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Clipper Nation
02-07-2014, 07:21 PM
LkrFan get in here and :downspin: dis shittttt!

LkrFan
02-07-2014, 07:27 PM
has his average above 49% now. so considering that shit start, realize how good he's been playing since to attain that figure
He's taking quarters and games off. Had he played his normal minutes without DNP-FAG games, he'd likely dip into the low 40 or high 30 percentile. Coaches and fans noticed that shit. That's why Kobe had to turn down yet another all star appearance - despite only playing 6 games on a tanking team - meanwhile Tammy is on a contender and wasn't even invited. :lol

:downspin:

spurraider21
02-07-2014, 07:42 PM
i think he played 40+ minutes against the wizards

Clipper Nation
02-07-2014, 07:43 PM
DNP-FAG

That's Tape talkin'.

Michael Jordan.
02-07-2014, 07:45 PM
http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300

Thread
02-07-2014, 08:12 PM
That's Tape talkin'.

You've nary room. Your Duncan is gay as well.

Thread
02-07-2014, 08:12 PM
http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

LkrFan
02-07-2014, 09:59 PM
http://swishnba.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/photo.jpg?w=300&h=300
Boiled down further:

Kobe: 5
Dream: 2*

midnightpulp
02-07-2014, 10:20 PM
He's taking quarters and games off. Had he played his normal minutes without DNP-FAG games, he'd likely dip into the low 40 or high 30 percentile. Coaches and fans noticed that shit. That's why Kobe had to turn down yet another all star appearance - despite only playing 6 games on a tanking team - meanwhile Tammy is on a contender and wasn't even invited. :lol

:downspin:

This spin.

He's playing well. Still one of the top defensive bigmen in the league and can carry the offense when needed.

Meanwhile, the Lakers are WINNING.

LkrFan
02-07-2014, 10:25 PM
This spin.

He's playing well. Still one of the top defensive bigmen in the league and can carry the offense when needed.

Meanwhile, the Lakers are WINNING.
:bang

Brunodf
02-13-2014, 07:02 PM
Bump.

305-616(49.5%)

LkrFan
02-13-2014, 07:11 PM
LkrFan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18824) get in here and :downspin: dis shittttt!

His punkass is up to 34th (http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/player/_/stat/field-goals)league wide. Still pathetic. Anything less than 50% for a big man is downright pathetic. To requote my greatness:


He's taking quarters and games off. Had he played his normal minutes without DNP-FAG games, he'd likely dip into the low 40 or high 30 percentile. Coaches and fans noticed that shit. That's why Kobe had to turn down yet another all star appearance - despite only playing 6 games on a tanking team - meanwhile Tammy is on a contender and wasn't even invited.

Let him play all of his requisite minutes and not take games off for being a fag. Then bump this thread son. Untill then, Goran Dragic (PG) shoots a higher percentage than Tammy. No wonder he was left off the All Star ballot. :rollin :lmao :rollin

:downspin:

LkrFan
02-13-2014, 07:15 PM
Bump.

305-616(49.5%)

Why don't you go shuck some corn or something, farmer. I wouldn't be bragging about your franchise big shooting < 50%. 50% is a baseline for measuring productivity for bigs. It's like an NFL RB getting > 1,000 yards. It's like a MLB player hitting > 0.300. Etc.

Case in point. Even in his 19th year, Shaq averaged 55.7%. -10 points for bumping my thread son. :lol

Clipper Nation
02-13-2014, 07:16 PM
Let him play all of his requisite minutes and not take games off for being a fag. Then bump this thread son. Untill then, Goran Dragic (PG) shoots a higher percentage than Tammy.
To requote my greatness:

That's Tape talkin'.

resistanze
02-13-2014, 07:24 PM
Spin that shit!!!!! :downspin:

HI-FI
03-06-2014, 10:59 PM
I really feel bad picking on retards.....but nonetheless....

BUMP.

spurraider21
03-06-2014, 11:01 PM
:lol Esteban with the bads

Rogue
03-06-2014, 11:11 PM
Duncan who is Buddha is just too merciful and considerate he often pretends to shoot bad so his teammates will shoot more and score more, but when shit really matters Buddha will take the shots himself and drive his team to the win.

Splits
03-06-2014, 11:14 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img35/3724/lbmi.png

Thread
03-07-2014, 02:36 AM
^It would be swell to see him hang around long enough to erode that PPG below 20. Mantle lamented letting his BA slip below .300 till the day he died.

spurraider21
03-07-2014, 02:49 AM
^It would be swell to see him hang around long enough to erode that PPG below 20. Mantle lamented letting his BA slip below .300 till the day he died.
his career ppg is already below 20. the figure that splitman posted is per 36 minutes. duncan couldn't care less about statistics like that, and you know it

midnightpulp
03-07-2014, 02:54 AM
^It would be swell to see him hang around long enough to erode that PPG below 20. Mantle lamented letting his BA slip below .300 till the day he died.

I thought you didn't do "stats?"

Thread
03-07-2014, 02:55 AM
his career ppg is already below 20. the figure that splitman posted is per 36 minutes. duncan couldn't care less about statistics like that, and you know it

I think Duncan is a phony baloney, 21, propped up and enabled by Media.

HI-FI
03-07-2014, 03:11 AM
I think Duncan is a phony baloney, 21, propped up and enabled by Media.
:lol
what? Rapist is maybe the greatest media concoction yet. No one manipulated them better.

Thread
03-07-2014, 03:14 AM
:lol
what? Rapist is maybe the greatest media concoction yet. No one manipulated them better.

Duncan trumped him.

spurraider21
03-07-2014, 03:19 AM
did you really say Duncan is propped up by media? cmon Dale you know better than that

HI-FI
03-07-2014, 03:20 AM
Duncan trumped him.
:lol just no. Kobe is the GOAT at working the system. Media leaves Duncan alone because he's intelligent so doesn't get baited easily and he's private. Plus the media doesn't really care about SA. But I appreciate you working in new schtick.

Thread
03-07-2014, 03:21 AM
:lol just no. Kobe is the GOAT at working the system. Media leaves Duncan alone because he's intelligent so doesn't get baited easily and he's private. Plus the media doesn't really care about SA. But I appreciate you working in new schtick.

You're full of shit.

spurraider21
03-07-2014, 03:21 AM
Saying that Duncan is propped by the media defines being full of shit :lol

Thread
03-07-2014, 03:23 AM
Saying that Duncan is propped by the media defines being full of shit :lol

lmemulatedao!!!

HI-FI
03-07-2014, 03:25 AM
You're full of shit.
Bend over, I'll show you full of shit.

spurraider21
03-07-2014, 04:55 AM
Bend over, I'll show you full of shit.
nasty

unforeseen
03-07-2014, 06:05 AM
Bend over, I'll show you full of shit.

:lol Cul does like fudge-packing though.

LkrFan
03-07-2014, 07:16 AM
He's taking quarters and games off. Had he played his normal minutes without DNP-FAG games, he'd likely dip into the low 40 or high 30 percentile. Coaches and fans noticed that shit. That's why Kobe had to turn down yet another all star appearance - despite only playing 6 games on a tanking team - meanwhile Tammy is on a contender and wasn't even invited. :lol

:downspin:
^

Thread
03-07-2014, 09:30 AM
:lol Cul does like fudge-packing though.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OOZEH8YmBL8/Rk53XhWPLVI/AAAAAAAAAPY/PIVVC753FJ0/s320/tim+duncan+gay.jpg

Kool Bob Love
03-07-2014, 09:40 AM
^

you wrong for that and you know it.

Thread
03-07-2014, 09:43 AM
^

you wrong for that and you know it.

Tough.

AaronY
03-07-2014, 10:11 AM
Excellent debate

Clipper Nation
03-07-2014, 10:32 AM
48 points is PATHETIC for a loss :lol

Thread
03-07-2014, 10:34 AM
48 points is PATHETIC for a loss :lol

Though 6 trumps it.

spurraider21
03-07-2014, 12:46 PM
Excellent debate
patented AaronY contribution

HI-FI
03-18-2014, 12:31 AM
http://i.minus.com/ibfpTmpv9tZcRF.gif
"LkrFan, if you're going to Taco Bell you want to take a left at the...no, a left...nevermind no habla."

spurraider21
03-18-2014, 12:33 AM
good lord Duncan is old...

HI-FI
03-27-2014, 12:41 AM
^

^
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2tdpI9lW1rfkogxo1_250.gif

LkrFan
04-01-2014, 05:07 AM
I see y'all farmers forgot to bump this thread. No worries, I got you. :toast

3:lol% against real defensive bigs. This shit is PATHETIC (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400489975)for a bigman and indicative of a TOSB. Y'all won despite him. Now :downspin: this shiiiiiiiit! :lol

spurraider21
04-01-2014, 05:49 AM
bad offensive game for timmy, but held hibbert to 5-13, and West went 2-6. tim had 3 blocks, 2 of them against hibbert.

scanry
04-01-2014, 05:52 AM
I see y'all farmers forgot to bump this thread. No worries, I got you. :toast

3:lol% against real defensive bigs. This shit is PATHETIC (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400489975)for a bigman and indicative of a TOSB. Y'all won despite him. Now :downspin: this shiiiiiiiit! :lol

My man Timoteo trying to :downspin: shit. :lol

LkrFan
04-01-2014, 06:20 AM
My man Timoteo trying to :downspin: shit. :lol
:rollin

Bill_Brasky
04-01-2014, 06:23 AM
Are you still talking?

Kool Bob Love
04-02-2014, 09:34 PM
:lmao

elmanutres
04-02-2014, 09:41 PM
:lmao LkrFan with that blazer/pacer mentality thinking duncan should've been blowing his load early in the season

pgardn
04-02-2014, 09:47 PM
I see y'all farmers forgot to bump this thread. No worries, I got you. :toast

3:lol% against real defensive bigs. This shit is PATHETIC (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400489975)for a bigman and indicative of a TOSB. Y'all won despite him. Now :downspin: this shiiiiiiiit! :lol

We win despite him...
No way we go anywhere without him.

How does it feel, being a cabbage and all?
How does the vegetative state feel?

Splits
04-02-2014, 10:23 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkL-aTHCEAAed8V.jpg:large

Rogue
04-03-2014, 12:39 AM
the only season Tim's team didn't win 50+ games was 98-99 imho, and that was because that season was shriveled

spurraider21
04-03-2014, 12:40 AM
the only season Tim's team didn't win 50+ games was 98-99 imho, and that was because that season was shriveled
that season was exactly 50 games long, and sadly they didn't go undefeated :lol. 37-13 though, which was on pace for 60+, plus a chip, so it worked out

LkrFan
04-03-2014, 03:48 AM
I see this thread is still stanggging that Spur Fan Ass. :lol

Robz4000
04-03-2014, 03:55 AM
God damn Horatio, now you got Duncan murdering your takes...

Technique
04-03-2014, 04:19 AM
When you look at FG% for a big man you also have to look at offensive rebounds. Because a lot of those missed shots get converted with a quick offensive rebound.

Kidd K
04-03-2014, 07:33 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkL-aTHCEAAed8V.jpg:large

Holy shit. :lmao a that stat

And pretty much only old ass teams from the 40's have that many. Like LA and Boston.

Clipper Nation
04-03-2014, 12:36 PM
I see this thread is still stanggging that Spur Fan Ass. :lol
The only ass that's stinging is Kirby's after the filming of another Tape.... face it, Maicer, you had a shit take :lol

LkrFan
04-03-2014, 09:06 PM
The only ass that's stinging is Kirby's after the filming of another Tape.... face it, Maicer, you had a shit take :lol
:lol

Nah son. He just shot 30% a few nights ago. He's gonna be up and down (on all fours) all year. Neal with that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :lol

Clipper Nation
04-03-2014, 09:15 PM
Nah son. He just shot 30% a few nights ago.
Kirby shot 0% a few nights ago :downspin:

Wiz
04-03-2014, 09:18 PM
Kirby shot 0% a few nights ago :downspin:
He also had 7 turnovers

LkrFan
04-04-2014, 04:18 AM
Kirby shot 0% a few nights ago :downspin:
LDS talk right h^e^r^e^. This thread has to somehow become Kobe related. -15 points son. :lol

LkrFan
04-04-2014, 04:55 AM
33.3333333333333% (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400490000) is also PATHETIC for a big man i saiiiiiid!! BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. :rollin :lmao :rollin

Kidd K
04-04-2014, 06:54 AM
33.3333333333333% (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400490000) is also PATHETIC for a big man i saiiiiiid!! BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. :rollin :lmao :rollin

Yeah, 'cause if an eite hitter goes 1/5 one night it means he's a bum even if he's hitting over .300 for the season.

Quit bein such a tool

LkrFan
04-04-2014, 07:32 AM
Yeah, 'cause if an eite hitter goes 1/5 one night it means he's a bum even if he's hitting over .300 for the season.

Quit bein such a tool
Using a baseball analogy to :downspin: shit for Tammy? Swing and a miss! -10 points son. :lol

Kidd K
04-04-2014, 05:32 PM
Using a baseball analogy to :downspin: shit for Tammy? Swing and a miss! -10 points son. :lol

A sports statistical analogy. One game doesn't mean shit over a whole season in any sport.

Keep tooling it up, tool.

spurraider21
04-04-2014, 05:36 PM
39.6 is better than the lakers win% :rollin

LkrFan
04-04-2014, 06:27 PM
39.6 is better than the lakers win% :rollin
Not by much! :rollin :lmao :rollin

The Batman
04-04-2014, 06:58 PM
Kobe shot 0% against Katelyn Faber. Pathetic.

Clipper Nation
04-04-2014, 06:59 PM
LDS talk right h^e^r^e^. This thread has to somehow become Kobe related. -15 points son. :lol

:lol Please.... don't act like we don't know why you're so focused on Duncan's shooting percentage in particular, César....

LkrFan
04-04-2014, 07:00 PM
Kobe shot 0% against Katelyn Faber. Pathetic.
:wow :lol

Kidd K
04-13-2014, 10:18 AM
49.1% to end season.

Career average: 50.6%

Not bad for a 38 year old with a slow start.

Leetonidas
04-13-2014, 10:23 AM
Lkrfan with the premature ejaculation bads

scanry
04-13-2014, 11:27 AM
33.3333333333333% (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400490000) is also PATHETIC for a big man i saiiiiiid!! BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. :rollin :lmao :rollin

LALO trying to :downspin:shit to seldom satisfy his ego.

Lkrfan, you've got to stop starving. The food stamps are in your work boots.

I got another one.

Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?


Society.

LkrFan
04-13-2014, 03:52 PM
Lkrfan with the premature ejaculation bads
Please. Pop saved him like he did when Amy went public and you know it.

HI-FI
04-13-2014, 03:59 PM
Please. Pop saved him like he did when Amy went public and you know it.

the Constitution needs to be rewritten to prevent anchor babies from posting shitty takes imo.

spurraider21
04-13-2014, 04:02 PM
the Constitution needs to be rewritten to prevent anchor babies from posting shitty takes imo.
:lmao DAMN

HI-FI
04-13-2014, 04:04 PM
I'm just messing with Eduardo. but nigga does exploit the Spurs' misfortunes like its the Constitution.

Clipper Nation
04-13-2014, 04:07 PM
Please. Pop saved him like he did when Amy went public and you know it.
You reverse-jinxed Tim with yet another shitty take, Olmedo, just admit it :lol

LkrFan
04-13-2014, 04:37 PM
the Constitution needs to be rewritten to prevent anchor babies from posting shitty takes imo.
:lol

LkrFan
04-13-2014, 04:37 PM
You reverse-jinxed Tim with yet another shitty take, Olmedo, just admit it :lol
:lol - No, Pop protected himPERI:lolD

LkrFan
04-13-2014, 04:39 PM
I'm just messing with Eduardo. but nigga does exploit the Spurs' misfortunes like its the Constitution.
:lmao - and BNSFags don't do the same with my Lakers? GTF:lol of here son. :lol

Leetonidas
04-13-2014, 09:13 PM
Please. Pop saved him like he did when Amy went public and you know it.

That makes no sense and has nothing to do with you jizzing yourself over Duncan shooting 39% in November :lmao

:lol Pop raising his fg% by 10 points somehow

Clipper Nation
04-13-2014, 09:19 PM
:lol - No, Pop protected himPERI:lolD

How does a coach "protect" a player all the way to a 10% boost in his shooting percentage? :lol

Admit it, Erubiel, you got overexcited about a couple off nights in November and Timmy responded by taking a shit on you for the entire rest of the season :lol

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 02:13 AM
That makes no sense and has nothing to do with you jizzing yourself over Duncan shooting 39% in November :lmao

:lol Pop raising his fg% by 10 points somehow
Sure it does, my fine feathered farmer vato. Here's how he did it:

1) Controlled his mpg. We all know the TOSB cannot play 39.1 mpg (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/215/tim-duncan)like he did in his rookie year when he averaged 39.3mpg (49.5%). In his championship years he averaged 39.3mpg (51.3%), 33.4mpg (49.6%), and 34.1mpg (54.6%), respectively. Nowadays, the more minutes he plays, the less impact he hasPERI:lolD.

2) Tammy is highly selective of the shots he takes. But, as we saw against Mount Shane Battier, even gimmies are not guaranteed. :lol Once he "has it going" against scrub bigs (like shooting 7-12 or 4-7, etc), Pop would take him out the game - so that his percentage doesn't drop - and incrementally spikes (great strategy, tbh). But when he plays an elite defensive team, like the Pacers, his true average (http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?id=400489975)reared its ugly head. 3:lol% - for a big man is...PATHETIC!! :lmao

So in summary, the TOSB has accumulated too much sugar in her tank to play any more than 25-30 effective mpg - which is sad for a professional athlete. He is paid to do one thing in life: play a game - and he can't do that for more than 30 minutes? I mean, is his stamina that piss poor? Maybe his poor stamina caused Amy to look to another man to fulfill her needs (work with me here - I'm a concerned fan tryna get to the bottom of this conundrum :lol). Next thing you know, he gets cucked, and ended up paying for a $1M gym without his knowledge. SMDH

:downspin:

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 02:18 AM
How does a coach "protect" a player all the way to a 10% boost in his shooting percentage? :lol

Admit it, Erubiel, you got overexcited about a couple off nights in November and Timmy responded by taking a shit on you for the entire rest of the season :lolRiiiiiiight. See above response to Leetonidas. :lol

spurraider21
04-14-2014, 02:42 AM
do you actually believe the shit you just typed Bolivar?

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 03:51 AM
do you actually believe the shit you just typed Bolivar?
:lol

Sí, ancian:lol

Clipper Nation
04-14-2014, 07:50 AM
1) Controlled his mpg. We all know the TOSB cannot play 39.1 mpg (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/215/tim-duncan)like he did in his rookie year when he averaged 39.3mpg (49.5%). In his championship years he averaged 39.3mpg (51.3%), 33.4mpg (49.6%), and 34.1mpg (54.6%), respectively. Nowadays, the more minutes he plays, the less impact he hasPERI:lolD.
The less time he plays, the less chances he has to improve his percentages, though.... and he still boosted his FG% by 10% since the creation of this shitstained thread :lol


2) Tammy is highly selective of the shots he takes. But, as we saw against Mount Shane Battier, even gimmies are not guaranteed. :lol Once he "has it going" against scrub bigs (like shooting 7-12 or 4-7, etc), Pop would take him out the game - so that his percentage doesn't drop - and incrementally spikes (great strategy, tbh). But when he plays an elite defensive team, like the Pacers, his true average (http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?id=400489975)reared its ugly head. 3:lol% - for a big man is...PATHETIC!! :lmao

:lol Only a Kirbystan would try to make smart shot selection out to be a bad thing.... Timmy is just a higher-IQ player than Kirby, Ariel, which is why he's still playing and Kirby's riding the bench :lol

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 08:06 AM
The less time he plays, the less chances he has to improve his percentages, though.... and he still boosted his FG% by 10% since the creation of this shitstained thread :lol


:lol Only a Kirbystan would try to make smart shot selection out to be a bad thing.... Timmy is just a higher-IQ player than Kirby, Ariel, which is why he's still playing and Kirby's riding the bench :lol
5 >>>>>>>>>>>> 6

Kawhi
04-14-2014, 08:35 AM
4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5 >>>>>>>>>>>> 6

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 09:33 AM
I think I should compare apples to apples here. To further put this shitstain into context, in his 19th and final year in the NBA, Shaq was 503lbs, but he still shot 66.7%. By then he was a massively rotund TOSB, on his 4th team after The Eviction! ring chasing with them Boston Bums in a futile effort of trying to catch Kobe.

Shaq is a big. Tammy is a big. What excuse does anyone 7' have for shooting anything less than 50% tbh? 39.2% is even patheticker than I originally thought. :lol

Can't wait to see Porkins, Iblocka, and Collison run a welcomed train on his ass in the WCF. Choo-choooooooooo! :rollin :lmao :rollin
:lol

scanry
04-14-2014, 09:38 AM
5 >>>>>>>>>>>> 6

Eusebio, who you fooling son?

LkrFan
04-14-2014, 09:41 AM
Eusebio, who you fooling son?
:lol

Clipper Nation
04-14-2014, 09:45 AM
Escalona still trying to :downspin: this shit take :lol

Leetonidas
04-14-2014, 10:07 AM
Sure it does, my fine feathered farmer vato. Here's how he did it:

1) Controlled his mpg. We all know the TOSB cannot play 39.1 mpg (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/215/tim-duncan)like he did in his rookie year when he averaged 39.3mpg (49.5%). In his championship years he averaged 39.3mpg (51.3%), 33.4mpg (49.6%), and 34.1mpg (54.6%), respectively. Nowadays, the more minutes he plays, the less impact he hasPERI:lolD.

2) Tammy is highly selective of the shots he takes. But, as we saw against Mount Shane Battier, even gimmies are not guaranteed. :lol Once he "has it going" against scrub bigs (like shooting 7-12 or 4-7, etc), Pop would take him out the game - so that his percentage doesn't drop - and incrementally spikes (great strategy, tbh). But when he plays an elite defensive team, like the Pacers, his true average (http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?id=400489975)reared its ugly head. 3:lol% - for a big man is...PATHETIC!! :lmao

So in summary, the TOSB has accumulated too much sugar in her tank to play any more than 25-30 effective mpg - which is sad for a professional athlete. He is paid to do one thing in life: play a game - and he can't do that for more than 30 minutes? I mean, is his stamina that piss poor? Maybe his poor stamina caused Amy to look to another man to fulfill her needs (work with me here - I'm a concerned fan tryna get to the bottom of this conundrum :lol). Next thing you know, he gets cucked, and ended up paying for a $1M gym without his knowledge. SMDH

:downspin:

I'm not even going to attempt to spin that considering you're trying to argue Tim Duncan at 26-28 played more minutes than at 36-38. Real fucking mind blowing stuff there dude

Leetonidas
04-14-2014, 10:08 AM
Also lol at being paid to play a game when your idol is getting paid 30 million to quit after he openly said he would be playing if the Lakers were in playoff hunt :lmao

LkrFan
05-28-2014, 08:07 AM
:lol 37.5% (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400558957) is pathetic in a game y'all needed to win
:lol at him wilting against elite interior D
:lol regressing to his mean average of 39.6%
:lol 10-25 FGAs since Ibaka's return
:lol ^ det's 40% for you illiterate farmers
:lol Tammy probably meat gazing Ibaka every time he gets
:lol reverting back to TOSF status since game 3
:lol at y'all getting maaaaaaaaaaad as fuck that I bumped this thread

Get your cattle ranching asses in here and :downspin: ^ shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :rollin :lmao :rollin

djohn2oo8
05-28-2014, 08:11 AM
^Francisco, you are wrong 10/10 times. Your bumping of this thread means Tim will shoot 100% the next 2 games.

LkrFan
05-28-2014, 08:17 AM
^Francisco, you are wrong 10/10 times. Your bumping of this thread means Tim will shoot 100% the next 2 games.
:lol - the curse died when y'all buried the Pacers in round 1. :nope

Katherine Robinson
05-28-2014, 08:28 AM
:lol - the curse died when y'all buried the Pacers in round 1. :nope

Do you still have Spurs over Heat in 7, Lkr?

LkrFan
05-28-2014, 09:01 AM
Do you still have Spurs over Heat in 7, Lkr?
No doubt. Theygotthisshitonlock.c:lolm

Katherine Robinson
05-28-2014, 09:37 AM
No doubt. Theygotthisshitonlock.c:lolm

Good, I put 48000 pesos on it, I'll buy you a servesa when I cash out.

gambit1990
06-04-2014, 11:30 PM
duncan is shooting 51% so far in this year's playoffs.

Splits
06-04-2014, 11:34 PM
http://www.miscgifs.com/gifs%20for%20the%20page/opisawheeloffourtune.gif

100%duncan
06-04-2014, 11:49 PM
lkrfan always mad :lol

Kawhi
06-06-2014, 01:00 AM
Is 90% pathetic?

midnightpulp
06-06-2014, 01:13 AM
Lkrfan curse is paying dividends.

He also "thinks" (that's where the curse lies) that the Heat will win, and lo and behold, James gets cramps and the Spurs win by 15.

Now, he might think the Spurs will now win, but that doesn't matter. He already made the call prior to the series. It's set in stone.

LkrFan
06-06-2014, 01:25 AM
Is 90% pathetic?

:lol

Kidd K
06-06-2014, 01:30 AM
LkrFan still taking Duncan's BBC ever since making this shitty thread. Dude has become Duncan's human urinal.

midnightpulp
06-06-2014, 01:45 AM
I think I should compare apples to apples here. To further put this shitstain into context, in his 19th and final year in the NBA, Shaq was 503lbs, but he still shot 66.7%. By then he was a massively rotund TOSB, on his 4th team after The Eviction! ring chasing with them Boston Bums in a futile effort of trying to catch Kobe.

Shaq is a big. Tammy is a big. What excuse does anyone 7' have for shooting anything less than 50% tbh? 39.2% is even patheticker than I originally thought. :lol

Can't wait to see Porkins, Iblocka, and Collison run a welcomed train on his ass in the WCF. Choo-choooooooooo! :rollin :lmao :rollin

I missed this one.

He cursed OKC and their bigs early in the year. No wonder Duncan shat on Ibaka in OT.

Malik Hairston
06-06-2014, 01:47 AM
Bigger jinx, Kool or Lkrfan, tbh?..

midnightpulp
06-06-2014, 01:54 AM
Bigger jinx, Kool or Lkrfan, tbh?..

Lkrfan. His cursing powers are legendary.

He's never had a take or prediction hold up.

Malik Hairston
06-06-2014, 01:58 AM
Ya, I forgot about the Pacers going downhill after his thread, too:lol..

LkrFan
06-06-2014, 02:07 AM
Lkrfan. His cursing powers are legendary.

He's never had a take or prediction hold up.

Negative son. I was rooting for Thunder vs Clippers. LkrFan curse = dead.

midnightpulp
06-06-2014, 02:10 AM
Negative son. I was rooting for Thunder vs Clippers. LkrFan curse = dead.

Prior to the series, who did you think would win?

Also, the current LA sports curse (Kings could possibly break it) offsets your curse right now.

LkrFan
06-06-2014, 02:18 AM
Prior to the series, who did you think would win?

Also, the current LA sports curse (Kings could possibly break it) offsets your curse right now.
:downspin: shit, I see :lol. Check my posts. In my mind, no way would CP0 beat ChuckBrook. I was right.

:)

TDMVPDPOY
06-06-2014, 03:44 AM
tonight showed why timmy is still the b est player in the league when he wants to...

how many games have we seen go score at will in the first half on pace for dominant games, only to see he shoot 1-2 attempts in the 2nd half due to some dog on the team...

still anchoring the defense,

about time timmy gave the wankers of the league and the wankers on the team how bad he wants this ring, still enrique didnt listen and continue to hero ball...

man i wish t here was a t rue pg on the team that will just continue passing the ball then going after his own individual stats

AchillesHeel
06-06-2014, 03:46 AM
90% is PATHETIC for a big man

Brunodf
06-15-2014, 10:00 PM
Bump

Splits
06-25-2014, 12:45 AM
I would like to nominate this as the STMVP thread of 2013/14. Can't think of one comparable or more hilarious since EN's ".500" last year.

Splits
10-13-2014, 09:29 PM
What percentage was he shooting? 39?

KaiRMD1
10-13-2014, 10:16 PM
What percentage was he shooting? 39?

http://toons.artie.com/alphabet/numbers/arg-3-50-trans.gifhttp://toons.artie.com/alphabet/numbers/arg-9-50-trans.gif

LkrFan
11-08-2014, 10:53 PM
*** BUMP ***

3-10=30%. Meanwhile, Unibrow took a wet shit on him, including the game winner. BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

Clipper Nation
11-08-2014, 10:58 PM
*** BUMP ***

3-10=30%. Meanwhile, Unibrow took a wet shit on him, including the game winner. BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

Ring #6 now guaranteed for Timmy, thanks to Juan.

Franklin
11-08-2014, 11:03 PM
laker fan speaking about FG%... just as funny as DPG talking about height tbh :lmao

midnightpulp
11-08-2014, 11:06 PM
Fuck. Needed this bump. Time for Duncan to go on a roll (as he always does when Lkrfan bumps).

ElNono
11-08-2014, 11:12 PM
thanks OP

Brunodf
11-08-2014, 11:38 PM
Holy shit, expect 20/10 games next

LkrFan
11-08-2014, 11:58 PM
Fuck. Needed this bump. Time for Duncan to go on a roll (as he always does when Lkrfan bumps).

Nah bruh. He shits the bed against elite comp. Against scrubs? Sure, he'll look decent. He's made a career by feasting on scrubs. But for tonight...

Unibrow bust out a fresh can of whoopass on Tammy. :lol

Clipper Nation
11-09-2014, 12:00 AM
He's made a career by feasting on scrubs.

Could be worse, he could have made a career out of shitting the bed against the Austin Crosheres and Tayshaun Princes of the league on the big stage :downspin:

LkrFan
11-09-2014, 12:04 AM
Could be worse, he could have made a career out of shitting the bed against the Austin Crosheres and Tayshaun Princes of the league on the big stage :downspin:

Clipper Fan talking about the big stage? You must have been watching at CP0 crib. :lol

Clipper Nation
11-09-2014, 12:08 AM
Clipper Fan talking about the big stage? You must have been watching at CP0 crib. :lol

If any of my takes were as bad as the one in the OP, I'd be deflecting too :lol

ElNono
11-09-2014, 12:08 AM
Interesting this thread was created in November also, the season we rang... thanks for the bump Gregorio :tu

LkrFan
11-09-2014, 12:11 AM
Interesting this thread was created in November also, the season we rang... thanks for the bump Gregorio:tu

:lmao

LkrFan
11-09-2014, 12:12 AM
If any of my takes were as bad as the one in the OP, I'd be deflecting too :lol
:downspin:

midnightpulp
11-09-2014, 12:21 AM
Nah bruh. He shits the bed against elite comp. Against scrubs? Sure, he'll look decent. He's made a career by feasting on scrubs. But for tonight...

Unibrow bust out a fresh can of whoopass on Tammy. :lol

Remember when you were hyping up Marc Gasol in 2013? Both you and Bynumite thought Marc Gasol (and Z-bo) would eat Duncan alive.

Here's how your "best big man in the league" responded in the most important game of that series:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201305250MEM.html

:downspin:

midnightpulp
11-09-2014, 12:27 AM
Meanwhile, Gerald Green is busting Kirby's ass for 26 points on 58% shooting in only 23 minutes :lmao

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201411040LAL.html

mkurts
11-09-2014, 10:43 AM
38% ejaculation rate is great for Kobe

LkrFan
11-09-2014, 03:13 PM
Meanwhile, Gerald Green is busting Kirby's ass for 26 points on 58% shooting in only 23 minutes :lmao

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201411040LAL.html

Deflecting will get you nowhere son. -15 points. :lol

midnightpulp
11-15-2014, 08:38 PM
And what is the adjective to describe 7% for a shooting guard?

:downspin:

midnightpulp
11-22-2014, 08:01 AM
Kudos to Scott. The Lakers have won 3 games despite his putrid shooting numbers. Let's be honest here: he is downright awful this year. Even Lin and his 48% is better. At least Kirby is still in the top 300 in FG%. :lmao at me having to search thru 7 pages to find where he stands NBA-wide.

Lkrfan get in here and :downspin: this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I said.

Discuss

100%duncan
11-22-2014, 08:08 AM
Kudos to Scott. The Lakers have won 3 games despite his putrid shooting numbers. Let's be honest here: he is downright awful this year. Even Lin and his 48% is better. At least Kirby is still in the top 300 in FG%. :lmao at me having to search thru 7 pages to find where he stands NBA-wide.

Lkrfan get in here and :downspin: this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I said.

Discuss
:lol

LkrFan
01-31-2015, 11:33 PM
2/5= 40% That's PATHETIC midnightpulp! :lmao

ambchang
02-01-2015, 07:56 AM
40% is a pretty high bar to clearfor Lakers fan nowadays.

Clipper Nation
02-01-2015, 10:22 AM
2/5= 40% That's PATHETIC midnightpulp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5430)! :lmao
0% is PATHETIC for a shooting guard. Ariel, you need to :downspin: Kirby's recent games.

LkrFan
02-01-2015, 06:01 PM
0% is PATHETIC for a shooting guard. Ariel, you need to :downspin: Kirby's recent games.

Spur Nation at it again, eh? :lol

LkrFan
02-01-2015, 06:03 PM
40% is a pretty high bar to clearfor Lakers fan nowadays.

Apples to apples: Shaq, even at 419lbs in his 19th year, NEVER shot 40%. HOF bigs don't shoot 40%. #PATHETIC

ambchang
02-02-2015, 12:02 AM
Apples to apples: Shaq, even at 419lbs in his 19th year, NEVER shot 40%. HOF bigs don't shoot 40%. #PATHETIC

You are saying Shaq never had one single game where he shot 40% or less?

You wanna bet on that?

LkrFan
02-02-2015, 12:11 AM
You are saying Shaq never had one single game where he shot 40% or less?

You wanna bet on that?

If he had one, BFD. We know that is VERY rare that he shoots a percentage like that more than once every 8,000 games. :lol

THIS thread was created because Jim has had SEVERAL - including this clunker. #PATHETIC . :lol

-0.400 points for tryna steal money from me. :downspin:

Strange Love
02-02-2015, 12:22 AM
THIS thread was created because Jim has had SEVERAL

:lol

You made this thread not even a full month into last year's season. :lol

Duncan beasted on you. Not to mention he rang, too.

-a trillion points son. :downspin:

LkrFan
02-02-2015, 06:06 AM
:lol

You made this thread not even a full month into last year's season. :lol

Duncan beasted on you. Not to mention he rang, too.

-a trillion points son. :downspin:

:lol

ambchang
02-02-2015, 11:05 AM
If he had one, BFD. We know that is VERY rare that he shoots a percentage like that more than once every 8,000 games. :lol

THIS thread was created because Jim has had SEVERAL - including this clunker. #PATHETIC . :lol

-0.400 points for tryna steal money from me. :downspin:

You are an idiot, and learn to use search functions.

Shaq's WORST shooting game as a Laker with >5 FGA was actually against the Spurs, shooting 2/10 in a LOSS vs. Tim Duncan (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200203200SAS.html)

Throught out his career as a Laker, Shaq had dozens of games shooting 40%.
- Shooting 4/15 vs. Atlanta (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199912160ATL.html)
- 3/11 vs. Chicago (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200303110CHI.html)

In fact, he had 32 games where he shot over 5 FGA and made 40% or less of them.

For his career, he had 95 games where he shot 40% or lower, which is only 7.9% of all the games he ever played.

http://bkref.com/tiny/ESNeC
http://bkref.com/tiny/1W8kW

-0.451 points for being a retard.

ambchang
02-02-2015, 11:28 AM
Bonus, Kobe Bryant had so many games where he shot < 40% that it almost broke the search engine.

:lol 457 games where he shot less than <40%
:lol that's 35.7% of the 1280 games he played
:lol most prolific shot misser in NBA history

LkrFan
02-02-2015, 10:03 PM
You are an idiot, and learn to use search functions.

Shaq's WORST shooting game as a Laker with >5 FGA was actually against the Spurs, shooting 2/10 in a LOSS vs. Tim Duncan (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200203200SAS.html)

Throught out his career as a Laker, Shaq had dozens of games shooting 40%.
- Shooting 4/15 vs. Atlanta (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199912160ATL.html)
- 3/11 vs. Chicago (http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200303110CHI.html)

In fact, he had 32 games where he shot over 5 FGA and made 40% or less of them.

For his career, he had 95 games where he shot 40% or lower, which is only 7.9% of all the games he ever played.

http://bkref.com/tiny/ESNeC
http://bkref.com/tiny/1W8kW

-0.451 points for being a retard.

You actually researched all that? WGAF? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

ambchang
02-02-2015, 10:24 PM
You actually researched all that? WGAF? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

You think that took effort? Don't assume everyone is as retarded as you.

LkrFan
02-03-2015, 04:59 AM
You think that took effort? Don't assume everyone is as retarded as you.

Yes, it took effort. I didn't say it was hard to find that info. But for you to take the time to do it means literally nothing to me. With yo 101 Dalmatians eating ass! :rollin :lmao :rollin

ambchang
02-03-2015, 06:38 AM
Yes, it took effort. I didn't say it was hard to find that info. But for you to take the time to do it means literally nothing to me. With yo 101 Dalmatians eating ass! :rollin :lmao :rollin

It meant enough for you that you are keeping this thread alive after 2 years.

Claiming you didn't care after getting facts shoved up your ass :lol

LkrFan
02-03-2015, 06:27 PM
It meant enough for you that you are keeping this thread alive after 2 years.

Claiming you didn't care after getting facts shoved up your ass :lol

Of course I reserve the right to bump this thread anytime he has a shitty shooting night. Why you think I made this thread? :lol

You do realize Shaq shot 58% for his career (56% in post season), right? In other words, fuck yo stats clown. :downspin:

Robz4000
02-03-2015, 06:47 PM
Damn Sancho, hasn't Duncan shat on you enough? You're like a dog coming back to its vomit.

LkrFan
02-03-2015, 07:20 PM
Damn Sancho, hasn't Duncan shat on you enough? You're like a dog coming back to its vomit.

WTF? BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

ambchang
02-03-2015, 07:58 PM
Of course I reserve the right to bump this thread anytime he has a shitty shooting night. Why you think I made this thread? :lol

You do realize Shaq shot 58% for his career (56% in post season), right? In other words, fuck yo stats clown. :downspin:

So you do care about this thread. Thank you.

Anywhere I said duncan shot a higher percentage than shaq? James Donaldson shot a great percentage for his career. So?

Fabbs
02-03-2015, 08:13 PM
It meant enough for you that you are keeping this thread alive after 2 years.

Claiming you didn't care after getting facts shoved up your ass :lol

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:30 PM
Meanwhile, Gerald Green is busting Kirby's ass for 26 points on 58% shooting in only 23 minutes :lmao

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201411040LAL.html

***BUMPED, because this my thread :D***

:cry scored 3 out of 116 points
:cry (3÷116=0.025862069%)
:cry :lol-8 FGAs
:cry :lol%
:cry shut down by some dude named Mirotic
:cry Sp*rs won despite Thot Duncan

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:31 PM
Damn Sancho, hasn't Duncan shat on you enough? You're like a dog coming back to its vomit.

This thread is baaaaaaack! :downspin:

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:32 PM
It meant enough for you that you are keeping this thread alive after 2 years.

Claiming you didn't care after getting facts shoved up your ass :lol

:cry-8 for the first time in his career. Pathetic! :cry

Robz4000
03-08-2015, 02:34 PM
:lmao Hidalgo getting desperate

Strange Love
03-08-2015, 02:34 PM
What's Kobe's percentage?

Clipper Nation
03-08-2015, 02:34 PM
:lol Armando guaranteeing ring #6 for Duncan with this bump
:lol The LkrFan Curse! claiming Kirby's legacy
:lol Zero green cards is PATHETIC for an American "citizen"

Thread
03-08-2015, 02:37 PM
:lol Armando guaranteeing ring #6 for Duncan with this bump
:lol The LkrFan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18824) Curse! claiming Kirby's legacy
:lol Zero green cards is PATHETIC for an American "citizen"

King of LA speaks. + with this Spur's victory you're at least .500 today, daddy. tee, hee.

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:38 PM
:lmao Hidalgo getting desperate:lol

ElNono
03-08-2015, 02:40 PM
Thanks Aparicio! This should be a double-double, 80% shooting the next game

Leetonidas
03-08-2015, 02:40 PM
I knew Lkrfan was gonna bump this shit :lol

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:42 PM
Thanks Aparicio! This should be a double-double, 80% shooting the next game

:lol

Who y'all playing?

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:42 PM
I knew Lkrfan was gonna bump this shit :lol
:downspin:

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:45 PM
Thanks Aparicio! This should be a double-double, 80% shooting the next game

80% would bring his 2-game average UP to 4:cry% - PATHETIC! :lmao

ElNono
03-08-2015, 02:45 PM
:lol

Who y'all playing?

T:lolr:lolnt:lol

ElNono
03-08-2015, 02:45 PM
80% would bring his 2-game average UP to 4:cry% - PATHETIC! :lmao

better than 39.6 :sleep

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:51 PM
I mean, how can you NOT score even 1 FG - especially if you 7 foot? :rollin :lmao :rollin

:cry not a floater in the lane
:cry not a jump hook
:cry not a jumper
:cry not a dunk
:cry not a putback layup

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 02:55 PM
better than 39.6 :sleep


T:lolr:lolnt:lol

:lmao

Thread
03-08-2015, 03:04 PM
I mean, how can you NOT score even 1 FG - especially if you 7 foot? :rollin :lmao :rollin

:cry not a floater in the lane
:cry not a jump hook
:cry not a jumper
:cry not a dunk
:cry not a putback layup

That old fuckin' hussy.

Thread
03-08-2015, 03:09 PM
& the ABC crew is taking care of that old hussy as we speak.

All 3 of 'em.

spurraider21
03-08-2015, 03:11 PM
& the ABC crew is taking care of that old hussy as we speak.

All 3 of 'em.
Duncan: 5

the tired old shitbag Kobe: 5

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 03:22 PM
Duncan: 5*

the tired old shitbag Kobe: 5

* never 3peated :downspin:

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 03:23 PM
That old fuckin' hussy.:lmao

Stalin
03-08-2015, 03:36 PM
lakerfan going in raw on Cuckan

Thread
03-08-2015, 07:26 PM
* never 3peated :downspin:

True, and if Duncan had it to do over again he'd a given her the divorce + the money when she demanded it. He does that it's a triple this June.

What the fuck was he thinking? He thought that pre up would stand up. He never thought she'd out him. And you can bet your bottom $ that when she demanded the divorce and the boodle that she didn't threaten to out him.

"I want a divorce and I want my money." - Aim

"No." - Hussy

Then she went and told. Point is:::she didn't even have the fuckin' gumption, the decency to threaten him with it face-to-face, you know what I mean? She even went behind his back and outed him without any notice of intent.

spurraider21
03-08-2015, 07:27 PM
True, and if Duncan had it to do over again he'd a given her the divorce + the money when she demanded it. He does that it's a triple this June.

What the fuck was he thinking? He thought that pre up would stand up. He never thought she'd out him. And you can bet your bottom $ that when she demanded the divorce and the boodle that she didn't threaten to out him.

"I want a divorce and I want my money." - Aim

"No." - Hussy

Then she went and told. Point is:::she didn't even have the fuckin' gumption, the decency to threaten him with it face-to-face, you know what I mean? She even went behind his back and outed him without any notice of intent.
Duncan: 5

the tired old shitbag Kobe: 5

ambchang
03-08-2015, 10:01 PM
:cry-8 for the first time in his career. Pathetic! :cry

Over a thousand games and the worst is a -8?

Dig deeper son

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 10:05 PM
Over a thousand games and the worst is a -8?

Dig deeper son

You seem a little dense today. :cry-8 = 0-8 or 0/8 (FGAs). Either way: PATHETIC! :lol

LkrFan
03-08-2015, 10:06 PM
True, and if Duncan had it to do over again he'd a given her the divorce + the money when she demanded it. He does that it's a triple this June.

What the fuck was he thinking? He thought that pre up would stand up. He never thought she'd out him. And you can bet your bottom $ that when she demanded the divorce and the boodle that she didn't threaten to out him.

"I want a divorce and I want my money." - Aim

"No." - Hussy

Then she went and told. Point is:::she didn't even have the fuckin' gumption, the decency to threaten him with it face-to-face, you know what I mean? She even went behind his back and outed him without any notice of intent.

Hussy?!? :rollin :lmao :rollin

ambchang
03-08-2015, 10:45 PM
You seem a little dense today. :cry-8 = 0-8 or 0/8 (FGAs). Either way: PATHETIC! :lol

Typo son.

Your boy has 18 games where he shot 0%

ambchang
03-08-2015, 10:46 PM
80% would bring his 2-game average UP to 4:cry% - PATHETIC! :lmao

Where did they teach you math?

Thread
03-08-2015, 11:06 PM
Hussy?!? :rollin :lmao :rollin

I still got it!!!

DMC
03-08-2015, 11:11 PM
80% would bring his 2-game average UP to 4:cry% - PATHETIC! :lmao
lol be@ner math... You don't average percentages, bean dip. You have to consider attempts/makes.

HI-FI
04-12-2015, 09:24 PM
:wakeup

RD2191
04-12-2015, 09:27 PM
:wakeup
:wakeup

100%duncan
04-12-2015, 09:31 PM
:wakeup

:wakeup

spurraider21
04-12-2015, 10:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PZHujD2.gif?1

midnightpulp
04-12-2015, 10:29 PM
Great bump. Forgot about this thread. I must be slipping in my old age. Duncan will end the year at over 50% and his highest shooting since '10.

Player of his generation just doing player of his generation things.

Thread
04-12-2015, 10:49 PM
^Such a player does not give 1 back, Midst in the second place. In the first place such a player doesn't let a situation over power him because of vanity & intractability.

DMC
04-12-2015, 10:54 PM
^Such a player does not give 1 back, Midst in the second place. In the first place such a player doesn't let a situation over power him because of vanity & intractability.

Rape says hello

Thread
04-12-2015, 10:56 PM
Rape says hello

Extended to you as well.

midnightpulp
04-13-2015, 01:05 AM
^Such a player does not give 1 back, Midst in the second place. In the first place such a player doesn't let a situation over power him because of vanity & intractability.

Duncan was the best player on the floor for the Spurs in Games 6 and 7. I'll let you play up Amy and the missed layup for trolling purposes, but the game wasn't lost when Duncan missed that chip shot. Tony Parker was a combined 9-35 in the final two games, and Danny Green, who was getting some Finals MVP talk, shot 1-12 in Game 7.

Carry on, though. We wouldn't grant Kobe the same leeway in that situation, so have fun.

Sean Cagney
04-13-2015, 01:19 AM
Lakers fan should not talk about shooting % TBH. 1-15 and the GOD awful % that one 48 had this year was just pathetic.

Sean Cagney
04-13-2015, 01:21 AM
Duncan was the best player on the floor for the Spurs in Games 6 and 7. I'll let you play up Amy and the missed layup for trolling purposes, but the game wasn't lost when Duncan missed that chip shot. Tony Parker was a combined 9-35 in the final two games, and Danny Green, who was getting some Finals MVP talk, shot 1-12 in Game 7.

Carry on, though. We wouldn't grant Kobe the same leeway in that situation, so have fun.
Tim did enough and then some in game 6 to bring home the title, not his fault Pop benched him when they needed a rebound. That game 6 for his age was one for the ages, forget the stupid missed hook in game 7 because that should have never happened had Tim been left on the floor to get his 18th rebound in game 6 and I am sure he would have. Tim was solid that series and did enough to win it, Cubby and his bullshit as usual.

Thread
04-13-2015, 02:02 AM
Duncan was the best player on the floor for the Spurs in Games 6 and 7. I'll let you play up Amy and the missed layup for trolling purposes, but the game wasn't lost when Duncan missed that chip shot. Tony Parker was a combined 9-35 in the final two games, and Danny Green, who was getting some Finals MVP talk, shot 1-12 in Game 7.

Carry on, though. We wouldn't grant Kobe the same leeway in that situation, so have fun.

It's not a troll attempt. I honestly believe had he been ---better--- than her you'd have 6 and his regrets would be between them instead of consuming them.

spurraider21
04-13-2015, 02:07 AM
It's not a troll attempt. I honestly believe had he been ---better--- than her you'd have 6 and his regrets would be between them instead of consuming them.
It's clearly a troll attempt because you think Amy had no effect on him throughout the playoffs or that series, where he was typically the best player on the club, but then actually assert that in the heat of the moment in the middle of the play, she distracted him for that split second and ONLY that split second. It's too much of a reach, and while you are silly, you aren't retarded.

Thread
04-13-2015, 02:07 AM
Lakers fan should not talk about shooting % TBH. 1-15 and the GOD awful % that one 48 had this year was just pathetic.

He never had to give 1 back though. What Bryant put in that case stayed in that case. Madison Ave. didn't sell his shit on the boob tube only seconds later have to cancel the CC transaction.

Duncan thought he could "rough house" her & ring. Duncan was wrong. & he was summarily held to account.

Thread
04-13-2015, 02:12 AM
It's clearly a troll attempt because you think Amy had no effect on him throughout the playoffs or that series, where he was typically the best player on the club, but then actually assert that in the heat of the moment in the middle of the play, she distracted him for that split second and ONLY that split second. It's too much of a reach, and while you are silly, you aren't retarded.

No, you're wrong. You want it be so, to be troll because then you can rest, shut your eyes in the black of night and find contentment. I will not grant you that absolution. I am not Media, I will not grant you that. No.

As I've attested to numerous times, it is and was a testament to his skill in craft that enabled him to see it thru---thru 15 victories. I can imagine the roiling that went on. And had Miami folded their tent and went quietly into the night he would have finished it. But, they did not. They reared in the corner and bit back, resisted the night and it was there in that time of seconds that Duncan broke, let go of the wheel---hit the abutment.

spurraider21
04-13-2015, 02:15 AM
No, you're wrong. You want it be so, to be troll because then you can rest, shut your eyes in the black of night and find contentment. I will not grant you that absolution. I am not Media, I will not grant you that. No.

As I've attested to numerous times, it is and was a testament to his skill in craft that enabled him to see it thru---thru 15 victories. I can imagine the roiling that went on. And had Miami folded their tent and went quietly into the night he would have finished it. But, they did not. They reared in the corner and bit back, resisted the night and it was there in that time of seconds that Duncan broke, let go of the wheel---hit the abutment.
No, there's no contentment in a demoralizing finals loss, trolling or not. It's just too much of a reach, and you've said yourself that its farfetched.

Thread
04-13-2015, 02:18 AM
No, there's no contentment in a demoralizing finals loss, trolling or not. It's just too much of a reach, and you've said yourself that its farfetched.

Never said such.

But, you keep blaming me...as you close your eyes.

spurraider21
04-13-2015, 02:34 AM
Never said such.

But, you keep blaming me...as you close your eyes.
must have misremembered but this is the conversation i was referring to. it was from about a month back, so forgive my slight inaccuracy

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245347&page=2

ElNono
04-13-2015, 02:39 AM
What Bryant put in that case stayed in that case.

Daddy did put one in the case and Bryant opened it up and returned it to Chauncey. You can keep pretending it didn't happen, but you know better than that.

Thread
04-13-2015, 05:22 AM
must have misremembered but this is the conversation i was referring to. it was from about a month back, so forgive my slight inaccuracy

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245347&page=2

Your capitulation is duly noted.

Let us proceed...

Thread
04-13-2015, 05:23 AM
Daddy did put one in the case and Bryant opened it up and returned it to Chauncey. You can keep pretending it didn't happen, but you know better than that.

You're equating '04 to '13?

You're out of you're fucking mind.

ElNono
04-13-2015, 01:13 PM
You're equating '04 to '13?

You're out of you're fucking mind.

No I'm not. It's your cross and you're gonna carry it proudly.

Thread
04-13-2015, 01:28 PM
No I'm not. It's your cross and you're gonna carry it proudly.

Idiot, it wasn't in the fucking case like your '13 was. They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

ElNono
04-13-2015, 01:47 PM
Idiot, it wasn't in the fucking case like your '13 was. They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

Idiot, Daddy put it in the case, then Bryant opened it up, and handed it to Chauncey. Fact. You showed the way, and you're going to bear that cross.

See how easy this is? Two can play the game.

Thread
04-13-2015, 01:48 PM
Idiot, Daddy put it in the case, then Bryant opened it up, and handed it to Chauncey. Fact. You showed the way, and you're going to bear that cross.

See how easy this is? Two can play the game.

You're an asshole.

ElNono
04-13-2015, 01:49 PM
Thank god for Colorado! You had to win #15 twice!

ElNono
04-13-2015, 01:50 PM
You're an asshole.

I'm the asshole? You're the asshole that plays with house money and then pretends your Lakers don't exists anymore.

Get your shit together.

Thread
04-13-2015, 01:59 PM
I'm the asshole? You're the asshole that plays with house money and then pretends your Lakers don't exists anymore.

Get your shit together.

Yes, you're the asshole.

ElNono
04-13-2015, 02:05 PM
:wakeup

Splits
11-10-2015, 01:54 AM
:wakeup

Many thanks to LkrFan for the ring-jinx.










































0.523

gambit1990
12-02-2015, 03:27 PM
laker fans can only dream of kobe shooting 39%.

LkrFan
05-02-2016, 11:45 PM
*** BUMP for pinpoint accuracy :toast ***

:lol TOSB shot 1/8 vs Iblocka
:lol that's 12.5% for you hay bailing farmers
:lol if he makes even 2 shots, you win!
:lol "player of his generation" coat tailling LMA
:lol 9 out of 10 farmers Maaaaaaaaad!

:)

LkrFan
05-02-2016, 11:50 PM
Great bump. Forgot about this thread. I must be slipping in my old age. Duncan will end the year at over 50% and his highest shooting since '10.

Player of his generation just doing player of his generation things.

Indeed. :downspin:

AlexJones
05-02-2016, 11:55 PM
12.5%

LkrFan
05-02-2016, 11:59 PM
12.5%

PATHETIC tbh :lmao

midnightpulp
05-03-2016, 12:08 AM
Had to wait like 3 years to finally bump this thread in your favor :lol

whitemamba
05-03-2016, 02:07 AM
LkrFan

ambchang
05-03-2016, 11:27 AM
http://bkref.com/tiny/tws7T

LkrFan
05-07-2016, 05:32 PM
Following up on a 12.5% game with a 25% clunker? PATHETIC! :lmao

http://espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400875653

Silver&Black
05-07-2016, 05:37 PM
^
Sorry Pedro...I stopped reading after Spurs 100 Thunder 96.

LkrFan
05-07-2016, 05:39 PM
^
Sorry Pedro...I stopped reading after Spurs 100 Thunder 96.

:lol

midnightpulp
05-07-2016, 08:55 PM
Yeah, but Kirby is shooting 0%.

Duncan wins again, per par.

Robz4000
05-07-2016, 09:02 PM
Duncan is 10 wins away from his sixth ring. How far is your boy Kirbs, Elias?

LkrFan
05-07-2016, 09:17 PM
Yeah, but Kirby is shooting 0%.

Duncan wins again, per par.
Imagine the headlines if Dream, Jabbar, Shaq, Ewing - or any other HOF big - shot 25% in a playoff game. Dung-kin does NOT get a pass. His play is PATHETIC right now. Admit it son! :lol

LkrFan
05-07-2016, 09:19 PM
Duncan is 10 wins away from his sixth ring. How far is your boy Kirbs, Elias?Are you guaranteeing 6th rang? :wow

Robz4000
05-07-2016, 09:22 PM
Are you guaranteeing 6th rang? :wow

The possibility exists. Can't say the same for 'Ole Rapey.

Otaku
05-07-2016, 10:26 PM
Imagine the headlines if Dream, Jabbar, Shaq, Ewing - or any other HOF big - shot 25% in a playoff game. Dung-kin does NOT get a pass. His play is PATHETIC right now. Admit it son! :lol

Jabbar has 7 playoff games under .250 FG% (maybe more, but can only go back to 1984), Dream has 2, Shaq has 2, Ewing has 6.... Duncan has 9, 3 of those were in these playoffs at 40.

midnightpulp
05-08-2016, 07:03 AM
Imagine the headlines if Dream, Jabbar, Shaq, Ewing - or any other HOF big - shot 25% in a playoff game. Dung-kin does NOT get a pass. His play is PATHETIC right now. Admit it son! :lol

Shaq:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201004220CHI.html

Dream:

0%!

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200204270TOR.html

Ewing:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200004300TOR.html

And in Ewing's next playoff appearance at 39, he shot 32% for the whole run.

Age is a hell of a thing.

And yes, Duncan is done. Still a good paint anchor, but the other knee finally went, so he can't really do anything beside clog the lane. I think he retires after the playoffs.

But at least he went out like a great is supposed to, in the playoffs, fighting towards a title :toast

Raven
05-08-2016, 07:27 AM
he's on his last legs, that's been obvious for a while, but can still impact the game and he's enjoying the ride, there is nothing bad about it.

nowitzkikopf
05-08-2016, 09:25 AM
not sure what's more pathetic tbh-

a. laker fan not understanding that Spurs are contending (very seriously) for a title without their HoF big man, indicating a masterfully orchestrated transition between players

b. laker fan comparing stats between an active player in the playoffs vs a retired one

LkrFan
05-09-2016, 02:07 AM
0% midnightpulp?? Getting outplayed and skunked 16-0 by a Messican looking dude with a porn stache? :lol "Player of his generation doing player of his generation thangs," huh? :lol BAAAAAHAHAHA! :rollin :lmao :rollin

LkrFan
05-09-2016, 02:11 AM
not sure what's more pathetic tbh-

a. laker fan not understanding that Spurs are contending (very seriously) for a title without their HoF big man, indicating a masterfully orchestrated transition between players

b. laker fan comparing stats between an active player in the playoffs vs a retired one

:downspin:

LkrFan
05-09-2016, 02:12 AM
The possibility exists. Can't say the same for 'Ole Rapey.

Not if Jim keep shooting 0fers like last night! :lmao