Super Bowl XLVIII game thread : Seattle Seahawks vs Denver Broncos

[jeebus]

:lmao tell me yall are watching ESPN.

Burman just said it's un-American to root against Peyton Manning.
:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

Ray Ray gettin his Uncle Tom on hardcore today tbh

[DPG21920]

Chris Carter just said that he knows he is supposed to be unbiased, but he wants Peyton to win and is not bashful about rooting for him :wow

[lefty]

Might open up a stream tbh

I'm @ the boarding gate in Vancouver...I land @ kickoff :cry
Im gonna open up a stream as well

Not going to a bar that is going to be full of fat drunken bastards just so I can catch the ads :lol

But for me it's mostly for Superbowl trailers

WInter Soldier :D

[jeebus]

:lol

[jeebus]

this shit on Fox is gayer than Aaron Rodgers.

[DPG21920]

Carter and Keyshawn just literally called RW a game manager. Literally.

[DPG21920]

I am shocked at how the prominent black media are flat out coming out for Peyton Manning. I mean, the gloves are off, they are telling it like it is and even calling RW a game manager? I'm not even making that up. They didn't hint at it, they used the words game manager.

[jeebus]

Weather looks good for Peyton imo.

[Mugen]

damn dat nigga Philip Seymour Hoffman OD'd :wow

[DeadlyDynasty]

damn dat nigga Philip Seymour Hoffman OD'd :wow
nigga looked like Wade Philips at the end, tbh

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Where the fuck is Terry Bradshaw?

[DPG21920]

Where the fuck is Terry Bradshaw?

His father passed away.

[lefty]

Kraft and a bimbo :lol

[Floyd Pacquiao]

His father passed away.

My condolences

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sorry for Terry, but seriously how the fuck has he escaped the clutches of CTE? He's still the same stupid hillbilly he's always been, but that dude took some vicious shots in his day.

[jeebus]

there's not a word in the dictionary to describe how gay bruno mars looked in that interview.

[irishock]

there's not a word in the dictionary to describe how gay bruno mars looked in that interview.

[DPG21920]

Prop bets Darth:

1) Black
2) No - this assumes crying means a tear hits check, not welling up.
3) Over - commercials make that easy IMO
4) Based Erin
5) Over
6) Yes
7) No - assuming injured means leaves the game and can't return
8) Seattle
9) Manning
10) Teammates

[DeadlyDynasty]

I love the 11/2 odds on "the fans" for #10. Might hedge the 3-1 God/Jesus Christ angle though as a safety

[crc21209]

So all these media fuckheads are rooting for Manning? Makes me hate him even more, if that were even possible...:lol

[Clipper Nation]

The Fivehead slurping is outrageous, tbh.... wonder what excuses Media will make for him if he chokes :lol

[boutons_deux]

I don't follow NFL, except last quarters of the playoffs and super bowl IF the game is close, but ...

NFL players assoc says average NFL player's longevity is 58 years, almost 20 years under of the US male avg of 77. At least is a clear-headed, autonomous, painless 58 years! :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'd like to root for the Seahawks, but it's better for the game long term if there's a well-established, acceptable level of QB play.

[Robz4000]

It'd be better for the game if half these players died on the way to the stadium tbqh...















































In all seriousness, as long as this game is somewhat entertaining I'll be happy, considering how bad the half time show is gonna be...

[irishock]

Game is over imo, weather is fine and Peyton looks like LeBron in game 6 ECF '12

[jeebus]

The Fivehead slurping is outrageous, tbh.... wonder what excuses Media will make for him if he chokes :lol
"he's just coasting"

[Robz4000]

>not watching the puppyb owl
Shiggy diggy

Or in No Lyf3 Faggot's case, the kitty bowl.

[ElNono]

Whatever weather modification they did for this game, as a resident of NJ, it's highly appreciated. First day it's like 40 degress out there in months... :tu

[jeebus]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1507005_669238953122796_238047947_n.jpg

[SAtown]

Erin Andrews needs to do porn

[lefty]

Erin Andrews needs to do porn
charissa thompson imo

[SAtown]

charissa thompson imo

Agree 100%

She needs more air time tbh.

[Raven]

I'd like to root for the Seahawks, but it's better for the game long term if there's a well-established, acceptable level of QB play.

i like to see it from a different angle: if denver wins, it's good for the forum, if seahawks win then i can laugh about yet another manning choke.

[MeloHype]

http://i.imgur.com/GEOnyhP.jpg

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
First Black Panther, checking in.

[lefty]

Fans collapse at overcrowded station
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10392144/super-bowl-several-collapse-overcrowded-new-jersey-train-station?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[lefty]

Agree 100%

She needs more air time tbh.
Threesome porn imo :

http://popminute.com/photo/1/erin_andrews_charissa_thompson_fox_sports9.jpg

[jeebus]

Fuck this boring game. I'm gonna watch a replay of the Toros game from yesterday.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm off to watch the game. If Seattle wins I'll see you guys next year.

[lefty]

Ummmmmurikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa time

[jeebus]

I'm off to watch the game. If Seattle wins I'll see you guys next year.
:lol

:cry



:flag:

[jeebus]

Ummmmmurikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa time
Mute it lefty. These sacred words are known to melt terrorists.

[lefty]

Mute it lefty. These sacred words are known to melt terrorists.
:lol

[SAtown]

worst pregame show evar

[DAF86]

Start the fucking game already.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Forgot how quickly the courts work in NYC...Erin's restraining order on Sherm moved her to the Denver sideline tonight. Carroll's stuck with the simian

[FYM]

Too much manning ass licking go Seahawks

[lefty]

Muuute mfers!

[gnsf0946]

BROWN gloves

[lefty]

lol Queen Fatilah

[lefty]

Clogged my toilet bowl with a 2 headed monster

I've eaten too much imo

[resistanze]

Get me off this plane tbh. Luckily my parents live near the airport, gonna catch the game there.

[lefty]

Cap America teaser

Sweet

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fuck this boring game. I'm gonna watch a replay of the Toros game from yesterday.
:lolThe Lawrence Welk Show (1976) is on another channel. No True Detective tonight, no basketball. The world knows not to fuck with the big game--it's all shitty reruns and infomercials...a barren TV wasteland outside of Fox.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Get me off this plane tbh. Luckily my parents live near the airport, gonna catch the game there.
I should call in a bomb threat and keep you on the tarmac tbh

[FYM]

Queen freaking Latifa..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Snake Plissken? I thought he was dead.

[resistanze]

I should call in a bomb threat and keep you on the tarmac tbh

:lol I'm already on edge with the amount of old people on this flight.

[jeebus]

:lolThe Lawrence Welk Show (1976) is on another channel. No True Detective tonight, no basketball. The world knows not to fuck with the big game--it's all shitty reruns and infomercials...a barren TV wasteland outside of Fox.
Lies. Two Glee episodes start are on and then Chronicles of Narnia comes on at 7pm. Looks like my evening is set, fagg:lolts.

[Nathan89]

Go Broncos.

[DAF86]

Why do you make everything so cheesy, tbh?

[lefty]

Cap America SB full trailer already up online



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SlILk2WMTI

[Clipper Nation]

Oooof... AWKWARD Super Bowl XL joke from Joe Buck :lol

[01Snake]

Go Broncos!!

[Robz4000]

Oooof... AWKWARD Super Bowl XL joke from Joe Buck :lol

He's going to singlehandidly make the game unwatchable tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

fuckin beautiful:cry

[Clipper Nation]

He's going to singlehandidly make the game unwatchable tbh.

Not like Seattle has to worry about officiating in the Super Bowl..... right? RIGHT? Please laugh, Mike Pereira :cry

[RD2191]

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!! :depressed

[RD2191]

DD is a faggot, tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

DD is a faggot, tbh.
Happy Harvest, Roberto:toast

[Trainwreck2100]

fuckin beautiful:cry
:cry they couldn't find some shitty ass pop singer to ruin it like they do every year :cry

[SAtown]

Namath :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:cry they couldn't find some shitty ass pop singer to ruin it like they do every year :cry

Real talk, that shit was terrible.... reminded me of Mark Jackass' wife screeching her way through it :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

good catch ref

[RD2191]

Happy Harvest, Roberto:toast
:lolNot til September, but thanks.:toast

[Trainwreck2100]

Real talk, that shit was terrible.... reminded me of Mark Jackass' wife screeching her way through it :lol

still better than keyes last year

[jeebus]

Happy Harvest, Roberto:toast
DD do you want to see Noah with me?

[Libri]

Cap America SB full trailer already up online



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SlILk2WMTI

I still haven't seen the first one. :lol Is it good?

[Trainwreck2100]

i want the donks to open the 2nd half with an onside

[resistanze]

These fuckers can't put on the game on any of the TVs in baggage claim???

[lefty]

I still haven't seen the first one. :lol Is it good?
Watch it!



NOW !!!!!!


Cap 1 was not bad



Cap 2 is gonna be EPIC

[jeebus]

These fuckers can't put on the game on any of the TVs in baggage claim???
:lol Peyton broke his arm already. I can't believe you missed it.

[Trainwreck2100]

time to see if the refs brought a pair of balls and will call the hawks for their shit

[baseline bum]

The fuck you return that shit for?

[lefty]

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

[SAtown]

:lmao Donks

[baseline bum]

CROFL

[Raven]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao :lmao :rollin :lmao :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

SB 46 again?

[FYM]

:lmao

[irishock]

I just cashed on a bet in the opening play :lol

[FYM]

Seriously ? :lol

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Slydragon]

:rollin

[Slydragon]

Bronco's will lose by 2 points now

[Clipper Nation]

Harvin!

[Trainwreck2100]

Bronco's will lose by 2 points now

1 point tbqh

[irishock]

:lol Wilson

[SAtown]

M:lolyweather already down $10 million

[Trainwreck2100]

that's our russell wilson

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Wilson fucking up already.... Avante Curse strikes again :lol

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/xEqpH03.jpg

[RD2191]

:hat

[RD2191]

lol refs, terrible spot

[Raven]

pete carrol wasted a to there

[irishock]

:monkey

[Clipper Nation]

lol refs, terrible spot

Good challenge, though....

[Clipper Nation]

430123181974626305

[RD2191]

bullshit

[Trainwreck2100]

YES

[Raven]

called it tbh.

[RD2191]

430123181974626305
tf? damn

[lefty]

rofl caroll

[Trainwreck2100]

time for a holliday fumble

[irishock]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfgI0kiIgAARHvP.jpg:large

[lefty]

I cant stand Joe Buck

[Thebesteva]

Fuck man what a way to start the game.

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck why would they waste the chilli peppers on bruno fucking mars

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck man what a way to start the game.

:lmao

[lefty]

omaha

[Trainwreck2100]

to be fair they do get away with that shit in seattle

[RD2191]

omaha

[RD2191]

Dat DEFENSE

[Clipper Nation]

Fivehead getting his shit pushed in so far, tbh :lol

[baseline bum]

Damn, Payton Grossman with det 3 & out

[Nathan89]

Denver D better step the fuck up.

[lefty]

:lmao

[jeebus]

Jesus Christ enough about Bruno Mars

[DeadlyDynasty]

Get your shit together sheriff, I won't have the greatest game on the planet be sullied with niggardom

[RD2191]

DAT CATCH

[Libri]

good catch

[Clipper Nation]

"Team Leader" Lynch has done nothing so far, tbh :lol

[RD2191]

Lynch is overrated

[Nathan89]

can we get a 3rd down stop. fuck

[RD2191]

Wilson>Manning...jk

[irishock]

If Peyton loses to a black QB... :lol

[lefty]

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Absolutely retarded playcall, what was that?

[lefty]

Moneyball :lol

[Raven]

what a retarded playcall :lmao

[Nathan89]

fuck

[SAtown]

rofl

[RD2191]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RD2191]

:cheer

[RD2191]

Lynch is overrated

[Clipper Nation]

Is Jizz calling the plays in the red zone? Stop forcing it to Lynch so much, tbh....

[Nathan89]

3rd down stop please

[LnGrrrR]

Here's hoping they score and put the game away so I can get back to studying for promotion lol

[Nathan89]

What a stupid challenge

[FYM]

That's incomplete pass

[Clipper Nation]

Horrible challenge from Fox, tbh....

[Nathan89]

Broncos better have more than those conservative passes next drive.

[Libri]

Denver lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"Hey look at me! I'm Ellen, I'm a Lesbian and I'm dancing to music!"

what a stupid fucking commercial

[DeadlyDynasty]

Somebody needs to save John Fox from himself. Great start for Seattle...most important thing is Broncos offense basically hasn't seen the field

[Clipper Nation]

Fox will be the scapegoat if Fivehead chokes :lol

[jeebus]

pretty disappointed in the commercials this year tbh

[Nathan89]

So lucky

[Baam]

"Hey look at me! I'm Ellen, I'm a Lesbian and I'm dancing to music!"

what a stupid fucking commercial

:lol

[irishock]

Thank Christ

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice job Jackie Smith/Wes Welker

[SAtown]

"Hey look at me! I'm Ellen, I'm a Lesbian and I'm dancing to music!"

what a stupid fucking commercial

+1

[RD2191]

:bang

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So I missed the first 5 minutes cause of work, how did the safety happen?

[Libri]

pretty disappointed in the commercials this year tbh

They have been turrible.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bono looks like he got the AIDS...pretty raw deal considering his causes

[Nathan89]

So I missed the first 5 minutes cause of work, how did the safety happen?

Fat fuck center decided to hike it before Peyton was ready

[Clipper Nation]

These commercials are all garbage....

[SAtown]

So I missed the first 5 minutes cause of work, how did the safety happen?

First play of game, Manning is barking his shit instructions and center snaps the ball over him into the endzone. This is after denver took the ball out of the endzone on the kickoff to the 14

[DeadlyDynasty]

So I missed the first 5 minutes cause of work, how did the safety happen?
ManRam

[Trainwreck2100]

.................if they run on first down

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

And these commercials are even worse than typical non-superbowl commercials. All we need now is a "Man and his truck goes camping!" commercial

[RD2191]

FUCK GET THE BALL

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Fumblefaggot

[Raven]

Fox will be the scapegoat if Fivehead chokes :lol

i doubt it tbh, if manning loses with THIS team against russell freaking wilson than there is no sugarcoating it

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao holy fuck, even Tony Dungy thinks John Fox is calling this too conservatively

:lmao that pass

[SAtown]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[RD2191]

:lmaoLMFAO

[Libri]

Manning :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao PLAYOFF FIVEHEAD IS HERE!!!!!

[FYM]

POs manning :lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Manning is gonna lose to a black QB

[DeadlyDynasty]

:loljesus christ, are u kidding me?

[Raven]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Nathan89]

Damn this is bad

[RD2191]

OVERRATED QB

[Robz4000]

:lmao Denver

[SAtown]

Once Lynch goes off... lmao

[baseline bum]

Peyton Romo :lmao

[lefty]

These commercials are all garbage....

Yup

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao Manning is gonna lose to a black QB
Somewhere Jim Irsay is smiling and Doug Williams is crying.

[Nathan89]

Need to hold to a fg.

Need better offensive plays

[Thebesteva]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif

[Slydragon]

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/browns-ralph-wiggum.jpg?w=640

[Clipper Nation]

When's Fivehead going to throw one of his patented "touchdown ducks"? :lol

[monosylab1k]

LOL PEYTON oh yes OH FUCK YES

[baseline bum]

At least johnsmith isn't stuck in Mexican hell watching Manning shit the bed :cry

[lefty]

A black dude named Chancellor?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Denver's defense is gonna be gassed by halftime

[Nathan89]

I don't think broncos plan on stopping that play

[Clipper Nation]

Denver's defense is gonna be gassed by halftime

Yeah, blowing all those whistles must be tiring for them, tbh....

[FYM]

This first quarter has been horrible for Denver, still a lot of football to be played tho

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Fivehead on the phone with Roger on the sidelines, begging for more calls....

[SAtown]

A black dude named Chancellor?

LeChancellor maybe...

[dg7md]

If the Broncos keep it to two scores I think they have a shot, but right now, things aren't looking good. The momentum is shifting very favorably with the Seahawks.

[DeadlyDynasty]

John Turturro with a good citizen of San Antonio

[lefty]

LeChancellor maybe...
:lol

[midnightpulp]

Will Peyton Manning basically go down as the NFL's version of Karl Malone if the Broncos don't win this?

I know Peyton has a ring, but no one seems to respect his win against Rex Grossman.

[RD2191]

Garbage

[DeadlyDynasty]

Seattle gets the ball in the 3rd too...might have to disown Peyton if he shames his race

[baseline bum]

CROFL

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

[jeebus]

Seattle gets the ball in the 3rd too...might have to disown Peyton if he shames his race
Already done imo.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Lynch has done NOTHING....

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Rofl if peyton loses to a half black qb

[SAtown]

BEAST MODE

[resistanze]

:lol donks

[Raven]

team leader doing work

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Donkeys

[FYM]

Finally Seahawks with the TD

[jeebus]

only bud light would think a bottle with a twist open cap is brand new.

[SAtown]

http://media.mlive.com/mayweather_impact/photo/floyd-mayweather-29jpg-3e4ab773382ee74f_large.jpg

[jeebus]

:cry transformers with marky mark :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

That was cold of T-Mobil to deliver the Peyton killshot with a Tebow commercial

[Nathan89]

What an unnecessary pass interference.

[FYM]

Btw I agree lynch is overrated as fuck tbh

[thunderup]

:lmao another Fivehead led team choking

[Clipper Nation]

Hopefully Fivehead throws another pick :lol

[baseline bum]

That was cold of T-Mobil to deliver the Peyton killshot with a Tebow commercial

Ouch

[LnGrrrR]

Let's go Seadderall. Roll those Broncs.

[Clipper Nation]

Chancellor needs to pop another Adderall and get back to work, tbh....

[DeadlyDynasty]

You can see the semen clouds forming overhead the press box every time one of the Seattle secondary players makes a hit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Talib is such a pussy, he gets fucking leveled by Welker while all of Seattle's corners dodge Welker's block and still make the tackle.

[resistanze]

What a retarded move by Thomas

[LnGrrrR]

Cmon Seattle, force another TO here.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ugh...close to chugging rubbing alcohol and flipping to Lawrence Welk Show

[jeebus]

Well done Welker. Now drop the next one.

[RD2191]

FUCK FAGGOT WELKER

[midnightpulp]

Welker made a clutch catch?

Did Hell just freeze over?

[jeebus]

Ugh...close to chugging rubbing alcohol and flipping to Lawrence Welk Show
I was halfway through Boogie Nights; that's my backup.

[Clipper Nation]

This is where the shit RZ playcalling is going to bite Seattle in the ass, tbh....

[LnGrrrR]

Welker made a clutch catch?

Did Hell just freeze over?

It's the second quarter.

[RD2191]

:bang

[Nathan89]

These first downs are difficult tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the refs are gonna start calling penalties on Denver's O-line so they can be the scapegoat after the game

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao