I'm Eating Like a Pregnant Woman

[Guru of Nothing]

Crunchy peanut butter (all-natural, of course) on whole wheat with an overdose of pickled jalapenos.

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[Marcus Bryant]

It happens.

[usckk]

Yep.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Crunchy peanut butter (all-natural, of course) on whole wheat with an overdose of pickled jalapenos.

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[Cant_Be_Faded]

wheres obiwan???

[timvp]

I had roast beef, guacamole and egg for lunch. It was an interesting yet tasty combo.

[T Park]

Ribe eye sliced and layed on top of a salad with blue cheese dressing.

[iminlakerland]

eggs with ketchup is normal

[Faccia di Angelo]

I'm eating like a pregnant woman too :wow everything in sight lol :(

Time for my oatmeal and cottage cheese. yum.

[usckk]

I agree. Eggs+ Ketchup = yummy

[ObiwanGinobili]

wheres obiwan???


I'm here. :spin During normal daylight hours. :lol

Well well well. So ya'll think you know what eating like a pregnant women really means?? :rolleyes Doubt it, posers!! :fro

Here's a run down of my "menu" from yesterday:
(and yes I keep a food diary)

big ass glass water
antibiotic & prenatels
protien shake
raspberry yogurt
raspberry icecream ( :oops )
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2 spoonfulls of peanutbutter dipped in hershey's syrup ( :oops )
1 roasted chicken quater with BBQ sauce
big ass glass of water
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lime kool-aid
some cooked carrots
left over sweet potatoes
antibiotics
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big ass glass of water
toast with jelly
1 huge granny smith apple with peanut butter and raisens
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blueberry nutrigrain bar
lime kool-aid
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1 raosted chicken quater
peas
rice
raspberry icecream ( :oops )
big ass glass of water
antibiotics


:princess

[ObiwanGinobili]

eggs with ketchup is normal


:tu very normal.
I've been eating them like that since I was 5.

[usckk]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips


a. thats a shitload of crap you've just feed your "temple"
b. i hope to god your not pregnant.

[Ishta]

:lmao Sounds to me like you're pregnant!!

[Jekka]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

Were you trying to reenact a scene from Seven?

[King]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

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[SWC Bonfire]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

I hope you wear a bra to support your fat-ass man boobs. Good God, man!

(it was usckk who brought up the bra thing, right?)

[Ginofan]

:tu very normal.
I've been eating them like that since I was 5.

I can't eat them any other way!

[SWC Bonfire]

I can't eat them any other way!

Eggs with tabasco or ground, dry chilipetins on top.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, I have Julio's chips at work! Score!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can't eat them any other way!

yes! but only scrambled. I can't eat ketchup on my over-easy's with ketchup.. it messes up the whole egg yolk buttered toast ecstasy.

[KEDA]

I had a ham sammich the other day

thats about it

[Ginofan]

yes! but only scrambled. I can't eat ketchup on my over-easy's with ketchup.. it messes up the whole egg yolk buttered toast ecstasy.

I only eat scrambled so I don' thave the whole problem with egg yolk and ketchup mixing :)

[SpursWoman]

egg yolk and ketchup mixing :)



I was hungry and about to go eat like a pregnant woman, but I just got the taste of that combo in my mouth...and now I feel like I've got to hurl like a pregnant woman.... :vomit



Thank God I'm done with that crap.... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

dipping my toast into egg yolk is the very definition of heaven for me. I've actually been buying the JUMBO eggs lately so i can get the big yolks..... yum........

[ObiwanGinobili]

I was hungry and about to go eat like a pregnant woman, but I just got the taste of that combo in my mouth...and now I feel like I've got to hurl like a pregnant woman.... :vomit



Thank God I'm done with that crap.... :lol


:lmao

[KEDA]

dipping my toast into egg yolk is the very definition of heaven for me. I've actually been buying the JUMBO eggs lately so i can get the big yolks..... yum........
thats not bad, I do that all the time!

[ObiwanGinobili]

thats not bad, I do that all the time!


i never said it was "bad"

[KEDA]

well it is "bad"



for your cholesterol

[bigbendbruisebrother]

The most disgusting thing I've ever eaten was 10 years ago in Colombia. I'd been backpacking in S. America for 5 months, and I was really beginning to miss Mexican food. The bus stations down there are like truckstops, and they nearly always have restaurants. Anyway, I hopped off the bus from Cartagena to Baranquilla at like 3 in the morning and was stunned to see Huevos Rancheros listed on the menu. I eagerly ordered it.

What came out was a single fried egg that had somehow been battered and deep fried again. The grease soaked through two paper plates in about 30 seconds. Much to my later regret, I ate it.

[Solid D]

usckk - that would would feed about 100 Nigerian kids.

[timvp]

dipping my toast into egg yolk is the very definition of heaven for me. I've actually been buying the JUMBO eggs lately so i can get the big yolks..... yum........

Not to question a pregnant lady, but I'd highly recommend not doing that. Salmonella poisoning is quite common when dealing with raw eggs and I've seen the side effects first hand. Not a pretty sight.

Just a public service announcement. :)


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[ObiwanGinobili]

Not to question a pregnant lady, but I'd highly recommend not doing that. Salmonella poisoning is quite common when dealing with raw eggs and I've seen the side effects first hand. Not a pretty sight.

Just a public service announcement. :)


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:lol

It's from over-easy or over-medium style fried eggs... thats safe isn't it??

[Kori Ellis]

It's from over-easy or over-medium style fried eggs... thats safe isn't it??

Supposedly not. They say that you have to have the white and the yolk cooked all the way through. They say not to eat over-easy/poached/softboiled etc.

[timvp]

I used to drink orange juice with a raw egg yolk in it everyday for breakfast. That was until it sent one of my brothers to the hospital. :lol

[Ginofan]

I used to drink orange juice with a raw egg yolk in it everyday for breakfast. That was until it sent one of my brothers to the hospital. :lol

:vomit Ick! Why would you combine a raw egg with orange juice??

[timvp]

:vomit Ick! Why would you combine a raw egg with orange juice??

It's damn good. If it wasn't for it being poisonous, I'd still do it.

:fro

[ObiwanGinobili]

Supposedly not. They say that you have to have the white and the yolk cooked all the way through. They say not to eat over-easy/poached/softboiled etc.



dang it!
eggs..
tuna....


whatelse will these "they" people take from me next! :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

I used to drink orange juice with a raw egg yolk in it everyday for breakfast. That was until it sent one of my brothers to the hospital. :lol


oh. thats just disgusting. :vomit

[Ginofan]

It's damn good. If it wasn't for it being poisonous, I'd still do it.

:fro

I'll take your word for it then...:lol

I recently tried out eating popcorn and sliced pickles at the same time...pretty good.

[iminlakerland]

damn what happened what was he going through LJ?

[usckk]

usckk - that would would feed about 100 Nigerian kids.

haha :lol I'm 16, so I guess i'm going through one of those puberty diets.

[ObiwanGinobili]

fried pickle chips are pretty dang good.

[Samr]

We have some elk sausage (shot it last x-mas) in the freezer. Cook it on the grill, just enough so that there's no pink in the center, and toss it in the fridge. In the morning, re-heat it in a pan with some butter and chopped garlic. Toss 4-5 eggs on top of that.

Side with Ramen noodles. Damn that shit is good.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ramen noodles are the perfect food.

[tlongII]

Supposedly not. They say that you have to have the white and the yolk cooked all the way through. They say not to eat over-easy/poached/softboiled etc.

Never heard of that. I always eat my eggs over-easy or over-medium.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i guess this is the "official" word on eggs....

1999 FDA Food Code Does Not Prohibit Restaurants from Serving Sunny-Side-Up or Over-Easy Eggs
Contrary to some mistaken recent media reports, the 1999 FDA Food Code does NOT prohibit restaurants from serving sunny-side-up or over-easy eggs. The Food Code, which is FDA guidance on restaurant safety, says that if less thoroughly-cooked egg dishes are served in restaurants, consumers should be provided with an advisory -- on menus, brochures or other written materials -- that there is an increased risk associated with eating undercooked eggs especially for vulnerable consumers.

Restaurants and other retail establishments should continue to follow their local and state health regulations covering food service establishments, many of which have adopted the FDA Food Code.

There is a new FDA rule relating to egg safety. However, it provides safe handling instructions to consumers. This final rule dated December 2000 will take effect on September 4, 2001, and states that egg cartons sold in supermarkets and other retail establishments must bear safe handling instructions. This label is an advisory to advise consumers, especially those most vulnerable to foodborne illness, about the potential of illness from Salmonella enteritidis.

This rule is one part of the larger Egg Safety Action Plan, a farm-to-table approach for ensuring the safety of our nation's egg supply. For more information on the Egg Safety Action Plan go to http://www.foodsafety.gov.

Question: I enjoy eating sunny side up, over-easy eggs. Could I get a food borne illness from Salmonella enteritidis?

Answer: Although the risk is small, you could get salmonellosis from over-easy eggs. In New Jersey, state law that requires eggs to be fully cooked. No more "over-easy", sunny side up eggs on the restaurant menus there. The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) has consumer guidelines for cooking eggs safely. The guidelines that follow are written for people considered not at risk, however.

Fried eggs should be cooked for two to three minutes on each side or four minutes in a covered pan. The yolk should begin to thicken.
Scrambled eggs should be cooked until firm throughout and not runny.
Poached eggs should be cooked for five minutes over boiling water.
Soft-cooked eggs should be cooked in the shell in boiling water for seven minutes. For those of you who elect not to eat hard cooked eggs, you can further lower your risk by cooking the egg until the white is completely firm and the yolk begins to thicken but is not hard.
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:depressed

[Flea]

Am I the only one who thinks eggs and ketchup is totally disgusting???
Ew, I want to vomit just thinking about the two.
I don't worry about salmonella and I let my kids eat raw cookie dough and lick the cake batter. :)

[Solid D]

Am I the only one who thinks eggs and ketchup is totally disgusting???

I have never tried ketchup and eggs but I (like many South Texas inhabitants) have had tomatoes in a different form on eggs....

in the form of breakfast tacos with salsa or hot sauce on top.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I let my kids eat raw cookie dough and lick the cake batter. :)


yeah.. thats me..:lol my husband thinks it's sick... but then I catch him licking the bowl when I'm not looking.... :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have never tried ketchup and eggs but I (like many South Texas inhabitants) have had tomatoes in a different form on eggs....

in the form of breakfast tacos with salsa or hot sauce on top.


well it's just l;ike that only blander. but still yummy.
of course now you've got me dying for a bacon potate and egg on flour with hot hot homemade chili....... *drool

[Chris]

Why does Chinese food make you hungrier about an hour later?

[usckk]

Haha, that happens to me too!! And I'm asian, so it happens to me everyday.

[SpursWoman]

Why does Chinese food make you hungrier about an hour later?


I would guess the carb spike.... :wtf

[JoeChalupa]

Am I the only one who thinks eggs and ketchup is totally disgusting???
Ew, I want to vomit just thinking about the two.
I don't worry about salmonella and I let my kids eat raw cookie dough and lick the cake batter. :)

I used to eat my eggs with ketchup all the time.