If men had periods

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lets put aside talk about why, but wonder what if

i dont think they'd argue about the size of their tampons

i think humans as a race would have ceased to exist long before the arguments started

[ObiwanGinobili]

hi.

[batman2883]

HA HA HA HHA what kind of thread is this?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

its like if all women weren't created equal, the 'real' ones would say all famous hot ones were 'fake'

[ObiwanGinobili]

i love how riled up you get.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

no its all in good fun
im not angry

[batman2883]

i love how riled up you get.

who?

[ObiwanGinobili]

cbf.

although he has just posted that he's not angry.

[batman2883]

Oh i see...

[SpursWoman]

If men had periods, they'd quit saying wildly swinging, uncontrollable hormones, back aches, cramps, migraines, retaining 5lbs worth of water so all of your clothes feel uncomfortable are just EXCUSES for being in a foul mood...and realize they would be pretty y, too, if they could count on a few days every month of feeling like complete .


































THAT WAS A JOKE!

[batman2883]

If men had periods, they'd quit saying wildly swinging, uncontrollable hormones, back aches, cramps, migraines, retaining 5lbs worth of water so all of your clothes feel uncomfortable are just EXCUSES for being in a foul mood...and realize they would be pretty y, too, if they could count on a few days every month of feeling like complete .


































THAT WAS A JOKE!

dont forget lots and lots of chinese food

[Trainwreck2100]

where would they bleed from?

[ShoogarBear]

Their eyes.

There is actually a comedy routine about this. I'll have to see if I can find it.

[SpursFanDan]

If us men had periods, does that mean that we would have to give birth also?...

[TheTruth]

I'd use the biggest tampon ever made.

[Useruser666]

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[Zombie]

Hey, I'll bleed for a few days but i'll be damned if i'll sqeeze anything bigger than a turd out of my body.

[ObiwanGinobili]

first of all
men would never put anything inside their bodies

we would just bleed all over the place

the bloodstain itself would become a status symbol
the fake blood industry would make a fortune due to male period augmentation

sadly.
this may be true.

[Summers]

first of all
men would never put anything inside their bodies

Yeah, 'cause men never do anything stupid with their genitals.

[j-6]

Yeah, 'cause men never do anything stupid with their genitals.

Yup, and that's 'cause our genitals do stupid things with us.

[SpursWoman]

I'd pay a billion dollars to watch a man go through pregnancy and then give birth. Of course, I'd have to be on a 1,000,000 month payment plan.

[batman2883]

They say the closest thing to a man giving birth is passing a gallstone, and even that vizualization makes me want to throw up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

They say the closest thing to a man giving birth is passing a gallstone, and even that vizualization makes me want to throw up.

that mya be the closest... but it's still 4,000,000,000 miles off target.

[1Parker1]

God, even as a woman, I still get icky at mention of the word period! And every time during that month, I curse out the entire male population and wish you guys DID get it.

It'd be interesting to test the theory out. Can you imagine a guy having his period? He'd be laughing his head off one minute, then cursing up a storm the next. He'd crave chocolates at all hours of the day, have such a huge backache that he'd walk around with his hands on his back, and he'd complain about his pants not fitting him.

Which reminds me, what's today's date? .

[Flea]

Yum, chocolate. I go beserk if there is no chocolate in the house and I'm craving it. I make sure to keep baking chocolate chips in the freezer at all times. They work in a pinch.