49ers may lose this game, but at least I'll have 1.7.

[Robz4000]

Game.

[Brazil]

Oh shit that was close

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Dammit Stewart you better not do that again!

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I just saw flashbacks from the Seattle game, tbh

[resistanze]

Tolbert saving the epic choke

[HarlemHeat37]

How did Whitner not keep that ball?..it was in his hands..

[Spur-Addict]

I just saw flashbacks from the Seattle game, tbh

:D

[Spur-Addict]

One play for the game, 3rd and 2

[HarlemHeat37]

Broncos going conservative for some reason..smh, stick to your strengths..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

fucking hell

[Spur-Addict]

One play for the game, 3rd and 2

LOL

[LakerHater]

Oh shit, niners might have a shot!

[resistanze]

Carolina is a fucking embarrassment. Lucky Kap is dogshit.

[Robz4000]

Carolina is a fucking embarrassment. Lucky Kap is dogshit.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

damn choke

[chunticakes]

it's a matter of who will suck the most, tbh. right now it's kapernig.

[jeebus]

oh shit, Cards up 10 now. Does Case have a pick 6 in him?

[benefactor]

Welp...time to get drunk again. Say a prayer for my liver.

[LakerHater]

5 Sax!!!

[resistanze]

:lmao

[resistanze]

:lmfao :lmfao

[Brazil]

:lol kap

[HarlemHeat37]

Has Kaepernick ever read a defense, tbh?..

[LakerHater]

BALL GAME!!!!

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao Niners

have to give Carolina props for the big road win tbh

[Robz4000]

Fuck Kaeperdick. Bench his monkeyballing ass.

[LakerHater]

He threw into a sea of white!!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Niners
:lmao Choking to CUM NEWTON

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Avante

[chunticakes]

:lmao fucking illiterate :monkey

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Can't wait to slay NE next weekend

[Spur-Addict]

Somebody tell Philip Brady to throw to Allen damn it

[DeadlyDynasty]

Amazing defense from carolina...even Jimmy Clausen could've won with that D tbh

[chunticakes]

cue the no lyfe faggot chest pounding cum threads for the rest of the week.