***OFFICIAL WEEK 1 GAME THREAD, SPONSORED BY MURICA

[Chris]

Sounds like there's some Niners fans in the crowd

[Chris]

:lol

[jeebus]

:lmao fumble faggot
:lmao Cowboys
:lmao more niners fans than cowboys fans in the arena
:lmao :lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ace3g]

Cowboys, lol

[manufan10]

SMH

:lol Cowboys

[benefactor]

:lol Cowboys already

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol great start

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Lol murray you faggot

[Spur-Addict]

Jason Garrett's face :lol

[rogues]

:lmao Cowboys

[Blizzardwizard]

:lol

[Chris]

Good play by Skuta lol Cowboys

[Holden_Caulfield]

chunticakes great trade nigga :lol

[Robz4000]

Gonna be seeing that Romo face a lot this year I feel

[jeebus]

Waiting for Jerruh to trade for Trent Richardson

[benefactor]

Good to see that the NFL forum can still unite under the great cause of laughing at Dallas.:tu

[Robz4000]

Fucking Christ, this team is still retarded

[01Snake]

Penalties!!!

[Robz4000]

Fake tough faggots

[jeebus]

Bryant looks like an enraged baboon out there

[spurraider21]

chunticakes (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20382) great trade nigga :lol
:lol thanks for sabotaging my opponent

:lol game managers

[manufan10]

:lol Ahmad Brooks

[Chris]

O-line looks fantastic

[Robz4000]

The D may end up being worse than I thought...

[benefactor]

rofl

[manufan10]

Run the damn ball.

[Chris]

Nice playcall faggot

[manufan10]

Play calling in the red zone was atrocious.

[Chris]

Stupid fucking call but we got 3

[Raven]

Stupid fucking call but we got 3

that's already a loss tbh

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:wow Cason :tu

[Clipper Nation]

:lol thanks for sabotaging my opponent

:lol game managers
:lol Geno > Carr
:lol Raiders

[Bill_Brasky]

Fuck this faggot team

[jeebus]

_allas

[benefactor]

Holy shit what a throw

[Spur-Addict]

Look at all those damn Niners fans. How the hell does that happen? :lol

[01Snake]

Nice!

[Robz4000]

:wow Kraep

[Blizzardwizard]

And all the bandwagon 9ers fans in the stadium go wild.

[manufan10]

WOOOO! Worst defense in the league! :(

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Lmao crofl theirs that historically bad cowboys defense

[01Snake]

Love the idiot with his gold chain hanging out of his jersey.

[Chinook]

Javorskie Lane with a 54-yard run :wow

Followed immediately by an interception :wakeup

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Jerruh

[spurraider21]

:lol Geno > Carr
:lol Raiders
jets defense dominated the game tbh. we couldn't run the ball at all and never really had the opportunity to take shots. disappointing, but its not like Carr played exceptionally poorly.

[jeebus]

:lmao Cowboys

oh god my sides


ah nvm :cry

[Robz4000]

Oh. My. God.

[Holden_Caulfield]

dallas never disappoints :lol

[manufan10]

WTF :depressed

[Chris]

Almost disaster there

[Trainwreck2100]

i had no idea pam oliver got demoted

[Chris]

Check that definite disaster

[benefactor]

Almost disaster there
welp

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao

[Robz4000]

I love Romo tbh

[Spur-Addict]

This is getting ugly

[Blizzardwizard]

My sides I can't take it :lol

[Robz4000]

RIP Dez

[jeebus]

There's the Romo we all know and love

[jeebus]

Wish I could have two forum skins at the same time

[Robz4000]

Kraep with two great passes in a row? What world is this?

[Chris]

Joe Buck loves when the Cowboys collapse, you can hear it in his voice

[djohn2oo8]

There's the Romo we all know and love

December Romo in September

[Avante]

Raiders haven't won in the eastern time zone in over a decade.

Browns haven't won in Pitt in over a decade.

Niners looiking pretty good, or do the Cowboys just suck?

But.....it is just week one.

[DMX7]

#ROMO4LIFE

[spurraider21]

Raiders haven't won in the eastern time zone in over a decade.

Browns haven't won in Pitt in over a decade.
trends go out the window with new coaches

[benefactor]

Kraep with two great passes in a row? What world is this?
The one where you play in Dallas tbh.

[Raven]

Wish I could have two forum skins at the same time

make a cowboys avatar tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

dez got laid the fuck out, my God

[Avante]

trends go out the window with new coaches

Yep, when it comes to ATS, that wasn't about ATS.

[jeebus]

December Romo in September
if he keeps this up, it'll be Autumn Romo or Regular Season Romo

[01Snake]

Dez in :monkey mode

[jeebus]

make a cowboys avatar tbh
my nigga

[ace3g]

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/865691724.gif?1410123402

[Mal]

So Dallas offically can play faggot and wish for 1st pick.

[chunticakes]

chunticakes great trade nigga :lol

:toast

[Chris]

^^ Nasty hit on Dez

[Chris]

Beasley with the goods

[Clipper Nation]

Yep, when it comes to ATS, that wasn't about ATS.
Why are you still pretending to be a betting expert?

:lmao 0-2, soon to be 0-3

[hehateme]

:lol thinking Dallas is going to lose to SF

:lmao

[Robz4000]

Niners dropping like flies

[Raven]

Mankins injured

[Mal]

Mankins injured

That would be good joke.

[manufan10]

Bright spot: the run game looks good.

Not so bright spot: Losing 21-3.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

In case anyone is curious, Avante is 0-2 so far :lmao

[Robz4000]

C'mon, stop em here

[Bill_Brasky]

beasley is comin up clutch

[Robz4000]

Welp

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao

[Mal]

In case anyone is curious, Avante is 0-2 so far :lmao

Who he has taken ?

[jeebus]

:cry Romo da gawd

[resistanze]

Lmfao Romo

[Robz4000]

:lmao Romo

[Bill_Brasky]

thats why tony romo is tony romo.

[Mal]

Romo :lmao

[manufan10]

Son of a....

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Ole Miss representing.

[DMX7]

#ROMO4LIFE

[hehateme]

Should start every d against romo...guaranteed 2 picks a game.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Who he has taken ?

Jets -5.5
Steelers -6.5

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Romo playing a rare bad game

[Raven]

That would be good joke.

it's true... walking on his own power to the locker room though

[DMX7]

Good Commercial!!! matthew mcconaughey rollin' around A-Town (i.e., Austin) in a Crystler.

[Chris]

Told ya'll in preseason Romo was fuckin done.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Cum Newton trying to act like a leader from the bench

[Bill_Brasky]

turn it off lol

[Chris]

#PLAYWEEDEN

[spurraider21]

Who he has taken ?
he took the jets over the raiders
and took the steelers over the browns

neither covered

[Mal]

Should start every d against romo...guaranteed 2 picks a game.

Same for Cutler

[Robz4000]

C'mon Kraep

[blkroadrunners]

Good Commercial!!! matthew mcconaughey rollin' around A-Town (i.e., Austin) in a Crystler.
Thought it was a Lincoln

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

he took the jets over the raiders
and took the steelers over the browns

neither covered

You were right about Cutler :cry, no matter what weapons are put around him dude is simply not that good.

[Robz4000]

:tu

[jeebus]

too bad Jurrrurh didn't draft Inbred; at least make some money off this lost cause of a season plus it'd be fun to watch him get let down by the Oline game after game

[Blizzardwizard]

Newton: Give me attention plz :cry

I'm such a leader and therefore a great person :cry

[Mal]

he took the jets over the raiders
and took the steelers over the browns

neither covered

I went 3-3 L`s with Pats, Saints and Steelers W`s with Buffalo, Houston and :lol Philadelphia

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

too bad Jurrrurh didn't draft Inbred; at least make some money off this lost cause of a season plus it'd be fun to watch him get let down by the Oline game after game

They should put Michael Sam in :lmao

[spurraider21]

You were right about Cutler :cry, no matter what weapons are put around him dude is simply not that good.
i actually like cutler, he's always been one of my favorites. love the way he plays, its reckless and fun to watch. good arm, etc. not somebody who i think is elite but still one of my favorites.

but yeah, he always gets talked up before fantasy drafts but has literally never had a good fantasy season

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Newton: Give me attention plz :cry

I'm such a leader and therefore a great person :cry

:lol this is spot on

That was one of the most pathetic attempts at getting good PR I've ever seen. Even worse than the documentary "Kobe Doin' Work".

[Robz4000]

God damnit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

i actually like cutler, he's always been one of my favorites. love the way he plays, its reckless and fun to watch. good arm, etc. not somebody who i think is elite but still one of my favorites.

but yeah, he always gets talked up before fantasy drafts but has literally never had a good fantasy season

He's someone who is never going to carry an offense that throws it 70% of the time. He needs a decent threat of a running game to take the pressure off of him.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cum Newton trying to act like a leader from the bench
:lol He knows a real QB is under center and he doesn't want to be the next Drew Bledsoe....

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol He knows a real QB is under center and he doesn't want to be the next Drew Bledsoe....

:lol if he gets benched in favor of Derek "Dick Breath" Anderson

[Clipper Nation]

Newton: Give me attention plz :cry

I'm such a leader and therefore a great person :cry
Frizzle is furiously masturbating to that blatant PR stunt :lol

[Robz4000]

WELP

[jeebus]

They should put Michael Sam in :lmao
Can't. He's too busy beating off in each of player's shampoo bottles.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Can't. He's too busy beating off in each of player's shampoo bottles.

This just made me realize he should be in the Old Spice commercials :lol

[Robz4000]

Enough with the holds, jesus

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

DA is actually doing a decent job as a game manager

[Robz4000]

Great punt

[Mal]

Safety coming

[Mal]

:lmao Tampa for starting McClown

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Derek Anderson making Cum look like a total joke

[Raven]

so i read the jets had two around 100yd rbs ... who knows what may have happen tbh...

[jeebus]

My nigga Romo with the goods

[Mal]

:lmao Romo.

[Robz4000]

:lmao WOW

[Spur-Addict]

He wasn't even under pressure, that was a clean pocket.

[01Snake]

Jurruh loving it.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Really Romo? Really?

[Chris]

Hopefully he will bench himself at half time; what a colossal faggot

[DesignatedT]

The one thing jerry was about to get right he gets talked out of..

http://sports.tamu.edu/cbs/football/img/manziel-heisman.jpg

[Robz4000]

There's the Kraep I know...

[spurraider21]

so i read the jets had two around 100yd rbs ... who knows what may have happen tbh...
ivory breaking off a 70+ yard TD skewed that a bit :lol

[2pac > Kobe]

I believe in romo garret and jerry, we got this

[Clipper Nation]

The one thing jerry was about to get right he gets talked out of..

http://sports.tamu.edu/cbs/football/img/manziel-heisman.jpg
:lol Yes, because Hoyer's backup is what the Cowboys need....

[jeebus]

:lol Yes, because Hoyer's backup is what the Cowboys need....
son with Michaela Sam and Inbred on the same team, he'd make so much fucking money and get so much publicity, which is all he really wants

[DesignatedT]

:lol Yes, because Hoyer's backup is what the Cowboys need....

Yeah, since a backup qb has never amounted to anything in the nfl before.... Just look at the other side of the field with Kaepernick.

Or we could just go down every nfl roster and see who was a backup at one point in their career..

[Robz4000]

Niners running a train on this Dallas D

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Romo has only thrown 1 incompletion. :downspin:

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Romo playing a bad game, it happens...

[jeebus]

28-3. time to move on from this buttfucking

[Raven]

3 int ...:lol

[Mal]

No defense, ginger coach, faggot, QB who is throwing int, after int. :lmao what a team

[spurraider21]

:rollin texas natives hyping up manziel

[Raven]

bucs showing off that improved offense :lol

[FkLA]

Should've bet alooot more on the 9ers smh

[TE]

I'm not surprised. At all... This is what has become of the shit show this abortion of a team is.

[Raven]

ivory breaking off a 70+ yard TD skewed that a bit :lol

you're just salty tbh :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LUKE K SAYS SIT DOWN

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Doug Martin sucks.

[spurraider21]

you're just salty tbh :lol
of course i am... the offseason is usually the best time for raider fan, with the false hope and such :lol

[ace3g]

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/865693692.gif?1410126906

[chunticakes]

Cowboys need Michael Sam to plug in some homes on defense tbh.

[Robz4000]

You gotta catch that Davis

[DMX7]

Cowboys need Michael Sam to plug in some homes on defense tbh.

You mean plug in some holes?

Call me cynical, but I think Jurruh picked up Sam so that he could generate some interest in the Cowboys outside of football when the team inevitably becomes otherwise irrelevant.

[01Snake]

Enough with the damn penalties!@!

[spurraider21]

:lmao mccown

[Robz4000]

That rookie RB is pretty good. Hopefully he can help keep Gore fresh.

[Robz4000]

The fuck was that?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

KELVIN BENJAMIN IS A FUCKING BOSS

ROTY hands down

[chunticakes]

You mean plug in some holes?

Call me cynical, but I think Jurruh picked up Sam so that he could generate some interest in the Cowboys outside of football when the team inevitably becomes otherwise irrelevant.

Yeah. Damn auto spell.

[Robz4000]

:monkey

[spurraider21]

QB controversy in Carolina?

[Clipper Nation]

KELVIN BENJAMIN IS A FUCKING BOSS

ROTY hands down
Derek Anderson > Cum Newton

[Raven]

:lolvie smith

[Robz4000]

Fuck Kraep, nearly two picks in a row there...

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol this is supposed to be the much improved sleeper Bucs team? Their offense is an abortion.

[Robz4000]

Dez Bryant done for the season, you heard it here first folks!

[Raven]

derek anderson is looking far better than cum

[Trainwreck2100]

Time for Romo to throw another pick

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Dick Breath Anderson taking Cum's job

[ace3g]

Cameron Cox @CamCox4
(https://twitter.com/CamCox4)RT “@AlbertBreer (https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/): Sources, #Texans (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans) Jadeveon Clowney injured his MCL against the Redskins. Could sideline him a while. More tests tomorrow.”

[Raven]

:monkey mccown

[spurraider21]

i dont think that's a TD

[Spur-Addict]

WTF is Carolina doing?

[hehateme]

Hyde lookin damn good. Glad I picked him up on the leagues

[Robz4000]

Hyde is gonna be huge this season tbh. Looked good in preseason and looks even better today, albeit against the damn Cowboys.

:lol missing a chip shot FG

[spurraider21]

that's why ur a DB and not a WR :lol

[Robz4000]

:lol what a shitty way to lose

[ace3g]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DvziMXDoepM

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw92Lk8CMAAb1lH.jpg:large

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DvziMXDoepM
:lol is this FkLA?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DvziMXDoepM

:lmao

[ace3g]

508756298805301248

[manufan10]

Welp, burn the tape and move on.

[manufan10]

508756298805301248

:lol

[jeebus]

508756298805301248
Ty with the goods :lol

[weebo]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw92Lk8CMAAb1lH.jpg:large

How the fuck did the guy in the back sneak in a box of frosted flakes? :lol

[Silver&Black]

:lol this is supposed to be the much improved sleeper Bucs team? Their offense is an abortion.

To quote the Bucs' first head coach the legendary John McKay:

Reporter: What do you think about your offense's execution?
McKay: I'm all for it.

:lol....Tampa
:lol....People thought they were "sleepers"
:lol....Luke McCown
:lol....Getting punk'd by Derek Anderson

[DMX7]

How the fuck did the guy in the back sneak in a box of frosted flakes? :lol

Am I dreaming or does that guy have a picture of milk being poured onto cereal on his t-shirt?

[AchillesHeel]

I'm going to kill someone tonight.... 0 - 23 in the 2nd half, are you fucking kidding me?

29/56, ewwww

[IronMexican]

:lol Dick Breath Anderson taking Cum's job

sup

[benefactor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiCagJhmQc

[ace3g]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiCagJhmQc

!!!! AWESOME !!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

sup

How's everything going? Tbh, imo, fwiw.

[jeebus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiCagJhmQc
Wowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sup jeebus, are da skeens now your team :lol

[jeebus]

Sup jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786), are da skeens now your team :lol
Yes. Skeens and Cowboys tbh. I did have the Texans but they looked too good :/ :lol

[resistanze]

How about running the ball.

[benefactor]

:lol Luck

[AchillesHeel]

beautiful pick

[Avante]

You guys are killing me.....WEEK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Houston in 2013 was 2-0 then 2-14.

Miami won three in a row before losing four in a row.

SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djohn2oo8]

Why do the Colts still have such a shitty Oline?

[AchillesHeel]

That Denver offense http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/banderas.pnghttp://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/banderas.png

[IronMexican]

How's everything going? Tbh, imo, fwiw.

So-so tbh. How about yourself?

[IronMexican]

I'm already going to pencil in Denver for the SB. I hate them, but I'm one of those Manning fanboys. I want them out, but I still want Manning to end with at least two rings.

[spurraider21]

:lol afc south

[djohn2oo8]

:lol afc south

Ryan Shitzmagic gonna hold us back

[Robz4000]

Prolly gonna be a Superbowl repeat tbh.

[FkLA]

GOAT Manning tbh

[jeebus]

Ryan Shitzmagic gonna hold us back
Hold your tongue, wench. He's gonna take you to the promised land

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So-so tbh. How about yourself?

I was having a pretty shitty fantasy day until Julius Thomas started playing :lol

[spurraider21]

Julius Thomas could will DoK back into his fantasy matchup :lol

my opponent in my other league has him, but i should be able to hold him off unless he repeats this in the 2nd half

[Robz4000]

Hold your tongue, wench. He's gonna take you to the promised land

>implying RGKnee and Cousins won't die/force a trade so Jesus McCoy starts and carries the Coonskins to a championship

Shame on you

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Julius Thomas could will DoK back into his fantasy matchup :lol

I think the yahoo projections are always fucked up, but I've gone from a 22% chance at winning to a 67% chance in one half :lol

[spurraider21]

I think the yahoo projections are always fucked up, but I've gone from a 22% chance at winning to a 67% chance in one half :lol
once the colts start scoring denver d will lose like half of its points... you just need Rivers to stall a few drives in the red zone :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Prolly gonna be a Superbowl repeat tbh.

Even bigger blowout than last year, tbh :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

once the colts start scoring denver d will lose like half of its points... you just need Rivers to stall a few drives in the red zone :lol

If only I started Maclin over Jackson I would have it in the bag :cry

[Robz4000]

Even bigger blowout than last year, tbh :lol

Fivehead won't even come out of the locker room after halftime.

[jeebus]

>implying RGKnee and Cousins won't die/force a trade so Jesus McCoy starts and carries the Coonskins to a championship

Shame on you
I said FitzLord would only take them to the promised land, not set up shop there and win everything :lol

Of course Knee and Cap'n Kirk will be out as QB for the Coonsquad and of course Jesus McChrist will get them the 'ship. That's a given.

[AchillesHeel]

:monkey:monkey

[rogues]

:lol Colts
:lol Same old shit, different year

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Redskins is so offensive, I like the name change of coonskins, tbh.

[spurraider21]

If Redskins is so offensive, I like the name change of coonskins, tbh.
there ya go. Denver D just lost 11 points :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

spurraider21, now I'm the 92% favorite :lol

This is an Avante-like kiss of death.

[spurraider21]

spurraider21 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31905), now I'm the 92% favorite :lol

This is an Avante-like kiss of death.
yahoo should hire BUMP to run their numbers full time

[Malik Hairston]

:lmao NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..

:lol Sup Malik?

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..
You'd better pray Goodell lets your Donks start chop-blocking and cheating the salary cap again like the good old days :downspin:

[Avante]

No doubt every team that won in week one is great all those who lost suck.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last season, week one winners went....9-7...in week two.

[spurraider21]

:lmao NFL..

Hopefully Seattle isn't permitted to cheat too much this time, though..
:lol still feel that burning sensation?

[AlexJones]

Just how fucking old is Vinatieri? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just get Julius another TD and at least 125 yards, then let Indy score :lol

[jeebus]

Just how fucking old is Vinatieri? :lol
Probably older than Testaverde

[spurraider21]

:monkey

[benefactor]

That ball wasn't catchable

[Holden_Caulfield]

richardson got benched already? :lmao

[jeebus]

richardson got benched already? :lmao
Quality SEC product.