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ElNono
02-14-2015, 01:19 PM
Samsung Replacing Its Apps With Microsoft's For Galaxy S6

SamMobile is reporting that the next major revision of Samsung's Galaxy S line of phones is going to have some major changes. According to insider sources, Samsung has gotten rid of many of their pre-loaded apps, making them optional downloads. What's interesting is that they're replacing these apps with software from Microsoft (http://www.sammobile.com/2015/02/12/exclusive-galaxy-s6-software-will-bring-some-amazing-changes/) — apps like Skype, Office Mobile, and OneDrive. "With Windows Phone failing to make a dent on the smartphone market, Microsoft has recently shifted focus to its software services, and having them pre-installed on one of the bestselling Android smartphone lineups might just give the Redmond giant the exposure it needs to court consumers into switching from Google's massively more popular services that come preloaded on all Android devices."

:lol turning the Galaxy into a Windows phone
:lol desperatesung

jeebus
02-14-2015, 03:51 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

won't be long until microsoftsung stops making their shit phones and just sells a "new" phone, which is basically the iphone with a sticker covering the apple that says "cucksung".

lefty
02-14-2015, 07:12 PM
Non issue Kimchisung S6 is going to destroy the competition :lol
They felt bad for Apple :lol so they gave they all the gay consumers :lol
Just coasting sons :lol

Clipper Nation
02-14-2015, 07:19 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

won't be long until microsoftsung stops making their shit phones and just sells a "new" phone, which is basically the iphone with a sticker covering the apple that says "cucksung".

It won't even be the real iPhone, it'll be one of those Chinese bootlegs :lol

http://i.imgur.com/kNMS0kf.jpg

:lol Ripoffsung

jeebus
02-14-2015, 07:36 PM
It won't even be the real iPhone, it'll be one of those Chinese bootlegs :lol

http://i.imgur.com/kNMS0kf.jpg

:lol Ripoffsung


Already there, s:lolns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=580xtjqRkq0


best thing is, that's an actual betasung product. they're trying it out in China and studies show it's already about 8 or 9 years ahead of the β6 :lol

jeebus
02-20-2015, 10:32 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/samsung-suhd-tv-prices-2015-2015-2


:lol strugglesung continuing to make shit people don't need
:lol thousands upon thousands of dollars for shitty tv's with no extra content
:lol "here's more pixels! even though you don't need them!"
:lol will end up making shit on tv and blu ray's look actually worse

lefty
02-20-2015, 10:46 AM
Non issue


Coasting

jeebus
02-20-2015, 12:15 PM
Non issue


Coasting
:lol Spursung :lol

lefty
02-20-2015, 01:23 PM
:lol Spursung :lol
:lol

jeebus
02-21-2015, 09:56 AM
http://uk.businessinsider.com/apple-is-taking-93-of-the-profits-in-the-smartphone-industry-now-2015-2




:lmao

lefty
02-21-2015, 10:52 AM
Non issue

Just giving them a pitt headstart

Clipper Nation
02-21-2015, 11:11 AM
:lol Fuckedandjizzedonbyapplesung

ElNono
02-21-2015, 11:23 PM
:lmao the $200 table tennis paddle

zh_fwS_Zqk4

lefty
02-28-2015, 01:29 PM
:lmao Desperatesung

:lol S6 looks like an iPhone
:lol unibody design and glass back

:lol just because some phaggots want "gay premium metal feel"

:lol RIP micro SD, removable battery and waterproofing

ElNono
02-28-2015, 01:43 PM
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:lmao back to the basics for poorsung

lefty
02-28-2015, 01:58 PM
:lmao Desperatesung

:lol S6 looks like an iPhone
:lol unibody design and glass back

:lol just because some phaggots want "gay premium metal feel"

:lol RIP micro SD, removable battery and waterproofing

resistanze imo

jeebus
02-28-2015, 03:41 PM
570884382443089920

:lmao back to the basics for poorsung

I heard that every time you turn on the S6, a short 5 second video of one of their gook CEOs sucking off Tim Cock plays. It's pretty innovative tbh.

Also, to unlock the phone, you have to rub the screen, which shows an image of Tim Cock's balls. lolsung owners have to arouse the iBalls in order to unlock their device.

Clipper Nation
02-28-2015, 04:07 PM
:lmao Desperatesung

:lol S6 looks like an iPhone
:lol unibody design and glass back

:lol just because some phaggots want "gay premium metal feel"

:lol RIP micro SD, removable battery and waterproofing
:lol Betacucksung
:lol They know who their daddy is

resistanze
02-28-2015, 05:13 PM
resistanze imo

Hey I said I was good with the samsung alpha build tbh :lol

you can keep microsd + other things and still make it better than previous builds. S3 and S4 were slimy as fuck, S5 is better.

surprised if they took out microsd....even HTC kept theirs.

lefty
02-28-2015, 05:29 PM
Hey I said I was good with the samsung alpha build tbh :lol

you can keep microsd + other things and still make it better than previous builds. S3 and S4 were slimy as fuck, S5 is better.

surprised if they took out microsd....even HTC kept theirs.

I have the S5 so I'm not upgrading anytime soon, but my next phone is probably from HTC

anakha
03-01-2015, 07:10 PM
So Copycatsung, in their desperation to recover their edge, goes back to what worked before and rips off other phones' design features.

:lmao

lefty
03-01-2015, 08:04 PM
:lol Copycatsung wins in the camera department though


But yeah, desperate move from Scaredsung tbh :lol

jeebus
03-01-2015, 08:11 PM
:lol Copycatsung wins in the camera department though


:lmao gotta make sure those facebook profile pics, pictures of breakfast, and shitty :cry artistic :cry shots of a chair turn out good :lmao

lefty
03-01-2015, 09:49 PM
:lmao gotta make sure those facebook profile pics, pictures of breakfast, and shitty :cry artistic :cry shots of a chair turn out good :lmao
:cry Det avy
:cry my nuggah

jeebus
03-05-2015, 04:24 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/s/apple-working-waterproof-iphone-huge-twist-190521240.html


:lmao While backwardsung releases it's Shit6 with no waterproofing, shitty camera, and general inferiority(more RAM to be able to run all that fucking bl:lmaoatw:lmaore), Alpha is making so the actual internal hardware is waterproof and not the case :lol

The Reckoning
03-05-2015, 04:45 PM
damn y'all take cell phones way too seriously. nobody wants to see your ugly mug avy anyway.

jeebus
03-06-2015, 10:49 AM
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Samsung-Galaxy-S6---S6-edge-suffering-from-touchscreen-issues_id66897



:lmao:lmao paying hundreds of dollars for a 5 inch tv with no touch screen capabilities :lmao:lmao

jeebus
03-06-2015, 10:53 AM
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jaymcgregor/2015/03/06/samsung-will-be-slaughtered-in-5-years/?utm_campaign=yahootix&partner=yahootix


:lol the writing has been on the wall for a while now, this is just confirming it. slaughtersung's last gasp is making a phone look as much like the Alpha as possible, then fading away into non issueness.
timvp

Phonzie20

DrHouse

DUNCANownsKOBE2

ElNono
03-09-2015, 01:48 PM
:lmao $1k stainless steel watch... Tim Cock can't get away with this, can he?

hater
03-09-2015, 01:55 PM
damn y'all take cell phones way too seriously. nobody wants to see your ugly mug avy anyway.

:lmao

jeebus
03-09-2015, 02:00 PM
Alpha doing Alpha things. I jizzed so much in the first 5 mins of the keynote due to so much innovation rubbing all over me. It was pretty funny seeing lefty in the audience with his brand new alpha products and crying tears of joy. :lol I already preordered my 18k iWatch for a paltry sum; I suggest my fellow alphas do the same.

hater
03-09-2015, 02:02 PM
Gay post ^

ElNono
03-09-2015, 02:15 PM
Alpha doing Alpha things. I jizzed so much in the first 5 mins of the keynote due to so much innovation rubbing all over me. It was pretty funny seeing lefty in the audience with his brand new alpha products and crying tears of joy. :lol I already preordered my 18k iWatch for a paltry sum; I suggest my fellow alphas do the same.

:lol Poorsung about to announce their new smartwatch also, tbh, targeted at "emerging markets"...

http://www.digdang.com/media/images/calculator_watch_14333.jpg

lefty
03-09-2015, 02:42 PM
:lol apple watch fail

scanry
03-09-2015, 05:00 PM
Je Suis lefy & jeebus tbh. Getting more retarded by the day. :lol

jeebus
03-10-2015, 04:28 PM
Gay post ^
:lol taking this thread seriously. gtfo faggot

ElNono
03-11-2015, 07:08 PM
You can already buy a fake Apple Watch in China

http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/10/technology/mobile/china-fake-apple-watch/index.html

:lol

jeebus
03-11-2015, 07:16 PM
You can already buy a fake Apple Watch in China

http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/10/technology/mobile/china-fake-apple-watch/index.html

:lol

tbh that's just copysung trying their hand at a watch but slapping an Alpha sticker on it

TDMVPDPOY
03-12-2015, 06:10 PM
u know whats bullshit then a apple smartphone? is the vertu handsets...

Venti Quattro
03-13-2015, 11:14 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6ccc

lefty
03-13-2015, 09:24 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6cccholy shit :lmao

jeebus
03-16-2015, 06:27 PM
http://puu.sh/gDaYf/cf81bc67d5.jpg

lefty, get in here and :downspin: this shit!

lefty
03-16-2015, 09:58 PM
Lirl

jeebus
04-10-2015, 10:32 AM
Fuck. iWatch is flopping horribly in China. Might have to concede defeat to Alphasung on this one.

http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-watch-edition-sold-out-in-china-2015-4

lefty
04-10-2015, 10:42 PM
I told you


Phaggots

gambit1990
04-11-2015, 10:21 AM
lol @ people who thought the apple watch wouldn't sell.