AHAHAHAHAHAHA Apple

[jeebus]

:lmao Kimchisung

But that's unfair, the S5 is already 6 months old

http://blog.laptopmag.com/iphone-5s-vs-galaxy-s5

scroll down to performance. the Alpha 5S beats the shit out of the Samsuck S5 :lol

[anakha]

:lmao Kimchisung

But that's unfair, the S5 is already 6 months old

And the M8 is older than that and still kicks the S5's ass.

Touchwiz utter fail. Stock 4life. :lol

[lefty]

Look at all the jealous iPhail and vanilla gay android owners :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Look at all the jealous iPhail and vanilla gay android owners :lol

Why would I be jealous of cheap-ass Poorsung when I own nothing but top-of-the-line Alpha products? :downspin:

[Clipper Nation]

33 truthbombs on Android:

http://nothingbeatsapple.blogspot.com/

[jeebus]

http://feetinthepaint.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/peja073.jpg

oh lefty

[jeebus]

33 truthbombs on Android:

http://nothingbeatsapple.blogspot.com/
:lol jeffayresung, seeing that Alpha has a superior touch id, tries to make their own version but makes it so shitty, a cat can unlock it by licking the sensor

[Clipper Nation]

:lol The salty Poorsung customers in the comments section are hilarious....

:cry "When you buy Alpha, you're paying for a logo!!!" :cry

[lefty]

:lol it's working

[Venti Quattro]

oh lefty

http://threesecondviolation.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/kings.jpg

[anakha]

Look at all the jealous iPhail and vanilla gay android owners :lol
lefty and his S4 are the epitome of 'Android: Defend Your Purchase' mentality. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

lefty and his S4 are the epitome of 'Android: Defend Your Purchase' mentality. :lol

:lmao Samsung Galaxy S series

Lefty should know that Kimchisung brings out all the guns with the Note 4. But he's too scared to buy a man-purse tbh.

Terrorists don't want to spend too much b/c their credit card purchases might be traced by the CIA.

[lefty]

:lol

By the way, Vutton Quattro, did you see the new S-Pen features?

Pretty cool

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

By the way, Vutton Quattro, did you see the new S-Pen features?

Pretty cool
:lol Poorsung conning people yet again with more "new features"... if I wanted to use a pen, I'd get out a Bic ballpoint and some paper....

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Poorsung conning people yet again with more "new features"... if I wanted to use a pen, I'd get out a Bic ballpoint and some paper....

Like people con Apple with their "design". The only thing upgrading with Apple is what metal are they using for the phone enclosure. Maybe they'll use gold in the iPhone 8 and you're going to jizz yourself in gold too

[leemajors]

lefty and his S4 are the epitome of 'Android: Defend Your Purchase' mentality. :lol

he was the utter, complete opposite before too

[resistanze]

:lmao fighting on behalf of multi-billion dollar companies that see you as a number

lol

[lefty]

Like people con Apple with their "design". The only thing upgrading with Apple is what metal are they using for the phone enclosure. Maybe they'll use gold in the iPhone 8 and you're going to jizz yourself in gold too
:lol CN

[leemajors]

Like people con Apple with their "design". The only thing upgrading with Apple is what metal are they using for the phone enclosure. Maybe they'll use gold in the iPhone 8 and you're going to jizz yourself in gold too

Would also result in a new gold Note 6 or 7 tbh

[Clipper Nation]

Like people con Apple with their "design". The only thing upgrading with Apple is what metal are they using for the phone enclosure. Maybe they'll use gold in the iPhone 8 and you're going to jizz yourself in gold too
Hey, there's a reason why Poorsung stays ripping off Alpha's design patents, but you don't see Alpha coming out with a stylus :downspin:

[jeebus]

:lol OutOfIdeasung isn't even trying anymore


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/samsung-made-prettiest-phone-yet-151042664.html


:lmao looks like just an iphone 5
:lmao same screen size as the 6
:lmao stealing Alpha's name

hey cucksung users, if you wanna know what your phone will look like in two years, check out the iphone 6. and if you wanna know how fast the next weaksung phone will be, check out the iphone 4 :rollin

[koriwhat]

apple got the last laugh on me today... my old imac finally crapped out on me earlier today. sucks! it ran decent for many yrs but was still a waste of money. a waste of money but hindsight is 20/20, right?

[anakha]

http://i.imgur.com/58mzpxG.jpg

A Chinese telco offering to enlarge pant pockets. :lol

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/58mzpxG.jpg

A Chinese telco offering to enlarge pant pockets. :lol
:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Yosemite is out.... after a day of using it, I don't miss the ugliness or bloat of Mavericks one bit. Alpha has done it again :worthy:

lol Wind:lolws 1:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Who has the 6 plus? My dad is asking me if it's good since he'll be replacing his run-down iPhone 4

[ElNono]

Who has the 6 plus? My dad is asking me if it's good since he'll be replacing his run-down iPhone 4

too big, IMO... 6 is big enough... but he should check them out in an Apple store.

Since the 5s, the improvement in speed is quite noticeable, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

too big, IMO... 6 is big enough... but he should check them out in an Apple store.

Since the 5s, the improvement in speed is quite noticeable, tbh

Okay, thanks. I'll go tell him to drive down to the Apple store to check it out. Although I reckon he's still gonna end up buying the 6 Plus since he's gonna love how big the text will be in the 6 Plus

[lefty]

Who has the 6 plus? My dad is asking me if it's good since he'll be replacing his run-down iPhone 4

True story :

Went to bar the other day, put my S4 on the counter

That bartender asked me : " omg you got the new iPhone ???? "
http://www.memeface.com/happy-girl.png


Me: " no its a Samsung; I hate Apple "

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120826123355/vssaxtonhale/images/c/c2/Troll-face.png


Her: " oh okay " (looked disappointed)


Me :



http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/239/d/f/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png

[jeebus]

True story :

Went to bar the other day, put my S4 on the counter

That bartender asked me : " omg you got the new iPhone ???? "
http://www.memeface.com/happy-girl.png


Me: " no its a Samsung; I hate Apple "

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120826123355/vssaxtonhale/images/c/c2/Troll-face.png


Her: " oh okay " (looked disappointed)


Me :



http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/239/d/f/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png
lefty, with the Belinelli goods

[anakha]

In news that suprises absolutely no one, Samsung's new Knox security software has been shown to be a big pile of shit (http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/10/23/after-gaining-us-government-approval-samsung-knox-security-for-android-found-to-be-completely-compromised).

[leemajors]

In news that suprises absolutely no one, Samsung's new Knox security software has been shown to be a big pile of shit (http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/10/23/after-gaining-us-government-approval-samsung-knox-security-for-android-found-to-be-completely-compromised).

LOL after being approved by US GOVT?

[lefty]

Lol knox

Shit is frozen on my S4 haha

[jeebus]

only peasants use 3rdworldcountrysung. I'm switching to alpha today
:tu

[anakha]

Neither a LOL Apple nor a LOL Google, but a LOL nonetheless:

New mobile payment system being set up as an alternative to ApplePay and Google Wallet (http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/25/7069863/retailers-are-disabling-nfc-readers-to-shut-out-apple-pay)


Meanwhile, not a single bank backs CurrentC. That's because the system is designed to cut out the middleman — and credit card processing fees. The app, when it launches next year, won't replace your plastic credit card. Instead, it will withdraw directly from your checking account when you pay at the cash register with a QR code displayed on your Android or iOS device.

This will surely end well. :lol

[ElNono]

They're also disabling NFC comm to prevent accepting Apple Pay or Google Wallet. What a bunch of bullshit. There should be some consumer protection laws against that.

[anakha]

So Google, what have people's reactions been to Android wear so far? What uses are they getting out of it?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/611dce5aca3d1e1192bc9c70f7412a15/tumblr_ndtqewa4o01qhzw8jo1_1280.png

[anakha]

Oh, here's some good fanboy fuel:

iPhone outselling the Note 4 - in Korea (http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/10/27/koreans-snap-up-new-iphones-in-presales/)

[lefty]

Oh, here's some good fanboy fuel:

iPhone outselling the Note 4 - in Korea (http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/10/27/koreans-snap-up-new-iphones-in-presales/)

Jeebus doing some Nazi undercover propaganda in Korea

[jeebus]

Jeebus doing some Nazi undercover propaganda in Korea
While I was over there, I saw Alpha was giving away Sarah Kerrigan body pillows for every iPhone sold. Peasantsung, across the street, shut their doors for the day so their employees could go buy some Alphas. The People were casting off their inferior S5 and Note 4s into the ditch, as if the phones were ######s carrying the ebolaids virus. Dozens of trucks, carrying every one of the brand new Galaxy Edge, were suicide driven into the DMZ, where the North Koreans blew it up and spat on the plebeian design.

tbh.
lefty, get in here and defend your honor

[leemajors]

While I was over there, I saw Alpha was giving away Sarah Kerrigan body pillows for every iPhone sold. Peasantsung, across the street, shut their doors for the day so their employees could go buy some Alphas. The People were casting off their inferior S5 and Note 4s into the ditch, as if the phones were ######s carrying the ebolaids virus. Dozens of trucks, carrying every one of the brand new Galaxy Edge, were suicide driven into the DMZ, where the North Koreans blew it up and spat on the plebeian design.

tbh.
lefty, get in here and defend your honor

Planning his defection to Windows Phone tbh

[jeebus]

Planning his defection to Windows Phone tbh
I'll have to double check my figures but I don't think Windows has issue with stock availability on their phones. lefty is in luck.

[Venti Quattro]

http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-ceo-tim-cook-just-came-out-as-gay-2014-10

lefty get in here!!!

:lol Gaypple :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-ceo-tim-cook-just-came-out-as-gay-2014-10

lefty get in here!!!

:lol Gaypple :lmao :lmao
Not surprised tbh

jeebus
ElNono
Clipper Nation

Get out of your closets phaggots

[Venti Quattro]

Not surprised tbh

jeebus
ElNono
Clipper Nation

Get out of your closets phaggots

In before :cry Samsung is still gayer than Tim Cook :cry :lmao :rollin

:lol Fagpple :lol

[Venti Quattro]

My brother in Allah lefty, this is Bendgate 2.0 :lmao :rollin

[lefty]

, this is Bendgate 2.0 :lmao :rollin
:lmao

So jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8054) Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500),

Do you worshhip Apple because you worship cocks? Do you, do you?

Do you secretly meet in Apple Store so you can touch each other?


Did you get a hard on when that Apple store employee and Captain America were face to face? did you fap in the theater? did you get the Blu Ray? Did you ?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ln6BQiqvuEw/hqdefault.jpg

[ElNono]

:lol fruity, tbh...

[resistanze]

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/4f0ca6b7eab8ea8e2a000001-480/aaron-rodgers-ipad.jpg

[lefty]

:lol Rodgers

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.samsung.com/uk/consumer/mobile-devices/galaxy-note/accessories/EF-HN900BLEGWW

:lol Man purse
:lol Poorsung
:lol Gayer than a Rodgers, Kirby, and Michael Sam threesome

[ElNono]

:lol Pursesung

[lefty]

:lol Tim Cock

[jeebus]

:lol Tim Cock
:lol Alpha = gay ceo, straight consumers
:lol peasantsung = supposedly straight ceo, flaming consumers

[anakha]

Samsung sales are going down (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/samsungs-mobile-profit-sinks-74-percent-26558619) the shitter (http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/30/7130867/samsung-will-fundamentally-reform-its-smartphones-after-dire-earnings).


Samsung's third-quarter results were just as bad as the company warned, as tougher competition caused profits to tumble 74 percent year-over-year in its mobile business.

http://i.imgur.com/Azi23yz.png

Venti, lefty, prepare your anus! :lol

[lefty]

Non issue for Samsung they are the GOAT

And It's just shows that there are more gay people than we thought, for some reason they all buy iCock phones

[jeebus]

Samsung sales are going down (http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/samsungs-mobile-profit-sinks-74-percent-26558619) the shitter (http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/30/7130867/samsung-will-fundamentally-reform-its-smartphones-after-dire-earnings).



http://i.imgur.com/Azi23yz.png

Venti (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094), lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), prepare your anus! :lol


:lmao getting your ass handed to you by a gay guy
:lmao poorsung's entire corporate division to come out as gay to try and play catch up
:lmao turning into the zune

[lefty]

:lmao

So jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786) ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8054) Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500),

Do you worshhip Apple because you worship cocks? Do you, do you?

Do you secretly meet in Apple Store so you can touch each other?


Did you get a hard on when that Apple store employee and Captain America were face to face? did you fap in the theater? did you get the Blu Ray? Did you ?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ln6BQiqvuEw/hqdefault.jpg

Why are you dodging the questions, phaggots ? :lmao

Truth hurting your anus more than Tim Cock's cock? :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lol The new Bendgate
:lol Tim Cock bending Gaysung over, no lube
:lol Those faggy-ass Galaxy manpurses couldn't stop sales from declining

[lefty]

:lol fapping to Steve Job's dead body

:lol watching videos (on iTunes of course, because you have no choice) of Tim Cock and Steve BlowJob having phaggot sex

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Steve Jobs' dead body could probably still sell more Galaxy phones than Poorsung

[lefty]

:lol Steve Jobs' dead body could probably still sell more Galaxy phones than Poorsung

He was a great salesman I won't deny that

[Reck]

This feels like 1 vs all.

Poor Lefty. :cry

[lefty]

This feels like 1 vs all.

Poor Lefty. :cry

:lol

[anakha]

lefty knows I just like giving him shit because he's pro-Touchwiz and I'm vehemently against it.

:bobo

[jeebus]

This feels like 1 vs all.

Poor Lefty. :cry
he's already got an iphone 6+ and changed his personal facebook profile pic to Cook(yes, I found his page). he's just gotta maintain his proud terrorist image on here, and I respect him for that. how can he lead ISIS if that sort of info is leaked out?

[lefty]

he's already got an iphone 6+ and changed his personal facebook profile pic to Cook(yes, I found his page). he's just gotta maintain his proud terrorist image on here, and I respect him for that. how can he lead ISIS if that sort of info is leaked out?

You created an ISIS page?
But why?

[jeebus]

You created an ISIS page?
But why?
because I believe in lefty.

[ElNono]

:lol Steve Jobs' dead body could probably still sell more Galaxy phones than Poorsung

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

http://store.apple.com/au/product/HD524ZM/A/michael-michael-kors-saffiano-sleeve-for-macbook-pro?fnode=50

:lol Michael Kors

:lmao man-bag

http://pursecase.com/products/pursecase-black-iphone-5-5s-5c

:lmao iPurse

[ElNono]

Samsung again appears to defend its phone design choices

The Korean tech company outlines why the Samsung Galaxy Alpha looks the way it does, despite the device's similarities to Apple's iPhone.

http://www.cnet.com/news/samsung-again-appears-to-defend-its-phone-design-choices/

:lmao having to explain why you're not copying Alpha before a phone release

[ElNono]

http://store.apple.com/au/product/HD524ZM/A/michael-michael-kors-saffiano-sleeve-for-macbook-pro?fnode=50

:lol Michael Kors

:lmao man-bag

Whoa, thanks for the link... might have to pick one of these up.




:lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

But wait what are good cases for the 6 plus? Pops is asking me. I told him to just search on Amazon but he can't find anything that he thinks is suitable

[jeebus]

http://store.apple.com/au/product/HD524ZM/A/michael-michael-kors-saffiano-sleeve-for-macbook-pro?fnode=50

:lol Michael Kors

:lmao man-bag


:tu solid link bruh. I've been looking for a quality case to protect my alpha investment. Venti with the :lobt: goods.

:bobo

[Venti Quattro]

:tu solid link bruh. I've been looking for a quality case to protect my alpha investment. Venti with the :lobt: goods.

:bobo

This one if you want to look like Jack Bauer :lol :lol

http://store.apple.com/au/product/HD235ZM/A/brenthaven-15-collins-sleeve-plus?fnode=50

[jeebus]

This one if you want to look like Jack Bauer :lol :lol

http://store.apple.com/au/product/HD235ZM/A/brenthaven-15-collins-sleeve-plus?fnode=50
does it come in the size for the more compact, yet still magnificently powerful 13 inch macbook pro with retina?

[ElNono]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

But wait what are good cases for the 6 plus? Pops is asking me. I told him to just search on Amazon but he can't find anything that he thinks is suitable

There's a bunch of places with lists...

http://heavy.com/tech/2014/10/top-best-iphone-6-plus-cases-sleeves-waterproof-wallet/

Personally, while I don't use a case on my 5s, I really like the simple, snap-on clear cases like the SwitchEasy Nude. Although it appears they don't have a plus size yet.

The Spigen Capsule Case seems similar but a bit bulkier:

http://www.spigen.com/iphone-6-plus-case-capsule.html

[Venti Quattro]

The Spigen Capsule Case seems similar but a bit bulkier:

http://www.spigen.com/iphone-6-plus-case-capsule.html

I'll recommend this Spigen capsule to him. He can protect his phone and he can show it off to his friends since it's transparent :lol

And then I'll ask him to also buy a screen protector and he'll be set for the next year.

[resistanze]

this is Bendgate 2.0 :lmao :rollin

:lmao Post of the thread imo

[ElNono]

I'll recommend this Spigen capsule to him. He can protect his phone and he can show it off to his friends since it's transparent :lol

And then I'll ask him to also buy a screen protector and he'll be set for the next year.

is he too careless? Gorilla glass is pretty sturdy, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

is he too careless? Gorilla glass is pretty sturdy, tbh

He kinda hates fingerprints on his gadgets so I'll give him a matte screen protector for Christmas. I'm a good son like that

[anakha]

He kinda hates fingerprints on his gadgets so I'll give him a matte screen protector for Christmas. I'm a good son like that

Matte makes screens look like shit. Not a worthy tradeoff IMO.

[Venti Quattro]

Matte makes screens look like shit. Not a worthy tradeoff IMO.

Viewing angles aren't gonna matter to him if his screen is smudged with fingerprints. We in the family are team matte, whether it's an iOS or Android portable device. I would never use gloss either

[anakha]

There are non-matte screen protectors that are anti-fingerprint as well.

This is what I use over here:

SD5SdNfh9s0

[Venti Quattro]

There are non-matte screen protectors that are anti-fingerprint as well.

This is what I use over here:

SD5SdNfh9s0
Screeguard-Klia sounds like an obnoxious street name :lmao

[ElNono]

There are non-matte screen protectors that are anti-fingerprint as well.

This is what I use over here:

SD5SdNfh9s0

who came up with "anti-dazzling" and thought it was a good marketing idea? :lol

[leemajors]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

But wait what are good cases for the 6 plus? Pops is asking me. I told him to just search on Amazon but he can't find anything that he thinks is suitable

Dodocase is nice with the book binding, I could PM you a 50% off code if you're interested. I have one for my retina Mini and love it.

edit: nm they don't have good 6/plus ones yet

[anakha]

who came up with "anti-dazzling" and thought it was a good marketing idea? :lol

When English isn't your first language, shit will not translate well. :lol

[leemajors]

Reznor on his new role at Apple:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/31/7139201/trent-reznor-talks-new-role-at-apple

[Venti Quattro]

Reznor on his new role at Apple:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/10/31/7139201/trent-reznor-talks-new-role-at-apple

Gonna market the Nine Inch iPad

[leemajors]

Gonna market the Nine Inch iPad

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

leemajors ElNono jeebus just got the iPad Air 2 today (well actually over the weekend but who cares), recommend any good cases?

Just got the 128gb wi-fi version only because it'd be ridiculous to have two devices on contract

[leemajors]

leemajors ElNono jeebus just got the iPad Air 2 today (well actually over the weekend but who cares), recommend any good cases?

Just got the 128gb wi-fi version only because it'd be ridiculous to have two devices on contract

Got one of these on my Retina Mini, lemme know if you'd like a code for 50% off:

http://www.dodocase.com/products/ipad-air-2-classic-black-cases

[ElNono]

I've no idea Venti... sorry... I still have the iPad 3rd gen, and use a case I bought at Best Buy eons ago...

You should probably look around at Best Buy, Staples, etc... see what's out there.

[leemajors]

Also a fan of switcheasy's Canvas ipad cases

[anakha]

http://www.androidpolice.com/2014/11/11/nexus-9-vs-ipad-air-2-a-mostly-subjective-comparison/

Anandtech review is still pending, but still:

lol HTC
lol Google

[ElNono]

leemajors ElNono jeebus just got the iPad Air 2 today (well actually over the weekend but who cares), recommend any good cases?

Just got the 128gb wi-fi version only because it'd be ridiculous to have two devices on contract

How's the anti-reflective coating, tbh? I'm due for an upgrade and that sounds enticing enough if it works...

[jeebus]

(but who cares)
I care. :cry


tbh I don't have an ipad. I almost got one a couple weeks ago but decided to not be a peasant and got a new macbook pro instead. Shit is so cash and weighs like 50 lbs lighter than my '09 MBP.

[Venti Quattro]

tbh I don't have an ipad. I almost got one a couple weeks ago but decided to not be a peasant and got a new macbook pro instead. Shit is so cash and weighs like 50 lbs lighter than my '09 MBP.

I got the trashcan tbh and custom maxed out the specs. Shit it cost me a lot of money but it's all good

[Venti Quattro]

How's the anti-reflective coating, tbh? I'm due for an upgrade and that sounds enticing enough if it works...

I haven't tried using it in direct sunlight

[lefty]

:lol Apple

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2Pn1k2IIAARqgP.png:large

[ElNono]

:lol have a free youtube trailer with your cheap plastic
:lol too cheap to offer an entire movie
:lol poorsung

[lefty]

:lol have a free youtube trailer with your cheap plastic
:lol too cheap to offer an entire movie
:lol poorsung
#1 is wrong it's metal
#2 since when does Apple offer stuff
#3 :lol Tim Cock

[ElNono]

:lol "here, have a free demo instagram account"
:lol offering free shit after Tim Cock gave away the entire, full U2 album
:lol copysung
:lol poorsung

[ElNono]

I mean, a youtube movie trailer :lmao

[lefty]

Whatever

:lol there is nothing worse than Tim Cock
:lol U2
:lol Marvel Studios making more $ in a couple of years than U2 in 20 years

[ElNono]

Whatever

:cry

:lol

[lefty]

:cry

[ElNono]

sooooo... how's the trailer, tbh?

[lefty]

sooooo... how's the trailer, tbh?
Pretty good tbh

[leemajors]

:lol poorsung marketing

:lol junior varsity

[lefty]

:lol u mad because they are associated wih the most anticipated blockbuster movie
:lol U2
:lol washed up soft Euros
:lol desperation

[leemajors]

:lol u mad because they are associated wih the most anticipated blockbuster movie
:lol U2
:lol washed up soft Euros
:lol desperation

won't the note 5 be out by the time avengers comes out?

:lol piggybacking

[leemajors]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/12/7210697/samsung-has-built-its-own-version-of-apples-continuity-called-flow

:lol

[anakha]

SEkaxi7pqlk

[leemajors]

:lol u mad because they are associated wih the most anticipated blockbuster movie
:lol U2
:lol washed up soft Euros
:lol desperation

:cry HTC Iron Man vs. the Samsung Avengers

[lefty]

:cry HTC Iron Man vs. the Samsung Avengers
interesting since other Avengers seem to want a piece of Stark for booting up Ultron :lol

[jeebus]

:lol u mad because they are associated wih the most anticipated blockbuster movie

:lol the microsoft surface of smart phones
:lol begging and paying people to use their garbage
:lol pretend to use it in front of the camera then go back to using Alpha
:lol Clay Aiken is running Alpha and it's still shitting all over paupersung

[lefty]

:lol holy shit Clay Aken
:lol I thought he dieded

[jeebus]

:lol holy shit Clay Aken
:lol I thought he dieded
:lol no
:lol he changed his name to tim cook
:lol i'll try to find a recent picture of hime
:lol here

:lol http://media2.newsobserver.com/smedia/2014/02/04/19/31/Z0oKb.AuSt.156.jpeg

[anakha]

You sure that's not a photoshop? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

How is reachability in the 6 plus? Pops says it's okay but I refuse to use any phone beyond 5" with one hand.

[lefty]

How is reachability in the 6 plus? Pops says it's okay but I refuse to use any phone beyond 5" with one hand.
But does it fit in a purse

[ElNono]

How is reachability in the 6 plus? Pops says it's okay but I refuse to use any phone beyond 5" with one hand.

I heard it's horrible... but it probably largely depends on your hand size

[Venti Quattro]

I heard it's horrible... but it probably largely depends on your hand size

Well I agree. Tech reviewers like mkbhd and soldierknowsbest have no problems cos they have huge ass hands and they can implement reachability easily (trying my best not to pull thee race card here :lol) while other tech reviewers are having problems with double-tapping the home button since they're having a trouble reaching it with one hand. The bezels of the 6 plus are huge on all sides and maybe Apple could have done more to trim it.

Also, the camera is a pet peeve of mine. Why would they make such a thin-ass device if they will just leave the camera protruded like that...

[ElNono]

Well I agree. Tech reviewers like mkbhd and soldierknowsbest have no problems cos they have huge ass hands and they can implement reachability easily (trying my best not to pull thee race card here :lol) while other tech reviewers are having problems with double-tapping the home button since they're having a trouble reaching it with one hand. The bezels of the 6 plus are huge on all sides and maybe Apple could have done more to trim it.

Also, the camera is a pet peeve of mine. Why would they make such a thin-ass device if they will just leave the camera protruded like that...

The 6 is not bad... I checked out the 6+ at an Apple store, and thought it was way too much...

[leemajors]

Well I agree. Tech reviewers like mkbhd and soldierknowsbest have no problems cos they have huge ass hands and they can implement reachability easily (trying my best not to pull thee race card here :lol) while other tech reviewers are having problems with double-tapping the home button since they're having a trouble reaching it with one hand. The bezels of the 6 plus are huge on all sides and maybe Apple could have done more to trim it.

Also, the camera is a pet peeve of mine. Why would they make such a thin-ass device if they will just leave the camera protruded like that...

I always use cases

[lefty]

Venti Quattro

http://www.phonearena.com/news/You-have-spoken-The-Note-4-wipes-the-floor-with-the-iPhone-6-Plus_id63266

[leemajors]

wtf is phonearena?

[Venti Quattro]

Venti Quattro

http://www.phonearena.com/news/You-have-spoken-The-Note-4-wipes-the-floor-with-the-iPhone-6-Plus_id63266
Says every tech reviewer, lefty. Says every tech reviewer.

[jeebus]

Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094)

http://www.phonearena.com/news/You-have-spoken-The-Note-4-wipes-the-floor-with-the-iPhone-6-Plus_id63266
:lmao those poll questions. "what do you like better? which one looks better?" was this poll written by a 14 year old girl named Tiffany and given to her friends?

lefty, begging Fagpple to quit depositing their semen into Kimchisung. :lol

[lefty]

Says every tech reviewer, lefty. (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20689) Says every tech reviewer.


:lmao those poll questions. "what do you like better? which one looks better?" was this poll written by a 14 year old girl named Tiffany and given to her friends?

lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), begging Fagpple to quit depositing their semen into Kimchisung. :lol
:bobo

[jeebus]

:bobo

http://i.imgur.com/0PjZz9t.gif

[scanry]

Samsung sold 40% fewer S5's than they had envisioned.

[anakha]

Samsung sold 40% fewer S5's than they had envisioned.

For lefty, that only means he has a better shot at getting an S5 for cheap. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Samsung sold 40% fewer S5's than they had envisioned.

:lmao Poorsung
:lmao People are on to their scam
:lmao Nobody buying their cheap lumps of plastic anymore
:lmao lefty Venti Quattro get in here and :downspin: this shit!

[scanry]

WSJ: Galaxy S5 sales 40 percent below Samsung’s expectations
Sold 12 million S5s in the time it took to sell 16 million Galaxy S4s.

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/11/wsj-galaxy-s5-sales-40-percent-below-samsungs-expectations/

Turns Out The Samsung Galaxy S5 Tanked Outside The U.S.
The sales flop could get mobile chief J.K. Shin fired.

http://readwrite.com/2014/11/24/samsung-galaxy-s5-sales-flop-shin-ouster?utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ReadWrite

[scanry]

In Asia & Europe, Samsung S5's price drops by 35% and yet see no increase in sales.

[lefty]

Yes!

Superior to the iPhone and cheaper :lol

:lol people sleeping in front of the Apple Store and paying more for sn inferior phone

:lol not owning but renting it, since they can't do shit with that limited OS

[ElNono]

lol lack of gay CEO hurting poorsung sales

[mavsfan1000]

Apple owns all.

[lefty]

lol lack of gay CEO hurting poorsung sales

Brilliant marketing by Apple

[scanry]

In all honesty Samsung will go the Sony way. They gonna have to stick to their niche market tbh. They're stolen all they could with the Galaxy phones. Might as well consolidate and sell the damn business to some sucker.

Why not go into gaming console business tbh? They can outspend and outlast both Sony & Microsoft tbh. The Chinese have killed Samsung's Phone & TV business and it's only going to get worse.

I thought of buying a Samsung ultrabook this year after they cut the prices by 70%. Did a little google search and came to know that Samsung no longer makes Laptops. I'll just hang onto my macbook and upgrade to a mackbook air/pro retina next year. Been using Alpha macbook for over 4 years and haven't had a problem since.

[scanry]

Brilliant marketing by Apple

Samsung still outspends them 2:1 though. It's clever marketing tbh. Last i heard, Samsung is not renewing with FIFA after next year.

[jeebus]

In Asia & Europe, Samsung S5's price drops by 35% and yet see no increase in sales.
:cry b-b-but in the link lefty posted, Bankruptsung won the cutest phone poll! :cry

[lefty]

:cry b-b-but in the link lefty posted, Bankruptsung won the cutest phone poll! :cry
:cry GOAT poll tbh

[anakha]

http://www.cultofandroid.com/70538/samsung-fires-three-execs-galaxy-s5-failure/

:lol 60% of targets
:lol failsung

All Hail Cook. Praise be to Sundar and Duarte.

[lefty]

Well a lot gay people buy Apple because they admire Tim Cock tbh :lol

[Venti Quattro]

The S5 is a really good phone. I've used it and it's a nice phone. However, Samcuck made two missteps:

1. Build quality
2. Marketing

...two things Apple is so good at. They've made great improvements with build quality but marketing is still a wash at this point.

[lefty]

The S5 is a really good phone. I've used it and it's a nice phone. However, Samcuck made two missteps:

1. Build quality
2. Marketing

...two things Apple is so good at. They've made great improvements with build quality but marketing is still a wash at this point.
The S5 doesn't have good build quality?

[Venti Quattro]

The S5 doesn't have good build quality?

Chromed plastic in 2014 is weak stuff

[Venti Quattro]

The S5 doesn't have good build quality?

Oh, and...

:lmao :lmao :lmao Band-aid back cover

[lefty]

Chromed plastic in 2014 is weak stuff
Tell that to iPhone or HTC owners who dropped their phones and were left with a perma-dent :lol

Or can't replace a damaged back cover :lol

Or have to deal with super hot phones because, you know, metal :lol

Not to mention the Samsung doesn't bend :lol

And it's waterproof

[jeebus]

Tell that to iPhone or HTC owners who dropped their phones and were left with a perma-dent :lol

:lol never had this happen or any of dozens of iphone owners I know. :lol did see 3 people at school this past year who own poorsungs this year drop their phones about 3 feet and have them go black, never to turn back on :lmao then they get free replacements because no one is buying their shit product so they're giving them away :lol


Or can't replace a damaged back cover :lol
:lol it takes two screws to remove a back cover, if one had ever been damaged in the history of iphones :lmao which is hasn't :lol


Or have to deal with super hot phones because, you know, metal :lol
:lmao:lmao:lmao I haven't felt a hot phone in about 6 years :lmao:lmao:lmao


Not to mention the Samsung doesn't bend :lol
:lol doesn't stop the iphone from selling in record numbers while cucksung sees its profits falling off a cliff


And it's waterproof

:lmao kimchisung having to waterproof their phones so when their customers try to illegally cross the rio grande, they don't cut out. :lmao or when their straw roof collapses in the rain, the raindrops don't ruin the phone. :rollin

[lefty]

Your arguments are weak imo

I can not accept them

[ElNono]

tbh, the truth is a lot simpler: poorsung users can't afford to upgrade their plastic phones every year... they need to stretch the upgrade cycle to 5-10 years or start accepting Medicare/Medicaid... :lol

[scanry]

Checked out the alpha 6 in silver and white. My nexus 5 looks pretty beta next to it tbh. Thought I'll wait for the 7, but I might just trade the N5 for the 6.

[lefty]

Well tbh the N5 is shit

[jeebus]

Well tbh the N5 is shit
tbh your feeble mind and plebeian eyes aren't used to superior products, even if it is a beta product like the N5. LG > Samcuck

[lefty]

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Lefty being Lefty...I have never had an Apple heat up but I did have 3 HTC One Xs fry themselves. That was pretty gnarly at the time. Just heated up and killed the phone...

[Venti Quattro]

Lefty being Lefty...I have never had an Apple heat up but I did have 3 HTC One Xs fry themselves. That was pretty gnarly at the time. Just heated up and killed the phone...

HTC is shittier than shit. Can't believe people are falling to their HTC Sense and :cry we'll make a curved metal phone :cry trap

[lefty]

Lefty being Lefty...I have never had an Apple heat up but I did have 3 HTC One Xs fry themselves. That was pretty gnarly at the time. Just heated up and killed the phone...

Lies tbh

I had an HTC and no heating issue, unlike Fapple

[Venti Quattro]

Cockpple also heats up with intensive LTE use

[scanry]

Well tbh the N5 is shit

Initially had the Gal S4 but sold the device in less than a month.

[jeebus]

Cockpple also heats up with intensive LTE use
:lol Nice try cumbox. My Fagpple stays so cool that it doubles as an air conditioner during the summer.

[Clipper Nation]

Not to mention the Samsung doesn't bend :lol

False, Poorsung's been bending over for Alpha for years now.

[lefty]

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Tell that to iPhone or HTC owners who dropped their phones and were left with a perma-dent :lol

Or can't replace a damaged back cover :lol

Or have to deal with super hot phones because, you know, metal :lol

Not to mention the Samsung doesn't bend :lol

And it's waterproof

Excuse me, I'm sorry too busy enjoying the feel of metal in my hands

[lefty]

Excuse me, I'm sorry too busy enjoying the feel of metal in my hands lol metal purse

[scanry]

Excuse me, I'm sorry too busy enjoying the feel of metal in my hands

Venti, my transsexual friend, the alpha comes in a LV purse. Credit cards, coupons, sh!t and all.

http://www.utacase.com/images/large/i6/louis_vuitton_i6505_04_lrg.jpg

[lefty]

:lol Vutton Quattro

[Venti Quattro]

lol metal purse

I've gone to the dark side.

:lmao chromed Plastic

:tu :tu to Samsung for their metal design Samsung Galaxy Note 4. Performance and design. :tu


Venti, my transsexual friend, the alpha comes in a LV purse. Credit cards, coupons, sh!t and all.

http://www.utacase.com/images/large/i6/louis_vuitton_i6505_04_lrg.jpg

What kind of a faggot would do this shit? Oh, a faggot who would lose his phone, money and credit cards. :lmao :lmao

Probably add a car key slot there as well so he can lose his car keys? :rollin

[TDMVPDPOY]

Just got one...but it's going to vn...

[resistanze]

:lol Vutton Quattro

:lol

[jeebus]

:lmao Samcuck trying to kill off it's workers involuntarily while Alpha gives that choice to it's own workforce



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/01/samsung-semiconductor-children_n_6200380.html

[lefty]

Sammy being Alpha tbh


There are always more workers

[Clipper Nation]

Sammy being Alpha tbh


There are always more workers

With that attitude, it's no wonder Cucksung's products are so shitty :lol

[scanry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCln9_mgZJo


:lmao Samshit so fucking slow they had to speed up the video
:lmao 8 quad core processors and 300 gb of ram and still about the speed of 28.8k dial up connection
:lmao my flip phone from 2004 is faster than that piece of shit
:lmao even lefty's terrorist allies use Alpha ipads to aim their mortars at the jewish samshit users
:lmao ":cry our screens were bigger in 2012! ask us what apple will do in 2 years! don't look at our shitty specs though! :cry"
:lmao in 2 years, samshit will be out of phone business

Jeebus was right.

[lefty]

Dont worry they got this


Hail Kimchisung

[jeebus]

Dont worry they got this


Hail Kimchisung

Truth.


Here's the latest nuke from SuperiorSung


http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/samsung-gear-vr-first-impressions-virtual-reality-vr-is-finally-plug-and-play/



























































































































































































































































:lol






























OH WAIT

https://www.google.com/get/cardboard/

[lefty]

Non issue

[jeebus]

Non issue

http://i.imgur.com/nbUNRxH.gif

[lefty]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4lScYwIAAAPZ3Q.png:large

[Venti Quattro]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4lScYwIAAAPZ3Q.png:large

:lmao it's like jeebus went into YouTube and terrorized the comments section

[jeebus]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4lScYwIAAAPZ3Q.png:large
:cry my nigga lefty, giving it 11 thumbs up from his 11 different accounts :cry

[scanry]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4lScYwIAAAPZ3Q.png:large

Why are you quoting Jeebus's youtube account? :lol

[jeebus]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/really-samsungs-phone-next-going-182741447.html


:cry

:lol

[ElNono]

http://9to5mac.com/2014/12/16/huawei-honors-apple-6-plus/

crofl, chinese have no shame, tbh

[jeebus]

Still a better device than anything Shitsung has put out

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4lScYwIAAAPZ3Q.png:large
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n9xtvJ9K1qi4uu3.gif

[jeebus]

http://www.macrumors.com/2014/12/23/tim-cook-ceo-of-the-year-cnn/


:lol lefty
:lol the US worshipping faggots
:lol for some reason didn't give it to the CEO of samcuck
:lol oh yeah, that's because they're swirling the toilet in the smartphone market
:lol S5 belongs in the obsolete tech thread
:lol Tim Cock shoving his throbbing, gay member inside non iphone users

[lefty]

Well they didn't want to upset the gay community

[leemajors]

http://www.macrumors.com/2014/12/23/tim-cook-ceo-of-the-year-cnn/


:lol lefty
:lol the US worshipping faggots
:lol for some reason didn't give it to the CEO of samcuck
:lol oh yeah, that's because they're swirling the toilet in the smartphone market
:lol S5 belongs in the obsolete tech thread
:lol Tim Cock shoving his throbbing, gay member inside non iphone users

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/12/samsungs-flagship-london-store-closes-after-less-than-a-year/


:cry

[jeebus]

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/12/samsungs-flagship-london-store-closes-after-less-than-a-year/


:cry
lefty, get back in here! run!

[lefty]

well those British are soft Euro fags tbh

[anakha]

http://www.androidauthority.com/samsung-discontinue-galaxy-alpha-576930/?fb_ref=Default&fb_source=message

crofl failsung

[lefty]

:lol pwned

http://www.androidauthority.com/samsung-beats-apple-consumer-satisfaction-2014-577246/

[leemajors]

:lol pwned

http://www.androidauthority.com/samsung-beats-apple-consumer-satisfaction-2014-577246/

too bad 51% of all phones activated worldwide in Dec were iPhones :cry

[lefty]

too bad 51% of all phones activated worldwide in Dec were iPhones :cry
Well it will be less in 2015 tbh :lol

[jeebus]

:lol pwned

http://www.androidauthority.com/samsung-beats-apple-consumer-satisfaction-2014-577246/

:lol trusting a survey from a university that throws 99% of its money at the football program
:lol cucksung barely hanging on because fatasses sit on their phone and bend it
:lol being satisfied with all the bloatware that comes with their shitty phone
:lol http://i.imgur.com/Wi0occg.jpg
:lol failsung isn't fooling anyone

[lefty]

:lol trusting a survey from a university that throws 99% of its money at the football program
:lol cucksung barely hanging on because fatasses sit on their phone and bend it
:lol being satisfied with all the bloatware that comes with their shitty phone
:lol http://i.imgur.com/Wi0occg.jpg
:lol failsung isn't fooling anyone
WE WILL SEE

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/bRfevaQ.png




http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mjl.gif

[lefty]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mjl.gif

[jeebus]

:lol

[resistanze]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/31/7474947/apple-sued-over-16gb-iphone-ipad-storage

Round 3: FIGHT!

[leemajors]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/31/7474947/apple-sued-over-16gb-iphone-ipad-storage

Round 3: FIGHT!

Bet it gets tossed like the ipod one in 2007? Sign that EULA, deal...

[lefty]

http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/31/7474947/apple-sued-over-16gb-iphone-ipad-storage

Round 3: FIGHT!

Lol no micro SD

[ElNono]

Apple’s Earnings Soar on Strong iPhone Sales in China

The company on Tuesday reported $16.1 billion in revenue from “greater China” — which includes mainland China, Hong Kong and Taiwan — in its first fiscal quarter, up 70 percent from the same period a year ago. Canalys, a research firm, estimates that Apple is now the No. 1 smartphone maker in China.

The success in China helped push Apple to a blockbuster first quarter, increasing overall profit to $18 billion and revenue to $74.6 billion. In the same quarter a year ago, the company had profit of $13.1 billion and revenue of $57.6 billion.

The results beat analysts’ average estimates of $67.7 billion in revenue, according to a poll by Thomson Reuters.

Apple said it sold 74.5 million iPhones in the quarter. Financial analysts had predicted that Apple would sell 62 million to 71.5 million.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/28/technology/apple-quarterly-earnings.html

:lol poorsung

[jeebus]

At this rate, Bankruptsung will have no choice but to go back to noodle processing for their chinks.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Homelessung

[lefty]

Non issue

The gay community bought a lot of Iphones since Tim Cawk came out of the closet.
It's gonna fade

[jeebus]

Non issue

The gay community bought a lot of Iphones since Tim Cawk came out of the closet.
It's gonna fade
:lol he's been outed since 2011. So this 4+ years of Alpha making billions and billions of dollars is a fad? :lmao

son, you better trade in your depletedfundssung for copper harvesting while you can

[jeebus]

http://www.macrumors.com/2015/01/27/apple-earnings-1q15/




http://i.imgur.com/O9NaY0o.gif

[lefty]

Non issue

[Technique]

Considering that the Iphone's are actually made in China it shouldn't be that big of a surprise

[ElNono]

Alpha doing alpha things, tbh

[lefty]

Considering that the Iphone's are actually made in China it shouldn't be that big of a surprise
This

Alpha doing alpha things, tbh

So you worship the Galaxy Alpha?

Good decision tbh

[Clipper Nation]

This


So you worship the Galaxy Alpha?

Good decision tbh

:lol Movingbackinwiththeirparentssung

[jeebus]

So you worship the Galaxy Alpha?

Good decision tbh

http://www.dailytech.com/Samsung+Kills+Off+Wouldbe+iPhone+6+Competitor+Gala xy+Alpha/article37030.htm

[lefty]

http://www.dailytech.com/Samsung+Kills+Off+Wouldbe+iPhone+6+Competitor+Gala xy+Alpha/article37030.htm
Pity tbh

They didnt want to upset their clients :lol remember, Samsung provides the screens to Apple :lol Apple would have shitty screens if not for Samasung :lol

[jeebus]

Pity tbh

They didnt want to upset their clients :lol remember, Samsung provides the screens to Apple :lol Apple would have shitty screens if not for Samasung :lol

:lol not anymore http://bgr.com/2014/05/19/iphone-6-display-specs/


but if you're keen on bringing up the past, let's look at the shit chinksung was pumping out when Alpha came on the scene in 2007

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/D900vsE250.png

lefty, get in here!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Chillingintheunemploymentlinesung

[jeebus]

:lol Chillingintheunemploymentlinesung

http://i.imgur.com/JmST9Ny.jpg

[lefty]

Non issue

:lol Bigger iPhone without features that use the real estate
:lol tech community unanimous Note 4 is the best phone

:lol Poorsung is innovating while Fapple is just resizing phones

[jeebus]

Non issue

:lol Bigger iPhone without features that use the real estate
:lol tech community unanimous Note 4 is the best phone

:lol Poorsung is innovating while Fapple is just resizing phones

http://appleinsider.com/articles/15/01/28/samsungs-mobile-profits-plunge-642-after-apples-iphone-6-devastates-premium-galaxy-sales

:lol innovating the bankruptcy business
:lol lobbysung giving away the last of its money to people so that they'll make favorable reviews

[lefty]

http://appleinsider.com/articles/15/01/28/samsungs-mobile-profits-plunge-642-after-apples-iphone-6-devastates-premium-galaxy-sales

:lol innovating the bankruptcy business
:lol lobbysung giving away the last of its money to people so that they'll make favorable reviews
you will like this :lol :cry stop pls jebes

http://www.androidcentral.com/samsung-ties-apple-title-worlds-largest-smartphone-manufacturer

[ElNono]

:lol units sold
:lol like selling one million cheap plastic low margin phones in Congo is the same as selling one million high margin phones in the US
:lol getting fucked by Alpha in the high end
:lol getting fucked by Chinese no-names on the low end
:lol Tizen will fix it all

[velik_m]

Samsung can easily take on Apple and destroy them, they make this: http://www.samsungtechwin.com/product/product_05_01_01.asp

[jeebus]

:lol units sold
:lol like selling one million cheap plastic low margin phones in Congo is the same as selling one million high margin phones in the US
:lol getting fucked by Alpha in the high end
:lol getting fucked by Chinese no-names on the low end
:lol Tizen will fix it all

:lol don't forget about those shitty ads that are turning people off to Congosung. the only people that like them are the hardcore fanboys

[lefty]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/10405808.jpg

[ElNono]

poorsung Q4 reports are in...

Samsung feels the pressure as mobile profits plunge by 64 percent

Read more: http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/samsung-feels-the-pressure-as-mobile-profits-plunge-by-64-percent/

:lmao

[ElNono]

:wow those Alpha margins

$74.6b revenue, $18b profit = 24% profit margin

Kimchisung: $48.6b revenue, $4.9b profit = 10% profit margin :lmao

[lefty]

Non issue

[ElNono]

leftry, mah niggur, I have a spare iPhone 3G somewhere round here if you ever feel like upgrading, tbh :lol

[jeebus]

:wow those Alpha margins

$74.6b revenue, $18b profit = 24% profit margin

Kimchisung: $48.6b revenue, $4.9b profit = 10% profit margin :lmao

:lol Alpha taking up the higher end market, while no name Gook brands are hijacking the lower markets. the only thing left for ruinedsung to do is for their company leaders to fly to Japan and visit Aokigahara with a length of rope for them to use

[jeebus]

Non issue

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/iphone-1st-generation


here you go, friend. It's cheap enough for you to get but beware, you might be blown away by the massive upgrade that you'll get when handling det first iphone.

[lefty]

leftry, mah niggur, I have a spare iPhone 3G somewhere round here if you ever feel like upgrading, tbh :lol
:lol

[scanry]

Negroo Jeebus is goina milk this till his black ass shows wrinkles.

[AlexJones]

crofl is there another company in the world that releases more shovel ware products than Apple?

:lmao IPad Mini, Air, Pro..

[Clipper Nation]

crofl is there another company in the world that releases more shovel ware products than Apple?

:lmao IPad Mini, Air, Pro..

People still buy them, unlike Enronsung :lol

[jeebus]

BeanieBabySung fangirls has been jizzed on so much in this thread, it's a way of life for them. sure, they can throw out quack links that say :cry people like their phone filled with bloatware! studies show apple sucks! :cry and other nonsense, but truth is, they really want one of Tim Cock's products. they're just too scared to try it, like a fat boy eating healthy food.

[jeebus]

:lol governmenthandoutsung is so desperate for money

https://gigaom.com/2015/02/10/samsung-tvs-start-inserting-ads-into-your-movies/

[ElNono]

:lol poorsung resorting to ridiculous stuff to figure out why nobody wants to buy their shitty plastic phones

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/02/05/your-samsung-smarttv-is-spying-on-you-basically.html

[scanry]

Bought the 6 last week and boy is it alpha or what? Blows my earlier Nexus 5 away.

[jeebus]

http://9to5mac.com/2015/02/13/wsj-tim-cook-approved-apple-electric-car-project-a-year-ago-hundreds-of-employees-working-on-it/



:lol why failsung is pumping out plastic phones with an edge schtick, Alpha is working on a car to rival the Tesla. good move imo; seeing as how Alpha has been dominating the small tech market since '07, it's time for them to conquer the roads. Will Alpha be colonizing the moon while BackwardsSung releases a new phone that has a revolutionary camera on the side of the phone?

[lefty]

:lol so they want to make Fapple users fat too?

[ElNono]

poorsung car before Alpha releases their car:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Geo_Metro_5-Door.jpg

poorsung car after Alpha releases their car:

http://www.bmw.com/_common/shared/newvehicles/i/i8/2014/showroom/02_at_a_glance/visions-01.jpg

:lmao

[lefty]

Looks fruitier than Hawaiian Punch
No surprise :lol

[jeebus]

poorsung car before Alpha releases their car:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Geo_Metro_5-Door.jpg

poorsung car after Alpha releases their car:

http://www.bmw.com/_common/shared/newvehicles/i/i8/2014/showroom/02_at_a_glance/visions-01.jpg

:lmao

:cry but the poorsung car has a bigger screen! :cry