Drug Test

[Ginobilly]

I have a Drug Test coming up in about a week for a job I'm about to be hired for. I smoked a little Mota :smokin last weekend and I'm afraid I might not pass it. I want to know if those cleaning kits work if anybody here has used them??

p.s
I have been drinking pickle juice and lots of water.

Thanks

[SpursWoman]

Golden Seal?

[Mixability]

I have a Drug Test coming up in about a week for a job I'm about to be hired for. I smoked a little Mota :smokin last weekend and I'm afraid I might not pass it. I want to know if those cleaning kits work if anybody here has used them??

p.s
I have been drinking pickle juice and lots of water.

Go to Planet K or the Papa Jims on the southside! :tu They work on more than just the Dro in your system! :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I took some masking pills once. They were $40 and I had to take 10 of them at once, drink lots of water, wait an hour and then go piss in the cup. I burned the night before my test and passed it with those pills. Try places like Planet K, Flipside or any other head shop to get some. I've tried the liquid making agents to and they worked for me.

[mookie2001]

i have a friend who recently used one we'll call him PlEimpo
didnt work, and it had like a 200% moneyback guarantee
PlEimpo has very little body fat
i have taken more tests than i wish to comment on and never used anything like that (mine were more important)
i have somewhat more body fat
if you are a regular smoker (2/week -daily) it could take you up to 2 months to get clean, depending on body fat
if you hadnt smoked like 2-3 weeks before that and are only a occasional smoker you should be fine in a week, just drink water and sweat a little

[Kori Ellis]

Not that I would know anything about such things.

But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.

[SpursWoman]

Not that I would know anything about such things.

But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.


I don't think "fine" is a word I'd use after drinking all of that... :vomit :lol :lol

[Medvedenko]

Stupid drug tests....who cares....a little weed isnt' going to do anything...it's funny they don't test you if you drink like a college girl...but smoke a little endo and they fuck you.
Bullshit I say.

[ZStomp]

I'm on the way...oh nevermind.

[ZStomp]

I'll sell you my pee for the right price.

PM me if interested.

[batman2883]

ha ha haha ha just call Randy Moss he has that piss machine that makes your piss clean

[mookie2001]

anyone need positive pee?
like if you want to get fired?

[Vashner]

Depends on the test. If it's a spectrograph expensive test.. forget it..
If it's the cheap off the counter test then maybe. Pickle and other juices won't help you. They sell some shake crap at the headshops but high end tests will bust them.


Work on your resume lol... and get off the weed..

[batman2883]

Im starting to not like this Vashner guy

[Vashner]

Im starting to not like this Vashner guy
What did I say? I have a background in Federal law enforcement so I am no noob to drug abuse and how they test for it. If the truth makes you not like me then so be it...

Edit: Getting off the weed is what makes you pass a piss test. Only the very cheapest of drug tests can be cheated nowdays. What would I want? To help the guy get a good job.. so .. don't be stupid.

[SpursWoman]

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[Cant_Be_Faded]

Not that I would know anything about such things.

But if you just drink a full bottle of white vinegar, you'll be fine.


Would you bet a possible job on this to work?
Would you bet 5-24 months of your freedom?

The drink fluids stuff doesn't work for everyone, plus all tests are different.


As for the original post, try to find out which test your company uses. You can actually look up on the internet what 'supplements' work for which test.

[Kori Ellis]

Would you bet a possible job on this to work?
Would you bet 5-24 months of your freedom?

The drink fluids stuff doesn't work for everyone, plus all tests are different.

I wouldn't bet my freedom on anything, I'd just not do drugs.
But the job thing, eh.. yeah I'd probably bet it on the vinegar. Most people I know have past the toughest tests using vinegar. The piss tests, as well as the haircutting tests. But hey, like I said, I don't really know about this kind of stuff :angel

[batman2883]

What did I say? I have a background in Federal law enforcement so I am no noob to drug abuse and how they test for it. If the truth makes you not like me then so be it...

Edit: Getting off the weed is what makes you pass a piss test. Only the very cheapest of drug tests can be cheated nowdays. What would I want? To help the guy get a good job.. so .. don't be stupid.


Truth??? nah im just kidding Vashner your cool peoples...now get off your high horse

[Vashner]

I earned my horse.. try to knock me off... when my gun is empty and locked back in my dead hand...
... ok back to seriousness..

I would not recommend the vinegar. Drink the shake from the headshop. (not the stupid golden root that's bogus too). Vinegar is good for changing the Ph for
amphetamines but not for weed. Weed get's into your body fat. And it leeches out over time.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I earned my horse.. try to knock me off... when my gun is empty and locked back in my dead hand...
... ok back to seriousness..

I would not recommend the vinegar. Drink the shake from the headshop. (not the stupid golden root that's bogus too). Vinegar is good for changing the Ph for
amphetamines but not for weed. Weed get's into your body fat. And it leeches out over time.


it still varies tremendously from person to person independent of things like body fat

my friend has like 1% body fat and hadn't S'ed in a week or so and blew it.

[SequSpur]

How do you hide performance enhancing drugs?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think that the latest ones just don't show up on the test cuz they're too new.

[Kori Ellis]

How do you hide performance enhancing drugs?

Ask Lance. :angel

[Sense]

Ask Lance. :angel
:nope

[batman2883]

damn low blow Lance is the man though

[SequSpur]

Ask Lance. :angel


Wow! I was expecting that.

[T Park]

Stupid drug tests....who cares....a little weed isnt' going to do anything...it's funny they don't test you if you drink like a college girl...but smoke a little endo and they fuck you.
Bullshit I say.


yeah, testing for ILLEGAL drugs.

What a horrible thing.

As a business owner, STFU, get off the drugs, clean up, and worry about work.

[bigzak25]

dude, or dudette...stop smoking immediately, put the shit down...seriously...

okay, now take yo ass to planet K and buy Xtra Clean. get the good shit.

drink water, lots. run some laps. pray.

good luck. :tu

[bigzak25]

yeah, testing for ILLEGAL drugs.

What a horrible thing.

As a business owner, STFU, get off the drugs, clean up, and worry about work.


as a business owner tpark, you should know how to talk to people better.

but keep preaching to people in your harsh manner and wondering why nobody listens to anything you have to say...

i'm not saying i disagree with you, but sarcasm and 'stfu' ain't gonna win you any dear abbey awards...just sayin bro. :tu

[ZStomp]

as a business owner tpark, you should know how to talk to people better.

but keep preaching to people in your harsh manner and wondering why nobody listens to anything you have to say...

i'm not saying i disagree with you, but sarcasm and 'stfu' ain't gonna win you any dear abbey awards...just sayin bro. :tu

his reputation precedes himself....thats why nobody..oh never mind...

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[SequSpur]

yeah, testing for ILLEGAL drugs.

What a horrible thing.

As a business owner, STFU, get off the drugs, clean up, and worry about work.

Owning the tiltawhirl and paying minimum wage doesn't count as a owner.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah, testing for ILLEGAL drugs.

What a horrible thing.

As a business owner, STFU, get off the drugs, clean up, and worry about work.


As a normal human being who stops to ask questions, I think its funny that Person A can be a wife-beating alcoholic and still get hired, while Person B can be a video game playing pothead and not given a chance.


Oh i guess as a business owner you automatically know that potheads are incapable of working efficiently?

Seriously, what would people like you do if the word "bush" became illegal?

[SpursWoman]

Seriously, what would people like you do if the word "bush" became illegal?

If the word "bush" were illegal, there'd be a significant rise in :jack

[Zombie]

I have no problem with drug testing, I just hate that I get stage fright when I have to take them.

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[sickdsm]

If i were a business owner hiring, I wouldn't want to hire either. I don't know alot bout testing but wouldn't it be hard to detect if someone went on a binger two or three nights ago? Or to differntiate between a legal couple beers and almost needing a stomach pump?

CBF: What is your take on Jay williams and Kellen Winslow? I mean, everyone should be entitled to ride a motorcyle. How about Aaron freakin' Boone? Guy can't play a little ball now and then? When you work or want to work for someone else you NEED to conform to their standards. I know there's lots and lots of hardworking on time potheads, just as there are lots and lots of hardworking and ontime wifebeating alchoholics (just look at Milwaukee ;) ) But the people who don't toke up are probably more likely to be dependable, etc... than those that don't.

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[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Drink 10 litres (don't know how much that is in oz.) of water between the day you smoked, and the day the test is scheduled. Doesn't matter if it's one day or one week. Your body will do the rest.

[E20]

Wait untill someone takes a piss and then go into the bathroom make sure they didn't flush and just put some pee in a small cup then present that.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CBF: What is your take on Jay williams and Kellen Winslow? I mean, everyone should be entitled to ride a motorcyle. How about Aaron freakin' Boone? Guy can't play a little ball now and then? When you work or want to work for someone else you NEED to conform to their standards. I know there's lots and lots of hardworking on time potheads, just as there are lots and lots of hardworking and ontime wifebeating alchoholics (just look at Milwaukee ;) ) But the people who don't toke up are probably more likely to be dependable, etc... than those that don't.


I agreed with everything you said until the last sentence. That is a stereotype.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Drink 10 litres (don't know how much that is in oz.) of water between the day you smoked, and the day the test is scheduled. Doesn't matter if it's one day or one week. Your body will do the rest.

If you use the water method, they will more than likely ask you to re-test either hours later or a day later. Because when you pee out mostly water, they know that, and they dont want that kinda urine.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

If you use the water method, they will more than likely ask you to re-test either hours later or a day later. Because when you pee out mostly water, they know that, and they dont want that kinda urine.

In that case, you should be ok, unless you smoke one just right after you finish the first test! :lol

[Useruser666]

I agreed with everything you said until the last sentence. That is a stereotype.

The problem is, there are certain jobs that you just can't be under the influence of ANYTHING to perform that job safely.

[CosmicCowboy]

I agree with vashner...you MIGHT be able to beat some of the cheaper urine tests with all these home remedys or overpriced commercial brews but if it's the hair test it will still detect it...you can't flush it out or change it once it is there...

I suppose you could get a FULL body wax to eliminate the evidence... :lol

[Jimcs50]

Go to a bakery that sells poppy seed bagels, eat 3 of them, get a receipt and keep it.

You will test positive for opiates, they will tell you that you failed the test because you are a heroin or morphine junkie.

Tell them that that is impossible, but then tell them that it might be the poppy seed bagels that gave you a false positive and that you want to retest.(show them the receipt)

By then, your marijuana will be out of your system..

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Go to a bakery that sells poppy seed bagels, eat 3 of them, get a receipt and keep it.

You will test positive for opiates, they will tell you that you failed the test because you are a heroin or morphine junkie.

Tell them that that is impossible, but then tell them that it might be the poppy seed bagels that gave you a false positive and that you want to retest.(show them the receipt)

By then, your marijuana will be out of your system..

I was just about to suggest this. Knew a guy in high school a while ago who did that, but that was about 5 years ago.

[batman2883]

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[Useruser666]

Guru? Do you actually read these threads? :lol

[sickdsm]

Stereotype? Not really. On AVERAGE i'm talking about.

Your more likely to cause an accident after drinking two beers than none. Does that mean your drunk or inept driver?

Take 1000 people who regularly smoke weed and 1000 people who never have.

maybe out of those weed smokers only 80 are poor workers, out of the clean group only 70 are. How the hell is that stereotyping?

[bigzak25]

most people smoke weed to escape their lives...even if only temporarily.

what are you trying to escape from?

face your problems. overcome. weed stops being a crutch when you do that...

but i digress...good luck on the test. :tu

[Ginobilly]

Thanks for everything guys ;)

I passed it!!

I tried some orange cleaning detoxifier from Planet K and that did the trick.

Gracias :lol


Time to celebrate! :hat :smokin :drunk

P.S

Jim that sounds like a great idea with the poppy seeds. You tried it??

[Ginobilly]

Stupid drug tests....who cares....a little weed isnt' going to do anything...it's funny they don't test you if you drink like a college girl...but smoke a little endo and they fuck you.
Bullshit I say.

True dat
:hat

[bigzak25]

Thanks for everything guys ;)

I passed it!!

I tried some orange cleaning detoxifier from Planet K and that did the trick.

Gracias :lol

Time to celebrate! :hat :smokin :drunk



congrats. goodluck with the new job. :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

I have a Drug Test coming up in about a week for a job I'm about to be hired for. I smoked a little Mota :smokin last weekend and I'm afraid I might not pass it. I want to know if those cleaning kits work if anybody here has used them??

p.s
I have been drinking pickle juice and lots of water.

Thanks


niacin.

can be bought at any drug or natural food store.
commonly found in raisen bran... but oyu;ll need morethan that so go pick up a bottel of niacin.

[tlongII]

most people smoke weed to escape their lives...even if only temporarily.

what are you trying to escape from?

face your problems. overcome. weed stops being a crutch when you do that...

but i digress...good luck on the test. :tu


You could say the same thing about drinking.

[Medvedenko]

My main point is this....if you are smoking dope or drinking...as long as it doesn't affect your work performance than who cares. Why should someone be able to limit what you do in your personal life unless it starts to flow into your proffessional life. I heard of private companies not hiring smokers because of the insurance claims that increase their benefit premium.

[mookie2001]

i agree
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