Rockets (#4) vs Blazers (#5) Playoff Series Thread

[Thread]

& the analysts are so much happier now. It's like somebody didn't die.

tee, hee.

Oh, yeah, they're announcing and everything. It's all good now.

LMAO!!!

[Otaku]

Gif from that Lin "shot" please!

[sook]

0 fucking FTs while touch fouls on the other end...is the league fucking serious?

[Thread]

No, seriously, where's the coward at. C'mon, dj, get that piss pot ass in here.

[RobbyH]

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[benefactor]

Yea fuck you Bennet Salvator you dickless piece of motherfucking shit.


EAT A FUCKING DICK SALVATOR.


0 fucking FTs while touch fouls on the other end...is the league fucking serious?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/464/249/272.jpg

[Thread]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Yep, stepping stone to 15. Cake work once we found that fool Howard at the jump.

[RD2191]

Houston will get a shitload of calls in the 2nd. Calm down sook.

[sook]

Wow. I'm sitting pretty damn close and don't normally complain about officiating but this is one sided as fuck...no consistency.

[Otaku]

T!

[InRareForm]

dwight y u mad

[benefactor]

Dwert showing mental midget signs already.:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Wow. I'm sitting pretty damn close and don't normally complain about officiating but this is one sided as fuck...no consistency.

:cry Harden's not getting his flop calls! :cry

[rogues]

:cry Harden's not getting his flop calls! :cry
:lmao..

[RD2191]

:lmaoHouston getting a taste of their own medicine

[Darth_Pelican]

He was a great play by play commentator for the lakers. Glad he's joined TNT. After Marv & Halen, i'd rather have him call play tbh.

Our cheap broadcasters couldn't hold on to him after ringing in 2003. We're now left with Bill Land out of all people. :bang

BTW the Lakers should've renewed his contract.

Yeah I'm surprised we got him. Hopefully he is back for a third year. He' solid.

[scanry]

That was a legit foul (Garcia i think?).

[skut_farkus]

:cry Harden's not getting his flop calls! :cry

:lmao

[benefactor]

Are we playing in Utah? Lot's of crying by the crowd.

[spurraider21]

sook i'm sure you paid good money to attend the game. get the fuck off your phone :lol

[BatManu20]

LMA with 16 & 11 at half :tu

[benefactor]

sook i'm sure you paid good money to attend the game. get the fuck off your phone :lol
He'd rather come here and :cry:cry:cry about the refs.

[sook]

That was a legit foul (Garcia i think?).

Yea that one was. Bad rotation on that one right there.


Also, I got these tickets for free from a certain O & G company, but yea you're right time to check out :lol

[Thread]

Mental mistake by Batum & the bench.

Christ!!!

[RD2191]

Sook you really at the game?:lol

[Thread]

Now, where the fuck is that coward dj. Come out, you yellow bastard, you.

[Otaku]

Good 1st half.

[Clipper Nation]

Now, where the fuck is that coward dj. Come out, you yellow bastard, you.

Never mind that, where's tschlong?

[Thread]

Now, where the fuck is that coward dj. Come out, you yellow bastard, you.

[spurraider21]

would be really entertaining if the blazers won, to see tlong troll the fuck out of rox fans here :lol

[HI-FI]

this looks to be the best series of the first round. hopefully Memphis can give Thunderefs some problems.

[Darth_Pelican]

Never mind that, where's tschlong?

Probably searching for Blazers articles to copy/paste here tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

would be really entertaining if the blazers won, to see tlong troll the fuck out of rox fans here :lol

He will post every single Blazers related article that he can find. But if they lose, he won't log in at all.

[benefactor]

"Hakeem Olajuwon...their both black...they got nothing in common."

:lol Chuck

[RD2191]

Shaq going in on raw on Dwight.

[Killakobe81]

Agreed good game.
Rox crowd is really amped.
Lol Harden getting picked on defense.
TNT crew going in ..
Barkley with the subtle he is a very, very good player.
Shaq lol at the 1 on 1 coverage ...

[MeloHype]

He will post every single Blazers related article that he can find. But if they lose, he won't log in at all.he'll log in and post "non issue" :lol

[benefactor]

Shaq going in on raw on Dwight.
He's right though. Dwert is too big and strong to be such a pussy. He just doesn't have the mental drive that dominant bigs like Shaq and Dream had that made them great.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[jag]

Dwight should dominate the way Shaq said, but Dwight doesn't have the mental toughness of any of the other top bigmen who've dominated that way.

He can do it sporadically, but he'll never be consistent because he has the mind of a small, retarded child.

[InRareForm]

He's right though. Dwert is too big and strong to be such a pussy. He just doesn't have the mental drive that dominant bigs like Shaq and Dream had that made them great.

he has said it for the past 3 years. Sometimes the player just can't do it. post Surgery Dwight can't

[jag]

He's right though. Dwert is too big and strong to be such a pussy. He just doesn't have the mental drive that dominant bigs like Shaq and Dream had that made them great.

Exactly

[ElNono]

Props to Rin, he showed up... Moe Williams on the other hand...

[RD2191]

He's right though. Dwert is too big and strong to be such a pussy. He just doesn't have the mental drive that dominant bigs like Shaq and Dream had that made them great.

Agreed. Dude should of been working on his game instead of worrying about whether Parsons had a mohawk or not.

[TampaDude]

As a Gators fan, I'm loving what I'm seeing from Chandler Parsons tonight. He averaged 17 points per game this season, and he' s got that already at the half. GO GATA!

[RD2191]

Lol, here come the refs

[RD2191]

Rofl scrub ass beverly

[ElNono]

lol that bum nig got T'ed up

[benefactor]

Harden waking up

[ElNono]

Portland melting down

[benefactor]

:lol that flop

[mclinejr]

Parsons is a really solid player. I wish he was a Spur.

[RD2191]

Spurs better go in raw on this faggy Rockets team.

[DPG21920]

I normally like Webber, but damn he's annoying right now.

[01Snake]

Flopping in full effect!

[daslicer]

Harden on super flop mode right now.

[RD2191]

Houston will get a shitload of calls in the 2nd. Calm down sook.

[ElNono]

I normally like Webber, but damn he's annoying right now.

I was trying to figure out whose voice was that... it was retarded but Reggie Miller did the Spurs game...

[RD2191]

Webber blowing Houston hard.

[Clipper Nation]

The difference between first-half Harden and second-half (so far) Harden shows how reliant he is on flopping.... even Choke Paul has some offensive skills besides flopping :lol

[Hemotivo]

Parsons with 19pts

[Robz4000]

Rockets will be up around 20 in a bit. Not sure how the Guests win more than one in this series.

[Thread]

Funk & junk bastards, crawlin'.

[Thread]

Anyway, where's the coward dj at? C'mon, you yellow bastard.

[mclinejr]

Spurs better go in raw on this faggy Rockets team.

:tu:tu

[BatManu20]

Rockets will be up around 20 in a bit. Not sure how the Guests win more than one in this series.

Rip City is a tough place to play. I could see them taking a couple at home.

[DPG21920]

Lillard needs to pick it up. He's a non factor right now.

[ElNono]

Anyway, where's the coward dj at? C'mon, you yellow bastard.

I thought you were dancin'?

[Capt Bringdown]

LOL Chris Webber

[DPG21920]

:lmao Beverly's offense

[Robz4000]

Rip City is a tough place to play. I could see them taking a couple at home.

It is, but the Guests' style of play translates so bad in the playoffs. Doesn't help Lillard is being mentally bullied by Beverely.

[DPG21920]

Wow that was a carry by Parsons

[BatManu20]

Chandler Parsons for MVP tbh

[LkrFan]

Your boy Hibbert needs to take notes, tbh :lol

Swatted twice by Korver, Carlos?
Hibbert is a collosal disappointment - to put it lightly. SMDH

[RD2191]

Portland has terrible ball movement. Bunch of iso plays.

[DPG21920]

Whenever Beverly is in the game, the man guarding him needs to help off in a major way. Either make it tough on the guys who can score and/or bait them into making Beverly take more shots than he is comfortable with.

[Bulaien999]

Chandler Parsons for MVP tbh

MVParsons tbqh

[HemisfairArena]

Howard is just fuckin' around and not even trying yet. Houston easily makes the WCF's to the dismay of Laker fans. They are complete and dangerous,,,,,they can beat you with small ball or half court feed the paint. Pick your poison.

[RD2191]

Howard is just fuckin' around and not even trying yet. Houston easily makes the WCF's to the dismay of Laker fans. They are complete and dangerous,,,,,they can beat you with small ball or half court feed the paint. Pick your poison.

Lol

[ElNono]

just amazing how white euro players get no respect whatsoever, tbh

[BatManu20]

Harden is flopping at will to try and get a call :lol.

[ElNono]

Durant stopper hurt

[ElNono]

:lol Lin

[RD2191]

Rofl refs

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol what a flopping faggot

[ElNono]

just blatant... beard actually grabbing and pulling LMA before chucking some BS up

[HemisfairArena]

Lol

Its the last team I want the Spurs to face along with OKC,,,,we got bitchslapped by both during the season.

[mclinejr]

Howard is just fuckin' around and not even trying yet. Houston easily makes the WCF's to the dismay of Laker fans. They are complete and dangerous,,,,,they can beat you with small ball or half court feed the paint. Pick your poison.

Howard is an overrated scrub.

[HemisfairArena]

Howard is an overrated scrub.

Okay.

[RD2191]

Rofl refs

[daslicer]

It will be hard to get a defensive stop against this team since Salvatore is calling this game. Salvatore has a rep for calling touch fouls. Harden,Parsons have free reign right now because of that.

[spursfan1000]

Hoping Blazers win...

[ElNono]

Portland still in this, but they need a PG to step up... Lollard been a non-factor and Mo Williams is choking again...

[ElNono]

M. Williams
15:04
FG:0-4
3P:0-3
FT:0-0
PTS: 0

[RD2191]

Refs are a joke

[Thread]

Anyway, where's the coward dj at? C'mon, you yellow bastard.

[RD2191]

Well I'm out.

[BatManu20]

Mo Williams is playing horribly

[Spur-Addict]

Blouses

[Robz4000]

Guests will be lucky to win one game. They might be the worst playoff team in the West tbh.

[Budkin]

Parsons is a really solid player. I wish he was a Spur.

Second that.

[BatManu20]

Mo Williams: -12

Robin Lopez: -22

[HI-FI]

pretty sad that I know exactly what porno that music from the Klondike commercial is from. :depressed

[testies]

i wanna beat the rockets so bad

[Xylus]

Is there a reason Webber is sucking Houston's dick?

[BatManu20]

Parsons is a really solid player. I wish he was a Spur.


Second that.

He could be. We chose to draft Cory Joseph instead.

[Fpoonsie]

Beverley is such a faggot.

[Roxsfan]

Howard is an overrated scrub.

STFU dumb ass

[ElNono]

Bev is too much of a clown, tbh... he's going to get "accidentally" hit on his bum knee one of these days...

[Robz4000]

Lillard's knee just exploded.

[Kool Bob Love]

Damn.

[RsxPiimp]

Adidas:lol

[Xylus]

Non-issue.

[InRareForm]

did beverly go after lillards knee??

[Bulaien999]

The Curse

[lefty]

Teeeeel....

[Robz4000]

tlongII

[ElNono]

Glad he signed that shoe deal last Wednesday...

[unforeseen]

tlongII curse in full effect.

[daslicer]

Bev is a dangerous player this will be the second guy he has taken out. This is started to become too common him injuring guys. I'm starting to believe its not accidental.

[Nathan89]

Want see some camera angles on this injury

[Nathan89]

lol bev not even involved

[daslicer]

Bev is a dangerous player this will be the second guy he has taken out. This is started to become too common him injuring guys. I'm starting to believe its not accidental.

I was wrong looks like Dwight took out Lillard on that play.

[313]

The Adidas Curse strikes again

[IrisHockey]

:lol why do all Rocket fans have random aids-infested sluts in their sigs?
:lol "hey look guys, i really, really like girls."

[Spurs 4 The Win]

lol these refs

[Malik Hairston]

Damian Lillard, just another overrated PG added to the long list of overrated PGs, tbh..

[Xylus]

The most egregious goaltend I've ever seen.

[Nathan89]

Just get in the penalty and hack howard

[ElNono]

wow Lopez

[HI-FI]

badass block on Dwert

[testies]

lillard sucks on d

[Roxsfan]

:lol why do all Rocket fans have random aids-infested sluts in their sigs?
:lol "hey look guys, i really, really like girls."

Fuck off

[Otaku]

WWWWWWTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF refs

[TDMVPDPOY]

refs bailing out the rockets with bullshit as usual

d12 blocks from camping at the rim..most of them are fkn goal tending bullshit

[Spurs9]

Gonna be a great series

[Spurs 4 The Win]

lol refs putting the game further out of reach

[ElNono]

Lopez gonna get ejected

[IrisHockey]

Fuck off

:lol your sexual insecurity is showing.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao And Houstonfan was crying about the refs earlier.... classic rigging tactic - give the other team all the calls early on in the game so that it'll look balanced when you fuck them over late in the game....

[PingPong]

Beverly looks like a crackhead.

[Kool Bob Love]

:lol why do all Rocket fans have random aids-infested sluts in their sigs?
:lol "hey look guys, i really, really like girls."



Fuck off

:rollin

[spurraider21]

that wasn't a dirty play, and lillard is fine. non issue

[RsxPiimp]

Would love for Houston to win it all if it wasn't for that flopping faggot Harden.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol your sexual insecurity is showing.

:lmao..

[Malik Hairston]

Would love for Houston to win it all if it wasn't for that flopping faggot Harden.

You want to see Dwight win it all, tbh?..

[Roxsfan]

:lol your sexual insecurity is showing.

*yawn*. STFU whiny bitch.

[HI-FI]

Beverly looks like a crackhead.
that's what makes him scary, he'll take out knees to get that crack.

[BatManu20]

Damian Lillard, just another overrated PG added to the long list of overrated PGs, tbh..

I'd say he's pretty damn good for a 23 year old, tbh. Not many guys that age avg 21 & 6 with a PER of almost 19, tbh. And 40% from 3.

[ElNono]

Damian Lillard, just another overrated PG added to the long list of overrated PGs, tbh..

yep... it's almost like clockwork... release some trendy TV commercial, follow it by shitting the bed

[BoricuaCJA]

:lol your sexual insecurity is showing.
:lol Not gonna lie, that is true what you posted. lol

[Roxsfan]

yep... it's almost like clockwork... release some trendy TV commercial, follow it by shitting the bed

Lol

[Malik Hairston]

I'd say he's pretty damn good for a 23 year old, tbh. Not many guys that age avg 21 & 6 with a PER of almost 19, tbh. And 40% from 3.

He's a really good player, but he's one of the worst defenders in the league and he's heavily reliant on the jump shot..also, as we've seen time and time again, PGs in the NBA aren't going to win you anything..

[Nathan89]

All I want is some hack a howard tbh

[PingPong]

Noah and Robin Lopez should make the scariest frontcourt of the NBA. Not exaclty by basketball reasons.

[Roxsfan]

:lol Not gonna lie, that is true what you posted. lol





Send him a friend request - looks like you have a new buddy!

[Gummi Clutch]

:lol why do all Rocket fans have random aids-infested sluts in their sigs?
:lol "hey look guys, i really, really like girls."
Probably too old for your pedo taste

[ElNono]

I'm shocked Rin is finishing this game... he actually didn't look that bad, I guess playoff Mo Williams will do that for you...

Just not sure how this works out in the long run for the Rockets...

[Malik Hairston]

Man, I hate looking at Jeremy Lin, tbh..

[Bulaien999]

Hack a Howard lmao

[RsxPiimp]

You want to see Dwight win it all, tbh?..

Yeah, no problem on my end. Wasn't his fault the Lakers have a shitty future tbh :lol

[BatManu20]

He's a really good player, but he's one of the worst defenders in the league and he's heavily reliant on the jump shot..also, as we've seen time and time again, PGs in the NBA aren't going to win you anything..

Agree on the defense. And he needs to improve on his shot selection. Too often he gets tunnel vision and settles for a long 3, especially off of screens. But he can still improve on the IQ and be a really good player tbh.

[Malik Hairston]

Yeah, no problem on my end. Wasn't his fault the Lakers have a shitty future tbh :lol

Not just for Laker reasons, though..he's just such a douche:lol..

[Nathan89]

This 4pt play just puts more pressure on howard

[Malik Hairston]

Damn, Lillard needs to make those fucking free throws, smh..

[daslicer]

Lillard is choking at the line.

[PingPong]

LOL Hack-a-Howard.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Another choke artist point guard blowing it at the line, pretty familiar sight....

[ElNono]

whatever happened with Softridge? Haven't seen much from him lately...

[IrisHockey]

How the fuck can a lace-curtain motherfucker inherit all the qualities of a black NBA head coach? :lmao

[Nathan89]

Lol this is interesting

[Otaku]

5 point game!

[BatManu20]

Missing these FT's is killing Portland.

[Malik Hairston]

Why did Harden chuck a 3 with 23 left on the shot clock?:lol..he was open, but still, relax, you have a comfortable lead with 3 minutes left..

[Robz4000]

Looks like a solid finish coming up provided the refs don't step in. Unfortunately we all know they will.

[Roxsfan]

Probably too old for your pedo taste

:rollin:rollin

[Darth_Pelican]

one final push

[Clipper Nation]

Why did Harden chuck a 3 with 23 left on the shot clock?:lol..he was open, but still, relax, you have a comfortable lead with 3 minutes left..

:lol That's his offensive game when he's not flopping....

[LkrFan]

HackaCoward is w:lolrking! :)

[spurraider21]

Why did Harden chuck a 3 with 23 left on the shot clock?:lol..he was open, but still, relax, you have a comfortable lead with 3 minutes left..
wanted to get a shot off before they fouled howard again. trusts himself behind the arc more than dwight at the line

[LkrFan]

3-pt game! :rollin

[Xylus]

whatever happened with Softridge? Haven't seen much from him lately...

Eh? 11 points in the 4th, 35 and 15 for the game.

[Robz4000]

:lol dwert benched

[Malik Hairston]

Lillard is clutch, I'll give him that, tbh..

[LkrFan]

1-pt game! :rollin

[Arcadian]

Nice run by portland

[Kool Bob Love]

No Howard now.

[testies]

HACK A DWIGHT WORKED WONDERS LOL

[LkrFan]

tie! :lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Reck]

Good lord, these Rockets..

[Spurs9]

Lol pop tactics trolling Houston

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Rockets

[LkrFan]

Big shot by Beardman.

[ElNono]

There's LMA... good to know hack a howard still works

[Malik Hairston]

Aldridge has completely destroyed Terrence Jones' life tonight, tbh..he's just playing around with him..

[PingPong]

Why did Harden chuck a 3 with 23 left on the shot clock?:lol..he was open, but still, relax, you have a comfortable lead with 3 minutes left..


His hands are quicker than his brain, tbh...

[Arcadian]

:lol Harden flopping on the 3

[dg7md]

Win or lose, Blazers show a lot of composure. Looks good for a long series.

[Malik Hairston]

Harden is the biggest offensive flopper in the league and Batum is the biggest defensive flopper in the league, tbh..what a battle:lol..

[LkrFan]

Beardman in this bitch. :lol

[Roxsfan]

Get some of that Portland

[Robz4000]

:lol Softridge with the choke

[BatManu20]

Missed FT's down the stretch always come back to haunt you. Always. Blazers have missed 4 in the past 5 minutes

[crc21209]

Harden trying to be hard. Fat ass..:lol

[daslicer]

Wow Harden missed.

[Reck]

No idea why Portland started choking 3s there.

[Malik Hairston]

Lillard needs to be shooting, tbh, even with dusty-ass Beverley guarding him..

[apalisoc_9]

Mathews :lmao

[Kyle Orton]

This commentator doesn't shut the fuck up. You don't have to say EVERY fuckin detail every fuckin second

[PingPong]

Harden misses the FT and Howard fouls. LOL

[spurraider21]

lillard missing two 4th quarter free throws looking worse and worse as the game goes on

[ElNono]

gotta make your freebie after celebrating like that

[daslicer]

Both teams are choking at the freethrow line.

[crc21209]

Where did all these people come from? :lol I remember seeing a good amount of Rocket home games throughout the year and always saw empty seats all over the arena...

[Nathan89]

Hack a howard is a major reason why I want the Rockets to win this series tbh

[IrisHockey]

Harden misses the FT and Howard fouls. LOL

:lol there's a reason he got replaced by Bill MacDonald :lol..

[BoricuaCJA]

Send him a friend request - looks like you have a new buddy!

You mad!

[Spursfanfromafar]

"A chicken named Howard"

[Bulaien999]

Why is the game so close, so ridiculous

[IrisHockey]

:lol every NBA arena trying to do the Seven Nation Army after the Heat had success with it...

[Clipper Nation]

Why is the game so close, so ridiculous
Because, as I've said all year, Harden and Howard are too flawed and mentally-weak to be relied upon, tbh.... they might escape with this one but it doesn't bode well....

[midnightpulp]

Why is the game so close, so ridiculous

Howard.

[crc21209]

If Howard gets the ball, you gotta foul him..

[Robz4000]

:lol Rin

[D-Wade]

Lin misses shots by a wider margin than any other player in the league

[crc21209]

Howard miss coming up..

[Clipper Nation]

The Scapegoat letting me down :(

[BatManu20]

Howard ices the FTs. Go figure

[PingPong]

Howard the clutch... :D

[Roxsfan]

Lillian with clutch 3.

[Robz4000]

Howard being able to hit clutch FTs is worrisome.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Even Dwert can make clutch free throws and Choke Paul can't....

[Koolaid_Man]

LA is the muthafucking truth...owning Howard's bitchass

[IrisHockey]

:lmao Even Dwert can make clutch free throws and Choke Paul can't....

:lmao get back in the NHL thread, buddy...

[Bulaien999]

Howard miss coming up..

Be ready round 2, Dwight looking for your cookie too

[BatManu20]

Don't need a 3. I'd attack the basket here

[ElNono]

Dwert with the Shaq "I make them when they count" goods...

[crc21209]

Damn!

[BatManu20]

Or not :lol

[daslicer]

Lillard with the clutch basket.

[Malik Hairston]

Lilllllaaarrrrddddd!!!..

[IrisHockey]

:lmao Joe Johnson-size dick nigga Lillard

[D-Wade]

Damn Lillard

[Robz4000]

Lillard is det dude

[Darth_Pelican]

:wow

[crc21209]

Whistle of course...lame.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao get back in the NHL thread, buddy...
:lol Son, I already said that series was as good as swept, that third period proves it.... not much more to be said....

[daslicer]

Surprise surprise Harden with the bs foul call.

[spurraider21]

:lmao wonder if sook is still bitching about the officiating