***Week 10 Game Thread sponsored by my upset over djohn***

[HarlemHeat37]

Denver's front 7 bringing good pressure on every play, but the secondary can't make plays, as usual:lol..

[Spur-Addict]

Nice sack by roid Miller

[Clipper Nation]

Too little too late, especially with a choke artist QB and a ton of backups playing due to injuries, tbh....

[jeebus]

:lol just saw that Krap replay. what an illiterate :monkey

[HarlemHeat37]

Nice sack by roid Miller

:lol the irony, tbh..

[Spur-Addict]

:lol the irony, tbh..

Everybody is guilty tbh. :D

Adderall not really an issues imo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the irony, tbh..

he should change from roids to the Sherman-Browner Adderall regimen :lol

[jeebus]

fumblefaggots

[jeebus]

benefactor put down the gun and get your ass in here

[benefactor]

Not getting my hopes up tbh.

[chunticakes]

so who should i start tonight? colston or stills?

[jeebus]

Replace Case Keenum with Case McCoy and Houston scores here

[Spur-Addict]

Manning with the grandpa limp

[resistanze]

That nigga just ended Manning season outta spite

[benefactor]

Andre Johnson deserves better tbh.

[Spur-Addict]

so who should i start tonight? colston or stills?

You probably should ride the trend, but you never know.

[Clipper Nation]

Peyton injured?

[Robz4000]

RIP Peyton

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Peyton injured?

He's still in the game but all he's got to do at this point is hand it off so it's hard to tell.

[benefactor]

Really though...just an incredible fucking catch by Andre. Catch of the year tbh.

[jeebus]

Watt looks like an emo bitch who's been crying and her mascera went everywhere.

[jeebus]

Really though...just an incredible fucking catch by Andre. Catch of the year tbh.
Between that one or Chris Johnson against the Cowfags.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Dre is still a boss...you can argue he's #2 in league

[DeadlyDynasty]

Still

[Robz4000]

Really though...just an incredible fucking catch by Andre. Catch of the year tbh.

Happy for you bene. Texans deserve better than Kubiak and Schaub.

[spurraider21]

I'm legitimately surprised Bullock made the extra point :lol

[Clipper Nation]

I'm legitimately surprised Bullock made the extra point :lol
Yeah, I was expecting his Aggy genes to take over and lead to another chokejob, tbh :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Dre is still a boss...you can argue he's #2 in league

I think AJ Green is clearly better now, tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

Why is Arizona so reluctant to make Ellington their lead back, tbh?..

[Blizzardwizard]

Chargers fully on course for 7-9.

Norv would be proud of our play calling.

2nd and 25, draw play.

3rd and 23, 2 yard reception. :king

:lmao

[jeebus]

did that graphic say 23 yards total in the 2nd half for houston?

[Spur-Addict]

Why is Arizona so reluctant to make Ellington their lead back, tbh?..

They don't think he can handle a large amount of touches. (Physically: Injury)

[spurraider21]

Chargers fully on course for 7-9.

Norv would be proud of our play calling.

2nd and 25, draw play.

3rd and 23, 2 yard reception. :king

:lmao
:lol Greg Knapp just creamed his pants

[Clipper Nation]

Chargers fully on course for 7-9.
7 wins is too much, imo.... 6 at the most....

[Spur-Addict]

Texans at least getting 3 out of this possession

[Trainwreck2100]

Wait so they are putting the game on the line with fat kicker AGAIN?

[jeebus]

Wait so they are putting the game on the line with fat kicker AGAIN?
:cry shut up! he's husky! :cry

[Robz4000]

Houston gonna streak it's way to the Super Bowl NYG-style tbh.

[td4mvp2k]

Texans at least getting 3 out of this possessionhave u not seen the texans kicker? Lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Awful throws by keenum

[jeebus]

Schaub would've made those passes.

[jeebus]

RIP Benefactor

[td4mvp2k]

Lol keenot

[Spur-Addict]

3rd and 3, lets throw it 30 yards down the field and out of bounds tbh

[td4mvp2k]

Lol jj watt needz to be traded tbh

[chunticakes]

3rd and 3, lets throw it 30 yards down the field and out of bounds tbh

better than throwing into a sea of defenders :monkey style.

:lol

[Spur-Addict]

have u not seen the texans kicker? Lol

I have LOL He's a bit of a choker. I was just being optimistic

[Spur-Addict]

better than throwing into a sea of defenders :monkey style.

:lol

LOL Kaepernick style sonnnnnn

[td4mvp2k]

49ers :cry alex smith :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

Need JWNH to score 40+ tonight

[DeadlyDynasty]

This veterans bullshit is already played out and it's not even veterans day yet.

[Holden_Caulfield]

This veterans bullshit is already played out and it's not even veterans day yet.
:cry:cryone day isnt enough:cry:cry

[Spur-Addict]

NBC with the Witten jinx

[spurraider21]

i'm up by 50 in fantasy and my opponent has Graham and Hartley... considering my tendency for close losses, i'm not really hopeful

http://i.imgur.com/XfM7atj.png?2?8592

[resistanze]

lol saints

[Spur-Addict]

Special Teams, that'll do it to ya

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I wonder where Magua (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26396) has been given his Tide beating LSU. He should be here given that Saints fuck up :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Special Teams, that'll do it to yaharris has been killn it dis yr on ST

[Spur-Addict]

harris has been killn it dis yr on ST

ST importance is underrated

[Lincoln]

This turf look weird on tv tbh

[td4mvp2k]

DBs lookn like sh*t

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This turf look weird on tv tbh

And it still looks better than the turf in your sig :lol

[TE]

Good ole Cowboys defense getting shredded. Expect more of this.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol cowboys defense, ranked 32nd in the league baby.

[Spur-Addict]

And it still looks better than the turf in your sig :lol

:cry Clemons ACL on dat shit turf

[Lincoln]

And it still looks better than the turf in your sig :lol

Tbh I always preferred playing sports on grass instead of turf but yeah :lol fedex is an acl tearing dump that fields painted dirt

[td4mvp2k]

Wtf? No call?

[TE]

Tbh has anybody else figured out that Dallas runs the ball every first down and gains no more than 2 yards?

[jeebus]

this game needs to pick up.

[TE]

Lol classless assholes getting away with an obvious unsportsmanlike penalty

[Magua]

:lolClassless Assholes taking out Dwayne Harris with a cheapshot on the sidelines.

Write that gunner a check!

[jeebus]

Tbh has anybody else figured out that Dallas runs the ball every first down and gains no more than 2 yards?
http://i.imgur.com/Myjv64G.jpg

[Magua]

#52 is gonna get a nice stocking stuffer from Payton:lol

[td4mvp2k]

Lol @ deez refs

[TE]

Of course

[Lincoln]

Concussed imo

[chunticakes]

fucking bs lol.

[crc21209]

Harris is up. :tu Good news...

[TE]

How the fuck is that not a penalty? Tbh, Harris was completely out of the field when that bounty money seeker needlessly pushed him out

[Bill_Brasky]

well that's a gay way to get hurt

[Spur-Addict]

There's a crazy stat on Garretts winning percentage against above .500 teams in comparison to sub .500 teams I saw the other day. Not gouuuuud LOL

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:cry Clemons ACL on dat shit turf

The real joke is on Washington since their own "franchise QB" tore his ACL on that turf :lmao

[BanditHiro]

bounty saints are back...i'm surprised other teams haven't broken Bree's neck by now

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

#52 is gonna get a nice stocking stuffer from Payton:lol

:lmao

[td4mvp2k]

My nig murray

[Trainwreck2100]

Lol that Harris bounty is going to have to be split between the gunner and the guy that elbowed him

[jeebus]

bounty saints are back...i'm surprised other teams haven't broken Bree's neck by now
Ware might hook the country up imo

[Clipper Nation]

:lolClassless Assholes taking out Dwayne Harris with a cheapshot on the sidelines.

Write that gunner a check!


#52 is gonna get a nice stocking stuffer from Payton:lol
:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

The real joke is on Washington since their own "franchise QB" tore his ACL on that turf :lmao

Yeah that is pretty fuckin' bad tbh :lol

[TE]

bounty saints are back...i'm surprised other teams haven't broken Bree's neck by now
Tbh I think the universe would be abetter place if the classless assholes got a little bit of their own medicine

[jeebus]

Murray looking like the MVP that he is.

[td4mvp2k]

My nig murray

[RD2191]

:lol

[Spur-Addict]

They're going to let Murray run all over them to prevent the pass. Stop being a pussy Rob Ryan and mix it up

[Lincoln]

Rob Ryan is fucking disgusting

Does he even have a wife?

[LakerHater]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22903853/creepy1.0_standard_500.0.jpg

[Spur-Addict]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22903853/creepy1.0_standard_500.0.jpg

:lmao

[jeebus]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22903853/creepy1.0_standard_500.0.jpg
http://manningface.s3.amazonaws.com/images/1381523610_eli.jpg

[jeebus]

Sean Lee is fucked :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

sean lee hurt, there goes our chances.

[TE]

Rob Ryan is fucking disgusting

Does he even have a wife?
Tbh women think he's adorable with that massive beer belly and obese like face

[RD2191]

Rob Ryan is fucking disgusting

Does he even have a wife?
:lmao

[TE]

Of course, Sean Lee is hurt. Expected bullshit

[td4mvp2k]

Fn saints takin out our players

[Magua]

They can't be having Murray run all over them like that. I imagine Payton's conversation with Junior Gallette during the break went something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM

[jeebus]

looooool

[Spur-Addict]

Lee with the left hamstring injury. Done Son

[td4mvp2k]

F U Saints!!!

[RD2191]

:bang

[jeebus]

Cowboys, if Romo gets hurt, I'll switch loyalties to you so fucking fast.

[Spur-Addict]

It's amazing how Mark Ingram was semi likeable before the 1st pro game he ever played. It has been all down hill from there

[td4mvp2k]

church :tu

[Bill_Brasky]

can somebody PLEASE lay that faggot Graham the fuck out? idc if we lose by 60, I just wanna see that.

[Trainwreck2100]

It's amazing how Mark Ingram was semi likeable before the 1st pro game he ever played. It has been all down hill from there

My daddy's a convict was never likable

[jeebus]

Sean Payton looks like a chipmunk a bit more than usual tonight.

[Bill_Brasky]

hey, #38, you're done. just don't even take the field next time out. seriously, we're good.

[Spur-Addict]

My daddy's a convict was never likable

He did cry like a bitch at the draft though :lol

[td4mvp2k]

can somebody PLEASE lay that faggot Graham the fuck out? idc if we lose by 60, I just wanna see that.dats wat I said

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jason Garrett is such a fucking gash, tbh...does he golfclap after every play?

[TE]

It's amazing how Mark Ingram was semi likeable before the 1st pro game he ever played. It has been all down hill from there
Characteristic of a classless asshole. Ingram is a perfect fit on that team.

[TE]

Jason Garrett is such a fucking gash, tbh...does he golfclap after every play?
He has a lot of mackbrownturdfaggit in him, tbh

[chunticakes]

fucking white boy doesn't know how to wrap.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

can somebody PLEASE lay that faggot Graham the fuck out? idc if we lose by 60, I just wanna see that.

Something about Graham's halfbred looking face makes me hate him.

[TE]

hey, #38, you're done. just don't even take the field next time out. seriously, we're good.
How the fuck do you miss a tackle when u got the guy wrapped up? Mind boggling shit

[Spur-Addict]

Throw the ball to Witten damn it

[RD2191]

:lmao

[LakerHater]

Throw the ball to Witten damn it
THIS!

[BRHornet45]

Brees in the zone tonight

Ingram needs to be assassinated

Rob Ryan is so damn sexy (no homo)

[DeadlyDynasty]

Amy Poehler is NOT FUNNY.

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[LakerHater]

Jus pickin apart the cowboy secondary!

[johnsmith]

Breeds is so fucking good....it's crazy to me that he has to basically stand on his tip toes to be able to see down field but he's still that good.

Nice work getting rid of him San Diego.

[TE]

So they ran the ball first down and got 1-2 yards out of it. Check.

Callahan called a play that essentially results in a 4-5 yard complete pass or incomplete pass out of Romo arid throw.

3rd and long, same as 2nd down but the Cowboys act like they give a shit yet still can't get a first down.

punt.

[td4mvp2k]

Take dat nigga brees out!

[LakerHater]

Brown reached!

[RD2191]

god good, terrible fukin everything by the cowboys

[LakerHater]

3 & 12, Brees gets 13!

[TE]

And there you go. Cowboys defense lets them convert on third and long. Rinse and repeat, Jason Witten gettin nowhere etc

[Floyd Pacquiao]

cowboys defense is just horrid... only time they get a stop is when they get a turnover it seems

[LakerHater]

Cowboys defensive QB out now Ware gettin checked out on the sidelines!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Breeds is so fucking good....it's crazy to me that he has to basically stand on his tip toes to be able to see down field but he's still that good.

Nice work getting rid of him San Diego.
Even worse, how about the Dolphins choosing Culpepper over Brees in FA that year?:lmao

[chunticakes]

lol make a strong first impression with a nissan sentra n!ggers.

[LakerHater]

Peyton mad he didnt get the game ball!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYwK6CvCAAAMqT5.jpg:large

[jeebus]

Ware is d:lolne

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao:lmaorefs

[LakerHater]

Ware went back to the sidelines!

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol make a strong first impression with a nissan sentra n!ggers.

The father was impressed there wasn't 20s on it

[Spur-Addict]

Dallas needs to stop playing like San Diego or this will be a painful death

[jeebus]

Jimmy Graham looks like he was a product of rape.

[LakerHater]

Can the hold'em to a FG??

[RD2191]

:downspin:

[LakerHater]

..NOPE! :lmao

[Libri]

too easy

[td4mvp2k]

:td

[Spur-Addict]

Can the hold'em to a FG??
Nope!! Good for us, Witten needs his touches

[TE]

The Cowboys might as well not field any defensive players on defense. I mean, syriasly guys

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jason Garrett is the Matt Schaub of head coaches tbh

[chunticakes]

The father was impressed there wasn't 20s on it

he was impressed the guy wasn't using public transportation, tbh.

[jeebus]

lol _allas blaming Rob Ryan for their shitty defense last year

[chunticakes]

god damn this san diego playcalling.

[monosylab1k]

So did thunderup show up today or did he hide like a bitch and spend the day picking at his meth scabs?

[Brunodf]

:rollinPunting

[LakerHater]

Here we go with a Dez tantrum!

[RD2191]

i say we throw it to dez all 3 downs, odds are he breaks at least 1 of them:lol

[LakerHater]

Field Goal!

[Clipper Nation]

Breeds is so fucking good....it's crazy to me that he has to basically stand on his tip toes to be able to see down field but he's still that good.

Nice work getting rid of him San Diego.
For the billionth time, not only was it in question whether he would ever play again, but he also turned down a contract offer from us, tbh....

[td4mvp2k]

Lol did da D make a play???

[jeebus]

So did thunderup (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35988) show up today or did he hide like a bitch and spend the day picking at his meth scabs?
He was a no show. I'm sure he had a family outing or got raped by his meth dealer.

[jeebus]

Lol did da D make a play???
nope

[Clipper Nation]

So did thunderup (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=35988) show up today or did he hide like a bitch and spend the day picking at his meth scabs?
He hid until the Thunderefs fluked out their win, but he still hasn't ventured into the NFL forum :lol

[LakerHater]

:lmao Damn Cowboys D!!

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[chunticakes]

dat defense :lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Damn, this is brutal. Over 300 yards and 28 1st half points.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao this _Efense

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol how do you allow that, tbh?..

[BRHornet45]

Who dat who dat who dat!!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Crofl are u fucking serious?:lmao

[Libri]

the Dallas defense, so sad :lmao

[chunticakes]

well i'm gonna go drink with benefactor now. at least my fantasy teams won today.

[Brunodf]

:lolNot trying the 4&2 and allowing the TD anyway

[TE]

This is America's team, ladies and gents.

[jeebus]

lol BR happier than no lyfe faggot when Cum beats a sub 500 team

[LakerHater]

Romo- 3/9 20 yrds

[monosylab1k]

They should call them the _allas Cowboys cuz they have no D! Get it!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

if the cowboys had the cheifs or seahawks defense how good would they be?

[LakerHater]

QB comparison after 1st half:

• Drew Brees: 26-30, 252 Yds, 3 TD, 0 Int
• Tony Romo: 3-9, 20 Yds, 0 TD, 0 Int

[Bill_Brasky]

this defense is embarassing.

I mean, is there a bigger example of jerry being a dipshit? firing ryan and hiring piece of shit kiffin has gotta be up there. even with all the injuries last year they were WAY better.

[Amarelooms]

Romo gotta throw a couple tds... Going up against Brees in fantasy this week and he's killing me

[Spur-Addict]

if the cowboys had the cheifs or seahawks defense how good would they be?

Who knows because they wouldn't have all those offensive weapons tbh :lol

[jeebus]

it'd be funnier of Romo threw picks or there were some fumblefaggotry going on but _allas can't even get that far.

[Amarelooms]

it'd be funnier of Romo threw picks or there were some fumblefaggotry going on but _allas can't even get that far.

Son Texan fan talking trash? Your team one worst in league lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

it'd be funnier of Romo threw picks or there were some fumblefaggotry going on but _allas can't even get that far.

You think FNC might make an appearance tonight?

[RD2191]

:lmaothe play calling

[RD2191]

:lmao:downspin::lmao

[RD2191]

fuck

[td4mvp2k]

F U Rob!!

[chunticakes]

lol why does ingram feel the need to taunt everytime he touches the ball?!

[td4mvp2k]

worst game of da yr tbh :(

[resistanze]

lol why does ingram feel the need to taunt everytime he touched the ball?!

son don't be mad at him be mad at that D

[chunticakes]

son don't be mad at him be mad at that D

son that n!gger was taunting in the first quarter after one yard gains, tbh. he fits in well with the rest of the classless assholes.

[BRHornet45]

lol why does ingram feel the need to taunt everytime he touches the ball?!

Son he doesn't know how to act when he actually runs the ball for more than 1-2 yards.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Between this cuck Jeff Heath and Steve Gregory I don't understand why teams still use white safeties :lol

[td4mvp2k]

son that n!gger was taunting in the first quarter after one yard gains, tbh. he fits in well with the rest of the classless assholes.fuk dat bama n!gga

[chunticakes]

additionally, fuck jason garrett, fuck bill callaghan, fuck monte kiffin, fuck #38, fuck the rest of the defense except ware, lee, hatcher, selvie and marinelli...but most of all fuck you jerry jones. die already. join your boys al davis and bud adams.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Watson looks like he has no fucking idea where he is

[chunticakes]

youre right br. i suppose he's just happy to touch the ball and be part of the ride like that retarded kid in 2nd grade basketball. god bless his heart that ingram.

[TE]

additionally, fuck jason garrett, fuck bill callaghan, fuck monte kiffin, fuck #38, fuck the rest of the defense except ware, lee, hatcher, selvie and marinelli...but most of all fuck you jerry jones. die already. join your boys al davis and bud adams.
I wonder what would happen if Jerruh realizes he's a walking skeleton, tbh. We got a case of stubborns...

[Amarelooms]

Time for new kicker if can't make 35 yard fg

[TE]

C'mon boys fluke in a td like you always do

[resistanze]

This is fucking painful to watch

[DeadlyDynasty]

The Garret Hartley Experience always puts on a good show

[TE]

This is fucking painful to watch
Yep

[chunticakes]

what's worse? a black qb or a white safety?

[Floyd Pacquiao]

So who do yall think is gonna get canned during this upcoming bye week? Garrett? Kiffin? no changes?

[Pelicans78]

So who do yall think is gonna get canned during this upcoming bye week? Garrett? Kiffin? no changes?

No changes. The time is tied for first according to Jerrah.

[jeebus]

You think FNC might make an appearance tonight?

Son I don't know. I really do hope so but I don't have much faith in it :cry

[HarlemHeat37]

Pretty funny how the shitty teams always seem to have the best kickers, tbh:lol..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

what's worse? a black qb or a white safety?

A black QB in the sense a black QB has more influence over the game than a white safety, but white people are by far a lot more shitty at the safety position than blacks are at the QB position tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

additionally, fuck jason garrett, fuck bill callaghan, fuck monte kiffin, fuck #38, fuck the rest of the defense except ware, lee, hatcher, selvie and marinelli...but most of all fuck you jerry jones. die already. join your boys al davis and bud adams.

anybody who makes mark ingram look like he belongs in the NFL needs to be old yeller'd imho.

[TE]

So who do yall think is gonna get canned during this upcoming bye week? Garrett? Kiffin? no changes?
No changes. Jerruhs world, imo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If NO scores here FNC might as well get an opportunity on the next drive

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Not a horse collar...

[jeebus]

Gr8 shot of FNC smiling and laughing on the sideline!

[resistanze]

Not a horse collar...

:lol yeah that was a terrible call

[td4mvp2k]

Time for boys to go bounty gate tbh

[Pelicans78]

FNC just smiled on the sidelines. Romo must have said something funny about the defense.

[TE]

Time for boys to go bounty gate tbh
For once I agree with you, tbh...fudge it

[BRHornet45]

I knew I should have put more than $350 on this game. Got hit pretty hard I college games though so I held back.

[jeebus]

Romo stop giving false hope. Snap your femur and let the real pro take over.

[Pelicans78]

That's a catch

[resistanze]

LOL Witten Butterfingers

[resistanze]

It shouldn't have been that hard at all

[resistanze]

That's a catch

Negative

[redzero]

These refs are wonderful.

[Pelicans78]

These refs are wonderful.

Where have you been?

[Bill_Brasky]

I think vaccaro just hurt himself trying to take out Witten's knee :lol

[redzero]

Around.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think vaccaro just hurt himself trying to take out Witten's knee :lol

:lol another bounty

[jeebus]

FUCK. No FNC tonight. God damn you, Romo

[td4mvp2k]

Lol rob

[jeebus]

nice recovery _allas

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao boys bal!!!

[resistanze]

:lmao Nice

[LakerHater]

Holy crap!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lmao onsides! how bout dem cowgirls! whoooooo!

[Bill_Brasky]

nice. anything to keep that abysmal defense off the field.

[LakerHater]

http://i40.tinypic.com/9ulweb.jpg

[chunticakes]

might as well go for it on 4th down and kick onsides kicks from here on out.

[lefty]

http://i40.tinypic.com/9ulweb.jpg
BRpelican :lol