I'm Eating Like a Pregnant Woman

[Guru of Nothing]

Crunchy peanut butter (all-natural, of course) on whole wheat with an overdose of pickled jalapenos.

Share your horror stories.

[Marcus Bryant]

It happens.

[usckk]

Yep.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Crunchy peanut butter (all-natural, of course) on whole wheat with an overdose of pickled jalapenos.

Share your horror stories.

You have options.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

wheres obiwan???

[timvp]

I had roast beef, guacamole and egg for lunch. It was an interesting yet tasty combo.

[T Park]

Ribe eye sliced and layed on top of a salad with blue cheese dressing.

[iminlakerland]

eggs with ketchup is normal

[Faccia di Angelo]

I'm eating like a pregnant woman too everything in sight lol

Time for my oatmeal and cottage cheese. yum.

[usckk]

I agree. Eggs+ Ketchup = yummy

[ObiwanGinobili]

wheres obiwan???

I'm here. During normal daylight hours.

Well well well. So ya'll think you know what eating like a pregnant women really means?? Doubt it, posers!!

Here's a run down of my "menu" from yesterday:
(and yes I keep a food diary)

big ass glass water
antibiotic & prenatels
protien shake
raspberry yogurt
raspberry icecream ( )
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2 spoonfulls of peanutbutter dipped in hershey's syrup ( )
1 roasted chicken quater with BBQ sauce
big ass glass of water
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lime kool-aid
some cooked carrots
left over sweet potatoes
antibiotics
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big ass glass of water
toast with jelly
1 huge granny smith apple with peanut butter and raisens
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blueberry nutrigrain bar
lime kool-aid
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1 raosted chicken quater
peas
rice
raspberry icecream ( )
big ass glass of water
antibiotics

[ObiwanGinobili]

eggs with ketchup is normal

very normal.
I've been eating them like that since I was 5.

[usckk]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

a. thats a load of crap you've just feed your "temple"
b. i hope to god your not pregnant.

[Ishta]

Sounds to me like you're pregnant!!

[Jekka]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

Were you trying to reenact a scene from Seven?

[King]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

[SWC Bonfire]

I think I can beat all yall. Here's my list for yesterday:

-6 glasses of orange juice
-2 bottles of Gatorade
-a whole plat of hashbrowns, 3 sausages, 3 toasts, and 2 eggs
-a bowl of ice cream, and one popsical
-one whopper and one supersized fries from BK and a coke
-ice cream and anotehr popsical
-a bag of chips
-cookie
-3 barbeque sandwiches, coleslaw, and baked beans
-3 cookies, 2 brownies
-ice cream
-chips

I hope you wear a bra to support your fat-ass man boobs. Good God, man!

(it was usckk who brought up the bra thing, right?)

[Ginofan]

very normal.
I've been eating them like that since I was 5.

I can't eat them any other way!

[SWC Bonfire]

I can't eat them any other way!

Eggs with tabasco or ground, dry chilipetins on top.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, I have Julio's chips at work! Score!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can't eat them any other way!

yes! but only scrambled. I can't eat ketchup on my over-easy's with ketchup.. it messes up the whole egg yolk buttered toast ecstasy.

[KEDA]

I had a ham sammich the other day

thats about it

[Ginofan]

yes! but only scrambled. I can't eat ketchup on my over-easy's with ketchup.. it messes up the whole egg yolk buttered toast ecstasy.

I only eat scrambled so I don' thave the whole problem with egg yolk and ketchup mixing

[SpursWoman]

egg yolk and ketchup mixing

I was hungry and about to go eat like a pregnant woman, but I just got the taste of that combo in my mouth...and now I feel like I've got to hurl like a pregnant woman.... :vomit



Thank God I'm done with that crap....