San Antonio Spurs (#1) vs Portland Trail Blazers (#5) Playoff Series Thread

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck this bench of wankers, pass it to kawhi u fkn mutts

[oh crap]

:lmao down 19 pts

[Spurs 4 The Win]

:lmao down 19 pts

Thunderup troll, you blew a 23 point lead yesterday :lmao

[ElNono]

How funny was it when you let them finish you off in 6 games, after leading 2-0?

Not as hilarious as sweeping your sorry asses and sending you directly to the lottery

[TDMVPDPOY]

green lmao

[ElNono]

clank, clank, clank... :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

lilly acting?

[Spurs 4 The Win]

glad we had this shooting night before facing OKC/LA, cant imagine us playing worse than this

[Spurs 4 The Win]

lol ,its just portlands night, they can do no wrong, glad this happened in game 4 rather than game 3 tbh

[Jacob1983]

Has anyone taken the Spurs to 6 games after losing the first 3?

[TDMVPDPOY]

stotts the chicken shit

[Clipper Nation]

Turnobili 1-6.... as I said, The Client was going to initiate the unprecedented 3-0 choke :downspin:

[ElNono]

Has anyone taken the Spurs to 6 games after losing the first 3?

no

[ElNono]

Turnobili 1-6.... as I said, The Client was going to initiate the unprecedented 3-0 choke :downspin:

:lol we got this series... you worry about not needing 23pt comebacks

[Jacob1983]

So it will end on Wednesday night. Well at least Portland will leave their home fans with a win.

[ElNono]

So it will end on Wednesday night. Well at least Portland will leave their home fans with a win.

yeah... Spurs could use the rest...

[Jacob1983]

If the Spurs lose game 5, this shit is going 7.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

spurs won 3 straight vs Pheonix in a much closer series, lost game 4 pretty decisively and then won game 5 at home and that pheonix team had way more potential to come back then Portland ROFL, anyone who thinks R.I.P. City has a chance is high, this was for the fans, spurs looked disinterested

[Clipper Nation]

:lol we got this series...

Isn't that what you said up 5 with 28 seconds left last June? :downspin:

[Arcadian]

Game 7 of Thunder/Clippers will take place next Sunday. So the earliest the conference finals can start is next Tuesday.

Good thing the Spurs didn't sweep. 8 days of rest is too much. 6 days is better (although still a bit much).

[sook]

3-1 going into SA. Yea, SA will close out.

Looks like my prediction of spurs in 5 was spot on.

[ElNono]

Isn't that what you said up 5 with 28 seconds left last June? :downspin:

I sure didn't... I wasn't posting :downspin:

[ElNono]

I know we made Portland look like rooks, but you can't be that bad if you win 54 games...

Watching the haters coming out of the woodwork is cute tho :lol

[ezau]

This was an expected loss. Portland will have momentum and confidence come Game 5, but that won't enough.

[unleashbaynes]

It's still 3-1 you stupid fucking retards. Spurs aren't capable of playing a perfect game every night. Even the Heat dropped one to the damn Nets.

[HI-FI]

I know we made Portland look like rooks, but you can't be that bad if you win 54 games...

Watching the haters coming out of the woodwork is cute tho :lol
yeah, I logged on after game 3 and it was eerily quiet, especially after a huge win. It seems every time the Spurs lose this place is more active, probably because this forum is 50% troll.

[Strange Love]

It was a respectable loss. barely a double digit win. Portland's one and only win.

[TDMVPDPOY]

spurs will be the first team in history to be up 3-0 for the backdoor sweep

[Franklin]

We tanked the game last night on purpose imho. We don't want our hands cooled down because we can't afford another warm-up round (like the series against the Mavs). Game 5 is gonna help us stay fit so we'll be better prepared for the WCF, and also better rested assuming the OKC-Monkeyball series goes 7 games most likely.

[Budkin]

We tanked the game last night on purpose imho. We don't want our hands cooled down because we can't afford another warm-up round (like the series against the Mavs). Game 5 is gonna help us stay fit so we'll be better prepared for the WCF, and also better rested assuming the OKC-Monkeyball series goes 7 games most likely.

Spot on other than the tanking part. Would have been almost a week off. Too much.

[HI-FI]

We tanked the game last night on purpose imho. We don't want our hands cooled down because we can't afford another warm-up round (like the series against the Mavs). Game 5 is gonna help us stay fit so we'll be better prepared for the WCF, and also better rested assuming the OKC-Monkeyball series goes 7 games most likely.
Rogue Frank with the goods per the par.

[Strange Love]

Spurs played their worse since early Mavs series and they still could have won last night.

[Jacob1983]

Any of you worried that the NBA might flip switch and try to get this shit back to Portland?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Any of you worried that the NBA might flip switch and try to get this shit back to Portland?

After last night anything is possible.

How do you feel about OKC/Spurs matchup

[Robz4000]

Any of you worried that the NBA might flip switch and try to get this shit back to Portland?

If anything it makes me think the NBA will avoid any controversy tonight.

[Baam]

The Spurs can't afford to have the tosb Turnobili travel back to Portland... He looks almost done right now, he needs all the rest he can get...

[Strange Love]

Spurs got this.

Manu is not bothering me right now. He's going to worry me going forward though. When these guys inevitably play the Thunder, he better be on his game. Thunder will run a train on you if you turn it over and over again.

[ElNono]

:flag:

[Robz4000]

If anything it makes me think the NBA will avoid any controversy tonight.

WELP

[Robz4000]

If anything it makes me think the NBA will avoid any controversy tonight.

WELP

[jeebus]

let's get this shit to page 9 already

[~O~]

:flag:
Game

[Robz4000]

Uhhh...

[Strange Love]

LOL Refs trying to handicap the Spurs with dumb fouls

[Strange Love]

Lamarcus is getting worked by an ancient.

[Strange Love]

Where the fuck are all these Spurs fouls coming from? LOL the fuck

[Robz4000]

Holy shit, refs

[jeebus]

It'd be nice if the Spurts could make a fucking basket.

[jeebus]

Shitter with 2 fouls. My nigga Errors is gonna come in and dominate the foul category.

[Strange Love]

:lmao refs aiming to have the Spurs starting 5 all fouled out by the end of the second to give Blazers a chance. :lmao

[ElNono]

good energy to start the game... wish the crowd would be more into it

[Strange Love]

good energy to start the game... wish the crowd would be more into it

They dont get fully invested until the Spurs hit the century mark for free tacos.

[MI21]

Strange start, both teams look shit

[jeebus]

good energy to start the game... wish the crowd would be more into it
Jesus Fucking Christ Nono, how the fuck are they supposed to clap and cheer when they're still eating their lil snacks? Give them a break for fucks sake.

[Robz4000]

Refs stepping up for Portland

[Strange Love]

Can it be more blatant what the refs are doing?

[jeebus]

Lawds

[Spur-Addict]

Parker can't do anything with Batum

[Strange Love]

Blazers are so shit.

[jeebus]

First team to 60 wins imo

[ElNono]

can't finish for shit right now

[Strange Love]

First team to 60 wins imo

You sure you wanna make it 60? The way these faggots are playing I doubt they'll hit 45 by the third.

[jeebus]

oh hay, Manu made a basket

[jeebus]

oh hay, Manu fucked up a shot

[ElNono]

flop no worky

[FkLA]

Parker doesn't even try to go at Batum. Basically spent the entire 1st quarter trying to get 38 yr old Timmy to establish position so he can carry him.

[Rummpd]

Spurs really cannot play worse and deserve to be down 10 - tie is ok after all that BS

[Strange Love]

Parker doesn't even try to go at Batum. Basically spent the entire 1st quarter trying to get 38 yr old Timmy to establish position so he can carry him.

Most of the time, its working though. Duncan is doing work on Lamarcus.

[ElNono]

Parker doesn't even try to go at Batum. Basically spent the entire 1st quarter trying to get 38 yr old Timmy to establish position so he can carry him.

too timid so far...

[Robz4000]

Spurs really cannot play worse and deserve to be down 10 - tie is ok after all that BS

Said that last game tbh but they look just as bad tonight. When Tony plays passive, the team really suffers.

[ElNono]

patty!

[Strange Love]

Gotta really make some separation this quarter. Step in their throats and kill 'em.

[Strange Love]

Is there another team that misses as many layups like the Spurs? Its pathetic, borderline sad.

[jeebus]

That Green Sauce

[Robz4000]

Sup Verde

[Rummpd]

Greeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[spurraider21]

:lol reggie just called green "one trick pony"

congrats hater

[sook]

Mills with that huge spark. Gotta love that dude.

[ElNono]

god reggie is awful

[Strange Love]

:lol reggie just called green "one trick pony"

congrats hater (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7609)

Ironic.

Reggie's only thing was chucking up 3s after 3s.

[Strange Love]

The dude is garbage

[FkLA]

Portland sucks but it's basically 5 vs 4 when Tony is out there. If Pop gives Patty the majority of minutes at PG they finish the series off easily tbh.

[ElNono]

make the effing freebies

[jeebus]

alright TP, grow some balls you faggot hero cumstain.

[ElNono]

the 2K14 camera is turrible

[Strange Love]

LOL both teams are playing some ugly bball.

That 3 ball though is falling for them Spurms, thank god

[FkLA]

alright TP, grow some balls you faggot hero cumstain.

Barton is playing with more balls tbh.

[Strange Love]

Tony hurt? There is hope.

[Robz4000]

Parker in the locker room, fuck.

[ElNono]

went to the lockerroom to see if he could find his dick..

[FkLA]

Oh look another mysterious minor injury for Parker bc he's playing like a bitch. This shit is Kobe-esque tbh.

[jeebus]

Barton is playing with more balls tbh.
looks like Tony lost his balls as he's not on the bench. Sevening having to do exploratory surgery to find them imo.

[ElNono]

Paul Garcia PS PaulGarciaPS
#Spurs' team doctor headed to back now too.


Paul Garcia PS PaulGarciaPS
R.C. Buford just headed to the tunnel as well.

[Strange Love]

went to the lockerroom to see if he could find his dick..

:lmao

[jeebus]

TDMVPDPOY's reaction: https://i.imgur.com/cPIWd.jpg

[FkLA]

Parker in the locker room, fuck.

He's fine, dude. He made trips to the locker room against Dallas too to cover up his shit play.

[Strange Love]

Tony subs out=Spurs go on a super run.

[jeebus]

Fuck it. Three ball is the only thing falling. Keep chucking tbh

[NASpurs]

I've got good news guies. Parker just gave birth to a baby boy. :cry

[ElNono]

patty been great

[DAF86]

In before the aussie pointing out the ball movement without Enrique.

[Strange Love]

Fuck it. Three ball is the only thing falling. Keep chucking tbh

:cry MOAR

[jeebus]

Fuck it. Three ball is the only thing falling. Keep chucking tbh

[baseline bum]

Our Hero is gone. :cry

[FkLA]

Parker was fine before the game. No injury occurred during the game. Faggot.

[Strange Love]

Can Manu just take a vacation? What a momentum killer that guy is

[ElNono]

Can Manu just take a vacation? What a momentum killer that guy is

he's our starting point guard right now

[jeebus]

Tight hamstring. Pussy.

[FkLA]

tightness in his vagina, figured that was the case tbh

[Strange Love]

Shitter passing up on an open layup. :lmao

[jeebus]

:lmao

[Strange Love]

LOL how do you go up by 15 and end up giving it all up in less than 1 minute? :lmao

[Strange Love]

Shitter passing it again. :lmao soft euro pussies

[scanry]

Reggie Miller continuing to have orgasms these playoffs. :bang

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck that ref for giving the Blazers a free possession

[Robz4000]

Terrible end to the half. Portland has momentum now.

[TDMVPDPOY]

shaq - sugar k sweet

cb - thats the stupidest thing i heard

shaq - ur the stupidest person i know

hahaha

[Clipper Nation]

Oh look another mysterious minor injury for Parker bc he's playing like a bitch. This shit is Kobe-esque tbh.
He's using Choke Paul's patented "hamstring" excuse tonight? :lol

[ElNono]

He's using Choke Paul's patented "hamstring" excuse tonight? :lol

:lol

[ElNono]

sugar cane....

[TDMVPDPOY]

jordan dunk?

[Trainwreck2100]

Holy fuck leaonard

[TDMVPDPOY]

he can smell wcf
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnpPIBLCEAADXHK.jpg

[Strange Love]

Juego!

[Robz4000]

Step on their loads

Edit: throats :lmao

[ElNono]

Buck Harvey Buck_SA
From those who know: Parker hamstring "not bad." Available for a Game 6? "We'd have him ready." #spurs

[Robz4000]

:lmao that call

[ElNono]

goddamn freebies

[ElNono]

flop city, shit

[Robz4000]

Fuck, Diaw

[jeebus]

Dem three balls.

[Robz4000]

God dammit Green

[ElNono]

looking solid... keep it going

[Robz4000]

Push this up to 30.

[jeebus]

Client has had good looks, just not goin in.

[TDMVPDPOY]

TURNOBOLI

[TDMVPDPOY]

turnoboli 3 straight possession = 6pts on teh other end

[baseline bum]

Fucking Turnobili is worthless

[Trainwreck2100]

Fucking shit nono talk to your client

[jeebus]

#playnando

[Strange Love]

Manu will play a huge part in the incoming meltdown.

[ElNono]

on the phone now, but Pop won't pull him

[Robz4000]

Manu keeping the Blazers in this ffs

[ElNono]

up 14 without Tony... let's close this ish

[NASpurs]

I would say why Turnobili couldn't have gotten some of dat hamstring tightness going around but that nigga might be out six months if he got that shit.

[jeebus]

Shit, I need to get a double down before they're gone. :cry

[spurraider21]

smart move sending a female reporter, so pop wont be a total dick

[NASpurs]

Green the closer :cry

[Strange Love]

How stupid must Reggie be feeling right now about his comment about Green.

[sook]

smart move sending a female reporter, so pop wont be a total dick

more like he'll give her one instead.

[Jacob1983]

The banners just don't look right. 5 conference championship banners and 4 NBA championship banners.

[jeebus]

Client with the steal :cry

[ElNono]

mah nigga with the clutch steal

[Chris]

Jesus with the I want some Nasty glasses :lmao

[NASpurs]

We have Jeebus in the crowd. :cry

[FkLA]

Jesus with the I want some Nasty glasses :lmao

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

batum got 4/50m, kawhi ma nigga he be asking a max contract after toying around this bitch

[Strange Love]

Reggie hates the Spurs so bad. Even when they're pummeling the blazers he's still sucking Blazer's cocks by saying rip city is alive. :lmao

[ElNono]

3rd consecutive WCF appearance, here we go....

[Robz4000]

Watching Leonard, Green, and Mills rape Portland on national tv right now is the greatest moment of these playoffs imo.

[Mal]

Cya Portland, it was fun

[NASpurs]

Fucking watch commercial bums me out. Who fucking died?

[jeebus]

Who fucking died?
tlong and the blazers

[Trainwreck2100]

That watch c commercial was weird

[Trainwreck2100]

Fucking watch commercial bums me out. Who fucking died?

I'm pretty sure that song was from a movie

[Strange Love]

First to 100 points rule in effect. :flag:

Free tacos ya'll.

[jeebus]

Errors time imo

[Splits]

Errors time imo

Easy. We're only up 19 with 3 to play

[313]

Errors time imodo you want us to lose?

[Trainwreck2100]

Lol pop said he didn't call timeout they did it for the television

[jeebus]

:wow no errors?

[Splits]

:lol Bonner and CoJo but no Airs

[jeebus]

ah shit. blew my load too soon.

[Splits]

Ok up 21 now we can safely put in Errs

[Roxsfan]

congrats spurs fans for destroying the blazers. Best of luck the rest of the way.

[TIMMYtoZO]

3rd consecutive WCF appearance, here we go....

Sup Leon? Krystle says that if Indiana wins tomorrow that she will have a 6 kegger at her pad on Sunday for game 1 of the ECF. You down, nigga, tbh? :lol

[Rummpd]

The banners just don't look right. 5 conference championship banners and 4 NBA championship banners.

Mavs solamente una championship......

[ElNono]

Sup Leon? Krystle says that if Indiana wins tomorrow that she will have a 6 kegger at her pad on Sunday for game 1 of the ECF. You down, nigga, tbh? :lol

:lol sup Saul... no games over the weekend... you know Im there

[ElNono]

congrats spurs fans for destroying the blazers. Best of luck the rest of the way.

:toast

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/6z7xQny.jpg

[FkLA]

:lol at this nigga saying 'Cory Joseph was the primary back-up until Patty emerged late in the season'. So much ignorance when it comes to our Spurs tbh.

[Strange Love]

All 4 games won via a blowout. :lol

Blazers were just severely outclassed and outmatched.

[ElNono]

:lol tschlong

lock this ish

[Trainwreck2100]

:cry no more Kevin Harlin

[NASpurs]

I'm pretty sure that song was from a movie

I think it was LOTR if I'm not mistaken. I remember someone saying that when I did some research for that weird watch commercial. Can't confirm if it's true or not though.

[Sean Cagney]

The #5 GOT OUTTED IN 5 tonight. Now get #5.....

[dg7md]

Blazers in 7

[sook]

Spurs in 5. Pop isn't an idiot and will make the right assignments.

I'm pretty much always right. tbh.

[CGD]

As much as I'm happy my team won, this was a pretty bad series with all games being blow outs. The objective basketball fan in me is glad it's over.

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