***OFFICIAL WEEK 1 GAME THREAD, SPONSORED BY MURICA

[manufan10]

Rule number 1: Never trust the Browns for anything :lol

:lol duly noted.

[ace3g]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/09/07/47e9f5260e62eea6bbfd1b37a4bee51b.gif?1410110890

[jeebus]

Rule number 1: Never trust the Browns for anything :lol
Can I trust them to end Johnny Inbred's career?

[Holden_Caulfield]

Allen Hurns is a beast

[Spur-Addict]

:lol Curious Geeeeeeno

[Chinook]

Cool, Flacco has thrown away another drive.

[Blizzardwizard]

Can I trust them to end Johnny Inbred's career?

I don't think it matters who he plays for, he'll get hit by a car in the street whilst drunk by week 4 whether it's in New York or San Diego.

[DPG21920]

Wow, Geno. Have to protect that.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Gerhart is molasses

[TheCultOfPersonality]

When will some of these players learn when you run with football hold it with both arms. Not surprised the Raiders forced the fumble on Geno there.

[manufan10]

Big Ben took too long to throw it and ends up throwing the pick. Great job by Karlos Dansby of stepping in front and picking that off.

[Blizzardwizard]

Turnovers everywhere today.

[manufan10]

Hoyer started the game looking good, but it has been downhill since. He looks shaky out there.

[hehateme]

Whats the over/under on Jackson pulling a sprewell on rg3nout before the seasons over...

[Darth_Pelican]

boom. great drive

[jeebus]

way to get rid of the ball, cawnbread

[manufan10]

How long before the Texans bench Fitzpatrick?

[Cry Havoc]

Holy shit Chicago, get it together.

[djohn2oo8]

How long before the Texans bench Fitzpatrick?

I hope soon..

[jeebus]

How long before the Texans bench Fitzpatrick?
Fuck that.

[DPG21920]

RG is 9/10 for only 33 yards.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Shit the bills took the lead lol fml

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Eagles making the Jaguars defense look like the 2000 Ravens.

[Chinook]

Pees' "Bend, but don't break," defense has given up three huge drives do so far, but only nine points. If Flacco didn't look so terrible, it wouldn't be a bad compromise.

[manufan10]

:lol Browns

[ace3g]

Morris with some great runs

[Raven]

Rob :cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:c ry

[Kyle Orton]

Team leader Alfred going ham

[AlexJones]

Gronkkkk

[manufan10]

Was that a fumble by Morris? I can't tell. Joseph's body is in the way on the good angle.

[ace3g]

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/865685760.gif?1410112509

[jeebus]

lol blocked extra point. way to fuck that up :lol

[manufan10]

Damn, Brown just superkicked the punter in the face right now. :wow

[Raven]

RG is 9/10 for only 33 yards.

:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Bills up by double digits against the Bears.

[rogues]

:lmao Getting excited about a blocked extra point. The score is still 6-0 you dumb inbred ogre.

[blkroadrunners]

:wow JJ Swatt

[Kyle Orton]

Alfred getting vultured again FUCK

[Spur-Addict]

Bills doing work, and on the road to boot.

[rogues]

:lol Might as well put Johnny in there. Predictable outcome, tbh..

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/Bw8vJ0tIgAInojV.mp4

[manufan10]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw8vILaCAAA9U52.jpg

[Raven]

damn i'm in love with pats D

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol nick foles

[Chinook]

Even Justin Tucker can't help the Ravens.

[Holden_Caulfield]

damn i'm in love with pats D

Pat Mills?

[jeebus]

Fitzjesus :cry:cry:cry

[manufan10]

508677947772137472

[Spur-Addict]

Pat Mills?

:lol

[Raven]

Even Justin Tucker can't help the Ravens.

why you so depressed, my little friend :cry?

[SupremeGuy]

lol eagles making the fucking jags look good :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Vick misses wide open Decker.

[manufan10]

lol eagles making the fucking jags look good :lol

I'll take it. :lol

[jeebus]

:lmao a blocked punt. Skins special teams has been suckin the dick today

[rogues]

:lol I thought the Eagles would be a top two team in the NFC East along with the Giants..I guess the aurora of fluke is over for that fat faggot from Oregon

[blkroadrunners]

:lmao Redskins

[rogues]

:lol Redskins are a pathetic team
:lol Making the Texans look half way decent

[Kyle Orton]

Rofl skins

[rogues]

It's only a matter of time. Hoyer isn't going to get you much more than this.

[Holden_Caulfield]

jags trying their hardest to choke

[SupremeGuy]

lol redskins and eagles failing hard right now... I'm loving it

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw8yIXAIQAADmDb.png:large

[Chinook]

why you so depressed, my little friend :cry?

Pierce just fumbled inside the Ravens 25. It's one of those games.

[bigzak25]

Blocked extra point, not punt. Our line sucks except for lt and watt is that good.

[rogues]

lol redskins and eagles failing hard right now... I'm loving it
:lol What are you so excited about? The Cowboys time is up in a few hours..those faggots from the Bay Area are going to put a whoopin on your sad team..

[Darth_Pelican]

COOOOOKS!

[Clipper Nation]

Cooks = this year's Keenan Allen

Panthers = f:lolcked

[jeebus]

Cletus is showing me something. I might have a team to root for this year.

[manufan10]

Clowney is hurt.

[Clipper Nation]

How long before the Texans bench Fitzpatrick?

Texans need Kellen "The Savior" Moore, imho....

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol What are you so excited about? The Cowboys time is up in a few hours..those faggots from the Bay Area are going to put a whoopin on your sad team..

:lol thinking Dallas is going to lose to SF

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Benjamin = this year's Keenan Allen

NFC South= f:lolcked

[rogues]

:lol thinking Dallas is going to lose to SF
:lol @ every one of your Sports takes

[Clipper Nation]

It's only a matter of time. Hoyer isn't going to get you much more than this.

Inbred isn't any better, tbh....

[DPG21920]

Clowney is hurt.

How bad?

[manufan10]

How bad?

Reported on Twitter that he went back to the locker room, and John Clayton said he was banged up. Not sure to the extent yet.

[bigzak25]

Oh that blocked punt....sorry I'm on delay as I went to get beer. And I like to skip commercialsm. Anyway...fuckin skins.

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw82BZ3IIAADCdg.jpg:large

[rogues]

Oh that blocked punt....sorry I'm on delay as I went to get beer. And I like to skip commercialsm. Anyway...fuckin skins.
Drink up partner. You should feel ashamed to be a fan of your team.

[Girasuck]

I fucking hate my fucking team. Fuck them.

[Holden_Caulfield]

I fucking hate my fucking team. Fuck them.
getting skullfucked by ej :lol

[Chinook]

Flacco pulled a Vince Young to end the half ... and I don't mean that in a good way.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Saints D letting Atlanta back in the game

[ace3g]

Knee injury for Clowney

[Blizzardwizard]

I feel bad for the Rams, soon the'll have to resort to Tebow.

[manufan10]

508688807739551744

[Robz4000]

RIP Clowney

[jeebus]

How many times has Knee gone down today? and that was a bogus call tbh

[djohn2oo8]

lol Cant even touch that pussy

[jeebus]

:lol Skins

[manufan10]

:lol Redskins
:lol RGKnee

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao:lmao

[Blizzardwizard]

RG3 :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I fucking hate my fucking team. Fuck them.

:lol missing Peppers right about now

[ace3g]

John Clayton @ClaytonESPN
(https://twitter.com/ClaytonESPN)If things weren't bad enough for the Browns, Ben Tate has a knee injury.

[Spur-Addict]

LOL Geno

[manufan10]

Cam Newton is officially out for today's game.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cam Newton officially out.



Browns are making moves on the Steelers. Hoyer going ham.

[Raven]

pats oline predictably looks like shit

[spurraider21]

crofl raiders are still retarded

http://gifsection.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Maurice-Jones-Drew-fumble-kick-back-to-Derek-Carr-a.gif

[jeebus]

:lol fumblefaggot redskins

[manufan10]

:lol Redskins

[Blizzardwizard]

So there's the excuse needed for when the Cats lose today.

[Kyle Orton]

Fuck this shit

[Chris]

lmao Redskins

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Brees

[Holden_Caulfield]

mccoy killing it in ppr leagues

[Mal]

:lmao Smith :lmao KC

[Robz4000]

Brees isn't having a good day, huh?

[Holden_Caulfield]

oh well, it was a good half jags :cry

[Robz4000]

Also, :lmao Chiefs

[Clipper Nation]

Didn't take Alice Smiff very long to return to his pussy game manager ways after getting that new fat contract....

:lol Avante insisting he was a good quarterback

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao choking

[spurraider21]

jets defensive front is getting after it. someone's gotta make a play

[manufan10]

Just realized that my starting defense is going up against my starting QB in fantasy football. Oops. :(

[Chinook]

Finally a score. Had Flacco not burned a FG for now reason, it'd be a game now.

[Mal]

Great fucking bets. 0-14 0-13 0-14 0-10 in 2nd halfs...

[Darth_Pelican]

Brees isn't having a good day, huh?

He was having a great day till he threw an int in the endzone

[jeebus]

:lmao Texans turn to choke in the redzone

[Holden_Caulfield]

put in bortles :cry

[manufan10]

Browns coming back against the Steelers.

[ace3g]

fumble

[Chris]

lmao Texans

[Robz4000]

He was having a great day till he threw an int in the endzone

Cool. Always like to see Brees play well.

[spurraider21]

clutch sack on geno to knock them out of FG range

[Raven]

houston winning games with special teams :lol

[Kyle Orton]

Rg3 not being a faggot

[jeebus]

Rg3 getting sacked again
FIFY

[Kyle Orton]

Nvm

[manufan10]

If the Redskins O-line keeps this up Cousins will be the QB very soon. RGKnee is getting hit a lot.

[Raven]

brady is getting murdered

[Mal]

:lmao Patriots. Probably negative yards in 2nd half

[Kyle Orton]

If the Redskins O-line keeps this up Cousins will be the QB very soon. RGKnee is getting hit a lot.
Yea that right side is just fuckin pitiful

[Darth_Pelican]

ingram!

[Blizzardwizard]

Chiefs being man handled by the Titans at home :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

David Newton reported to expect the Panthers to run the ball a lot today with Williams and Stewart. Possibly 35 times today.

[Chris]

Texans defense looks terrific with or w/o Clowney

[jeebus]

Yea that right side is just fuckin pitiful
rofl every play it's like an open pass on that right side to rape Knee

[ace3g]

Browns only down 7 to Steelers now

[manufan10]

All momentum is with Cleveland right now. Only down by 7 and getting the ball in great field position.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol RG N!gger getting fucked up lol people thinking their offense was stacked

[Raven]

matt ryan looking like the stud he is... glad to see him back. Atlanta still not gonna do anything though

[Robz4000]

:wow Hoyer

[Mal]

Steelers are doing solid for being the most laughable team of the week.

[manufan10]

Great second half from Hoyer. Cleveland has just tied the game in Pittsburgh.

[spurraider21]

jets have dominated time of possession, raiders defense gassed, and ivory breaks a big run. seen this story quite a few times over the years

[AlexJones]

:lmao Shittsburgh

[ace3g]

Browns TD!!!

[rogues]

The Browns figured something out..they're running the ball well enough to throw and Hoyer is that guy right now..

[Chris]

Brady goes down again

[Darth_Pelican]

Julio Jones' speed is fucking scary as shit

[Mal]

Another sack. Great fucking trade by giving probowl guard for nothing.

[benefactor]

Watt

:worthy:

[Clipper Nation]

Hoyer da gawd shitting all over Inbred's life :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Brady goes down again
But but Belichick was a genius for trading Mankins away! :cry

[jeebus]

Hoyer da gawd shitting all over Inbred's life :lol
:lmao

[Blizzardwizard]

Brian Montana making sure Manziel never leaves the bench :lol

[Chris]

Week 1 is the best all the games are close

[Raven]

damn i missed football.

[manufan10]

Steelers with a great fake punt. Caught the Browns sleeping.

[Raven]

But but Belichick was a genius for trading Mankins away! :cry

i think none said that tbh :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol cutler

[benefactor]

Fitzmagic

[jeebus]

:cry I miss the Shaubiak combo in Houston

[Chris]

Wilson thinks hes back in college

[Raven]

:lol cincinnati's boxscore

[djohn2oo8]

Dre now 16th all time in receiving yards

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Atlanta driving late trying to steal the game

[Raven]

brady looking like a tosb per par

[Chinook]

Jacoby finally returns to old form after muffing a punt. Took almost two years benefactor but it happened. Good thing he recovered it.

[Robz4000]

Vikings about to be the best team in the NFC North for a week.

[Holden_Caulfield]

and its tied :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Saints D can't stop a nosebleed. so much for all the hype

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao Saints

[manufan10]

Hoyer was lucky on that pass. Should have been picked off.

[benefactor]

And Beercan ices the game. Feels good to win.

[weebo]

Fat kicker seals it for the Texans

[Raven]

tannehill should have at least two more big tds.

[benefactor]

Jacoby finally returns to old form after muffing a punt. Took almost two years benefactor but it happened. Good thing he recovered it.
The post Houston effect can only hold on so long. Well had to dry up eventually.

[Holden_Caulfield]

i believe derek

[TheCultOfPersonality]

How in the world do the Bengals let that happen.

[Raven]

oh come on :lol

[Chinook]

My word. Steve Smith with the goods.

[Spur-Addict]

Phins goin' in

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

My word. Steve Smith with the goods.

Showtime.

He is yours now :cry

[jeebus]

RG3andout with the final crappy series. My nigga.

[benefactor]

Still some issues in the secondary but Crennels defense is the truth. That line is going to be a nightmare week in and week out.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Tannehill still the best Aggy QB in the league

[weebo]

Butt-chin Bo'b gets his first NFL win

[spurraider21]

oakland has failed on 18 straight onside kicks :cry

[Mal]

:lmao Patriots :lmao Brady is old shitbag

[Raven]

game clearly lost.

[Blizzardwizard]

Ravens do it again :lmao

[Chris]

Brady is overthrowing everything

[Raven]

why the fuck is lafell in the game..

[jeebus]

:lmao Patriots :lmao Brady is old shitbag

[weebo]

:lmao Patriots :lmao Brady is old shitbag

I thought brady had at least 4 more years of legendary football left in him

[Robz4000]

:lmao Ravens

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

why the fuck is lafell in the game..

Told ya

[Darth_Pelican]

Ingram again, buy wayyyy too much time. let's see if our D can live up to the billing in crunch time

[Raven]

aaaaand another sack fumble..

[Mal]

That Patriots O-line :lmao Who need Mankins

[Darth_Pelican]

i have no confidence right now

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol Falcons

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Patriots :lmao Brady is old shitbag
Should have kept Michael Bishop, tbh :lol

[Blizzardwizard]

Jaguars :lol

How does someone get so wide open? :lol

[manufan10]

SMH Jaguars. :depressed

[djohn2oo8]

The Kubiak effect rubbing off on Baltimore

[manufan10]

Steelers walking around instead of hurrying up. :lol

[weebo]

Who dat nation clenchin their asses

[djohn2oo8]

Still some issues in the secondary but Crennels defense is the truth. That line is going to be a nightmare week in and week out.

Brooks Reed really surprised me. The D will be special if he can keep it up

[benefactor]

Jags jagging it up per par

[Chinook]

Those two missed field-goal chances are looking really big right now.

[manufan10]

:lol Browns

[weebo]

Brooks Reed really surprised me. The D will be special if he can keep it up

They need to shore up the run defense to be a nightmare...but ya they'll be a lot better than last year

[Darth_Pelican]

i knew it. can't stop shit

[benefactor]

Brooks Reed really surprised me. The D will be special if he can keep it up
Crennel's scheme>>>Wade's tbh.

[spurraider21]

benching brandin cooks will probably fuck me week 1

[Raven]

Told ya

i was disgusted by the signing from the start

[benefactor]

They need to shore up the run defense to be a nightmare...but ya they'll be a lot better than last year
A lot of that was Morris simply being a dominant back. He's probably a better zone back than Foster. I think they will be fine.

[jeebus]

nice kick tbh

[Blizzardwizard]

I thought the Saints defense was meant to better..

[spurraider21]

:lol flacco with 62 passing attempts so far

[weebo]

LOL da bears

[manufan10]

Great run by Fred Jackson.

[Robz4000]

Burrs :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

I thought the Saints defense was meant to better..

only on paper it appears

[Raven]

:lolfell

[Chinook]

At least it was an entertaining Ravens game. I think they could easily beat the Steelers on Thursday. They should get stronger as the season wears on and everyone gels.

[Chris]

lol Bills

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Bills just beating who they're suppose to beat.

[Chris]

Bills kicker clutch

[Chris]

lol Cutler

[manufan10]

:lol Saints

[Chris]

Colston throwing a temper tantrum :lol

[Robz4000]

Brees can't catch the ball too smh...

[Darth_Pelican]

thanks Colston. Congrats Falcons

[Raven]

smh

[Mal]

Holy shit. 29/56

[DPG21920]

RG3 absolutely killed me. Again.

[Holden_Caulfield]

matt bryant looks pudgy :lol

[Chris]

Beast kicker

[djohn2oo8]

lol classless assholes

[Darth_Pelican]

same shit from the Saints. The offense gives them a late lead, and the D gives it up. Nothing fucking changes. ruined my day

[rogues]

lol classless assholes
:lol You avoiding the college forum yesterday like a plague. You have no room, faggot.

[Robz4000]

Ha Ha Time for Niners

[Chris]

God I hate Joe Buck

[jeebus]

:lol starting the season with a penalty

[spurraider21]

the entire AFC West could conceivably start 0-4

[Robz4000]

Solid start for the Cowboys