If men had periods

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lets put aside talk about why, but wonder what if

i dont think they'd argue about the size of their tampons

i think humans as a race would have ceased to exist long before the arguments started

[ObiwanGinobili]

hi. :D

[batman2883]

HA HA HA HHA what kind of thread is this?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

its like if all women weren't created equal, the 'real' ones would say all famous hot ones were 'fake' :wow

[ObiwanGinobili]

i love how riled up you get.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

no its all in good fun
im not angry

[batman2883]

i love how riled up you get.
who?

[ObiwanGinobili]

cbf.

although he has just posted that he's not angry.

[batman2883]

Oh i see...

[SpursWoman]

If men had periods, they'd quit saying wildly swinging, uncontrollable hormones, back aches, cramps, migraines, retaining 5lbs worth of water so all of your clothes feel uncomfortable are just EXCUSES for being in a foul mood...and realize they would be pretty bitchy, too, if they could count on a few days every month of feeling like complete shit. :lol


































THAT WAS A JOKE!

[batman2883]

If men had periods, they'd quit saying wildly swinging, uncontrollable hormones, back aches, cramps, migraines, retaining 5lbs worth of water so all of your clothes feel uncomfortable are just EXCUSES for being in a foul mood...and realize they would be pretty bitchy, too, if they could count on a few days every month of feeling like complete shit. :lol


































THAT WAS A JOKE!
dont forget lots and lots of chinese food

[Trainwreck2100]

where would they bleed from?

[ShoogarBear]

Their eyes.

There is actually a comedy routine about this. I'll have to see if I can find it.

[SpursFanDan]

If us men had periods, does that mean that we would have to give birth also?...

[TheTruth]

I'd use the biggest tampon ever made.

[Useruser666]

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[Zombie]

Hey, I'll bleed for a few days but i'll be damned if i'll sqeeze anything bigger than a turd out of my body. :drunk

[ObiwanGinobili]

first of all
men would never put anything inside their bodies

we would just bleed all over the place

the bloodstain itself would become a status symbol
the fake blood industry would make a fortune due to male period augmentation


sadly.
this may be true.

[Summers]

first of all
men would never put anything inside their bodies



Yeah, 'cause men never do anything stupid with their genitals. :lol

[j-6]

Yeah, 'cause men never do anything stupid with their genitals. :lol

Yup, and that's 'cause our genitals do stupid things with us.

[SpursWoman]

I'd pay a billion dollars to watch a man go through pregnancy and then give birth. Of course, I'd have to be on a 1,000,000 month payment plan. :)

[batman2883]

They say the closest thing to a man giving birth is passing a gallstone, and even that vizualization makes me want to throw up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

They say the closest thing to a man giving birth is passing a gallstone, and even that vizualization makes me want to throw up.


that mya be the closest... but it's still 4,000,000,000 miles off target.

[1Parker1]

God, even as a woman, I still get icky at mention of the word period! And every time during that month, I curse out the entire male population and wish you guys DID get it. :lol

It'd be interesting to test the theory out. Can you imagine a guy having his period? He'd be laughing his head off one minute, then cursing up a storm the next. He'd crave chocolates at all hours of the day, have such a huge backache that he'd walk around with his hands on his back, and he'd complain about his pants not fitting him.

Which reminds me, what's today's date? :princess.

[Flea]

Yum, chocolate. I go beserk if there is no chocolate in the house and I'm craving it. I make sure to keep baking chocolate chips in the freezer at all times. They work in a pinch. :)

[SpursWoman]

Which reminds me, what's today's date? :princess.


Why? Are you late for something?



http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12558/200.jpg


:lol

[1Parker1]

Why? Are you late for something?



http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12558/200.jpg


:lol


**Knocks wood**


Don't joke about that SW!!!!! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Why? Are you late for something?



http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12558/200.jpg


:lol


:lmao :lmao

[Summers]

One of the funniest things I ever heard was a friend of mine describing how she'd had a bad day, so she came home and wanted chocolate. So, she looked around, and all she had was a glass jar of chocolate ice cream topping. And she couldn't get the lid off. So she used a church-key (that pointy thing that your grandma used to open the old-fashioned cans of Hershey's when you were a kid) and punctured the lid until she could fold a flap back. Her roommate came home and found her eating ice cream topping out of the jar with a spoon and he was like, "Um... Georgina??" :lol

[SpursWoman]

One of the funniest things I ever heard was a friend of mine describing how she'd had a bad day, so she came home and wanted chocolate. So, she looked around, and all she had was a glass jar of chocolate ice cream topping. And she couldn't get the lid off. So she used a church-key (that pointy thing that your grandma used to open the old-fashioned cans of Hershey's when you were a kid) and punctured the lid until she could fold a flap back. Her roommate came home and found her eating ice cream topping out of the jar with a spoon and he was like, "Um... Georgina??" :lol


OOoooo, that sounds good. :lol :lol

[MiNuS]

"if"

then we men would have found a "solution" for these "periods". Extending alcoholic sales after 1am and making it legal to drink alcohol during work when on a "period".
"domestic violance" would be legalized somehow....we would just blame it on "it".
I am very sure that before cancer had a cure we would have a cure for our torment.
if,if,if,if,if,if,if!